Wang Dazhi looked stunned, smiled, and sat down on the sofa.

"Bang!"

As soon as he sat down, the sofa collapsed, and he fell with a dingdong, a cloud of dust kicked up, and he was confused.

Tong Jin shrugged his shoulders at this time, and said leisurely: "I forgot to tell you, that sofa was originally collapsed, but I barely supported it with wooden branches." ”

The corners of Wang Dazhi's mouth twitched, his fists clenched, and when he glanced at it, he found that his kitchen knife had fallen into Tong Jin's hand, his face changed slightly, and he immediately smiled, and there was no anger on his face.

He got up from the sofa, sat down at random and looked at Tong Jin, hoping that he could explain about the 30 million gambling debts.

Tong Jin stretched his waist, yawned, and said, "It's been a busy day today, I'm so sleepy, let's sleep, I'll talk about it when I'm free." ”

Wang Dazhi's eyes widened, he stood up with a brush, and raised his fist-

Tong Jin suddenly picked up the kitchen knife and shook it.

Wang Dazhi's fist immediately loosened into a palm and made a military salute: "Yes, Lord Yue." ”

After saying that, he retreated stupidly, because it was late at night, he planned to stay in Tong Jin's house for the night, however, Tong Na called "come back to make dinner", which made him change his plan immediately.

He said goodbye to Tong Jin, went downstairs, walked out of the square, saw someone setting up a stall to sell children's clothes, his eyes lit up, he stepped forward to pick up a set of little boy's clothes, and began to bargain with the vendor: "Boss, this set of clothes sold to me for twenty yuan." ”

The peddler shook his head and said, "No, twenty yuan?" I can't even get the cost back. ”

Wang Dazhi took out twenty yuan and threw it on the stall, and said in a showdown: "I have twenty yuan on me, if you don't sell me, I can leave." ”

The peddler looked embarrassed, picked up twenty yuan, and sighed: "Okay, just make a friend, I'll sell you." ”

Wang Dazhi picked up his clothes speechlessly and scolded in a low voice: "I'm sorry, it's expensive again." ”

The peddler was already smiling at this time: "Brother go slowly." ”

Wang Dazhi angrily stopped a taxi and rushed back to the Muxidi apartment.

After returning home, Tong Na didn't ask Wang Dazhi about Tong Jin, he sighed slightly, and felt sorry for Tong Jin in his heart, what did you do as an old boy back then, so that Dana hated you until now.

Since the day he met Tong Jin after he came here, although Tong Na was willing to pay 30 million debts for Tong Jin, he had never had a good face for Tong Jin, which is enough to prove that in Tong Na's heart, she still hates Tong Jin.

……

Early the next morning, Wang Dazhi, who had nothing to do, followed Xiao Na to class again, which made Xiao Na shout excitedly: "Uncle Dazhi, you are finally free, you don't know, they are going crazy when they think about you." ”

When Wang Dazhi heard this, he felt the same in his heart, it seems that the ability of this lamp god to coax children is still a bargain, and if this situation continues, he is expected to become the new generation of children in Hatton Elementary School.

Xiao Na opened her eyes and smiled: "Mao boy, they heard that you were stabbed in the buttocks, and they all wanted to know whether Uncle Dazhi was bleeding or stinky when you were stabbed in the buttocks." ”

The corners of Wang Dazhi's mouth twitched, these bear children, what are you doing with such a strong curiosity.

In Hatton Elementary School, he met Mao Tong and Kang Jiafu again, played crazy with these little Mao children, and even used "wish fulfillment" to make them happy, Jiang Xingsheng even pestered Wang Dazhi to ask Wang Dazhi to teach him martial arts.

In his impression, he and Jiang Dafa were held hostage by several big men, but Wang Dazhi rescued them alone, and he would definitely do martial arts, so he pestered Wang Dazhi to teach him.

Wang Dazhi looked at Jiang Xingsheng hanging on his body, his heart moved slightly, in the system mall, there are advanced martial arts such as "Evil Sword Technique", he almost didn't swing his sword from the palace at the beginning, fortunately his wish points are not enough, otherwise he may have an extra nickname - Dongfang Dazhi or Yue Dazhi.

Now he is a man with a wish card to store zài, if the martial arts cheats are really stored zài, then his new miscellaneous wish card will be of great use.

