243 Ill-intentioned
After dinner, everyone sat together and Kan Dashan, with Huang Xiaoguang, the Kanye, the laughter in the room never stopped, Tian Sisi laughed so much that his stomach hurt, sighing and screaming, Tian Xinhua himself couldn't laugh, but he could still hold on, and rubbed his stomach for Tian Sisi from time to time.
Huang Xiaoguang then told the story of "cadres outside Liang", Inner Mongolia educated youth like to tell the story of "cadres outside Liang", just like Xinjiang people love to tell the story of Avanti, Liang refers to Daqingshan in Inner Mongolia, and cadres outside Liang refers to the cadres of the production team outside Daqingshan.
"Liang Wai cadres once visited Baotou City during the Lantern Festival, and saw that many people in the restaurant ate Lantern Festival, so he also made up his mind to buy and eat, Liang Wai cadres saw that the rice balls were steaming hot, so they called heartburn eggs, others ate the rice balls and chewed slowly, but he blew a few breaths, and when the skin outside was cold, he swallowed it, and scalded up and down for this Liang Wai cadre, and swore that he would never eat heartburn eggs again, and later"
Huang Xiaoguang paused, saw that Tian Sisi and several people were staring at him, he was very proud, and hung everyone for a while, before he continued: "After a few days, this Liangwai cadre went to Baotou City to run an errand again, and went to the restaurant, it happened that this restaurant was selling dumplings, he ran over angrily when he saw it and said, your restaurant will deceive people, last time I ate your heartburn eggs, and my heart burned enough, this time you let the heartburn eggs grow ears, Lao Tzu told you, even the long-eared Lao Tzu will not be fooled." ”
"Hahaha!"
"Tangyuan is heartburn eggs, and dumplings are heartburn eggs with long ears. This cadre is really funny! ”
Everyone leaned back and fell back with laughter, although Hu Weiwen and the others had heard these jokes a long time ago, but at this moment they were still amused by Huang Xiaoguang's eloquent narration.
"It's funny, brother, I have a belly of jokes in my stomach, if you want to hear it, you can come a few more times, of course, when you come, it's better to come by the way like today's meat buns and hand-grilled meat or something!"
Huang Xiaoguanglian shamelessly fooled Tian Sisi a few times, Liu Yongsheng frowned, as if he wanted to say something, but thinking of the license plate of Tian Xinhua's car, he felt that there was no need to say anything.
"Okay. We'll bring something delicious next time. Brother Xiaoguang has to say something even funnier. ”
Tian Sisi simply agreed first. First, I also want to buy more delicious food for Hu Weiwen to improve my life, and then I want Tian Xinhua to have more dealings with these people, since Tian Xinhua is working so hard for their future, then she has to do her part, right?
Hu Weiwen glared at Huang Xiaoguang. said to Tian Sisi: "Ah Nan." Your little brother is joking with you. Don't take it seriously, it's quite far from the third uncle's place, so don't come next time. ”
"It's fine. It was easy for us to get here by car, Vivengo, so be it, let's go back first. Although Tian Xinhua is not very old, he is always very convincing when he speaks, and Hu Weiwen didn't say anything more.
After sending Tian Xinhua away, Huang Xiaoguang grinned and hooked Hu Weiwen's shoulder and asked, "Brother, you are really deep enough to hide it, you still have such a powerful relative in Beijing?" ”
"What do you mean, Xiaoguang? When did I have relatives in Beijing," Hu Weiwen looked puzzled.
Seeing that Hu Weiwen's face didn't seem to be fake, Huang Xiaoguang and Liu Yongsheng looked at it quickly for a few seconds, and Huang Xiaoguang snorted, "It's nothing, anyway, your younger brothers and sisters are unusual!" ”
"That is, my younger siblings Hu Weiwen must be smart and clever."
Huang Xiaoguang was amused in his heart, although he didn't know why Hu Weiwen didn't know the family background of his cousins and cousins, but children from families like them naturally understood what to say and what not to say, so he didn't mention this topic anymore.
In an office in a paper mill, a man was whispering on the phone.
"Cousin, let me tell you, today we have a young sister here who looks really beautiful, I have lived for almost forty years, and it is the first time I have seen such a handsome little girl, just looking at it makes my heart itch, although I am a little younger, but my body is long enough, and I must be strong enough to play."
The man on the other end of the phone was visibly moved.
"Is it really that beautiful? Don't you have that eye? Last time, the female intellectual-like young man looked average, and her temper was still stubborn, and she almost didn't kick the commander's second child away! If there is something going to happen this time, your brother and I will have to go home and plant potatoes. ”
"Really, I really don't lie to you this time, but I didn't see it alone, they all saw the pillars." Li Zhuzi was anxious, and swore that he was afraid that his cousin would not believe it.
The man on the other end pondered, the commander was in a desert during this time, and the woman in the corps who was a little beautiful was either tired of playing or married, or she was looking for death, if there was really such a little beauty, the commander would be happy, and the commander would be happy, and he would be able to move up again in this position now.
"Okay, you can find a way to get that little girl to show me, and if it's really that beautiful, give her to the commander."
"Cousin, I won't let you down, but this little lady has a bit of a background, she is Hu Weiwen's sister, Hu Weiwen is the nephew of that little Nanfang Tian Aiguo, do you think we should do it or not?" Only then did Li Zhuzi cautiously say Tian Sisi's background.
"**** Your mother, I know it's Tian Aiguo's relative, and you still tell me a fart, I don't think I'm worried enough!" The cousin was angry with Li Zhuanzi.
"Oh, cousin, don't be angry first, I'm not doing you a favor, as long as you can make the commander happy, what is a Tian Aiguo? Even ten, we don't bird him! Maybe you can collapse that Tian Aiguo and avenge your cousin! ”
The cousin was obviously moved, and what the stake said was also reasonable, in the pimple of the Corps, the commander is the emperor of the soil, so Luo Zhigang didn't come to ask the commander about the matter here, as long as the commander is happy, it's not impossible to destroy Tian Aiguo for him? ”
Tian Aiguo can't rectify it for the time being, it's okay to take his niece's daughter out of anger first, kill two birds with one stone, the more my cousin thinks about it, the happier he becomes, and ordered Li Zhuanzi: "Then do it, you want to find a way to get that Tian Aiguo's niece to come to me, I warn you, don't steal your mouth, if I find out that it's not a chick, I can't beat you to death!" ”
"How can it! I'll just drink some of my cousin's footwash! Li Zhuzi thought beautifully, such a little beauty, even the foot washing water is beautiful to drink!
The cousin and Li both laughed lewdly, excited to be able to enjoy a beautiful young girl again, but they didn't know that this time the kick was not just an iron plate, but a murderous sword. (To be continued.) )