"Yes." The concubine nodded lightly, "Xiaochen, let's go." Pulling her son, she walked with Uncle Lian in front.

"Xiaochen?" Yuan Qing secretly said in his heart, there is also a 'dust' in his name? Yuan Qing stopped in place and looked at Li Chen's departing back, and his thoughts were confused for a while.

Suddenly, a person suddenly came to Yuan Qing, Yuan Qing was startled, and looked at it, it was a big monkey, "Big monkey, you want to scare me to death?" ”

"I'm sorry, Miss Yuan, I'm so happy to see you, it's really rude to jump in front of you without even saying hello." Big Monkey Road. He really has some monkey attributes, and he mostly jumps when he walks, looking so unhappy.

"How is it, did you expect to be chosen by the concubine?" Yuan Qing asked him.

"Well, I can't say, those two opponents are very powerful." The big monkey said, his face worried.

"Wait, what are you going to do on stage?" Yuan Qingdao. The three of them will perform on this stage in the inn later, and see who will perform more to attract the attention of the audience, and who will have a better chance of becoming a concubine servant.

Is this a draft?

"I prepared a show, and I don't know if I can do it." The big monkey still has a sad face, which doesn't match his lean and slightly cheerful appearance, no matter how you look at it.

"Don't think so much, just play with your heart." Yuan Qing sighed and encouraged him again.

Maybe it's because the big monkey has a very good appetite for Yuan Qing, and Yuan Qing always encourages him again and again.

"Miss Yuan, wait for me to perform on stage, will you come back to watch?" The big monkey asked.

"Do you want me to come and see it?" Yuan Qing asked rhetorically.

"Of course." The big monkey was quite bold, "Miss Yuan, I'm the last one on stage, you can help me see how the first two performed, so that I can give me some advice." ”

"Okay." Yuan Qing is also very refreshing.

The two of them found a place to sit down. The show is about to begin. The first to take the stage was a middle-aged man, he was tall, his face seemed to be deliberately made strong and hard, and his eyes were wide open. He spoke, a long nasal voice rolled in, the voice became louder from small to louder, making people have an adaptation period, when the voice couldn't be louder, he stopped shouting, in an instant, a running jump, his tall body, did not hesitate, the whole person rolled into the air, and a loud bang broke out in his mouth, "babbling hurry Kaka" and then these strange screams became faster and faster with the number of reversals of his body in the air, and after a few minutes, maybe he was tired, he stopped, his eyes were still open, His slightly brown eyes almost burst out.

The man stopped making a sound, and his performance of flipping his head and screaming made the audience laugh incessantly. Laughter is a release when humanity is in a position where danger is easily resolved at the last moment. People laughed at the athlete's high-risk maneuvers without getting hurt.

The man on the stage began to move again, he held a horsewhip in his hand, pretending that he had a fierce horse under his crotch, waved the horsewhip with one hand and smashed it into the air behind him, and the other hand was across his chest, obviously nothing was pulled, but his arms were very hard, and the green tendons were up, his hands were one after the other, and his feet were jumping up and down, as if he was riding a fierce horse now, he was sitting on the back of the horse and swaying, his eyes were looking straight at the audience in front of him, and his mouth kept making the sound of fighting, fighting.

He performed so vividly that it seemed as if there was a horse beneath him, rather than nothing in the air.

His appearance is also very funny, obviously a very decent face, but he wants to do this kind of stupid thing, like a gentleman with good manners suddenly dancing a striptease, which is both puzzling and makes people laugh.

He rode his horse, pretended to jump off the horse, and showed off his perfect somersault in the air, an elegant posture, but he was going to make a mess, and his appearance was ridiculous, and the audience really laughed from the moment he came on stage until he got off the stage.

Although there is a pause of a few seconds in between.

The man went down, and the second one on stage was a delicate girl, she was only in her early twenties, she looked delicate and cute, she smiled slightly, her white face showed shallow dimples, exuding a faint flush, she was dressed in a pink dress, and her gestures all revealed youthful vitality. Yuan Qing looked at her and felt that the big monkey was a little dangerous, this girl had taken advantage of her gender, after all, this was ancient times. And this girl seems to be a little similar to the concubine, things and likes, people are divided into groups, this kind of thing is difficult to change.

This pink-clothed girl's best skill is juggling, just like the ** troupe performance often seen in the previous world, the hands take turns to catch the plate, step on stilts, and play with the spinning top.

The girl brought her own tools, she followed the way of street performance, first pulled a piece of erhu that attracted attention, the voice of the erhu was already very sad, and the song Erquan Yingyue didn't know how many people cried. The girl sat on the stage, holding the erhu with one hand, holding the rotation with the other, and gently pulling, the sound could almost make people cry, could it be that this girl is proficient in the way of the draft, and knows that the more tragic and miserable things are, the more loved by the audience?

