Chapter 14, bullshit joke
Thank you for your long comment, Momoda! ββββββββββββββββββββ hot tears swirled in his eyes, and the patience of not crying, screaming, howling, or shouting could not withstand the full of resentment. Rujin pursed her lips tightly, holding on to prevent tears from flowing down. This tearful appearance is very beautiful, very aggrieved, like a child who can't find a way.
The voice at the top of the cave was still calm: "Look for yourself." β
The torches on the cave wall seemed to be filled with gasoline, and suddenly they burned very brightly. The flames soared all the way to the top of the cave, converging into a web of blazing fire. The top is the fire, and the bottom is the water surface, although the water and fire are incompatible, but they correspond to the other caves.
Out of thin air, a Baixiang county lord appeared in the cave, and a second Rujin appeared. I saw Baixiang looking like a shrew, insulting Rujin Bai, and the words she spit out were more disgusting than the things she pulled out.
Rujin lowered her head and didn't speak, and suddenly raised her hand and grabbed Baixiang's hair.
A stream of black gas slipped down his hair and into Baixiang's scalp.
Seeing this, Rujin immediately let go: "You, there will be retribution!" β
The two people who suddenly appeared suddenly turned into a wisp of water vapor and dissipated in the cave.
Rujin's face is pale, yes, "Zhong Ding" symbolizes the life of an official, "mountains and forests" refers to a secluded life, "desire" is the selfish desire of mortals, and "Shuiya" is this unpredictable Shuiya Cave.
The goddess is a half-official and half-hidden psychic person, who needs to put the life of the country first and abandon selfish thoughts. If you do things harmful to others for your own selfishness, no matter how hidden you are, you will reveal the truth in this water hole.
The path of the goddess is broken......
Jiu Mingmei plucked out her ears, thinking that Baixiang was not the green prisoner's doing. Oops, I guessed wrong.
Turning the neck, twisting the waist, moving the feet and neck, finally stretched the bones of this human body. Jiu Mingmei smiled brightly, jumped on tiptoe, and jumped lightly. She reached out and punched the center of the cave roof, good fellow, and smashed a swarthy hole with one punch.
Mingmei pulled out half of the purple gauze from the small hole and shouted, "Come out for me!" β
"Nine girls want to strip off all their clothes?" A hearty laugh came from inside the cave, "It's really unrestrained." β
The voice......
Rujin raised his eyes and looked at the past in a daze, only to see the small hole slowly expanding, and a cloud of purple faintly emerged from it.
Feng Qianji landed slowly, although the purple gauze was about to be torn apart by the brightness, he still maintained the consistent elegance of his movements and demeanor, and his beautiful face had a smile that was not worth his life.
"In this round, Rujin must pass." Jiu Mingmei said, "You dare to speak but don't believe it? β
"But she did attack the Lord of Baixiang County and lost her qualification as a goddess. I can't help it! Feng Qianji leaned down and looked at her condescendingly. A strand of long hair hung down on his left cheek, and his beautiful face looked like a goblin.
"You say it again?"
I saw that Mingmei's face was getting more and more ruddy, and her smile was getting brighter and brighter, but the cold in her eyes followed the ice cellar, swishing and freezing. He knew that she was angry, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of joy.
Feng Qianji coughed lightly, and the corners of his mouth raised: "Don't panic, joke and joke." β
"Huh! Scold! Jiu Mingmei rolled her eyes. This mortal's bad taste is so boring, if he didn't really have some ability, she would definitely not be here to grind with him.
Feng Qianji smiled, and instead handed a silk silk to Rujin and asked her to wipe her tears: "I'm sorry Miss Rujin, I frightened you." I am entrusted by people, loyal to people, this round, you will naturally pass. β
On the cliff that night, Mingguang already knew what he was here for. According to him, because the third round of the game was supervised by him, Mingmei couldn't get around him if he wanted to help Rujin win. Therefore, the national teacher has informed him of Rujin's appeal and bought him a favor.
The old white beaver fled to the palace, and knew that he would pave the way for her, and stretched the beast's claws into the arms of the eighth prince. Well, sensible! For the sake of him being so well-behaved, Mingmei is determined not to pluck his white hair next time, and he will change the horns of the beast.
"Thank you, Eighth Prince." Rujin said gratefully.
"I'm okay, let you see the crown prince in the fourth level of the election."
Rujin tightened her heart to prevent the little heart from popping out. Will I be able to meet that person in the next level? She thought that she would have to walk for a long time, and she would have to desperately walk to the position of the goddess before she could get her wish. Luck came so easily, but it made her feel a little unrealistic. She subconsciously looked at Jiu Mingmei, and when she saw that the other party nodded, she believed that it was true.
"But......" Feng Qianji said, "what do you want to do after meeting him?" The prince already has a concubine, and there are concubines in the mansion, with the talent and appearance of a girl, it is naturally not difficult to squeeze in, but it is too aggrieved. β
Rujin's face turned red, Feng Qianji misunderstood her purpose of wanting to see the prince, and this persuasion was also a good intention, but it was still abrupt to say this kind of thing in front of the girl's family.
"Thank you Eighth Prince for bothering my young lady for this!" Jiu Mingmei came over with a smile, protected Rujin behind her, and a pair of white little hands honestly climbed onto Feng Qianji's shoulders, "Come, pinch your Highness, you're tired!" β
Feng Qianji looked at her defensively, knowing that she was not a tactful, affectionate, honest and obedient little girl. But her little hands were really too soft, pinched on her shoulders, as if condensed with a stream of blue waves, rippling from her shoulders to her heart.
He smiled happily, leaned down, the corners of his lips pressed against the side of her cheek, and his voice was so good that it was intoxicating: "You know my ability, I advise you not to think about it here, otherwise you will ......"
Suddenly, Feng Qianji's expression changed dramatically, and a very beautiful face turned green, then purple, and then crimson in a huff, and finallyβRujin was shocked to find that, although he still tried to maintain his grace, it could be seen by the distortion of his face and the distortion of the colors, uh, really-
Good! Pain! Yes!!!!
The two soft little paws coincidentally grabbed the two little beans on his chest through the purple gauze clothes, and the little beans were pulled by her with such a pinch. But she also gave him a fixed trick and a dumb trick, so that he couldn't move if he wanted to, and couldn't howl if he wanted to.
"Otherwise, what? Say it? Jiu Mingmei glanced at the veins on his neck, and licked his lips with a smile, "Feng Qianji, no one in this world can threaten me. You don't know what I'm capable of. β
After that, Jiu Mingmei pulled Rujin out of the hole, and before leaving, she bounced on the beans on Feng Qianji's left chest.
When the people outside saw them coming out, they all wanted to ask the result, but they heard a wail from the Shuiya Cave. The howl of pain was so miserable that it almost shook the stones in front of the Shuiya Cave.
Rongqing came out of the cave and said with a strange face: "Rujin, pass." β
"But, what ...... Isn't that howl the wrath of the gods? β
"Is Rujin going to be damned?"
"Ahem," Rong Qing cleaned up the broken little heart, and said seriously, "Rujin Linggen is too good, his mind is too clear, and the gods are too happy." β
"Wow, it turns out that when the gods are happy, they howl and laugh." The girls were very happy when they opened their eyes.
The corners of Rongqing's mouth twitched: "Well, howling and laughing." β