Chapter 1162: Did I Let You Speak?
"He's Tang Feng?" The three old men were all a little stunned after listening to Tang Dou's introduction. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Yang frowned at Tang Dou with a dark face, and scolded, "Stinky boy, why did you bring him here?" Are you afraid that he won't be able to figure out the details of us? ”
Tang Dou grinned at Yang and said, "Dad, what, cough cough, he is my ninth grandson." ”
I'll go, the old men instantly have a black line.
Messing around, it turns out that the Tang Feng that Yang Yiyan wants to kill is still Tang Dou's descendant, and this thing is ......
Tang Feng heard Tang Dou and Yang Yiyan shouting Dad, he hurriedly took a step forward and nodded, stretched out his hands to Yang Yiyan with a face full of chrysanthemums, and introduced himself: "Hello ancestor, you are the father of my ninth ancestor, then I am your tenth grandson, my name is Tang Feng, the wind is strong, but the colleagues in the institute call me Tang Maniac......"
Tang Dou introduced with a black line on the side: "This is my father-in-law, it's not wrong for you to call the ancestor, my parents are in Jinling now, and I will take you to meet them when I have the opportunity to turn around." This is my beloved's grandfather, and he is also your ancestor. What, this one is my master and your ancestor. ”
Forget it, a random person pulled out of this courtyard is at the level of Tang Feng's ancestor, and Tang Dou's godson Cao Chong can't be counted, if it is really discussed, it must be regarded as an ancestor at the level of ashes.
Tang Feng flattered the three ancestors and whispered mysteriously in Tang Dou's ear: "Ninth ancestor, seeing that your father-in-law's age seems to be older than your wife's grandfather's, according to my inference, your mother-in-law's age should be about forty-five years old, so that your wife will be the same age as you, then your father-in-law's age is probably about thirty-five years older than your mother-in-law." If you go back to the age when they got married, your father-in-law would have been in his early fifties, and your mother-in-law would have been less than twenty years old. Tut-tut, this old man married your mother-in-law who was less than twenty years old in his fifties, this is a realistic version of a pear blossom pressed begonia, presumably there must have been a lot of twists and turns......"
"Shut up!" Tang Dou noodles roared at Tang Feng like the bottom of a pot.
Tang Dou peeked at the three old men, and when Qin Yanpei saw Tang Dou looking over, his old face was flushed and he coughed.
Yang snorted and glared at Tang Dou and asked, "What did you bring back?" ”
Tang Feng was just about to open his mouth to explain to Yang that he was not a thing, but Tang Dou glared at him viciously: "If you dare to say more, I will chop off your fingers and throw you to the Cretaceous." ”
'Uh', Tang Feng hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, he had really been to the Cretaceous once, but after the past, he directly fell on the battlefield where hundreds of dinosaurs were fighting for food, and he almost couldn't go back, since then Tang Feng had a deep fear of the Cretaceous in his heart.
However, what Tang Feng was most afraid of was not the dinosaurs of the Cretaceous Period, but of him, the ninth ancestor, no matter what angle he considered, he did not dare not listen to Tang Dou's words.
Tang Dou saw that Tang Feng was frightened, and hurriedly turned his head and coughed and explained to the three old men: "What, Tang Feng will be engaged in the scientific research of space-time theory in the state secret research institute in the future, he is sometimes a little crazy, he likes to reason and be more truthful in doing things, but he still has some merits." ”
"They call me Tang crazy, but I'm not crazy......" Hearing Tang Dou say that he was a little crazy, Tang Feng immediately put down his gag hand and defended.
Tang Dou turned his head and glared at Tang Feng viciously: "Did I let you speak?" ”
Tang Feng hurriedly gagged his mouth and hands again.
Your sister, for a question of when to take a bath, I was delayed for an hour, thinking of this Tang Dou hated the root of his teeth itching, and he couldn't wait to beat Tang Feng up.
Tang Dou had the greatest tolerance for Tang Feng before, but after he knew that Tang Feng was his descendant, he always wanted to find a reason to clean up this goods ruthlessly.
Seeing Tang Feng standing aside with his hands gagged like a good kindergarten baby, the corners of Qin Yanpei and Zhou Lao's mouths twitched and twitched again, and finally, the two old men couldn't help but laugh.
After following Tang Dou's side, the old men could be said to be used to strange things, but now seeing Tang Dou put on an old ancestor and teach this descendant who was twice his age to teach this descendant who was twice as old as him, the two old men couldn't help laughing.
Tang Dou glanced at the three old men with a black line, turned his head with a black face, stretched out his hand and pointed to a chair and said to Tang Feng: "You sit there obediently, don't talk, don't move, don't take off the gloves on your hands, wait a while, my grandfather and I will ask you what you have to answer truthfully, don't be verbose, don't get to the bottom of the matter, ask what to answer, be concise, do you understand?" ”
Tang Feng covered his mouth and nodded vigorously.
Tang Dou breathed a sigh of relief, turned his head and said to the three old men with a bitter face: "This guy has a tendon, and he likes to be more serious about big things......
Before Tang Dou finished speaking, Tang Feng, who sat down obediently, carefully put down the hand covering his mouth and looked at Tang Dou and asked, "Ninth Ancestor, can I take off my gloves when I take a bath?" ”
"You've only taken a shower once in a few years, and you're wearing gloves!" Tang Doushu turned around and roared at Tang Feng.
Tang Feng grinned, looked at Tang Dou cautiously and said: "Ninth ancestor, you asked Zhu Yuanzhang to take a bath for me, I feel quite comfortable after washing, I have decided, I will take a bath at most once a month in the future......"
Tang Dou raised his foot and kicked at Tang Feng, Tang Feng hurriedly covered his mouth and shouted: "I don't speak, I don't speak." ”
Tang Dou put down his feet hatefully, glared at Tang Feng and threatened viciously: "I didn't ask you, if you dare to open your mouth again, I will kick you to the Himalayas." ”
Tang Feng nodded vigorously, and after Tang Dou threatened Tang Feng with his gaze, he turned to the three old men and said, "Grandpa, Dad, Master, ......"
Tang Dou had just finished shouting at the three old men, and Tang Feng behind him carefully lowered his hand again and whispered to Tang Dou: "Ninth Ancestor, can I take off my gloves when I?" ”
"Can't!! Not at any time!! Even if you're dead, you can't take off your gloves!! Tang Dou, who was already on the verge of collapse, roared madly at Tang Feng.
Tang Feng sighed, and was quite aggrieved and blocked his mouth again with his hands wearing latex gloves.
Tang Dou stretched out his hand and pointed at Tang Feng's nose: "You dare to say one more ......"
"Ninth Ancestor, what about peeing?"
Poof, the three old men fainted collectively.
Tang Dou took out the Cold Moon Blade from his arms, and said to Tang Feng speechlessly: "Forget it, Tang Feng, you have no cure, I'll give you an operation......
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