Chapter 77: Stewed Pig's Head with Tiger Bones
Someone is so impatient that they dare to collect the old lady's protection money? Falling five or five smiling flowers! Regarding the county government, I didn't receive twenty taels of silver, and the old lady was worried that there was nowhere to send it! You are looking for a cigarette to send it to the door yourself, don't blame the old lady for being ruthless!
The sturdy man stretched out his hand and waited for a long time, but he didn't see Luo Wuwu have the intention of giving him money, and he blew his beard and glared at him very dissatisfied: "Hurry up, don't let Uncle Ben wait for a long time!"
"Really? Can't wait! Luo Wuwu reached out and picked up two tiger hind leg bones, and said with a smile: "Why don't you take two tiger thigh bones to eat and supplement calcium first, I think you lack love!"
"What do you mean?" The sturdy man looked at Luo Wuwu in confusion, why didn't he understand what this woman said at all, couldn't he keep up with the trend?
"You! I don't understand this! "It's really a big pig's head! Luo Wuwu looked at the sturdy man with contempt and said, "How about the old lady invite you to eat stewed pig's head with tiger bones?"
"What do you say, girl? Are you going to go back and stew tiger bone pig's head for Uncle Ben? Don't you see Uncle Ben handsome and dashing, and you want to make a promise! The fierce man smiled lewdly and said: "There are many people who like Lao Tzu Hu Hansan, but it is the first time that Uncle Ben ......has met a person like a girl who confesses as soon as they meet."
You! Your mother's! Your name is Hu Hansan? Hahaha...... No wonder he looks underwhelmed. Luo Wuwu is already laughing wildly in his heart, now you are asking for yourself!
Luo Wuwu raised the tiger bone with both hands, split his head and covered his face at Hu Hansan, and beat you with a big pig's head, beat you with self-righteousness, and beat you into a transformer......
"Ahh Oh... Yikes! "Hu Hansan was beaten and screamed constantly, crying dad and calling mother!
Hu Hansan's doglegs exclaimed and watched Hu Hansan being beaten indiscriminately, and they all rushed up to stop it.
What kind of person is Luowuwu! How could these dog legs be her appetizers, and even her nine yin and white bone claws hadn't been used yet, so they were all beaten down by falling five or five.
Luo Wuwu stepped on Hu Hansan's back with his left foot, pointed at Hu Hansan's head with a tiger bone in one hand and said, "You! Comrade Hu Hansan! What do you think? What does it taste like stewed pig's head with tiger bones? Is it delicious? ”
"Girl......" Hu Hansan just wanted to speak......
Luo Wuwu put a force on his feet, sneered and said, "What do you call the old lady?"
"Girl...... Oh! No...... It's my aunt and grandmother, if you have any requirements, just say it, the little ones will listen to you, ah...... Auntie... You have something to say, don't waste your energy! Hu Hansan was at the feet of Luo Wuwu, crying and begging for mercy with a sad face.
"You! When the old lady collected the protection money, you didn't know where it was! (The history of Wuwu children's shoes is not too good, everyone must forgive her, obviously Hu Hansan collected protection money before her!) But good men don't fight with women, and the more you fight, the more wrong you are) and dare to collect the protection money of the old lady, and you don't go out to inquire, the old lady and the tiger dare to die, you are the grass! Luo Wuwu said unashamedly: "The old lady can't see you bullying dogs, today the old lady will let you have a long experience, or you don't know how many eyes the prince has grown." (Hee-hee-hee...) In fact, Luo Wuwu didn't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye had! )
"Grandma! The little ones know it's wrong! Hu Hansan begged for mercy at the feet of Luo Wuwu: "Grandma, what do you say, what do you say, what do you do with the little one!" Even if you are an old man, you can do it, but the little one will definitely do it. ”
"Really? You're a bitch! Mother, I see that you are still quite sincere. When Luo Wuwu said this, his feet were even harder.
"Ahh Auntie...... Small... Really sincere, really ...... Grandma, be merciful! Yes... Wrong! Auntie... Be merciful at your feet! Hu Hansan cried and yelled at his mother.
