173 jokes are too big

Faced with the landlord's eviction, someone had no consciousness and continued to gag cutely: "Director Tang, your face is so scary when you are serious." ”

Tang Ran couldn't get rid of her when he saw it, and he was furious all of a sudden. He walked in front of Zhang Nanfang in three steps and two steps, and pushed the door open: "Look at this, is this a place where normal humans live?" I definitely can't stand the presence of a room like this in my house. ”

"Oops~~~ My room is a little messy, but it's orderly." Zhang Nan got in, pointed to the bed and said, "Look, the quilt and the changed clothes are ...... on the bed."

Tang Ran saw that the quilt and the sheets were mixed together, the pillow was no longer found, and the plush toys were piled up in half of the bed. The changed ** strap stubbornly peeked out of the pile of clothes.

"Books are on the earth......"

Magazines, novels, and comics all over the floor have blocked the floor, and the original colors are no longer visible. Empty beverage cans and food packaging bags can be seen everywhere, and there is a smell of spoiled food coming from nowhere. I don't think it would have been so messy in the university dormitory.

"Clothes are all in the closet......"

No matter how you look at it, it can't be called a wardrobe. All the clothes were stuffed indiscriminately, and those that couldn't fit were all stuffed into the paper bags of countless specialty stores next to them. If this pile is on the side of the road, there should be a garbage incineration station next to it.

"Cosmetics are all on the table......

All kinds of scattered bottles and cans stand or fall, laptops have long been drowned in the army of hairpins and jewelry, and if it weren't for the fact that a wire is still lonely connected to the socket, no one would have thought that something is buried underneath.

"It's basically neatly classified and orderly!" Zhang Nan's dead duck has a hard mouth, but he has already begun to miss Lin Xiaoxiao, who loved to clean and tidy up in the university dormitory before. If Lin Xiaoxiao hadn't gone to Africa, their room would have been very tidy! Ay!

"It's just a garbage house. Don't be wordy, you can clean up for me now, whether it is to live at a friend's house, to a hotel, or even to live in a company, I don't care. Anyway, you're going to have to leave me tonight. ”

Zhang Nan didn't expect Director Tang Ran to come with her at all, and he was angry all of a sudden: "On such a cold day, how can you go out at night." Besides, it turned out that the landlord had promised to live with me, Mr. Tang, you were later. Don't you know what it means to come first and come first, to respect the old and love the young? ”

"Please, this is my house, do you think it's a special seat for the elderly, the young, the sick and the disabled on the bus?? I have a contract, and if I want you to move, you have to move. ”

"If you let your colleagues in the company know. Director Tang of the planning department actually lives with an intern girl, what do you think they think? ”

"You ......" Director Tang Ran's face instantly turned from blood red to pale. Smack! He slammed the door and entered his room, leaving Zhang Nan standing alone......

Zhang Nan reluctantly cleaned up the house, she was tired enough, and when she returned to the room, she hurriedly called Qin Wanyan to ask for help, she knew that she couldn't always be so dead-faced, Tang Ran would kick her out one day, but her life style really can't be changed by saying that it can be changed, and the nature of the country is easy to change.

Qin Wanyan has known that Director Tang is Zhang Nan's new homeowner. She knew that Zhang Nan would not live there for long, and she was already trying to find a way to find a new house for her, but she paid attention to the rental information for several days, either it was too far away from the company, or the rent was too expensive, and she couldn't find a suitable one.

After a lot of talking on the phone that night, Qin Wanyan was almost ready to let Zhang Nan live in her house, she couldn't stand her best friend being bullied.

As soon as she went to the company the next day, Qin Wanyan was wondering whether to ask Tang Ran for a favor and let him "raise his noble hand".

Tang Ran's office was facing the two rows of long tables of twenty people. As soon as he looks up, he can see all the movement in the office area through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows.

Zhang Nan, this girl is indeed hard, but she is also well-behaved and sensible, as soon as she comes to the company in the morning, she will habitually help everyone wash the cups. Brew tea. Then I was busy checking the clothes, cosmetics, game equipment and props sent by the advertisers, and then distributed them to the hands of the various responsible persons.

Sorting out readers' emails is also one of the most daunting tasks. When she had time, she also had to help the editors find some relevant materials and other things.

Tang Ran watched her run around the office all day, but her spirit was very good, no matter what she did, she looked full of vitality. I want to meet her under ordinary circumstances, and as a boss, he should be very satisfied with such an employee. Just thinking of the sloppy and unkempt girl who lived under the same roof, he immediately turned to his stomach. Such people. He was never allowed to live in his own home.

