Alas, to be honest, I never thought I would be able to get on the front page of the starting point, well, what? Don't see my book? Come, come, come, I'll show you, look down along the home page of the starting point, look for it, look for it, pass by the hot list, fly over the selection of popular works, let's not mention the girls' channel, we are not the starting point of the new trend, well, go down, yes, that's right, it's the cutting-edge works channel, see it, the familiar word "lamp god", that's my starting point - the pinnacle of my life.

Okay, don't talk nonsense, officially make a speech: cough cough, for being able to get on the starting point of the big seal push, I personally say very happy, thank you very much CCTV for your care for me, thank you for the motherland's cultivation of me, so that I finally became firewood, thank you very much, well, I will say one last word, uh, Dazhi, you go while playing, don't grab my microphone, ah, you are going to be the protagonist of the book elsewhere, uh, I will give you the last sentence after speaking, what I want to say is - everyone walks by and don't forget to collect! Don't ask for anything else, it looks good on the bookshelf, after all, my family's great wisdom is handsome, Di, hello everyone, I am Dazhi, I Di Didi

Wang Dazhi: Author, come out.

Me: What's wrong?

Wang Dazhi: Why is there no sound?

Me: The power is off.

Wang Dazhi: Then how can Dana watch TV?

Me: That's her discharging the Oba on the TV!

Wang Dazhi: . I'm her Oba