Chapter 187: Two Tang Poems
"Flutter." Brother Pig squirted out again after drinking another sip of water, and this time he was choked, and his whole body coughed. Confused, I went over and patted him on the back. Is it that funny? Isn't it normal for a girl to become a sister-in-law? What's so funny?
"Brother, what the hell are you thinking?" Still didn't understand what he was laughing at, so I couldn't help but ask him.
"Brother, you are so talented, I decided to call you Wang Youcai in the future. You don't even know what Red Pill is, so there's a poem you've always heard, right? It took a lot of effort for Brother Pig to finally stop laughing and ask me with difficulty.
"What poem?" At this time, Brother Pig even talked about poetry, this guy really has nothing to do, he will toss, but toss is tossed, don't pretend to be a cultural person who can chant poetry in front of me, okay?
Although I know that he graduated from college, what kind of material is his grade for writing poetry? To say that he can write poetry is simply an insult to poetry.
Don't get me wrong, I don't mean to be disrespectful to Brother Pig here. I'm just making a point that Brother Pig is not the kind of cultured person who can write poetry, even though he is a college graduate.
"Falling \ red is not a ruthless thing, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers. You've heard of it, haven't you? Brother Pig had an expression of being defeated by me, and said a poem, yes, I have heard this poem. And I also know that this is a poem I learned in elementary school, there should be four lines, but there is another sentence that I don't remember very clearly, it seems to be ......
"We learned this poem when we were children, and there seems to be another sentence: Stop and sit in love with the maple forest in the evening, and the frost leaves are red in February. Isn't it? After thinking about it for a while, I finally remembered, so I read the poem out and asked Brother Pig if it was?
"Talented, this king is talented, you deserve it." As soon as I finished speaking, Brother Pig laughed and covered his stomach with one hand. The other hand was firmly on my shoulder. It was as if he would roll on the ground with laughter if he didn't hold me.
Really, is it that funny? Then speak up and make me happy. It's said that it's a brother, so you won't even hide such a thing from me, right?
"What's wrong again?" He smiled like this, isn't it the right poem I received? Looks like I'm mistaken. But what if you remember it wrong? I'm not a poet specialist, so it's normal to be wrong. Brother Pig is really, he is a little too abnormal today, and it is worth scrutinizing.
"Nothing. It's just that I've never thought of these two poems together. Today, after such a little bit of your dialing, I found out that it is really like this, the ancients are really both beautiful and versatile. But brother, you are more talented, I am convinced. Brother, I'm really convinced. "Brother Pig's hand on my shoulder has become hanging from my neck, which really makes me feel uncomfortable, but I didn't run away, I was afraid that if I escaped, he would fall.
"Brother, stop playing dumb riddles, just tell me why." I really don't know why Brother Pig laughs like this, it's just two lines of poetry, is it so funny? If he carried a book of Tang and Song poems, 300 poems and lyrics in front of him. Wouldn't he have laughed for three days and three nights, and finally died three times?
"One of the things you did in that poem. Directly led to the creation of something in my poem just now, which is also the alias of the red pill I told you. Brother Pig kept thinking about it while talking, and finally his face turned red. Two lines of poetry can make him laugh like this, and his laughter is too low, I can't help but convince him.
"One thing to do? Is it parking? Wrong. It must be Frostleaf, right? It fell to the ground and rotted in the mud and turned into fertilizer. Let the flowers grow stronger. "Think about these two things, but are these two things worth laughing at like Brother Pig? Really, Brother Pig is too stupid, right?
"Brother, don't guess, guess again. But you're going to laugh me to death. Brother Pig couldn't stop laughing. At this time, Sister-in-law Pig walked into the reception room, and when she saw Brother Pig laughing all the time, she asked the reason.
Brother Pig read a poem I said just now and a poem he said to Sister-in-law Pig, and Sister-in-law Pig blushed when she heard it. scolded Brother Pig for being a bad embryo, and told him not to bring me so badly.
I asked Sister-in-law Pig what she meant a little confused, and Sister-in-law Pig went out embarrassed with a red face, and asked me to ask Brother Pig, saying that this villain understands best. In the end, it was Brother Pig who solved the riddle.
"What will you leave behind on the chuang slip after you and her two of you fight for 300 rounds?" Brother Pig took a deep breath and asked this sentence, and couldn't help laughing again.
"How do I know this? I haven't done it again? "This kind of thing must be done after it is necessary to know, let me imagine it out of thin air, how can I come up with it? Could it be that Brother Pig is talking about the sweat of the two of us? Or is it ......?
"So you haven't done it yet?" Brother Pig looked at me a little suddenly and asked.
"No, they all said that we have always been pure." This is my big truth, Qian Anne and I were originally a very pure couple, although we kissed together, and we also hugged and slept together.
"Then why are you so happy?" Brother Pig asked puzzled.
"I'm happy because someone has joined us to download the song again." Isn't it worth my joy that this channel has progressed? Brother Pig doesn't understand things too much, right? What happened to him? Is it a bit silly to be a father soon?
"Alas, it seems that I am happy for you for nothing." Brother Pig looked very disappointed, the laughing appearance just now had disappeared without a trace, and the change was really fast.
"Brother, what are you talking about?" I asked him again, there are some things that I won't stop without explaining them to me.
"I'm really convinced. I'll still say it bluntly, it's just sitting on love and falling \ red. "Brother Pig told me the answer seriously, he really looks like you are a professor. Oh no, it should be a beast to be exact.
"Rogue \ rogue." As soon as I heard this, my face flushed, Brother Pig is a pervert \ wolf, it's really muddy, how do I know he will talk about this, and Peaches is simply a virtue.
These people, what's going on? What's going on in your head all day long? Why are they all so rogues?
"It's still a hooligan, why don't you want to think that you are playing tricks when you are upside down?" Brother Pig couldn't help but ask me.
"Brother, can you not be like Peaches, always talking about these things? She and I are really pure boyfriend and girlfriend, and we have always been affectionate and reasonable. "To be honest, I'm really unlucky, it didn't happen with her at all, why did Brother Pig and Peach have wronged me so much? I'm so uncomfortable with my body, is it easy for me? (To be continued.) )