Yenching City, at noon, inside a Chinese restaurant. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Near the window, Li Hai and his girlfriend Ren Jing sat together, with a meat, a vegetable and a soup in front of them, and the two of them were eating lunch with rice.

On Ren Jing's birthday a few days ago, Li Hai used the money he earned from his part-time job to buy a necklace for Ren Jing, and the relationship between the two of them has gone further, and it is more crooked than before.

Because the school will organize military training at the beginning of the second year of high school, they will start school early the day after tomorrow, so the young couple went on a date today, walked around the forest park in the morning, ate nearby at noon, and planned to go to the cinema to watch a movie in the afternoon.

The two of them were eating, but Lehi's mouth could not stop, and Balabala said, "...... Shemi's big "Buddha is the Way" is simply so good-looking, especially after entering the earth fairy world, the more you look at it, the more refreshing it becomes! When I watched "The Legend of the Swordsman of Shushan" before, I thought it was very good, but it was much worse than "Buddha is the Way......"

"Well, "Buddha is the Way" is really good, but I still think "The Legend of the Swordsman of Shushan" is better." Ren Jing held the mobile phone, chewed a piece of fat with her small mouth, pushed her elbow against Li Hai, and then asked, "By the way, didn't you say that you want to write a fan novel of "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman"!" Is it written out in the end? I've already written 20,000 words, and I'm going to upload them. ”

Li Hai and Ren Jing are both fans of Shushan, and after Shemi announced the opening of the copyright of the online novel "Shushan", the two made an appointment to write a novel in the category of "Shushan" together.

When Lehi heard this, he made a bitter face and a dejected expression: "No." I didn't feel it when I watched "Shu Mountain" before, but now I realize that it is really difficult to write...... Let's not talk about that, let's discuss what movie to watch for a while. I think "Jianghu Sword Demon" is pretty good......"

Ren Jing angrily threw a roll of the eyes at Li Hai, and then said, "Jianghu Sword Demon is nothing to look at, right?" I'm tired of watching martial arts movies, it's better to watch romance movies......"

A young couple chatted in a low voice, and suddenly, Lehi looked at his mobile phone with a surprised face: "Hey?!" Just now, Da Shu Fa Wei ~ Bo! Ha ha! Da Shu's new song "Little Apple" and the MV have been uploaded to DK music, just now! ”

"Da Shu's new song? Is it the one that Da Shu sang after drinking and breaking the film, 'You are my little apple'? Ren Jing arched her nose, "That song doesn't sound good, right?" ”

"Hahaha! I listen to it very well, it's quite rhythmic, and there is a MV! The MV must be seen! Li Hai slid his fingers, looking at the series of comments on Weibo ~ Bo, with a smile on his face:

"Aha? It's only been ten minutes, right? Why are so many people reposting comments? This MV is strictly forbidden to watch while eating and drinking? Dashu revenge social series? Be mindful of your discipline while watching...... What a comment! ”

"So many people are commenting on the MV? Click on that MV and take a look! Ren Jing was also a little curious.

"Okay." Lehi agreed, switched to DK Music's APP, searched for the MV of "Little Apple", and then chose to watch it in full screen.

Li Hai and Ren Jing's two heads were almost glued together, and they watched the MV video curiously.

With the dynamic music, Meng Weiyan and Di Xiaoshan appeared one by one in the video, the two of them stayed for a while, and after seeing the naked ~ body dancing in the scene of Meng Weiyan and Di Xiaoshan's Garden of Eden, the two of them laughed together-

it! What is this MV?

The two of them listened to the music, watched and laughed at the same time, and the funny modeling and interesting dancing in the MV video were like watching a comedy short film.

After watching the video, Lehi clutched his stomach: "What kind of MV is this?" I'm going to laugh to death! The tall and fat man inside is actually dressed as a woman, so funny......"

"Haha! Hurriedly! Hurriedly! The MV of this video was quickly forwarded to the group, so that everyone who hadn't seen it went to see it. Ren Jing took her mobile phone, opened the TT number, and forwarded it to the class group and the [Dashu + Rice] TT group, and then was @ by Xiao Yueyue:

"@安静, have you two also watched the MV for "Little Apple"? Funny or not? ”

Quiet immediately replied: "It's funny, it's going to kill me!" I was eating out with the sea, and when I watched the MV just now, the people in the restaurant looked at us like they were stupid. ”

"Hahaha! I swear, this is definitely the funniest music video I've seen this year, not one of them! Xiao Yu followed closely and expressed her opinion.

"I watched it on the computer at home, and I happened to drink a sip of water, but the water sprayed on the computer, and then I cleaned it up." It's super not grass.

"You're just spraying a computer, we have someone here eating and spraying the next seat's face, that sour ......" someone posted a few photos.