"Hehe, it seems that I am destined to be the most powerful man in the world."

Wang Dazhi laughed with his waist in his hand, and laughed with a mouth.

was despised by several little children, and they all stayed away from Wang Dazhi, who was in his fantasy, with a disgusted face, and we didn't know this shameless strange uncle.

"Jingle Bell"

The class bell rang on time, waking up Wang Dazhi, he wiped the hala on his mouth, and waved his big hand: "Children, it's time for class." ”

"Ah~"

Kang Jiafu screamed, and one by one they rushed out of the woods and rushed back to the classroom.

And Wang Dazhi didn't go back, he had nothing to do when he went back, listening to those simple elementary school knowledge, it was really an insult to his Dazhi (don't mention that I can't do math problems in elementary school, otherwise I'll beat you.) ）。

Therefore, he asked Cortana to leave the magic lamp in the grove, while he shrunk into a child, put on the little boy clothes he bought at a loss, looked in the mirror, touched his face narcissistically, and muttered: "It turns out that I am not handsome when I grow up, I was so cute when I was a child, this is the gene." ”

Wang Dazhi, who successfully incarnated as a primary school monk, swayed around the campus with his boots (he was not a shoe, a boot, a fake) and sighed along the way.

He closed his eyes and opened his arms, as if he could embrace the whole academy, it was a wonderful feeling, and the first love (first crush) in his memory seemed to be beckoning to him and smiling sweetly, and he smiled back with a foolish smile.

Walking, walking, a familiar smell came to his nose, making him tremble, his whole body was comfortable, his expression was excited, yes, yes, this is the smell, it is the smell of books, it is the smell of ink, it is the most familiar and most evocative breath of him.

His face was full of excitement, his eyes closed, and he followed the smell to pursue his best memories.

"This kid, this is the girls' toilet, you can't go in."

At this time, Wang Dazhi was suddenly pulled by someone, a gentle voice surrounded his ears, he opened his eyes suddenly, looked up, I lean, the door is really a black girl wearing a small skirt (girls' toilet sign).

"Pervert!"

A crisp girl's voice rippled, making Wang Dazhi's old face red, and he actually walked to the girls' toilet, what a damn thing! This is not the main thing, the main thing is to be seen, woo, my Wang Dazhi I's reputation is completely ruined - the main thing is that I haven't had to go in and take a look, and I'm losing a lot.

He looked back and saw a middle-aged woman with a medium complexion and a confident smile on the corner of her mouth, and beside her there was a little girl with a nose upturned to the sky, arrogant, no, no, no, the little girl looked very cute, like an enamel doll.

Wang Dazhi secretly praised the little girl in his heart for being cute and slightly fond, and he replied to the middle-aged woman: "Sister, I'm sorry, I made a mistake." ”

"Big sister!?"

The middle-aged woman was stunned for a moment, and then she was extremely happy, she pretended to laugh and scolded Wang Dazhi and said, "You kid, what are you talking nonsense? I'm so old, how can you call me big sister. ”

Having said that, Wang Dazhi saw the middle-aged woman's smiling face, and his heart was speechless, he just didn't adapt to the child's body, and subconsciously screamed according to his usual habits, but he didn't expect this eldest sister to be so thick-skinned, and he actually believed it.

The middle-aged woman was overjoyed, and pointed to the little girl next to her and said happily: "You compare me with her, now you know what to call me, right?" ”

Wang Dazhi saw that this little girl was so cute, and he really liked it in his heart, and the cheekiness of middle-aged women made him feel interested in teasing them, and he said tentatively: "Mom? ”

The middle-aged woman was stunned, and she couldn't answer for a while, the little girl pouted arrogantly, turned her head and didn't look at Wang Dazhi, and suddenly, the little girl said, "Teacher, Wenwen is here." ”

"Mom, Mom!"

Wang Dazhi followed the little girl's gaze, his whole body suddenly tightened, his teeth kept chattering, and he saw a small round ball of meat rolling over at a high speed in front of him, and a fat little face was full of greasy, she was the daughter of a middle-aged woman - Wenwen.

"I'm going to collapse."

Wang Dazhi's scalp was numb, and he slowly took two steps back, and without waiting for Wenwen to arrive, he ran away under the surprised eyes of the middle-aged woman and the mocking eyes of the little girl.