Chapter 116: Ling Xu Great Immortal End
Cui Ping'an's house, Ling Xu sat on the kang, and there were two old men sitting not far away, although these two people were dressed a little ordinary, but their appearance was okay, and they looked a little hidden and high, at this time, these two masters were observing Ling Xu.
On a chair facing the earthen kang, Cui Ping'an told Ling Xu about Ling Xu's divination and fortune-telling deeds today, and told the two old men endlessly, after speaking, he saw that the three of them did not speak, and he also stopped his words, and looked at the three of them with blank eyes, because the people in the house did not speak, for a while, the atmosphere in the house was a little depressed and dignified.
The two old men are well-known petitioners in Hongyun Town, and Cui Ping'an is from the same village, the slightly chubby old man on the left is called Cui Jianyi, and the thin old man on the right is called Cui Chongli.
Although they have been visiting for so many years, they have not found any results, but because these two people are relatively accurate in calculating the weather, they know when it is windy and rainy, when the wind is beautiful, and they can even calculate how many levels of wind are blowing when it is strong.
After calculating the weather, the two old men led everyone to petition with the wind and sunny weather, and calculated the weather for so many years, although the divination results were sometimes different, but in general, there were more times when the calculation was accurate.
Since Ling Xu entered the house, Cui Jianyi has been observing Ling Xu, looking at Ling Xu, he said with words in his mouth: "Flat eyebrows, clear wind eyes, mountain nose bridge, wind ears." Thin lips, wide forehead, angular chin, and penetrating bones.
People with this kind of physiognomy are often teenagers, middle-aged and bumpy, old and tribulation, belonging to the bleak end of the evening, young man, you have to pay more attention in the future, I see that your eyebrows are gloomy, I am afraid that there will be an inexplicable disaster in the near future.
This calamity will cause immeasurable danger to your future, and combined with the previous words, it is presumably that your future ups and downs, tribulations, and desolation are all related to this calamity. If you want to crack it, I can give you a little pointer, but- you'll have to break the bank a little bit. ”
As soon as Cui Jianyi finished speaking, Cui Chongli nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, Jianyi's physiognomy technique is the most famous in our ten miles and eight villages, since he said so, the result must not be wrong."
Although I don't know the art of face-to-face and bone touching, but there is still some research on the art of measuring words and breaking lives, before Ping An said that your surname is Ling, and you are the instructor of the police station, I want to ask Instructor Ling to write a word, and then I will test you to see how Instructor Ling's fortune is. ”
"In front of the police, you two still dare to show off this, either you two really have Taoism, or you two are bold." Saying a word with a smile, Ling Xu found paper and pen, thought about it, and wrote on the paper with a pen, "Liar, exposed, detained, fined, imprisoned, locked up to death." ”
After writing, Ling Xu threw the pen, then pointed to the words on the paper and said, "Cui Chongli, you look at which word is easier to test among these words, and then you choose a word to test and help me take a look at the fortune." ”
Cui Chongli, who originally had a superior expression, after reading the people written by Ling Xu, the expression on his face suddenly became a little unnatural, and he remembered that sitting opposite was the instructor of the police station, the police, and the person who specialized in arresting all kinds of liars, especially the three words "locked up to death" written by Ling Xu at the end, which caused a great deterrent to Cui Chongli's psychology.
Lifting the paper handed over by Ling Xu and looking at it, Cui Chongli looked at Ling Xu vigorously, and looked at Ling Xu's up and down, front and back, left, right, inside and out, inside and out, after reading it, he said tentatively: "That-Instructor Ling, you don't have any monitoring or recording equipment on you, right?" ”
"No, don't worry."
Hearing Ling Xu say this, Cui Chongli calmed down, he carefully looked at those words, and then pointed to the liar's deception and said, "I'll test the first word written by Instructor Ling."
This word is pronounced, after being disassembled, it is a horse and a flat, the horse refers to the speed, which represents the fast, and the horse is homophonic with scolding. Bian, on the other hand, refers to contempt, representing dissatisfaction, and flattening is homophonic to derogation. Together, these two words are a very unlucky word, implying that there is a villain who wants to be unfavorable to you in secret.
This means that soon there will be a person who is contemptuous and dissatisfied with Instructor Ling, scolding you behind your back, and wants to flatten you, but that person is very good at deceiving, I hope you will not be deceived by that person's indication, and you should be careful of that scheming guy, if you want to know who the villain who calculates you from behind is it? Ahem – it's going to have to break the bank a little bit. ”
"Done?" After listening to the divination results of the two, Ling Xu couldn't help but smile: "Hehe...... It is estimated that Cui Ping'an told you everything about the matter in front of the reception hall and the fact that someone paid to hire him yesterday, otherwise, the divination results of the two of you would not be so similar. ”
After finishing speaking, seeing what Cui Chongli and Cui Jianyi wanted to justify, Ling Xu waved his hand to stop the two from talking: "You don't need to explain, I know the inside story of this, because I have already calculated the result."