The sad erhu sound was pulled by the girl, and its sound lingered around the beam for three days, and then the girl began to sing: Hold your hand, farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower, the waves of the Yangtze River, send you down to Yangzhou......

Her singing voice is melodious and beautiful with a touch of sadness, the audience stopped laughing, closed their eyes and thought deeply, and some people who were easily moved were about to cry.

Then the music stopped, the singing stopped, the girl threw away the erhu, stood up, a light and empty dance danced her wonderful figure like a dream, she wore a pink dress, like a peach blossom gorgeous and moving. The picture is so beautiful that everyone is reluctant to blink.

If the front is a normal person imitating a fool to be funny, then this girl is making full use of her strengths and showing herself to the fullest.

She did it, and everyone who saw this dance thought that she had entered a peach blossom forest, and she was lucky enough to see a peach blossom fairy dancing.

After a dance, there was a moment of silence and applause.

Yuan Qing was still immersed in the girl's dreamy dancing, and suddenly a hand pushed on her arm, and Yuan Qing woke up.

"Miss Yuan, what should I do?" The big monkey's thin face is full of anxiety, and the two opponents in front of him make the audience laugh and the other amazes the audience, what should he do?

"How about it, after you go on stage, just follow your feelings, perform how you want, don't let the audience guess what you're going to do next, remember to have new ideas, it's best to have a big contrast, so that the audience will be impressed by you." Yuan Qingdao.

"Okay, I'll try my best." After that, the big monkey jumped directly from the crowd onto the stage, this way of appearing is special enough, right?

People were all amazed, and the big monkey turned his back to the audience, trying to think in his heart, what should I do next, what should I do next? Suddenly, he shouted, yes, the last word 'do'.

The tail note is elongated.

For a while, the restless crowd was quiet, just because the voices of the people on the stage overshadowed the audience, reaching the highest. Suddenly, the sound stopped, and for a while, the whole restaurant was so quiet that you could hear a pin dropping.

At this time, the big monkey was still facing away from the audience, he was squatting at first, and then he slowly stood up, a spin, originally he was going to face the audience, but he turned too violently and turned his back to the audience. The big monkey was a little embarrassed, but there was no sound of heckling in the audience, but a laugh amused by him.

Suddenly, the big monkey didn't know where to get the confidence, stretched out his hand above his head, but the audience who thought he was going to turn his head held their breath, who knew that the big monkey put down his raised hands unhurriedly, and then, the big monkey turned around leisurely and slowly, and the audience sighed.

The big monkey was a little panicked, and when he panicked, his already thin face twisted into a ball, like Bean's ever-changing expression, and everyone was amused by him again.

"Hello, my name is Big Monkey, my home is in Qiuzhou, the weather was very good that day, I walked leisurely, walked, walked......" Big Monkey said while walking: Walking. Then I saw an inn and I was hungry and I went to eat a bowl of beef noodles. Saying that, the big monkey made a gesture of eating noodles, sucked in his mouth, and the hissing sound echoed between the restaurants. After eating beef noodles, I ran to the Moon Lake to take a bath, the water quality of the Moon Lake is green, you are worth taking a bath.

When it came to the last sentence, the audience was dumbfounded, and then there was a burst of laughter.

At this time, the big monkey played with his stick, and the monkey fishing for the moon was performed vividly by him, as if there was a moon waiting for him to fish on the stage, and the most important thing was that he caught it. Suddenly he was a carp and hung on a branch that did not exist, and he cried, and he actually cried, and his voice was no worse than the mourning of the erhu.

Don't cry, my grandson is here to save you. Then, the big monkey turned into Sun Xingzhi, turned his head, and Yuan Qing, who was sitting in the audience, seemed to hear the opening song of the opening film of Journey to the West......

The big monkey instantly possessed the Monkey King, jumped up and down on the stage, and the posture was unbearable, and a soundtrack next to him couldn't stand it, so he picked up the gong and drum and knocked it vigorously: Dangdang......

The whole audience burst into laughter.

"Slow, slow, slow, the demon in front of you dares to spread wild in front of your great sage, oh big monkey grandpa, the monster eats me a stick~~~" The big monkey took a stick in his somersault hand and blew it into the air, suddenly, the stick had not been pierced, he threw away the stick and knelt on the ground, "Grandpa Monkey, spare your life, spare your life." ”

"Spare you~~ Don't think about it." Monkey schizophrenia, severely advanced.

The audience burst into laughter, and laughter was worse than crying. Then the show is over, and then there is no then.

The audience was still immersed in the laughter just now, especially the sound that can be called a divine comedy just now, and they couldn't extricate themselves for a long time.

"Miss Yuan, how am I acting?" The big monkey was sweaty and panting.

"The smile is good." Yuan Qing stretched out her thumb, she almost laughed just now.

(I hope you like that cover!) ）