Chapter 61: Lift Your Pants and Smoke You to Death, Monarch and Ministers (1)
"Boom, goddess, I have loved you for so many years, and you actually ...... me like this"
Zhao Yang pouted aggrievedly, his basic intention was to sell cuteness, but between cuteness and cheapness, it is actually difficult to clearly define, basically relying on his face.
So Su Hu was chilled for a while, and a pair of snow-white little feet were in front of a pair of black flip-flops. teased: "Oh, goddess, what number one goddess, how many times can your goddess go around the earth together?" Didn't you just make a phone call? ”
Zhao Yang smirked: "The one just now, goddess, you have to look at it separately, female, it means that she is a female human being, God, it means that her status in the circle is a big god." Collectively called the goddess, and the goddess you are two concepts......"
"Hmph,...... It doesn't matter...... You don't have to explain anything......" Su Huhun didn't care.
"I have to explain, otherwise it's not enough to show my deep love for ......the girl," Zhao Yangtian was ashamed.
Well, they don't want lungs for this pair of dogs and men, the years are quiet, but the circle is not so calm.
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In fact, in the first half of this year, in addition to the historical book "Zhumen" called the woman who bows to the sky, Wenjiang really has no newcomers who can do it, and the basic good ones are about 2000 to 2500, even if they are top-notch, they are just enough for a 3000 boutique line. The best three or five are less than five thousand.
According to the fantasy theory, this brothel, no, the era, the increase and decrease of human luck is abnormal, and there is no great creation to amaze the younger generations.
Then in August, there was a newly registered pen name called Sun and Moon Linkong, who wrote a book "Chen Ergou", which not only attracted a lot of idle arguments in the anthill forum, but finally even that post was topped by a bunch of things in the circle.
As for Lychee's hookup with him on the new book list, he doesn't want to discuss it, who knows what kind of adultery there is.
And then wait until a month after it is put on the shelves, and it will already be worth 10,000.
There is a bit of a small and arrogant momentum on the monthly ticket list, except for the nest of gods at the peak, which one is basically caught and which one is destroyed. Rushed straight to the seventeenth.
This kind of achievement is unscientific if it is not eye-catching, regardless of whether it is to fight the street to watch him fall, or the great god wants to make a splash with him.
And then a single chapter like this was sent out...... And then everyone finished reading......
Anyway, the atmosphere is weird anyway.
When basically grabbing a monthly pass, according to international practice, there are only a few basic sentence patterns.
"Thousands of brothers of my X family, accompany me to be proud of the Nine Heavens, my heart is hot, my blood is burning, let's fight a ...... in X month"
"If my heart is not good, my will will be uneven, and if my mind is not peaceful, I should go against the sky, why should my monks ...... a battle"
"The monthly pass is not the first, I can't sleep and eat, and I'm not in the mood for a date, so you can have pity on me......"
"Bang, Bang, the silver family is coquettish and sells cuteness and rolls for a monthly pass......"
"For the glory of our XXXX, let's defend ...... together"
"My dream since I was a child is to write online articles, how difficult it is for my family, and then how miserable it is, but I have always insisted, and then, now my monthly ticket is not the first, and I recall how miserable I was back then...... Ahh
Alas, let's just say that, if one day this circle is gone, this pile of demons will be released
Whether it is holding a successful lecture, doing illegal fundraising, or selling drugs or insurance, they are all elites who promote the development of the industry.
Surely the future is vast and open, straight to the clouds, specially, the catastrophe in the world!
Anyway, basically those readers who are wandering the rivers and lakes are already immune to all the messy votes, and if you want a monthly pass, you can say how many updates you will get...... What's the use of all these empty heads......
But Zhao Yang's single chapter, they all felt a little hairy in their hearts when they read it......
"Yay? , What does it mean to be swollen, this is to die and form a mortal enemy, oops...... Come and see! ”
Anyway, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement......
The one who wrote "Village Woman", after half a toad passed its peak, after he finished his last book, he basically determined the status of Xiao Huangwen's new generation of flag bearers. (Inside, inside, you won't see it, and you won't blame me if you see it!) Cover your face and hold your head)
It's like Yu Ma Ma pushed Grandma Qiong Yao down to the top of the bloody drama, and when this "Village Woman" came out, it was even more innovative, and she didn't rest on her laurels, and Huang went out of a new realm of contempt for Sitongwen.
Seeing that this month's monthly ticket list is only a few hundred votes away from Yanyu Jiangnan, as long as it can be surpassed, even if it will be exploded by tobacco at the end of the month, it is also a proper capital and strength.
So in the past few days, it has been hard work, the update speed is fast, and the points are full, just waiting to show the knife to this legendary god.
That's really full of ambition, flying with confidence to have a peak battle, flying immortals outside the sky, the top of the Forbidden City or something, he is struggling to go to the kang, trying hard to climb to the top of the Forbidden City, working hard every day to code words, just that sad energy, playing a Yang Bailao, can get the actor......
