Chapter 22 Everyone wakes up, and I am drunk alone
Li Xiaobai suddenly felt that Lin Nan should study hard with him, although he was not a teacher yet, but these students suddenly lost their words when they saw him. Teachers, it is natural to have a great deterrent power in the hearts of students. Although Lin Nan also has some deterrent power, she is all acquired, but she is born with this talent.
Thinking like this in his heart, Li Xiaobai didn't have the slightest idea of being a teacher.
Even a good student like him, Lin Nan has to teach a lesson every three or five times, not to mention other problem students.
So, walking through the aisle and sitting down in his seat, Li Xiaobai wrote the word 'teacher' on a blank piece of paper, and marked it with an eye-catching cross.
Speaking of which, there are no less than ten professions that have been crossed, and it would be good to be a career counselor in the future.
Xia Xin'er, who was leaning against the wall, had already come, as usual, at this time, she was lying on the table, her long black hair hanging down her shoulders, and her beautiful face was hidden under the cover of her hair. If it weren't for the shiny and shiny color on her earlobes, Li Xiaobai wouldn't even be able to tell that she was listening to a song.
Some girls will improvise a few words when listening to songs, as a way to show their versatility. It's just that Xia Xin'er has never been like this.
It is estimated that in addition to her poor physical strength and bad temper, she is also very bad at singing, after all, naΓ―ve girls are very eager to hide their shortcomings, Li Xiaobai thought disdainfully. is like Guo Jing, who just sat down on the other side, who is obviously a psychopath, but pretends to be a very ladylike.
"Guo Jing, let me ask you a question?" After hesitating for a moment, Li Xiaobai still decided to ask.
"What?" Guo Jing was rummaging in the hole of the table, and when he heard the question of the table, he didn't even shift his head, and his impatient tone had already come out.
Li Xiaobai confiscated her meal card, she is very charming, but she is not uncommon for others to invite her to dinner. Although she usually runs the school supermarket countless times, but now that she has no meal card, what if she accidentally buys too many snacks and becomes fat?
Of course, the girl blamed Li Xiaobai for all this that had not yet happened.
"It's just weird. Obviously, the ladylike temperament is also very fake, why do you girls still enjoy it when you girls pretend? Li Xiaobai expressed his doubts.
Since you don't understand, you have to ask, and it is obviously impossible to ask Xia Xin'er. Because at first glance, she doesn't look like a lady at all. But Guo Jingke is different, she obviously doesn't have the slightest ladylike temperament, but she likes to pretend very much, which is really strange.
"Who pretended," Guo Jingdeng was unhappy, "I was originally a lady." β
"Ladies can be angry, too, I know that." Li Xiaobai was a little speechless, "But the frequency of your anger is too high, right?" β
"Bastard, I'm a lady." Guo Jing looked at Li Xiaobai angrily, "Believe it or not, I still have to sue you in class?" β
Damn, what's the deal with referring to a deer as a horse?
If it weren't for the fact that the teacher had already arrived, Li Xiaobai would have to fight Guo Jing for 300 rounds.
Among the three, who is the team leader? Pointing to the deer as a horse in front of him, you are Zhao Gao, but I am Qin II!
I have to say that liberal arts may not be able to get a perfect score or other too perverted scores than science, but the study pressure is also much less. Just like this political and governance class, even if Li Xiaobai was a little ahead of his thinking because of sleepiness and didn't hear what the teacher was talking about, he would not miss even a little bit of the lesson.
After class, class, running exercises, and class, dinner, evening self-study, surviving the assembly-line daily classes, and the last one-hour evening self-study, after that, the day's study is about to end.
The last class is called self-study by the school. Since it's self-study, of course, you can do anything.
According to the law summarized by Li Xiaobai, Lin Nan usually only appears once in the last class. In the last class, he grabbed Guo Jing's pigtails again, and she didn't dare to sue. In that case, then what is there to be afraid of. So after Lin Nan left the classroom, Li Xiaobai simply lay on the table and squinted for a while.
The only thing that was unhappy was that while half asleep, someone actually pushed him.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Thinking about it, I also knew that Guo Jing was making trouble, Li Xiaobai immediately lost his face, "Please don't disturb me to rest, okay, do you understand that learning requires a combination of work and rest?" β
"That...... The head teacher is here. Guo Jing whispered.
"Lin Nan......" Li Xiaobai was still unmoved, "Who doesn't know that Lin Nan only came once in the last class." It's just a lie, you can also use your brains, okay? I really don't know why the head teacher wants me to share the table with you. What if I stay with you for a long time and my IQ drops? β
"Haha......"
There was a burst of wanton laughter in the class, and the darker and quieter the night, the wider the laughter spread.
It can't be true, right......
Li Xiaobai suddenly opened his eyes and subconsciously turned his head to look at Guo Jing's direction.
At this time, Lin Nan was standing next to Guo Jing's seat, looking at Li Xiaobai with an unkind face.
Rubbing his eyes, he was sure that it was really Lin Nan, Li Xiaobai was a little stupid.
If they are all like Lin Nan who does not play cards according to common sense, then what is the use of the laws and truths we learn? Does Lin Nan know that she is playing a negative role in learning?
Depressed in his heart, seeing Lin Nan's unkind eyes, Li Xiaobai still stood up quickly.
"Tell me, everyone else is learning, why are you sleepy alone?"
Lin Nan's faint voice floated in the classroom, and at this time, only the clock on the wall behind him that was not afraid of death dared to make a sound of ticking, ticking resistance.
"Teacher, I'm not sleepy, but ......"
"And what?" Lin Nan directly interrupted Li Xiaobai.
Stinky boy, you'd better not find any excuses.
It's strange, why don't you find a reason to die miserably?
"Rather, I'm experiencing a realm."
Wow, just stunned for a moment, the whole class started to make noise again.
Could it be that Li Xiaobai slept stupidly?
"You...... It's better to convince me. Lin Nan looked at Li Xiaobai seriously, "Otherwise, the pure water in the classroom will be handed over to you to carry next week." β
How can this work, Li Xiaobai was taken aback.
As a result, even if some girls don't drink the buckets of mineral water in the class, they are afraid that they will have to change their concepts.
Even if water resources are renewable resources, the waste of water resources is resolutely not allowed, and Li Xiaobai does not want mineral water to be too popular.
"Teacher, I didn't lie to you, I was just experiencing the realm of 'everyone is awake and I am drunk alone'."