Chapter 33: Eating Men and Women, Love and Online Texts (I)
Shared housing is a form of renting a house in which several people share the rent to reduce costs.
And carpooling is compatriots of the same country. If it happens between people of the same sex, it is a very common act of frugality.
If it happens between heterosexual couples, it is called cohabitation.
This practice between non-couples of the opposite sex is a high-risk behavior that wanders between ambiguity and normality.
Once this status is triggered, the chance of misfire increases by more than 50%, so it is loved by single men. The market is wide.
Therefore, cohabitation is also loved by online writers, and it is hot.
โโThe above background knowledge is excerpted from the "Internet Text Chronicle" edited by Red Clay Green Wine Yellow Shirt.
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There are three religions and nine streams in the world, and in all walks of life, there will be a saying that the king does not see the king.
For example, the masters of Chinese medicine and Western medicine treat a patient at the same time, one wants to fill the pulse with bitter medicine decoction, and the other wants CT to move a small steel knife.
The two types of gods of literature and art use the same creative setting, one wants to play literature and art with deep feelings, and the other wants to push against the sky to occupy hot sales.
It is inevitable that they will not be happy with each other, tearing each other, losing both, the junior is on top, and the chrysanthemum is broken......
Anyway, you should be able to sense the seriousness of the matter from the above five obscure classical idioms.
But after Zhao Yang accompanied the two girls to see the rented house, he felt that these were simply not a thing.
The two girls screened out a total of seven or eight rental information, and after walking through three or four, Zhao Yang knelt down.
The ones that are all 90 or 100 square meters, exquisitely decorated, and reliable in location, at least five or six thousand per month.
The special ones are all small monthly payments......
But just like that, these two girls are not satisfied, none of them fancy it, Zhuang Makeup complained about the bad lighting of the previous house while walking, Su Hu interjected and said depressedly that the layout of the house was too weird, and the bathroom was actually facing the restaurant when the door was opened.
When Zhuang asked Zhao Yang's opinion, Zhao Yang could only deal with it with a smile, and I can't say that the broken places that you two can't look down on are like fairies to me...... It's also too humiliating.
In fact, he really didn't expect that Su Hu, a happy woman who can eat spicy hot for six yuan, would be so arrogant and lascivious.
Sure enough, women, who bleed a lot of blood every month, but are tenacious and immortal, are an unpredictable and terrifying species.
"Great talent, why don't you speak......" Zhuang Xiang teased as he looked at Zhao Yang, who was distracted.
She just finished chasing "Tongkong" a few days ago, and now she is a passer-by fan of this book, but she doesn't have much favorability towards Zhao Yang.
However, he said that he would buy 100 copies of the romance magazine "Childish Youth", which serialized "Tongkong" at the beginning of the month, and give them to his classmates.
That's right, it's a classmate, a girl with Zhuang makeup who is a few months older than Su Hu, and she is a doctoral student in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine of a medical university. It is said that 40,000 or 50,000 yuan is credited to the scholarship alone every year.
It's barely a guy whose boobs are proportional to the size of his brain.
However, in Zhao Yang's opinion, a female doctor's biggest hobby is to collect all kinds of doll pillows, which is also strange enough, and it is more understandable to collect winter melons, bitter melons, and cucumbers in comparison......
Listening to her questioning, Zhao Yang carefully suggested to the two girls walking aside:
"I think the one on the 14th floor on Suiwen Street is pretty good. The location is so golden, there are big supermarkets or shopping malls near the downstairs, and it is very convenient for the two of you to shop in the future. โ
One of the big taboos for men is to say something like "whatever you want, whatever you like" when a woman asks, which will reduce the favorability by more than N in minutes, and the whole person seems to be very cowardly and unassertive.
But the bigger taboo is that when a woman gives you her hesitant AB choice, you give a C to death, which is a naked provocation and denial.
The only correct way is to negate their own choices with their own choices and praise their wisdom in the case of inclination to their own wishes.
But he didn't expect Su Hu to veto it every minute because of the noise.
Zhuang Xiang slowly mended the knife on the side: "Wang Duan's grandfather also lives in that building, so are you sure you want to push Su Su there?" โ
Zhao Yang: "......"