For a whole day, Qin Wanyan wanted to find an opportunity to talk to Tang Ran, but unfortunately she was haunted by Fiona and had been studying art and didn't find a chance. Sometimes when she looks at Zhang Nan sitting in the corner, she feels very sad.

When she was about to get off work, Mengfang took a manuscript to Zhang Nan: "If you have time, help me proofread it." ”

Zhang Nan looked down and exclaimed, "It's amazing, next month's horoscope will come out." ”

One sentence attracted all the girls, and everyone gathered together to find their own constellations. It turned out to be a constellation advertorial that is often published in the entertainment section of Game Weekly.

Meng Fang returned to her seat and said indifferently: "This is called a long-term illness and a cure, it is nothing more than something like, 'Wow, Jupiter blesses you, there will be a windfall', 'Well, Mars is hitting your life house, be careful of miscarriage'." I see those horoscope experts making up random things every day, and I think instead of giving them money to open a column, we might as well have a dinner. ”

Mengfang sometimes feels that she is an outlier herself, in her own words, my family has eighteen generations of single gypsy blood. She can read the fortune grid, compass, and tarot cards are also accurate, but she just doesn't help people tell fortunes easily. As for the constellation chess talk in the books, she didn't believe it anyway. This girl always said that she was supernatural, and the young girl in the office especially believed her.

"What did Grandpa Deng say before he died? It is necessary to vigorously dispel feudal superstitions, and only the foundation of grasping production is that you, a handful of instigated masses who do not know the truth, memorize the three watches and develop your own scientific outlook on development. "Every time I face someone else's request for fortune telling, Mengfang SAMA is such a set of words. It seems that real people don't show their faces, and they don't show their faces.

Qin Wanyan and Mengfang are not very familiar with each other, but they have heard Zhang Nan talk before, saying that the only person who has told Mengfang's fortune is Shi Rui, who was promoted not long ago. Not long after he received the order, he called Mengfang out for a cup of coffee alone, but no one knew what they had talked about.

If you can't ask the goddess (scripture) to tell your fortune for yourself, you can only read the free horoscope written by the "great god" in the magazine.

However, Mengfang said that she never looked at the compass to divination. She once said, "I cut my Migru's frisbee into twelve squares and wrote the names of the constellations. As soon as I threw it out and saw which piece it was biting on when it came back, I knew that the bitten constellation would definitely be in trouble next month. ”

Even so, everyone said that she was accurate.

Everyone is looking at the horoscopes. Qin Wanyan also leaned over and glanced at it twice. Seeing Zhang Nan find his constellation, he saw that the love fortune column read: The waterside is the best place to go on a date next month, but be careful of the man in the stone crevice.

What does that mean? Zhang Nan hadn't figured it out yet, Qin Wanyan had already read it out for her. After thinking for a while, Qin Wanyan suddenly realized: "It can't be that when the Mengfang family's Miglu bites the frisbee, he drools too much to my constellation, right?" But what does the man in this stone crevice mean, could it be that he was still caught by a monkey? ”

Mengfang was laughing back and forth, and Zhang Nan pushed Qin Wanyan: "You're just drooling, your whole family is drooling." ”

Suddenly, a figure shook out of the office: "What are you laughing at?" "It's Tang Ran.

"Nothing. It's nothing. Seeing Director Tang coming, the crowd dispersed at once.

Tang Ran originally wanted to be close to the staff, but who knew that it was boring. It was even more embarrassing to go back to the office immediately, so I had to pretend that something was going on and dangle near the desk. Zhang Nan is still regretting his impulsiveness yesterday, where do he dare to look at Tang Ran. Picked up the cup and pretended to pour water, and hid in the pantry. After entering, she regretted it even more, because she actually saw Shi Rui Oba leaning on the bar table alone, and her own intrusion obviously interrupted his train of thought. Zhang Nan wanted to quit, but he had already seen it, so he had to go inside.

Put the cup. Pressing the button and waiting for coffee, the two didn't speak. The air seemed to be frozen, and Zhang Nan felt that he didn't even dare to breathe loudly. Shi Rui is also very strange. It doesn't seem like he's going to leave. She secretly glanced at Oba several times, and felt that the atmosphere was too embarrassing, and she couldn't do it without finding something to say.

"This coffee machine, it looks good."

"Huh?" Shi Rui looked up inexplicably and looked at her with a stunned expression.

