Chapter 117 Shemi is a big sister paper (three more begging for subscription.)

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Shu Hongming was still talking on the phone outside, and Xiaomi got up a little angrily and shouted outside:

"Da Shu! Someone just yagged and said your book was rubbish! ”

"What?" Shu Hongming stretched out his hand to cover the receiver of his mobile phone, looking very indifferent, "Those don't care about them, they can scold if they want!" ”

Shu Hongming only thought that Xiaomi was talking about the book review area-

Even if "The Legend of the Swordsman of Shushan" has become a big hit, there are still a lot of readers who spray bad books every day in the book review area, where does Shu Hongming have air control?

"How can you not care!"

Xiaomi was dissatisfied, sat back on the computer, and then saw Wen Jing bragging in the group~ force, saying that "Shushan" was not as good as his "Legend of the Great Song Dynasty" or something, and suddenly Xiaomi couldn't help it, and went outside again, and Shu Hongming complained with coquettishness: "Da Shu, no, people can't stand it!" That Wen Jing is too hateful, he keeps saying that your "Shushan" is not good, and you can't compete with him on the monthly ticket list, let's fight for the monthly ticket list, okay? ”

"Hey......" Shu Hongming probed in, still didn't understand Xiaomi's words, and said casually, "...... Whatever you want. However, no swearing!

It was the professional manager who called, and he was talking to him about Zhang Xingchen's studio, and he really couldn't be distracted.

"By the way, Da Shu, what is the monthly ticket list?"

"I'm in a hurry to call, what's the matter, I'll talk about it when I'm done."

"yes, got it!" Xiaomi rolled her eyes and pouted - bad Dashu, and ignored her!

After getting Shu Hongming's promise, Xiaomi looked at the noisy group of famous authors, and knocked down a line of words with "da": "@问静, hum!" Didn't you say that "Shushan" is not as good as your "Legend of the Great Song Dynasty"? ”

"Didn't you say that the monthly ticket list can't compete with you! Let's compete and see who can take the first place! ”

"If "Shushan" wins the first place, don't forget to send your head over by courier!"

Xiaomi finished typing, and added a few knives to the back, click send.

Xiaomi sent the words out, and a few seconds later, I saw that the famous author group was used by a group of people"。。。 "It's a swipe.

The previous bragging ~ forced to ask Jing, it was even better to hang a mouthful of old blood sprayed on the computer screen-

Look at the names of the group members, and ask Jing to have the sorrow of the eggs.

Isn't this the author who just added to the author group?

What the hell is the name of "Da Shu" doing?

Don't you even know how to change the author's name after joining the group?

What could be more deplorable than belittling others to brag ~ force, but only to be caught by others?

Looking at the angry look on the other side, it is definitely going to start the new book monthly ticket war! Obviously, he can safely get the first place in the monthly ticket list of new books in July, but now he has this change because of his cheap mouth......

However, speaking of which, how strange does this Shemi's tone feel?

After a few seconds, someone finally bubbled: "Shemi is very good, please push the chapter." ”

Xiaomi tapped the keyboard very innocently: "What is Zhang Tui?" Also, what is a commuter pass? What is the monthly pass list? How do I get a monthly pass? ”

She wanted to ask Shu Hongming about these just now, but Shu Hongming didn't say anything.

Then, there was a series of neat uniforms in the group"... ”……

Wen Jing once again had the urge to vomit blood - well, as soon as they heard this, they all knew that this Shemi was still a novice author, and he was a super novice, probably the kind that he hadn't even read the Internet article.

Even if you are a reader, you should know what a "monthly pass" is!

The group was collectively speechless, Xiaomi pouted and rolled her eyes-

What's going on with these online writers? Can't you type, do you? will only send "... "Huh?

However, soon someone chatted with Xiaomi privately and sent a link to Xiaomi: "This is a monthly pass and the rules of the monthly pass list, in addition, if you want a monthly pass, you have to ask the reader for a monthly pass." I don't know if Shemi has added a book friend group? If you add a book friend group to ask for a monthly pass, it will be more effective. ”

"Oh, thank you!"

Xiaomi thanked him, sent a smile, and then clicked on the webpage, first figured out what the monthly pass and monthly pass list were, and then looked for it in the webpage opened by Shu Hongming, and found the author's area.

Click "Write a new chapter", Xiaomi looked at the interface curiously, first wrote in the title column, "Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass", and then write in the text:

"Woo woo woo ~ damn! Damn it! It's so damning! ”

"People just added the author group, but there was a scumbag named Wen Jing who scolded others, "Shushan" was not well written, and the monthly ticket list couldn't compete with him!"

"People are angry! I want a commuter pass! I want a commuter pass! ”

After writing two sentences simply, Xiaomi directly clicked on the release chapter.

After the chapter was released, Xiaomi reacted-

When I was writing just now, my tone seemed to be ...... Well, it seems a little like being coquettish~

It shouldn't matter, though, right? ~

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Xiaomi felt that she didn't care like this, but she didn't know that because of her single chapter asking for a monthly ticket, Shu Hongming's book review area was blown up.

"I'll it! What the hell is this? What is the meaning of those 'people' just now? Am I dazzled? ”

"Everyone is calm, it's just a single chapter asking for a monthly pass. I still have a monthly pass, and I was going to keep it for two more days, so I'll give it to "Shushan" now. ”

"Calm down, calm down! Do you not look inside as soon as you look at the single chapter asking for a monthly pass? Body! The text is the key! ”

"Pounce...... I'm already laughing~ Is this Shemi Da selling cuteness, or is Shemi Da a little girl? This tone is also drunk......"

