Chapter Twenty-Three: The Dog Called the Big Bad Wolf
"Run!" A crisp children's voice echoed in the sky, two small beans with vegetable baskets running wildly on the road, behind the two beans, a big brown wolf dog was chasing slowly, not fast or slow, but always kept a certain distance from the two little beans.
Lin Jie glanced back at the wolf dog that was leisurely jogging, and secretly felt bitter in his heart, this type of wolf dog is very ferocious, in his previous life, he once witnessed the news of a wolf dog biting people into the hospital on the news,
The one who entered the hospital was still a middle-aged Chinese paper with five big and three thick, and then look at his little arms and legs, even if he added the little Lori next to him, it was not enough for this wolf dog to bite.
"Wait, wait, I, I can't run." After running for a while, Zhuo Ziyue's little Lori couldn't stand it, put the vegetable basket on the ground, and sat on the handle of the vegetable basket.
"Why are we running?" Panting, little Lori looked at Lin Jie puzzled,
"If you don't run, are you waiting for the big bad wolf to bite us?" Rolling his eyes at the little Lori sitting on the handle of the vegetable basket, Lin Jie said with a pant.
"But this dog didn't bite us!" With big watery eyes, he stared straight at Lin Jie,
"It's too late to get bitten." Rubbing Little Lori's head, Lin Jie said angrily.
"But we've stopped now, and the dog hasn't come up to bite us." Little Lori's white and tender fingers pointed to the wolf dog that was circling in place not far from the two.
"Huh?" Lin Jie turned his head suspiciously, and as Zhuo Ziyue said, the "big bad wolf" was spinning in place not far from the two, without the slightest intention of coming up to bite people.
"Uh, this ............" scratched his scalp, Lin Jie glanced at Zhuo Ziyue embarrassedly,
Empiricism kills people!
Roaring with dissatisfaction in his heart, remembering the way he ran wildly, Lin Jie's face was full of cows,
It's all to blame for that broken system, rotten system, cheating system, no discipline and no lower limit system!
A good system is still lying in bed, and there is no way to use the language translator, if it can be used early, will it be in vain to run such a long way!
At this moment, Lin Jie's mind was full of resentment against the system, and thousands of words converged in his mind, turning into four big words that flashed in his mind.
I want to return it!
"Ding ~ I'm sorry, this system only provides seven days of return, fifteen days of replacement, thirty days of free warranty service, beyond this time frame, the system will not accept any after-sales service."
Parenthesis: This system is like this, you come to bite me!
.................. "This is not scientific!" Where is the well-behaved and obedient system that used to be!
"Ding~ That's because the system was still within the after-sales service time range at that time."
Parenthesis: Such a stupid host is hopeless!
The villain in the heart of ".................." bit his handkerchief and looked up at a forty-five-degree angle with tears in his eyes.
"Wow! Woof! While he was distracted, Lin Jie was awakened by a few roars of the wolf dog, and with the vegetable basket, Lin Jie cautiously walked to the wolf dog.
"That, Uncle Dog,"
"Woohoo!!"
"Uh, no, no, big brother dog, please make way." Careful wording, but I didn't see Zhuo Ziyue's little Lori rolling a big eye behind him.
"How can a big dog understand what you say, really, dumber than me." Little Lori, who walked to Lin Jie's side with a vegetable basket, gave Lin Jie a look of contempt,
"Uh, no! I'm not stupid at all, you should be dumber than a dog! The little Lori who reacted to her speech problem immediately changed her words.
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Why do I have an inexplicable feeling of melancholy?
Lin Jie looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle and thought silently.
"Woohoo! Woof! The dog, named Big Bad Wolf, roared a few more times, and just crossed the middle of the road, blocking the narrow road.
What is this for!
A certain otaku who is almost crazy in his heart really wants to go up and kick this dog a few times at this moment,
And at this moment, the staff who were carrying the camera in the back to record were already laughing at the moment,
"Oops! No, my stomach hurts from laughing, look at the expressions of these two little beans,"
"Then we don't need to go up and help, after all, this dog is a wolf dog." One of the staff members looked at the brown and was a little worried.
"Well, it's true, the safety of the children comes first, so let's go, Qin Lin, go and drive that wolf dog away, it's not good if the wolf dog goes crazy."
"yes, okay." The man known as Qin Lin nodded, and after walking a few steps, he saw the child of Lin Niantian's family take out something from his vegetable basket and put it in front of the wolf dog.
After swaying, he threw the object in his hand into the distance, and the wolf dog's body, which was originally lying on the ground, stood up instantly, and its four legs ran like a motor, chasing the object that was thrown into the distance by Lin Jie.
"Hey, the son of Lin Tianwang's family is smart enough, he actually let him lure the wolf dog away." After Qin Lin saw the two little beans fleeing from this place as if they were flying after the wolf dog left, he retreated and said to the staff beside him.
"yes, it's really smart, I just don't know what he threw out that can make the wolf dog run so fast to chase it."
"It doesn't matter what he throws, our mission is not this, anyway, it has been recorded, and it is better to observe it carefully at night, so let's hurry up and follow it now."
"yes, yes." Everyone unanimously agreed, and chased the camera in the direction where the two little beans left.
"Lin Jie, you are so powerful!" After trotting all the way away from the wolf dog, Zhuo Ziyue looked at Lin Jie with starry eyes,
"Hehe, that's, grandma said, I'm the best!" Thumbs up triumphantly, exposed front teeth glistening in the sun.
Just kidding, it's not easy to get rid of a wolf dog with the intelligence of your two lives!
The smug otaku glanced at the vegetable basket, and instantly felt a little pain in his heart.
It's rare to get a good piece of ham, it's such a waste!
Little Lori didn't know that Lin Jie was hurting for throwing out the ham, when Lin Jie solved the incident perfectly, especially when Lin Jie subconsciously made a thumbs up action, Little Lori's eyes lit up instantly,
I feel handsome!
In the feeling world of little Lori, Lin Jie at this moment is like those masters on TV, very handsome,
Although in the world of little Lori, there are many masters, such as their father, their mother, Aunt Wang next door, Uncle Li, etc..................