Chapter 91: Trapped by So Many Beauties
Ruying kissed the governor's golden seal again and again, and Zhang Lei looked at Ruying with a smile.
Ruying Jiao smiled and said, "Master, you are so powerful, you actually took back the golden seal of the governor's entire army." ”
Zhang Lei raised his eyebrows and smiled: "What is this, the Jade Emperor Lao'er still wants to marry his daughter who can't marry Laozi!" ”
Ruying Daxi asked, "Did you agree?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "I said that after I was promoted to the gods, I would propose to her." ”
Ruying Jiao smiled and said, "The Jade Emperor didn't say it, he will find a way to help you become an official god?" ”
Zhang Lei pinched Ruying's nose and said with a smile: "It's so smart, but I didn't agree." If I am promoted to the official Heavenly God, I will have to obey the management of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West, and the magic weapons that the Heavenly Realm specializes in dealing with the Heavenly Gods will be able to deal with me. I think it's better to be like this, to be a mortal in the Heavenly Court, not only can I dodge the magic weapons that are specially used to deal with the gods, but I can also get the greatest freedom. I think I'm still young, not old enough to have a wife. Let me tell you the most intimate words, my favorite is the orchid fairy, in my heart, my wife must be her, whoever robs her position, I will definitely be unhappy. ”
Ruying said: "The relationship between you and Kao is a true relationship, a friend of life and death, and you really can't treat Kao badly." ”
Zhang Lei sighed and said: "In the future, there will be many people I will treat badly, alas! Life is like a dream, and everything is easy to say in a dream. But life is not a dream, and after waking up from a dream, I feel so embarrassed that I am in trouble. ”
Ruying Jiao smiled and said: "Master, you are a mortal, mortals have to be annoyed." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "I really can't figure it out, others want to marry a wife, but no beauty pays attention, I don't want to marry a wife, but I am trapped by so many beautiful women." ”
In the glass greenhouse, Zhang Lei asked the king of the Monkey Kingdom: "How is the gem processing factory recently?" ”
"A design competition was organized, and hopefully there will be good designs," the king said. ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "If someone designs a novel and unique vessel, I will personally award him a prize." ”
Ruying flew to smile and said, "Master, hurry up to the reservoir to see, some fish grow so big!" ”
Zhang Lei caught a koi fish from the reservoir with a qi artifact, and Ruying and the king couldn't help but spout.
This brocade lithium grew too fast, and when it was put down, it was only a little more than two catties, and now it weighs more than 100 catties.
Zhang Lei lifted a grass carp with a qi object, weighing one hundred and twenty catties.
The three of them guessed the reason why the fish grew so fast and so big.
Nyū and the king were puzzled.
Zhang Lei finally figured out the reason, laughed and said, "Don't guess, it must be the reason for eating the dregs of the soul weed." ”
Ronin and the king suddenly realized.
Zhang Lei said: "The fish don't have to grow too big, if someone among the gods wants to eat fish, we can sell a few." ”
Ruying frowned and said: "The temperature is kept at about twenty degrees, and it needs to be transported long distances to the purchased gods, and it is estimated that this fish has already died." ”
After thinking about it, Zhang Lei nodded and said, "It seems that I have to go down to buy equipment to transport fish." ”
Ruying smiled and said, "It's hard! The equipment needs electricity, and the temperature cannot be controlled! ”
Zhang Lei gave a thumbs up and said: "Ruying, it seems that your progress is not small, but you have to rest assured, what I Zhang Lei wants to do, how can I not do it?" ”
The next day, Zhang Lei brought a refrigerator and a large freezer from the mortal world.
Zhang Lei used the freezer to ice water, put a large plastic box in the refrigerator, caught a forest grass carp and put it in the plastic box, then filled it with water, and covered the refrigerator with a lid.
When the water temperature of the refrigerator drops to only two or three degrees, the lid of the cabinet is opened, and the grass carp is panning with stomachs, as if it is dead.
Ruying and the king both shook their heads, and Zhang Lei smiled and said, "You don't believe me!" So be it! Catch the fish. ”
The fish is caught, at first motionless, and after a while it becomes active.
