vs 408 It's always okay to think about it secretly
Li Huaifeng was startled by Zhong Meijia's sudden scream, and immediately raised his head and explained to Zhong Meijia.
"Beauty, don't get excited, you were bitten by a snake just now, you have passed out, the situation is very critical, fortunately I carried forward the fearless spirit of Lei Feng who saved the life and helped the wounded and sacrificed himself, and sucked out the snake venom for you, you survived, now most of the toxins have been sucked by me, there is still a little bit left, you lie quietly and let me finish sucking it, okay?"
Seeing Li Huaifeng's squinting eyes and the two lines of nosebleeds flowing down his nostrils, he looked extremely obscene, and tragically touched a stone on the side and smashed it on Li Huaifeng's head.
Although Li Huaifeng is saving people, he doesn't know why he is so weak-hearted, maybe it's because he saw something he shouldn't see, touched something he shouldn't touch, and ate something he shouldn't eat, so he didn't hide much, just explained vigorously.
Fortunately, Zhong Meijia has no strength, even if she smashes it, it doesn't hurt very much.
"Get out!" Zhong Meijia scolded weakly: "You beast! ”
"I'm a beast?!" Li Huaifeng pointed at himself: "I'm a beast!?" Let you die here, I will be a righteous gentleman? Do you think I'm deliberately taking advantage of you? Please, my girlfriend doesn't have to be bad for you, right? If I'm really a beast, you've been stripped naked by this time, and no one knows what I'm doing in you here! Am I a beast? ”
Li Huaifeng said aggrievedly: "This snake venom is very ferocious, if it weren't for my decisiveness, you would have gone to the Hades Palace to report do you know?" Do you really think you're some kind of amazing daughter? If you know the danger of snake venom and ask someone to help you smoke it, I'm afraid few people will. You don't feel anything when you're poisoned, do you? ”
Zhong Meijia was angry with tears in the corners of her eyes: "Li Huaifeng, you ......." ”
Zhong Meijia felt so weak and weak, she almost didn't even have the strength to scold Li Huaifeng. She knew that she had really been poisoned by snakes, but ...... Saving people in this way, she still can't accept it.
"You just take yourself too seriously." Li Huaifeng said dissatisfiedly: "I saved you through hard work and not afraid of danger, and you didn't even say thank you, but it seemed like I took advantage of you." ”
Zhong Meijia saw that Li Huaifeng's lips were already swollen, and the swollen lips were particularly black.
Li Huaifeng also seemed to suddenly realize it, and touched it with his hand: "Rub, take a look, I have become like this for your drug use." ”
Zhong Meijia has never seen such a strange thing, Li Huaifeng just helped himself take drugs, and he was poisoned like this?
"Really...... Is that really the case? ”
Li Huaifeng's mouth was a little paralyzed, his tongue was a little big, and his pronunciation was not very clear: "What am I lying to you for?" Besides, I lied to you, you also saw my mouth, is this a lie to you? Rub, I can't speak...... If you want to live, just lie down and let me finish the drug. Chen Xiuli's chest is also very big, she was injured at the beginning, it was I who gave the bone, people didn't scold me or beat me, and then they said to me 'thank you', you are good, and beat and scolded ...... to the life-saving benefactor. ”
Zhong Meijia blushed: "That...... That person doesn't know the situation, and you look so obscene. ”
"I'm also a young man, and I'm a normal man!" Li Huaifeng said: "Do you think I don't have any psychological pressure to do this kind of thing for you?" ”
Zhong Meijia said: "Then what do you say now?" ”
"What to do, cold salad." Li Huaifeng said: "Either you let me finish taking the drugs for you, and you are not allowed to beat me or scold me." Either you can stand up for it yourself. ”
"Hold on...... What will happen? Zhong Meijia asked worriedly.
"I shouldn't be able to die now." Li Huaifeng said.
Zhong Meijia breathed a sigh of relief, thinking to herself, as long as she can't die, "Then what." ”
"Then the residual poison may cause some of your organs to die, or it may hurt your brain and become a vegetative state, or it may penetrate the skin and breed, making you grow all kinds of leprosy and dark spots or something, and you will grow old at the age of twenty to be eighty years old...... But it shouldn't be able to die. ”
Zhong Meijia was scared half to death, and said in her heart that I might as well die!
Li Huaifeng asked impatiently: "Now you decide, do you want to suck the rest of the points?" ”
Zhong Meijia blushed and said with difficulty: "That...... Then ...... Suck...... Suck it. ”
Li Huaifeng rolled his eyes and said something, his mouth became more and more numb, and Zhong Meijia couldn't hear what he was talking about. Li Huaifeng's serious tantrum look, combined with the swollen and increasingly strict mouth, is very funny, with his vague pronunciation, Zhong Meijia feels like she has met a clown, and she is happy with a poof.
Li Huaifeng didn't pay attention to it so much, and directly plunged into it again and began to suck it up.
Zhong Meijia let out a moan involuntarily, and then blushed like a red-hot iron plate. She couldn't resist, she couldn't stop it, and she even had to cooperate, which was too difficult for her. She is a girl after all, as long as she turns her head away and doesn't look at Li Huaifeng.