This is a decision-making mistake caused by insufficient information gathering, but in this situation where there is no longer any impact, Zhao Yang can completely speak beautifully and strategically despise the enemy.
"What's the impact? It's just that he only has a face, how can a woman like Su Meiren, who has wisdom, temperament and cultivation, fall in love with him? What's more, there are high-quality girlfriends like you, who are knowledgeable and sensible, and you are by your side......"
The two girls glanced at each other, and more or less agreed with Zhao Yang's praise. Uniformity is all
"Yo hey? This young man has eyesight and a future, and his sister is optimistic about him...... "Well, that's how it feels."
But Zhuang Makeup obviously didn't mean to let Zhao Yang go:
"That's not right, it's like a water spirit tender model who is famous at all now, and Han Hong, who do you want to choose? So, boy, you still need to work hard to be handsome......"
Zhao Yang was depressed for dozens of seconds, and then said to Zhuang Zhuang very seriously and firmly:
"I believe that the Sumei people really love me, and this kind of worldly glitz is not a miracle...."
That look is the same as Baoqiang, extremely simple.
Su Hu, who was holding a ball of marshmallows and licking and licking, finally couldn't stand it, and kicked Zhao Yang with unprecedented barbarism.
Then he dragged the laughing Zhuang makeup, and said in his mouth: "It's time to arrive, don't talk nonsense one by one, it's really boring......"
took the elevator directly to the 20th floor, Zhao Yang did not forget to complain, "You can climb the stairs every day to ensure that you are thin as a lightning." โ
The white chubby chick who took off her smoky makeup threw a chilling wink: "You have to practice more, it seems that the kidneys are not very good..."
Zhao Yang, who was critically hit, was stuffed into the door in a daze, and immediately smelled a faint fresh fragrance.
The living room is not a pervert, only 30 square meters. Draw the curtains, it's a little dark.
Large blocks of gray-black marble were pressed all over the floor.
A few large pots of chrysanthemums half a man high, unpruned and messy.
The open is extremely prosperous, and the clusters are clustered. Exuberant.
Originally, it looked like a spiritual shed, but in the middle there was a bluestone statue of the Bodhisattva of the Tibetan King.
Zhao Yang and Zhuang Xiang looked at each other, and they both felt a little shuddering, and they were careful of the liver puffing and puffing.
Looking at the white-haired and black-gown grandmother who opened the door for them, they were a little weird.
Originally, the old man looked at the two children with a smile, but he looked at the two children and hid to the side with a frightened face...... The painting style is strange.
I feel that the Pleasant Goat will not be able to meet the gray wolf, at least at the level of the midnight bell.
The old lady saw that they didn't want to rent, so she twisted her face, not willing to take care of them. Then he continued to smile at Su Hu and said:
"Oh, this girl is so handsome, why is she like the person in the painting. Take a look at how the house is."
Well, this kind of TV customer service sales face plus a familiar and friendly Northeast accent comes out
Although the old man's compulsion was lowered from the bald Buddha to the point of Guo Donglin, Zhao Yang's whole person got better.
began to look around with a thief. Then the gaze freezes.
Su Hu, who was dressed in white today, took off his shoes and a pair of pure white socks, revealing his snow-white ankles.
Above is an equally snow-white calf.
Step by step, he slowly stepped on the dark marble.
The tall body is like a branch of a pear tree full of flowers. Tilt with the wind.
From the door, it is only a dozen steps, but there are countless wind flows.
Walk a few steps to the clear bluestone statue of King Jizo and bow down reverently.
The green silk to the waist is scattered and hangs down, revealing only the crystal white face, the root of the ears, and the skin of the neck between the gaps......
At this time, the neat grandmother opened the curtains and said in pieces: "Look at the lighting ...... our house."
Dust, halo, floral fragrance, Buddha statue.
Su Hu bathed in a shallow light.
Zhuang Xiang whispered to Zhao Yang with a faint smile:
"How is it, such a good Su Su, and now he still has such a high heart to feel that he can catch up?"
Anyway, Zhao Yang was intoxicated and muttered to himself
"A man, when he meets her, of course, everyone hopes that the story after that is love."
There are 2 more chapters in the evening......