I say this, you may not believe it, so let's do it, I will show you a little hand today, let you see what is the real divination immortal, the two of you now go out and walk outside, when you go to the door, you will see two objects on the ground, that is the item that you two dropped when you enter the door.
After picking up the items he dropped, Cui Chongli's left middle finger will suddenly bleed, and Cui Jianyi will be hit on the head by a stone, the reason why this is the case is because God is warning the two of you, which indicates that Cui Chongli has a bloody disaster, and Cui Jianyi will suffer an unjustified disaster, okay, you can now go to the door to test my divination results. ”
After Ling Xu's voice fell, Cui Chongli and the others walked towards the door in disbelief, and when they were about to walk to the door, Ling Xu turned on his ability, ran to Cui Chongli and Cui Jianyi, took out the key in Cui Chongli's pocket and Cui Jianyi's ID card and threw them outside Cui Ping'an's door.
Because there was still a Cui Ping'an in the room, after Ling Xu did this, he went back to the house to remove the ability, and after estimating the time in the house, Ling Xu turned on the ability again and ran to the door to take a look.
After Ling Xu went out, he saw that Cui Chongli and the others had already picked up their respective items and were staring at the items in a daze, at this time, Ling Xu walked in front of Cui Chongli, found the middle finger of Cui Chongli's left hand, and used the dagger prepared in advance to cut a wound on Cui Chongli's finger.
Then, Ling Xu picked up a stone on the ground nearby, erected it twenty centimeters above Cui Jianyi's head, and after doing his hands and feet, Ling Xu returned to the house, silently dismantling the ability, and Ling Xu waited for news in the house.
About a minute later, I heard a rush of footsteps from the courtyard, accompanied by footsteps, and the eager call of Cui Chongli and the others: "Daxian, Daxian, please Daxian for help." ”
While talking, the two ran into the room, scrambling to describe the situation just now, it turned out that the two of them walked to the gate of Cui Ping'an's house according to Ling Xu's instructions, but after they went, they saw that they had something left at the door.
At this time, Cui Chongli and the others had already thrown themselves to the ground with Ling Xu's admiration, but what happened next made the two even more amazed and shocked, after Cui Chongli picked up his key, he didn't have time to turn around, suddenly, he felt that the key was a little sticky, looked down, I don't know why? The middle finger of his left hand, which was fine just now, was broken at this time, and it was not blood.
And Cui Jianyi's head, I don't know where to fly a stone smashed by it, although it didn't hurt, but it made him tremble, thinking of the content of Ling Xu's divination, Cui Chongli and the others were suddenly paralyzed, after coming back to their senses, the two hurriedly ran towards the house, looking for Ling Xu to solve the disaster. ”
Looking at the two of them's pale faces and nervous expressions, Ling Xu smiled in his heart, and secretly thought: "In the future, there will be one more skill of fortune telling, if anyone dares to offend me, I will count him as restless, hehe......"
Muttering secretly from his heart, Ling Xu looked at the two of them with a smile: "Aren't you all good at divination?" In this case, you can calculate a hexagram for yourself and see what calamities you have, why are you looking for me. ”
Hearing this, Cui Chongli was a little embarrassed, coughed dryly, he glanced at Cui Jianyi, and then explained to Ling Xu: "In front of Ling Daxian, I don't dare to hide it, in fact, those little tricks of the two of us can't get into Ling Daxian's eyes."
The so-called divination and fortune-telling of the two of us are actually talking about some ambiguous words, and then observing the expression of the seeker while speaking, and then according to the subtle changes in the other party's expression, challenge the later words, if there is one, then change the concept of your own words.
The most important point is that we first scare the other party, and then magnify the bad factors, so that the other party has a fear psychology, and when the other party believes in the divination results and feels afraid, then propose that the disaster can be solved, at this time, the other party is willing to spend money to eliminate the disaster.
Just like the hexagram we calculated for Ling Daxian just now, in fact, we learned some things about Ling Daxian from Cui Ping'an, and after asking some details, according to some of our own experience and experience, we fooled around on the spot, and when we met someone who believed in divination, we earned, if we met someone who didn't believe in feudal superstition, we had no choice. ”
Ling Xu smiled at Cui Chongli's words, and didn't say anything, hearing Cui Chongli and Cui Jianyi praying to themselves vigorously, begging him to teach them a way to solve the disaster, Ling Xu thought about it, and then told the two of them: "As long as you two help me do something, after the matter is completed, I will teach you the method of avoiding the disaster." ”
After hearing Ling Xu's words, Cui Chongli and the others nodded without hesitation, saying that they would definitely act according to Ling Xu's instructions.
Ling Xu smiled, called the two of them and Cui Ping'an to him, and muttered something in a low voice? Twenty minutes later, Cui Chongli and Cui Jianyi walked out of Cui Ping'an's house, and after more than ten minutes, Ling Xu left Cui Ping'an's house with a smile......