When Li Huaifeng stood up again, Zhong Meijia really couldn't help laughing anymore.
Li Huaifeng didn't understand what was wrong with this woman, why she was smiling so happily, and looked at Zhong Meijia in a daze, not knowing that her mouth was already swollen and very exaggerated, very funny.
"What are you laughing at? Hey? My normal message? Very fluttering (standard) standard ordinary hair? Touched it with his hand: "Girl, girl, girl, this Ha is miserable by Lihai." (It's over, it's over, you're miserable.) )
Zhong Meijia hugged her chest and smiled.
"Lehai laughs, Hai laughs, it's all to beat you, the more it's not to beat you, and the more you don't waste the rope now sit on a quantum. I beat Li Hai and laughed at me, and the traveler had no conscience. ”
(Translation: You still laugh, you still laugh, it's all to save you, if it weren't for saving you, I wouldn't be what I am now, you still laugh at me when I save you, women just have no conscience.) )
The more Li Huaifeng spoke, the more Zhong Meijia wanted to laugh, no matter what, Li Huaifeng's appearance was so funny, with his serious expression and fluttering ordinary hair, it was simply amazing!
Zhong Meijia got dressed, Li Huaifeng helped her on the horse, and picked some artemisia grass along the way and chewed it in her mouth.
Li Huaifeng told Zhong Meijia all the way about some snake and poisonous attempts, Zhong Meijia could only understand half of it, and spent the rest of the time laughing, and finally laughed directly on the horse's back.
Zhong Meijia smiled and smiled, and suddenly stopped laughing. She looked at Li Huaifeng chattering in front of her, and a very crazy idea suddenly popped up in her mind: If this person is her husband, she will be very happy to live like this in the future.
The sun was setting, and my husband was leading the horse in front, counting his own bad problems, and he was very dissatisfied with his carelessness. But no matter what situation comes to me, he will come to save me, he will fight hard for me and very good people, he will go to the cake shop to steal cakes for me, he will take me to play for my birthday, he will take me to ...... for my birthday.
Marrying a silly boy is actually quite good. Although he is stupid, he is a really good person, so easy-going, so kind, so simple, and so powerful, I am afraid that I will be bullied to death in the future, haha.
Zhong Meijia hugged the horse's neck and looked obsessively at Li Huaifeng, who was chattering while leading the way, and for a while, her eyes were full of tenderness and emotion.
Oh, my God! What am I thinking about!? Zhong Meijia said to herself in her heart: Zhong Meijia, Zhong Meijia, what are you thinking? He's just a silly boy, don't think about these unrealistic plots, okay? You're not a kid anymore!
However, if you think about it once in a while, you will secretly think about it in your heart, and no one will know.
Zhong Meijia smiled and continued to blush: In the future, I will call him a big fool, and he will call me a big beauty. Big fools and big beauties, sometimes they do shameful things, sometimes they do romantic things, sometimes they quarrel, but big beauties must always be the winners, because big fools are too stupid, haha!
When the time comes, we can go to the movies, we can travel everywhere, the big fool is so good, and he knows so much, it must be super fun to travel with him. En, a big fool is good anywhere, but he is too poor, if he and his sister become husband and wife, you stupid boy will be considered to have picked up a treasure, my sister has money, and it is no problem to support you, hehe.
Li Huaifeng was already stunned, and called Zhong Meijia several times in a row but did not respond, this Zhong Meijia always stared at his face sweetly, as if he had fallen into some kind of hallucination and was difficult to wake up.
Li Huaifeng looked surprised, why do I have a blood wheel eye? Could it be that she fell for illusion?
"Zhong Meijia? Zhong Meijia? Wake up, hey! ”
Not far away, Du Shishi and Luo Meiwei were chatting vigilantly.
"Sister Shi Shi, look at that Zhong Meijia's complaining appearance, that little look is clearly seducing the bodyguard brother."
Du Shishi said angrily: "She deliberately lay on the horse, facing Li Huaifeng, is she deliberately squeezing her chest?" ”
Luo Meiwei said: "Then you still need to ask?" You look at the bodyguard's eyes, it is unnatural to be shaken by her pair of big **. ”
Du Shishi said: "Meiwei, you speak so ugly. ”
Zhong Meijia was suddenly woken up by Li Huaifeng, and was a little panicked: "Huh? I wasn't thinking about you! ”
Li Huaifeng was stunned: "What? ”
"Oh, no, nothing, we're here?"
Li Huaifeng nodded: "It's here." ”
"How's your mouth?" Zhong Meijia asked.
Li Huaifeng Wulaula said: "The poison has been neutralized, but it will take a while for paralysis and paralysis to be relieved." ”
Zhong Meijia didn't understand what Li Huaifeng said at all, but she seemed to be able to understand the general meaning: "You mean to say, it's basically nothing, right?" Will your mouth be restored? ”
Li Huaifeng nodded, helped Zhong Meijia to dismount, and at this time Du Shishi and Luo Meiwei came up.
"What's wrong? Why is Mika so weak? Luo Meiwei exclaimed: "Brother bodyguard! How did your mouth turn into a sausage? ”
Sima Lan happened to walk out of the stone cave, glanced at Li Huaifeng, and began to laugh. Easy. See. Small. Say.