"That. Actually, I mean...... I'm sorry, I didn't know you were in there, bothering you to think about things. ”

Shi Rui smiled slightly and shook his head: "It's okay, it's not a big deal." ”

"Oh, that's good, I'm relieved." For the first time, I thought that why did it take so long for this coffee machine to grind coffee? But fortunately, it was finally over, Zhang Nan was about to go out, but Shi Rui seemed to have discovered something and stopped her: "Your clothes match well." ”

Zhang Nan looked down and saw that a light pink printed chiffon top was paired with denim rolled-edge shorts, which was her summer dress, and she covered a long coat of beige suede on the outside in order to keep warm. Hearing that he was praised, Zhang Nan immediately got up embarrassed: "Because the sweater was washed and there was no clothes to wear, I had to turn out the summer clothes." After all, Shi Rui is a professional, and he is praised by professionals, and his heart is happy.

Seeing that Shi Rui seemed to be distracted again, Zhang Nan hurriedly walked out. And Tang Ran saw Zhang Nan come out of the pantry, his face was red, full of joy. After a while, Shi Rui also walked out of it.

Tang Ran suddenly remembered that on the day Zhang Nan and Shi Rui went to the trade market, her expression after returning home was exactly the same as now. Tang Ran had palpitations: it turned out that the handle he had been trying to grasp was under his nose, but he didn't find it. He gritted his teeth, feeling that it was time for him to find an excuse to kick her out.

Tang Ran returned very early in the afternoon, and Zhang Nan felt extremely embarrassed as soon as he entered the house. She felt that she had gone too far yesterday and lowered her head to apologize a little.

"The ......"

"Shi Rui!"

Zhang Nan was stunned for a moment.

Tang Ran said to himself: "Shi Rui is really a good object? ”

"Director Tang, what are you talking about?"

"But such a handsome and talented man, there should be a lot of suitors around him, and it should be difficult for him to notice you when he is blocked by a lot of women."

"What are you talking about? I don't understand......" Zhang Nan frowned.

"How would he react if I told him you liked him?"

Zhang Nan's brain was stunned all of a sudden. She saw Tang Ran slowly take out his mobile phone and smile softly at herself: "His tail number is 7713, right?" With that, he pressed the call button.

"Hey, Shi Rui, I'm ......" Before he could report to his home, a powerful force struck in the air, snatching the phone in his palm at lightning speed. Zhang Nan had never used Tang Ran's model, and he couldn't find the hang-up button after touching it for a long time, so he was so anxious that he was about to smash his phone. Tang Ran saw that things were not good, so he hurriedly came over and grabbed it, "Don't smash it, it's very expensive!" ”

"Bastard, I hate you to death."

After grabbing it like this, I didn't know how I ran into the speakerphone, and the voice of the mobile phone suddenly became louder: "The minimum temperature is minus 4 degrees, cloudy." It is recommended to wear a down jacket ......"

Zhang Nan was so shocked that his hand loosened, and the phone fell heavily on the sofa. Tang Ran hummed a small tune, Youya Youzai picked up the phone, and looked at her triumphantly: "I didn't expect you to be so nervous about tomorrow's weather." ”

Suddenly, something shiny rolled down from Zhang Nan's eyes. One, two, more and more, faster and faster. Zhang Nan bit his lip, his eyes widened, and tears kept falling.

When Tang Ran saw this posture, he was obviously panicked. He was only going to scare her, as long as she knew she wasn't so easily threatened. But Zhang Nan's reaction was really unexpected, he thought that the worst thing was that the phone was dropped by her, but he didn't expect her to cry.

"Hey, I'm kidding you, is it necessary to react so much." Tang Ran is not coaxing, nor is he apologizing. I wanted to pat her shoulder to comfort her, but I couldn't put my hand down in the air.

Zhang Nan finally cried out with a "wow", she ran into the room and closed the door deadly, but Tang Ran could still hear the crying getting louder and louder.

Hey, this girl has been graduating for more than a month, why does she look like a junior high school student is in love, so serious! She's an actress! Tang Ran ran to the balcony to smoke a cigarette, and the more he thought about it, the more depressed he felt.

And in Zhang Nan's room, she was talking to Qin Wanyan on the phone, continuing to count all kinds of despicable shamelessness of the landlord. Qin Wanyan sighed, and finally asked, "Otherwise, you can come to live in my house." I also have a room in my house. ”

"Rent it to me? It's not good to live in vain, and your parents are also ......."

"I can talk to them. You go to sleep first, don't cry, Tang Ran is not a good thing! When Yuan Feng returns to the company, I must sue him. ”

"Eun! Kill him! He's so bad!! Zhang Nan wiped a handful of tears vigorously and actually smiled. (To be continued.) )