Chapter 7: You are really Zhen Shishuai
Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai, who was crying messily, how could the face of that little flower cat give people a feeling of pity......
"Oh well! You say you're really handsome, what do you use to prove it? Luo Wuwu felt that he had already calmed down, and in the past, this little kid would not have good fruit to eat.
Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu with great resentment and said: "You are Luo Wuwu, born on the fifth day of the fifth month of May 1983, at noon, five minutes and five seconds. You've been alone, working on makeup for the dead. There is only one good friend, her name is Hao Aiqian, and she is a gold medal matchmaker in a marriage agency, you ......" gushed endlessly.
Luo Wuwu's eyes widened as Zhen Shishuai spoke, you! The hairy boy from there actually investigated his life experience clearly, what did he want to do? Robbery - In other words, it is problematic to be able to fill yourself with this little income. Robbing color -- this point is quite self-aware, just don't think about robbing other people's color with your own appearance! So why is this little kid so clear about himself?
"You, what are you investigating the old lady for? Say! What the hell is going on? Luo Wuwu asked angrily: "I have no money, and I have no color, why do you say you?"
Zhen Shishuai lowered his head embarrassedly when asked, his little face was as red as a big apple, and he didn't say anything for a long time......
A big chestnut hit Zhen Shishuai's head on the top of the head, and said impatiently: "What did the old lady ask you?" Answer me quickly, I can tell you, be lenient in your confession, and strict in your resistance! "With this overwhelming momentum, how do you feel like you are tortured again! And it's also a slick little boy who is underage, and this picture is drunk when you think about it!
"I like you......" Zhen Shishuai said in a mosquito-like voice.
"What do you say? You can't even hear it, and the mosquitoes are louder than yours. Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai with great disgust.
"I said......" Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu's disgusted eyes, and said loudly: "I like you!" Zhen Shishuai likes to fall into the ......"
What the? Luo Wuwu rubbed his ears vigorously, you little brat, can't you talk well? Do you have to roar? You! Don't you want your life? But - what did he just say? He likes me, hahahaha...... Finally someone confessed to themselves! But why is he just a little brat? Oh my! You're so unfair...... Luo Wuwu has a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.
"I ...... Dislike...... Kids, really! "Luo Wuwu's face is about to turn into a bitter gourd face, do I look like a pedophile?
"I'm not a child, I'm 25 years old this year! And I am a genius inventor, I am proficient in English, French, German, Italian, Korean, Japanese, Arabic and other Chinese, and have two postdoctoral ......" Zhen Shishuai gushed about his glorious history.
Luo Wuwu listened and listened to how he felt that his jaw was about to fall, you! Are you talking about yourself? Aren't you just a little kid? That is, the baby who just took off his open crotch pants, no matter how much he brags, he can go to heaven! Is it tolerable or unbearable! If you are so old, you will brag about jerking off, this kind of person will definitely go to the house to uncover the tiles in three days, and the old lady must teach you a lesson for your mother today...... Luo Wuwu clenched his fists tightly, and with a move of Tianma Meteor Fist, Zhen Shishuai was all over the sky looking for stars!
“tiamo,tivogliobene?” When Zhen Shishuai was beaten with stars in his eyes, he finally said such a sentence, and then fainted in front of Luo Wuwu (he was stunned by such a violent Luo Wuwu).
Luo Wuwu stood there in fright, did he beat this lying little kid to death? No way! She hasn't used all her strength yet! She hurriedly picked up Zhen Shishuai and touched his nose... It's okay, it's gasy!
Luo Wuwu tried hard to pinch Zhen Shishuai's people, but Zhen Shishuai still didn't react, should he do artificial respiration? Luo Wuwu thought about immediately searching for steps about artificial respiration in his mind, as if he wanted to take a deep breath first, and then blow into Zhen Shishuai's mouth......
Luo Wuwu took a deep breath desperately, and then blew into Zhen Shishuai's mouth, hey! How does it feel wrong! Why did this little kid start biting himself......
Luo Wuwu wanted to push Zhen Shishuai away, but this little kid didn't let go at all, and bit Luo Wuwu tightly......
Syllable! Luo Wuyi slapped Zhen Shishuai in the face, and said angrily: "You, do you really want to die?"
"Now you're responsible for me." Zhen Shishuai quibbled and said: "My body has been seen by you, and my first kiss was also taken away by you, so you must be responsible for me." Eloquent quibbles.
"It seems that today I really want to teach you a good lesson for your mother." Luo Wuwu rolled up his sleeves and prepared to clean up Zhen Shishuai.
“tiamo,tivogliobene?” Zhen Shishuai said to Luo Wuwu with affection.
"Little brat, what are you talking about! Are you scolding me? See if I can't beat you" Luo Wuwu was furious, and the little kid actually scolded me in bird language.
"Don't you not believe me? This is Italian, and Jet'aime, Jet'adore? This is French, IchliebeDich, what is it? "In German," Zhen Shishuai said simply and bluntly: "You must know this sentence Tangshin-icho-a-yo? This is Korean, everything I say is the same meaning, you should understand."
Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai dizzily, is this little boy really like he said, can he speak more Chinese? Is he really the handsome guy with a funny head? He understood the last sentence of Luo Wuwu, now that Korean dramas are so popular, who wouldn't understand? He likes me...... Judging by his serious expression, it didn't look like he was lying to himself.
Luo Wuwu was very reluctant to believe it and asked Zhen Shishuai: "Are you really not lying?"
"A manly man, he should stand up to the sky when he speaks and does things, how can he deceive people." Zhen Shishuai said righteously: "Believe me, I will not lie to you in this life." Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu with affection.
Luo Wuwu finally waited for someone to confess to himself, but how could it be him, Luo Wuwu watched the six-year-old kid confess to himself with disgust, how could he feel so weird......
"And what exactly is your name?" It's really handsome, and the name is too weird, Luo Wuwu thought to himself.
"Zhen Shishuai! Didn't I tell you before! Xiao Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu in puzzlement, why is your memory so bad.
"It's so handsome, it's really ugly! Who are you fooling? Luo Wuwu pouted his lips and said dissatisfied.
"It's not that it's really handsome, I'm Zhen surnamed Zhen, the world of the world, handsome and handsome!" Zhen Shishuai is explaining his name again, I really don't know how his parents gave him such a name......
"Oh! Zhen Shishuai, it's really handsome, it's not the same when you call it," Luo Wuwu idiot said.
"......" Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu speechlessly, then you are still called outdated.
Luo Wuwu was embarrassed by Zhen Shishuai and said, "Then what are your plans?"
"There's something wrong with my time shuttle, maybe it's energy, I just need to fully charge it and I'll take you back......" Zhen Shishuai, who was in a reverie, was fantasizing about going back to the year 2050.
What the? Go to 2050? Time travel? Is there a mistake! Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai exaggeratedly, it seems that this person is really crazy......