"The sky is falling, and I am moved to tears, and my gentleman's talent deserves this reward! HALOUOK REWARDED SHEMI WITH 100,000 YAN HUANG COINS. 2333, no matter whether Shemi is a man or a woman, just this single chapter is worth my reward! ”

"I also burst out laughing, Shemi was a big success in selling cuteness."

"It's the 20th now, and more than half of the month has passed, and Shemi is asking for a monthly pass at this time, isn't it too late? But I can't care so much, I'll send a monthly pass. ”

"The sky is falling, and I am moved to tears, and my gentleman's talent deserves this reward! The Celestial Warrior rewarded Shemi with 100,000 Yanhuang Coins. Ten monthly passes will be sent, and they will be sent later depending on the situation. ”

"Thank you for the monthly pass! But it's shameful to sell cute, refuse to sell cute~"

"Shemi, is it still after ten o'clock tonight? Asking for a monthly pass, is there a plus? ”

"Shemi is definitely a man, you can't be wrong! How could the writing of "The Legend of the Swordsman of Shushan" be written by a woman? ”

"Garbage Shemi, garbage "Shushan", what a bad book, I'm embarrassed to ask for a monthly pass!"

"Trolls with zero fan value above, this is your experience, please take it and get out."

"Is this still chasing the monthly ticket list? The first place on the list of monthly tickets for new books has 160,000 tickets, a difference of more than 90,000 and almost 100,000 votes, and it can't catch up with ...... at all."

"I'm sent by the Qingcheng faction of "Shushan" to participate in the war, ready to brush up!"

"I, "Shushan" Wutai, came to participate in the war, and the monthly ticket started!"

“……”

The book review area is already a mess, but Xiaomi is still tinkering with the author's background.

After a while, Xiaomi clicked on the page of "The Legend of the Swordsman of Shushan" again, glanced at it a few times in the book review area, and saw that many people were saying "Shemi is a woman", "Shemi sells cute" or something, and couldn't help but stick out his tongue-

She really didn't mean to.

Soon, Xiaomi found a book friend group number of ""Shushan" Emei School" in the book review area and added it.

The author who chatted with her privately before said that if she wants to ask for a monthly pass, it would be better to add a book friend group.

Xiaomi's application for joining the group was verified quickly, and then immediately there was a series of greetings of "newcomer exposure", Xiaomi didn't talk nonsense, and directly wrote three words "Da Da Da" and sent it out:

"Ask for a monthly pass!"

Stupid purple: "The newcomer is calm, everyone sees Shemi's big request for a monthly ticket, and those who have a ticket will definitely support it." It's a newcomer, you have to send a screenshot of the subscription first to join the group, don't you know? ”

Subscribe to screenshots?

Xiaomi remembered the "subscription management" in the author's background, and immediately took a screenshot and sent it to the group: "Is this it?" ”

Demons are not tears: "... This seems to be a screenshot of the author's background, right? ”

And then, here's another series of "... Swiping the screen.

Millet pouted and laughed again - why are these readers the same, they will only send "... "Huh?

Xiaomi didn't think so much, and the little hand knocked on the keyboard again, still writing three words: "Ask for a monthly pass!" ”

Actually, I'm not a rabbit: "Oh my god! This addition is actually Shemi! ”

Night, drunk alone: "Tearful eyes, I can actually see Shemi in the front row, hurry up and touch it." ”

There you have it: "Shemida, do you have a change tonight?" ”

Wind Wanderer: "I'm really drunk. We swiped the screen in the book review area every day to let Shemi add a big group, but he didn't add it, but now it's actually added, so suddenly. ”

"I take the liberty of asking, are you a woman?" ”

Xiaomi looked at the message like a swipe, and was really startled, and then saw a prompt: "The group owner is stupid and purple has opened a ban for all employees." ”

Immediately after that, there is another one: "You have become the administrator of this group." ”

Stupid Purple: "Shemi Dada, is there anything you want to say to everyone?" ”

Xiaomi tapped on the keyboard: "Ask for a monthly pass!" Also, who has the group number of other "Shushan" book friend groups, all of them are given to me, I want to ask for a monthly pass! ”

Stupid Purple: "Shemi's resentment is so deep, I have two TT numbers for thousands of people here, you can add it." ”

Stupid purple sent out the group number, and then added Xiaomi TT friends, ran to the empty TT space and went around, found a photo in the album, and was stunned.

Stupid purple took a screenshot of the photo in the TT space, and sent a private chat to Xiaomi: "Shemi Dada, is this you?" ”

Xiaomi saw the photo sent by Stupid Purple, stunned for a moment, and thought about it - it seems to be her entrance photo when she was in the first grade of elementary school, how can she be in this TT space?

"It's me, don't mess with the photos!" Xiaomi gave a warning, and hastily changed Shu Hongming's space to "no access".

Why does Da Shu still keep a photo of her when she first entered elementary school?

That photo is so ugly~ The clothes are ugly, and the face is dirty. If it weren't for the skirt, I guess I would have been considered a boy.

Stupid purple hair a string"。。。 Then he asked, "Shemi, can you make a sound?" ”

Xiaomi clicked the voice button on the computer, picked up the headset next to him and said, pretending to be mature and thickened his voice: "Why are you exposing the sound?" ”

“。。。”

On the other side of the computer, after hearing the cute sound from the computer stereo, the whole person was speechless, and numbly typed down two words: "It's okay." ”

A few seconds later, Stupid Purple spoke in the group of ""Shushan" Emei faction:

"I'm telling you a very, very, very heavy news, please hold on! After the exposure and sound exposure tests I just had, one thing can now be determined, Shemi is greatly ......"

“…… She's a woman!! ”

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )