Chapter 1057: Language Crisis (9)
"What howl, when this is your house?" A female staff member couldn't stand it, she had already eaten at home before coming to work in the morning, but she didn't expect to see a messy scene when she came to the unit. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
She had stood up and warned a few couples before, but it had little effect, it only took a short while, and in a few minutes the people were still arguing as much as they wanted.
"That's it! From the morning to now, how do people work! A gay man stood up and chimed in.
"What kind of attitude, what should I do? Why are we arguing? Isn't it just that some things are not clearly explained, and then discuss and discuss! ”
In the group, a middle-aged woman stood up to fight back, because she was scolding her husband about the house, and she was the loudest at the time, so she took it for granted that the lesbian was targeting her.
An old comrade was angry, "If you don't discuss it, go home and discuss, here you just need to divorce and not adjust!" ”
"That is, how can we divorce you if we are noisy, from now on, if anyone is noisy again, we will not give it to anyone!"
The staff "unanimously outspoken", which caused public anger, and everyone was filled with righteous indignation and shouted in their mouths for why.
"If you don't say you won't do it, how old are you? Be careful, we sue you! ”
"Huh! Sue me? Okay, you sue, sue, there's a phone over there, you call the police to arrest me now, this bullshit job I don't want to do it for a long time! ”
"Hey, Xiaohu, angry is angry, you can't curse work."
"Lao Feng, I'm telling the truth, if I continue to do this job, I really want to get a divorce!"
After speaking, he pushed the mouse and left the work post and slammed the door.
"Stinky boy, what kind of face do you throw at me if you're in a bad mood!" The old comrade named Lao Feng was also not happy, his face turned pale, and he left with a glass of water.
"Hey, hey, what are we going to do when it's all gone? Finally lined up until now, it's our turn to be gone......" A young couple protested, "Our property is all pre-marital, and we don't have children, sign and leave, it's very simple, hurry up and do it with us!" ”
The young woman kept banging on the window with the marriage certificate and household registration book in her hand, making the faces of the staff at the other windows longer than those of donkeys, "What are you knocking, there are only these people in total, and we are not idle, you are angry and blame us?" ”
"What are you talking about......
One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the next scene gradually set off towards the sea of strong winds and waves.
Jiang Muxue shook her head, she didn't know where to start, she was thinking about whether to start somewhere else, but she held her breath, there was no place that was slightly quieter within a radius of thousands of miles, and the people here were like taking a kind of medicine that "if you don't speak, you will die", but anyone who is not dumb will keep making noise, talking, debating, debating, and debating, as if he doesn't open his mouth and itch all over his body.
But the result of opening your mouth mostly ends in a fight to the death.
In these days, it seems that anyone who doesn't have a colorful face and messy hair is embarrassed to be called a person.
She breathed a sigh of relief, yes, let's solve it from here first, otherwise, it's the same everywhere.
Looking around the hall, in the most corner, there is a quarreling couple chattering, not that the two of them are the loudest, but the lineup is huge, looking at it, the seven aunts and eight aunts of both men and women should be present, and it is roughly estimated that there are at least thirty people on both sides.
Seeing this scene, Jiang Muxue couldn't help swallowing her saliva, how grand this marriage and divorce should be!
More than 30 people, you tell me, I talk to you, you scold me, I reply to you twice, the scene of the commotion reminds Jiang Muxue of the scene when he traveled through an ancient time and space, and the royal nobles asked five hundred monks to recite scriptures.
"Mami, Mimi, ......"
"Mami, Mimi, ......"
"Mami, Mimi, ......"
Those scriptures are listened to by insiders, it is a kind of divine transcendence, a different kind of Zen scriptures, but if the layman listens to them, it is no different from the sound of thousands of flies.
Right now, the laughter and scolding of these seven aunts and eight aunts are disgusting flies in her eyes.
Jiang Muxue, who was standing in the void, tapped her fingers at a person, and her image of her teeth and claws suddenly lost her voice, but her mind was still struggling, "What about my voice?" Why can't I speak? Ah......h
She opened her mouth, opened her mouth again, and tried to open her mouth, but there was no sound.
The woman's aunt, who was scolding her, saw her funny appearance, and immediately laughed, attracting onlookers.
"Look, this man...... Haha, let you talk about the words of the conscience, this is the retribution of the world, right? Ha ......" just laughed, the voice stopped abruptly, and she was shaken and almost bent over and fell.
She opened her mouth to cough, but she couldn't make any sound.
These two scenes in succession stunned the two families and then exploded, "What's the matter, why can't you speak all of a sudden?" ”
"Who knows, the two of them were arguing just now......
"Is your voice hoarse and you can't speak?"
"! How can it be? You're talking about dumb, and I think they're dumb now. ”
Isn't it a concept, okay?
The two speechless women were terrified, kneeling and crying, but silent, the appearance was funny and poignant, so the two families stopped arguing, and the protagonist of the divorce stopped arguing, and prepared to call an ambulance.
Jiang Muxue can't let them dial out this call, otherwise wouldn't it be in vain? Besides, if there is no noise here, there must be another panic at the hospital.
So a certain woman moved repeatedly, and the screams in the hall came and went, "Mom, what's wrong with you?" Why can't you speak all of a sudden? ”
"Dad, what are you talking about? Again, louder! ”
"Daughter-in-law, why did you suddenly shoot a squib, haha, I can't protest like this if I can't argue......"
“……”
This phenomenon quickly attracted everyone's attention, and the two families were not in a hurry to call and look at each other.
At this time, more and more people lost their voices, and people quickly figured out the pattern, and whoever shouted louder was more likely to lose their voice.
At the same time, this situation made people frightened, and at the same time, the boiling scene was stopped in an instant, although everyone had sadness, confusion, and even grief and indignation on their faces, but no one dared to speak again.
Even, those staff of the Civil Affairs Bureau did not dare to speak, and only gestured in the face of the couples who wanted to divorce, "Are you still leaving?" ”
Leave? Bullshit! This must be an ominous place, grandma's, a good divorce and dumb, I don't know who reacted first, pulled his daughter-in-law and fled out, this movement is amazing, causing the crowd to hug their heads and run around, you squeeze me and run out, fortunately Jiang Muxue was secretly evacuated, otherwise, it is estimated that there will be extraneous branches, and a stampede will be made before it can stop.
After all this, she breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the fine sweat from her forehead, and walked outside.
However, there is still a lot of work waiting for her in the future, and these people in the Civil Affairs Bureau are only a very small part of the overall impetuous population.
Jiang Muxue couldn't help but think, she has to be busy until the Year of the Monkey to make this world quieter?