Xiao Mu sent a series of full stops: "Da Shu's "Little Apple" was originally a very vulgar saliva song, but now it is accompanied by such a MV, and now it is directly developing towards the 'three vulgarities'." At this moment, Da Shu is estimated to be sprayed by an unknown number of people again. ”

"Squirting? What's there to squirt about? Hahaha! No matter how you feel, anyway, I think this song "Little Apple" is very emotional, and you can sing it after listening to it once. And this MV...... it? Why do I feel like I'm dancing to the rhythm of the music video and dancing along with it? ”

"@楼上的, I thought I was the only one like this, but so are you! Anyway, this MV is really funny. The section of the Garden of Eden, the mosaic that hits, is simply reverie......"

"I'll it! You're also a hardcore pioneer, and you can imagine the mosaic parts of these two guys? I really like the lead dancer in it, her body is explosive, so beautiful that she doesn't want it. ”

"It's a good dance, it's very simple, thumbs up. However, the funniest thing is the two people in the MV. They're the singing Yanshan group, right? Meng Weiyan and Di Xiaoshan are so funny, they don't feel like they're singing, they seem to be specifically funny. ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! The MV is too funny, especially the part where she was a soldier, the cute little Lori who is so cute has become tall and chubby when she grows up, this contrast is so happy! ”

"I don't want to say anything else, this is a brainwashing saliva song, and there is a comic MV, and I don't know who designed this MV, it's just a talent!"

"@楼上的, if you watch the MV again, you will find that it was written at the beginning, and the screenwriter of the MV is Mr. Dashu......"

"I'll go! Is it really Mr. Da Shu as the MV screenwriter? Is this still my serious, serious and serious Dashu teacher? Teacher Dashu, what about your temperament? ”

"I didn't expect Mr. Dashu to be so interesting, it's just 66666, a fellow practitioner!"

"I suddenly felt a kind of sadness, and I couldn't believe that Mr. Dashu, whom I regarded as my idol, would have such a vulgar work. I just want to say that there is no such thing as a reason! ”

"Heheda, I suddenly thought it was so interesting! Da Shu and Da Mi have so many fans and fans, it is estimated that many people are looking forward to this "Little Apple", what do you say they will do after watching this MV? ”

"I guess their reaction will be to come together, 'You're my little apple', come on, come on, let's sing together~"

"This is one of the 'masterpieces' of Teacher Dashu's revenge on society, don't explain!"

“……”

In the [Dashu + Rice] TT group, the reaction of these rice noodles is basically the reaction of most of the rice noodles.

The song "Little Apple", although Shu Hongming sang it in the bar when he was drunk, but those who watched the video of the bar were only a small group of fans after all, and most fans had not watched the video, so they were still looking forward to Shu Hongming's recorded version of "Little Apple".

In their eyes, Shu Hongming wrote excellent songs such as "The Most Romantic Thing", "At Least There's You", "I Only Care About You", "Where Has Time Gone", "The Story of Time", etc., no matter how bad the new song "Little Apple" is, it is not far behind...... As a result, after they watched the MV of "Little Apple", they all had a feeling that the sun had passed-

What the hell is this? When did Da Shu start writing this kind of non-nutritious saliva song?

There is also this MV video, which is actually the screenwriter of Da Shu...... What about this good festival?

After the release of "Little Apple", in a short period of time, Shu Hongming's Weibo ~ blog, Shumi House's forum, Tieba and other places are all fans who come to complain, and many enthusiastic netizens have expressed their desire to send blades to Shumi's studio and so on.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, on Weibo ~ Bo, some professional music critics also began to comment on Shu Hongming's "new song", and Wei Shuanglong, the "old troll", unsurprisingly sprayed at Shu Hongming:

“…… On the last day of July, Rice announced on Weibo ~ that the new song "Little Apple" had been recorded, and this song became the work I was most looking forward to during this time. The attention paid to this song even exceeded that of the August DK Music 'Ocean' theme online contest. ”

"At noon today, after the upload of "Little Apple", I immediately listened to this new song. Then I just want to say - Mr. Dashu, are you kidding me? What is this? The simple and brainless melody, accompaniment, bold white lyrics, and the very general singing of the two singers make people not see any sparkle at all. ”

"I don't deny that this song will be popular, but it's definitely a bad song, a bad song that lives up to my expectations!"

In addition to Wei Shuanglong, there are also many music critics who have also published music reviews, all of which are one-sided "bad reviews", and even Lulu, the "good old man" among music critics, rarely complained about Shu Hongming's new work: "Teacher Da Shu's "Little Apple" is a bad song with no nutrition. This kind of song feels like the work of a third-rate music producer, not the work of Da Shu, who is known as a genius, and I personally feel that this song will be the worst of all Da Shu's works. ”

"In addition, I have to say that the voice of the Yanshan group is still very characteristic after careful analysis, but it is a pity that there is a dirty song "Little Apple", they are destined to not be able to go too far in the music world......"

"Teacher Da Shu used this song to destroy a group ...... with great potential" (To be continued.) )