But he never thought that he was lifted off by Zhao Yang's bricks.
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In Kyoto City, in a hardcover apartment, a middle-aged man swallowed the clouds and spewed fog, squinting at the single chapter of "Two Dogs".
I looked closely, very carefully, but there was no look of annoyance. Instead, he had a little smile on his face.
A novice who has been full of topics recently, and basically locks on the newcomer king of Wenjiang this year, and openly scolds him by name, which can be regarded as giving him popularity.
There's no reason not to accept it, just look at the group in the entertainment industry, and see someone open their mouths and stretch out their hands, all of them take off their pants and step forward, rushing to beg for scolding, begging for crying, aren't they all asking for a topic?
There is a very extreme saying in the online literature circle that as long as you are willing to reward yourself with money and give you the first monthly ticket, then basically your income from this book will increase by one-third...... Although no one is really brain-dead enough to experiment, the importance of recommendation and topic will not be inferior to the quality of your own work.
The man has also been in the online literature circle for four years, and he really didn't think that Zhao Yang had much opinion of him for a while, but in his opinion, Zhao Yang was a person who could hype, and he appreciated it.
opened the author's backstage, pondered for a few minutes, and re-opened a jade stream. After spitting out a cigarette, the ability to write a single chapter has long been proficient.
"The old dog was scolded today, and was sprayed by the fire mess [Sun and Moon in the Sky].
That single chapter of a few hundred words, the old dog has read it several times, and he really deserves to be a person who has been a god for most of the time before he finishes a book, and his hat is really big.
It's not too much to kill me a hundred times.
The old dog is not aggrieved, and he does not dare to be aggrieved. Because I write books to support my readers, even if many people think that what I write is not on the table, as long as my readers love it, I will write it.
But not being wronged, it doesn't mean that you are not angry, I just want to ask, [Sun and Moon in the Sky] Why do you buckle this hat, how do I need you to judge? I pressed hundreds of votes on the monthly ticket list, and I was embarrassed and angry, right?
Oops, I forgot, you're a popular newcomer, so you might have put a god in your pocket, right? You can afford me, but my readers don't need you to educate them.
The tone is really so big that it is boundless, dare to say, "If you call me abolished, I will be abolished," hehe, but Lao Tzu really can't afford you.
"Doesn't that mean that my readers won't read it? Then I'll let you see my brother's domineering, from today to the end of the month, this "Village Woman" alliance leader is full of 100, and the monthly ticket will press you by 1,000, you can't do it, this book is a eunuch! Come to ......"
A single chapter, in one go, the smoke has not gone down a tenth of the time, this man feels a little bit of warm wine and slashing Huaxiong's spirit. After sending it, he rubbed his face and urged the bathroom to shout: "You little X goods, you haven't finished washing yet, hurry up, Lao Tzu wants to experience life for new creations." ”
A delicate voice inside tempted the dead and said, "Wait a little longer, Brother Dog, it's going to be soon......"
"Hey......
What the man is going to do next is to seal the book when he writes it, so omit many, many words.
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Xiao Ming is a student, well, yes, I finally want to borrow this kind of trick reader.
Xiao Ming is a student, when he was in high school, more than half a year before the college entrance examination, he was under a lot of pressure, and occasionally read novels online to vent his stress.
And he stumbled upon a book called "The Village Woman", which felt like a wonderful product for a single dog of his age, and he had to turn a few chapters every now and then. Not to mention the fascinating description, not to mention the taboo feeling in the routine** is really seductive.
Yesterday, someone posted a text in the readership.,It's spraying this book.,Xiao Ming didn't take it seriously at all.,Continue to subscribe.,The kind of thing that teachers and parents have nagged countless times on weekdays.,It's really annoying.。
This kind of immortal product is not encouraged, and it is not rewarded, so how can there be authors willing to write this kind of thing in the future, and it is not easy to find something of this scale.
So Xiao Ming charged 100 yuan and planned to give a reward.
But I found that the old dog who only asks for tickets at the end of the work on weekdays has opened a single chapter for the first time, click on it, and read it in two minutes.
Then the hand that moved the mouse hesitated, frowned slightly, and raised an eyebrow. There was a faint feeling of discomfort in my heart.
His gaze swept to the last sentence
"From today to the end of the month, this "Village Woman" alliance leader is full of 100, and the monthly ticket will press you by 1,000, you can't do it, this book is a eunuch! Come to ......"
After watching it for dozens of seconds, Xiao Ming sneered disdainfully and canceled the automatic subscription that was originally set.
muttered softly: "It's just to write a yellow text for Lao Tzu to relieve boredom, and you dare to drag it up, you old dog, you really take yourself seriously......"
A faint disgust lingered.
It feels like a ** who is not in arrears after prostitution, and he has to pay his own salary like his daughter-in-law, and he is very reasonable.
I just want to lift my pants and smoke them to death.