Ruying asked curiously: "Master, how can this fish come back from the dead?" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "This fish is not dead at all, but due to the bottom of the temperature, the metabolism slows down, which is a suspended animation, and as soon as the temperature rises, it will come back to life." I'll tell you! Many mortals do not know this principle, only think that at room temperature, the vitality of the fish can be maintained, and the method they use is to inject oxygen into the water, the cost will inevitably increase, and the survival rate of the fish will not be guaranteed after a long time. The use of low-temperature technology can ensure a 100% survival rate. ”
The king said, "The first time a fish appears in the heavenly court, people don't know it, they won't come to buy it!" ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "You can bring those guests who come to buy vegetables to the lake." Recommend it to them, and as soon as someone buys it, the situation can be opened. ”
The king and Ronin nodded.
At this moment, the laughter of the Queen Mother of the West came from the sky.
In the Shenlong Cave, Zhang Lei and the Queen Mother of the West drank tea together.
Zhang Lei said: "Queen Mother, you are a golden body, how can you come to the countryside?" ”
The Queen Mother of the West looked at Zhang Lei's eyes and whispered: "Lei, the Ming people don't say dark words, do you listen to the Jade Emperor or the palace?" ”
Zhang Lei laughed and said: "We are our own family, of course we listen to you!" ”
The Queen Mother of the West nodded and said, "The palace is very worried that the old fellow will appoint you as the governor, and you will fall to him." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "I'm not the master of the mother, don't worry, you will leave the affairs of the army to me." ”
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said, "Lei, this palace didn't misunderstand you. ”
The two drank tea.
The Queen Mother of the West looked at Zhang Lei and whispered, "Lei, how can you steal the divine whip?" ”
Zhang Leidong looked around, pretending to be surprised, and said, "Huh? Who has the power to steal the whip from your hands? ”
The Queen Mother of the West sighed and said, "Ray, you know it in your own heart, so be it!" The shrine will leave the whip here for you to play for a few days, but the shrine has to remind you that if the whip is lost, the consequences will be very serious. ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "Queen Mother, you can't lie to me!" ”
The Queen Mother of the West stretched out her hand and knocked on Zhang Lei's head, and said with a smile: "Until now, you have slapped Marshal Zhu with a whip, can this matter be hidden from the palace?" ”
Zhang Lei pretended to be scared, stuck out his tongue and said, "You are so powerful, I don't think anyone will tell you, right?" ”
The Queen Mother of the West smiled and said: "This is the magic weapon of this palace, it has a spiritual connection with this palace, you say, you steal it, can this palace not know?" ”
Zhang Lei raised his eyebrows and said, "That's weird, since it has a connection with your heart, how can it hide from me?" ”
The Queen Mother of the West wanted to touch Zhang Lei's head, but Zhang Lei turned sideways to dodge.
The Queen Mother of the West sighed and said, "Lei, this palace has underestimated you. ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said, "I also underestimated you. ”
Zhang Lei and the Queen Mother of the West stood face to face on the top of the mountain, and the Queen Mother of the West grabbed Zhang Lei's left hand and stroked it gently, saying, "Lei, I hope you can keep your mouth shut." ”
Zhang Lei raised his eyebrows and smiled: "There is nothing between us, what do you keep?" ”
The Queen Mother of the West's heart fluttered, her face flushed with red clouds, and she looked at Zhang Lei's eyes and said, "We have a tacit understanding." ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "The blind man eats wontons, and he knows it in his heart. ”
The Queen Mother of the West said, "Ray, I will be good to you." ”
Zhang Lei raised his hand and kissed the fingers of the Queen Mother of the West, looked at her eyes, raised his eyebrows and said: "Smearing lime on your mouth, it's the same as saying it or not saying it." ”
Zhang Lei and an old woman like the Queen Mother of the West couldn't get up, so she naturally wanted something. The Queen Mother of the West has profound mana, is the mother of heaven and earth, the elf of man, and has mastered countless spells. The gods all regard the spells they master as a magic weapon, and if they don't use any means, no one will teach others like Ruying. The weakness of the Queen Mother of the West has been undoubtedly exposed, and it has been pinched in the palm of Zhang Lei's hand, Zhang Lei decided to use the method of squeezing sesame oil to squeeze the spells she has mastered little by little. Forcing her to teach a little today, forcing her to teach a little tomorrow, over time, will definitely gain a lot. If there are too many one-time requests, which frightens her and causes the result of chicken and egg fighting, it will be more than worth the loss.
The Queen Mother of the West stroked Zhang Lei's lips, her eyes were blurred, and she whispered, "Say it!" Whatever you want, I'll give it to you. ”
Zhang Lei smiled and said: "Don't talk so much, you are stingy, I have already learned." So be it! It's rare for you to come here, so teach me two techniques of change and keep them as a souvenir! ”