Chapter 1118: Red Apricot Out of the Wall
What Li Jiuzhen has to admire is that this September is indeed a master of disguise, and a pair of skillful hands can be said to be magical.
In the end, they were really disguised as a man and a woman, brother and sister.
Of course, it is Li Jiuzhen who plays the role of the elder brother, and the god priest plays the younger sister.
And the female costume of the god sacrifice is not as charming and beautiful as himself.
Li Jiuzhen looked at the mirror and touched the new face, but found that it seemed to be a little more handsome than his original appearance.
"It must be a delusion." Li Jiuzhen said to himself.
"Brother, let's go." The god priest took a few steps forward, twisted his waist, looked quite "sassy", and immediately turned around, winked at Li Jiuzhen, and showed a charming smile.
The breeze blew a touch of his long hair, showing off the posture of a little daughter.
As a killer, his disguise skills are also very good, and his voice is no different from that of a girl, and it is just a small meaning.
Li Jiuzhen stepped forward and said, "Can you not pretend to be like this?" β
"Brother, you can't do this to me, I'm your sister!" The god sacrifice has completely taken on the role.
Li Jiuzhen rolled his eyes, and suddenly thought of Li Qingge.
This is his nominal sister.
"Alas, I originally planned to give the Qi Replenishing Pill to that Miao Xiangrong, so I went back to play with Qingge and Zimo...... got together together, but it turned out that they were going abroad, and they really couldn't keep up with the changes. β
Li Jiu really owes a little, and wants to call Li Qingge, but he thinks it's better to forget it, and I'll talk about it when I come back!
The two said goodbye to September and left the hotel.
Seeing that he had a high rate of turning his head, the god priest twisted his walking posture even more.
Li Jiuzhen couldn't get used to it, and whispered: "If you do this again, I'm really going to beat people." β
Seeing Li Jiuzhen's ugly face, the god priest couldn't help but laugh, and said delicately: "Don't you think this is also interesting?" Or did you never think about what it was like to be a woman in disguise? β
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Li Jiuzhen turned his face away with a little weakness, because he had just flashed the idea of what would happen if he became a woman, but he didn't really do it because he couldn't lose face.
Perhaps, every man has similar distractions in his heart, just like most women imagine what their men's clothing looks like.
Mmmm, it must be that.
Glimpsing that the divine sacrifice was a little teasing, Li Jiuzhen couldn't help but sneer, and said, "Count it up, you seem to have been confused before, should we settle this account?" I'm so foolish, am I? β
The priest was at a loss: "What is confusing?" β
"Hmph, I originally said that I would go to sea in half an hour, but now another hour has passed, and we are still on land, you say, this extra hour, I should cut off a few pieces of meat on your body?"
The god priest clasped his hands to his chest and dragged it: "Don't say it, it's been quite heavy here, and it's a little uncomfortable, or just cut the flesh here?" β
"Vomitβ"
Li Jiuzhen tilted his head and almost threw up.
If it was a real girl who made such a move and squeezed out a deep ditch, Li Jiuzhen would definitely be warmly welcomed.
It's just that the gods sacrifice this dead shemale.
Stand!
This is about to board the ship, and of course Li Jiuzhen will not really cut the meat of the divine sacrifice. The two of them rushed to a port and saw the style of the giant ship Aisha from a distance.
The priest handed the ticket and the forged documents to the inspectors, and the two of them got on the boat.
The name on Li Jiuzhen's certificate is Chen Shangyu, and the divine sacrifice is called Chen Xinghong.
As for the real Chen Shangyu and Chen Xinghong, of course, they were blocked by September, and they would not appear for at least five hours.
With a loud roar, the giant ship moved slowly, and then the speed became faster and faster.
This time, Li Jiuzhen and the two of them couldn't mix in the top floor, but in a room at the bottom-
Co-roomed.
There are still a lot of rich people in this world, don't look at Li Jiuzhen and them at the bottom, the neighbors around them are all very rich.
And those who live above, in addition to having money, must also have rights.
People who have money but no power are, of course, eager to make friends with people with power.
So of course, they don't hide in their rooms, but go to various relaxation rooms to talk to people.
Li Jiuzhen and the others also went with the flow, first listening to the symphony in one place for a while, then going to the dance hall for a while, and then ......
This kind of wandering is to pass the boring time.
"Hi, this beautiful lady, my name is Merrick, may I be lucky enough to know your name?" Suddenly, a young man in his mid-twenties approached and stared intently at the priesthood.
The corners of Li Jiuzhen's mouth twitched, of course he wouldn't care that this person ignored him-
If Jiang Gesong or Yang Shengnan were next to them, and someone ignored him and accosted them, Li Jiuzhen would definitely be unhappy.
If you want to sacrifice to the gods, it's better to save it, and you should see the excitement.
For a killer like the Divine Sacrifice, the young man who called himself Merrick was as immature as a three-year-old child.
gossip, that's all trivial.
Immediately, the priest showed a gentle smile, shook hands with Merrick, and said, "Hello, my name is Chen Xinghong. β
"Chen Xinghong? What a poetic name! Although Merrick took a foreign name, he still knew a lot about Chinese culture, so he immediately shook his head and said: "The garden is full of spring and can't be closed, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall." Is this where your name comes from? β
Li Jiuzhen almost burst out laughing.
He has no culture, and he has no understanding of the artistic conception contained in the original meaning of this poem.
But after so many years of development, Li Jiuzhen also knows a little about the extended meaning of this poem.
The red apricot is out of the wall, and it is clearly scolding.
The god priest was also too deep into the play, and when he heard this, his face sank, and he said a little unhappily: "Sir, this joke is not funny at all, I am not married yet!" β
"Nima, I'd better go farther, otherwise I'll really throw up." Li Jiuzhen shuddered and simply stepped aside.
"Ah, Sao Yirui, Sao Yirui, I don't know what's wrong with this poem, please forgive me!" Merrick was a little dazed, and the tone of the Chinese language became a little stiff, which showed that he was indeed not a native of China, but of Chinese descent.
The god priest pretended to be cold for a while, and then he didn't know what Merrick said to make him laugh, and he immediately laughed coquettishly.
"Hongxing, you should be on the boat for the first time, right? Feeling bored? Merrick suddenly smiled mysteriously and said, "Actually, there are a lot of interesting things on this ship that are not on display. When you get to the open sea, you can get a taste of it. β
"yes, I'm really looking forward to it!" The priest covered his mouth, blinking his long eyelashes, looking innocent.
But he thought to himself: "Alas, when it comes to the high seas, the most fun, isn't it that I'm going to start hijacking the whole ship?" β