Chapter 51: Jungle Adventure (1)
"Follow me!" Zhen Shishuai took a long wooden stick and handed it to Luo Wuwu and said, "If you encounter any danger, don't pay attention to me, you must protect yourself, you know?"
You! Is the old lady the kind of selfish villain? Luo Wuwu just wanted to refute, but after thinking about it, Zhen Shishuai is also a manifestation of caring about himself! There's a handsome guy who cares about himself! She opened her mouth and couldn't find the north.
The plants of the primeval jungle grow so luxuriantly! A small grass is taller than Zhen Shishuai, and the leaves are so big that they can be used as quilts for the two of them as double beds. And those beautiful flowers, each of which is bigger than the two of them!
Not to mention the trees, all of which are deep into the sky, and there are many colorful vines, dancing with their soft long arms in the wind, plus more than a foot thick moss, it is like a wonderful fairy tale world.
"You! It's so beautiful. Luo Wuwu sighed and said: "This is even more beautiful than the painting, I don't know how many times!" If it is where we are, it will be a super 7-level scenic tourist area! ”
"It's beautiful here, but don't forget that this is a primeval jungle, and don't be fooled by its appearance, there are mysteries inside it!" Zhen Shishuai reminded Luo Wuwu and said: "We must be careful."
You! Your mother's! Can't you just say a good word? Luo Wuwu said dissatisfiedly: "The old lady is not afraid of heaven and earth, and the king of Hades will make way for me when he comes......"
Before she could say anything, she suddenly found that a monster that was half a person tall, with two tentacles on her head, and a black body with six legs, appeared behind Zhen Shishuai, and she hurriedly said to Zhen Shishuai: "You! You crow's mouth! Zhen Shishuai, what's behind you? ”
Zhen Shishuai hurriedly turned around and looked, oh my God! This black guy wasn't one, it was a group, and there was a neat line, rushing towards the two of them.
"Run......" Zhen Shishuai pulled up and down, and ran to the depths of the jungle.
The black knights behind them followed unhurriedly, neither far nor near.
"You! Zhen Shishuai, what do you think these black things want to do? Why do you keep chasing us? The old lady really can't run! After running wildly for an hour, Luo Wuwu said weakly: "Your mother's, this is the rhythm that will tire the old lady to death!" The old lady is not running away, the old lady is desperate to ...... with you"
Luo Wuwu raised the wooden stick in his hand and hit the black knights, and the black knight grabbed the wooden stick tightly with the two tentacles on the top of his head and pulled it hard, trying to snatch the wooden stick from Luo Wuwu's hands.
Luo Wuwu even used the strength to breastfeed, blushed, and started the tug-of-war with a steady step in luck.
Zhen Shishuai hurriedly grabbed Luo Wuwu's small waist and pulled it back together.
And the black knights even began to bite me, I bite him, a long line of formations.
The two sides of the game began a tug-of-war tug-of-war, at the beginning of the Luo Wuwu team could still hold on, with the continuous loss of physical strength, it was obvious that the Black Knights had the advantage, pulling Luo Wuwu and Zhen Shishuai to keep moving forward.
Zhen Shishuai whispered in Luo Wuwu's ear: "I said one, two, three, let's let go together, and then climb to the big tree on the left, the big tree has lush branches and leaves, we hide behind the leaves, we should be able to avoid them."
"You! Are you sure? Luo Wuwu asked in disbelief.
"There's no other way now! Only dead horses can be used as live horse doctors. Zhen Shishuai was also uncertain and said, "What about him?" You'll have to try it to be sure, won't you? One...... Two...... Three"
Luo Wuwu and Zhen Shishuai let go of the wooden stick in their hands at the same time, ran towards the big tree on the left, and climbed up in three steps and two steps.
And the poor black knights didn't expect Luo Wuwu and Zhen Shishuai to let go, and they all rolled backwards in a row, and when they slowly recovered their strength and got up, Luo Wuwu and Zhen Shishuai had already properly hid behind the leaves of the big tree.
The black knights searched east and west, but found no sign of their prey, and the lost ones lined up again and marched deeper into the jungle.
"You! Are you still smart? Luo Wuwu praised Zhen Shishuai and said: "Look at your stupidity, the idea is not bad."
How many stupid don't pull it? How could these words appear on his body, Zhen Shishuai didn't accept the grievance and looked at Luo Wuwu, won't you say something nice? I'm so handsome and chic, suave, and a double postdoctoral fellow in Yushu, I don't know how many women fall for me, how can I be stupid in your eyes?
"Hey! You? Luo Wuwu's eyes widened, and he opened his mouth wide and pointed behind Zhen Shishuai, so frightened that he couldn't speak.
Is there something scary behind you? Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu's stunned expression and guessed.
Zhen Shishuai slowly turned his head and saw a scene that he never wanted to see in his life.
An unidentified insect with emerald green, colorful spots, soft flesh, and a long antenna on its tail (of course, a super big one, its head is bigger than Zhen Shishuai's), is squirming towards Zhen Shishuai and Luo Wuwu, its eyes are black and large, looking at them with bared teeth, and green liquid is still flowing from its mouth......
"You! It's horrible. Luo Wuwu pulled Zhen Shishuai and prepared to jump off the tree.
Zhen Shishuai stood motionless, Luo Wuwu couldn't pull it, and said angrily: "You, what are you doing!" Run! Isn't it ready to dedicate yourself to lunch for it? ”
"Five... Five ......" Zhen Shishuai said in a very trembling voice: "I... Most... Afraid... This... Molluscs! No... I... Don't want to run... Be... Can't move on two legs! ”
Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai's two legs, who were trembling, and said without slashing: "You! You're still not a man! How can you be afraid of bugs? ”
"It's... It's too ugly and dirty... It's disgusting! After Zhen Shishuai finished speaking, he vomited wildly!
"You! At this time, you still give your mother a lecture on hygiene, your mother's! You just deserve to die! Luo Wuwu looked at the mollusks that were getting closer and closer, and Zhen Shishuai, who had vomited so much that he couldn't move, bit his silver teeth, and looked at the old lady's Foshan shadowless feet......
For Zhen Shishuai, Luo Wuwu used ten layers of skill, aimed at the head of the big insect and kicked it.
The poor insect was kicked off the tree before he could react, and the green liquid in his mouth splashed on Zhen Shishuai's face......
Zhen Shishuai looked at the clothes that were splashed by insects, and kept chanting: "Dirty, dirty......" Without saying a word, he began to take off his clothes......
Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai speechlessly, you! Do you want to show a striptease reality show to the old lady? And at this juncture?
Zhen Shishuai had no intention of stopping at all, and took off his coat and vest......
You! Your mother's! Luo Wuwu is already with peach hearts in his eyes, and his mouth is flowing out of his mouth! Zhen Shishuai, you! The muscle lines are really not covered, and the eight-pack abs can make the old lady have the idea of nosebleeds......