"You! Didn't you say that you would take twenty taels of silver from your mother? The old lady doesn't have it now, what do you say? ”
"Auntie, the little one who has eyes doesn't know Mount Tai, and he doesn't know you, the great god! Just kidding, how could you really take your old man's money! Joking, joking......"
"Just kidding, you! The old lady never jokes. Luo Wuwu took the tiger bone and beat it left and right.
When Hu Hansan heard the sound of the tiger bone beating, it was as if it had hit him, and he trembled and said: "Auntie, the little one is joking with you, how dare the little one ask for your old man's money, and the little one is to honor your old man's silver."
"Oh! Is it? Luo Wuwu smiled even brighter: "Then how much money do you plan to honor your mother?" If you have money, you will never refuse, the more silver, the better, come to the old lady's purse!
"Auntie, how about twenty taels?" Hu Hansan said discussively.
Luo Wuwu didn't speak, and the strength under his feet increased again.
"Oh! Auntie... Tap! Fifty taels! Hu Hansan said bitterly.
Luo Wuwu pouted, and said dissatisfiedly: "You! The old lady used so much physical strength just now, is it worth such a little money? ”
"Ahh Be merciful at your feet! Auntie... It hurts! Hu Hansan, who had turned into a pig's head, said in a deformed and screaming: "One hundred taels, aunt and grandmother... One hundred taels! Really couldn't have more! The small one is gone...... "Hu Hansan has already said all the silver on his body, and there are still eighty taels to be handed over to his brother-in-law.
One hundred taels is not a small amount! Hua Changkai pulled down Wuwu's clothes and whispered: "Girl, it's okay, don't go too far, he has a backstage."
"You! You don't remind the old lady and forget. Luo Wuwu let go of his feet and said to Hu Hansan on the ground: "Bring one hundred taels of silver!" Get out of the way! ”
Hu Hansan took the silver to Luo Wuwu with both hands and fled rampantly.
"Girl, you offended Hu Hansan, let's hurry up and go back! Wait a minute, he'll definitely bring the rescuers. Passers-by kindly reminded.
"Thank you, you don't have to worry about this, I'm afraid he won't look for it! The old lady is going to meet the county officials of this county government today. Luo Wuwu explained that the flowers were blooming: "You still go to the tavern to get fifty catties of liquor, and then go home and soak those tiger bones, tiger whips and tiger tendons for me, and then cook a good meal and wait for me."
Luo Wuwu threw the one hundred taels of silver in his hand to Hua Changkai, lifted the tiger's head and strode away.
The flowers are blooming in place, what are you going to do with this falling five-five! Before he could react, Luo Wuwu turned around and walked over.
"You! Where is the county yamen! "The idiot unit asked, I don't know what you were doing so fast just now?
Belch... The flower is full of black lines and looks at Luo Wuwu, you are a big man at the level of a road idiot, how can you find the county yamen by yourself!
"I'll take you!" Or you don't know where you're going? The flower blooms and is defeated by the road idiot who falls five-five.
"No!" Luo Wuwu didn't want the flowers to bloom, so he resolutely objected and said: "Just tell me the direction, and the old lady will definitely find it."
"Five-five, I'm not worried about you going alone!" The flower blooms and finally speaks what is in her heart.
"You should not be relieved that Mulan and Mu Qing should be, I'm afraid that those little rabbit cubs will go to find trouble, you go back and watch first, and I'll go back when I'm done."
Hu Hansan went to the house to look for trouble, this possibility is not small, the flowers are left in a cold sweat, and the two people in the family are not anything!
"Five-five, you go straight ahead, turn right at the first intersection, then go to the second intersection and turn left,...... Then turn right...... Turn left ...... Turn right and you're there, got it? I'm going to go shopping first, we'll see you at home," the flower Changkai said and walked away like a gust of wind!
Stay alone in the wind messy! You! The flowers are blooming, are you showing the way to the old lady? Why do you feel like you're making trouble for my mother......