Chapter 80: The Nun and the Monk
When the morning star was hung in the sky, we came to Daming Temple. The monks in the temple have already gotten up early to do their morning lessons.
When we came to the gate of the temple, a little monk came to open the door, and without saying a word, I gave him a three taels of silver. He immediately greeted us joyfully and went to the incense room where the benefactors lived.
After resting in the room for a while, I called a little monk and asked, "Little master, what delicious food do you have here?" I'm not bad for money, even though it's expensive and good. ”
The little monk agreed and hurried to the back kitchen. It didn't take long for a lot of dishes to come.
The three of us were already hungry, and now when we see the hot food, we naturally have a big appetite.
Seeing that Pei Hanyi was already dripping with saliva, I couldn't help but chuckle lightly, and deliberately teased him and said, "Hey, don't be in a hurry to eat, I'll test you, if you can answer, you can eat these dishes, if you can't answer, you can eat white rice." ”
Pei Hanyi looked at Ouyang Deyuan aggrievedly: "Deyuan, the meat bun bullied me, didn't you see it?" ”
Deyuan shrugged: "Haven't you always been smart and self-conscious, my lady is just giving you a chance to perform." ”
Pei Hanyi was provoked by him, put down his chopsticks, and said angrily: "Hmph, ask, after I answer, I will eat all these fasting dishes alone, don't regret it two of you." ”
I pointed to the middle dish and said, "I'll ask you the simplest one, what is the name of this dish?" ”
As soon as I said it, even Ouyang Deyuan laughed, I'm afraid everyone knows this. Sure enough, Pei Han proudly pointed to the dish and said: "Meat buns, you really treat me as a child, this is a famous dish of Buddhism, Luohan Zhai, refined from eighteen Chinese vegetarian dishes, the most important of which is three mushrooms and three ears." ”
I took a bite of Luohan Zhai and put it in my mouth, it tasted good, and I continued to ask him: "Then tell me, which three mushrooms and which three ears?" ”
Ouyang Deyuan looked up at me while eating, and Pei Hanyi was embarrassed. "Come on, or we'll all eat it all." As soon as he urged, Pei Hanyi became even more anxious.
"It's straw mushrooms, mouth mushrooms, and ...... Matsutake mushroom, by the way, is matsutake mushroom, and the three ears are black fungus, white fungus and cloud fungus, right? ”
I shook my head and took a few more bites: "San'er, you're right, but you're talking about the wrong mushroom, think about it again." ”
"Okay, I'll think about it, but you eat slowly, the dishes are almost finished by you, and it's useless for me to come up with it!" Pei Hanyi couldn't wait to grab my chopsticks, because I ate the most.
Ouyang Deyuan kindly knocked Pei Hanyi's head on the back of the chopsticks and said, "Think about it." ”
"You...... Don't knock on your head, you'll be stupid. Pei Hanyi didn't understand Ouyang Deyuan's hint at all, Deyuan shook his head with a smile and said, "You are already so stupid that you can't be stupid anymore." ”
I grinned and gulped down the food.
"I see, yes...... It's that fresh shiitake mushroom, right? Pei Hanyi looked at me and said.
"Wrong, it's lion's mane mushroom, didn't Ouyang Deyuan hint at you just now? I don't understand this, you deserve to have no food. I said loudly, and Pei Hanyi's expression immediately became depressed.
I took the chopsticks to him and said with a smile: "Okay, you are only punished for not eating Luohan Zhai, you can eat other dishes, eat quickly, the rice is going to be cold." ”
"Hehe, I know you won't do this to me." He happily took the chopsticks and took a big gulp.
Ouyang Deyuan and I were already full at this time, and seeing that poor Han was still eating, I suggested that I go out for a walk with him to eliminate food.
Now that it was already bright outside, Ouyang Deyuan led me towards the Qionghua tree in the backyard.
"Wow, I can't imagine that the Qionghua tree can grow so tall!" I looked up at the big tree full of flowers and sighed.
"Yes, you see that its flowers are as big as a plate, white as jade, and eight white flowers surround the small flowers dotted in the middle, so Qionghua is also called Ju Eight Immortals." Ouyang Deyuan plucked a small white flower and put it in my bun.
There was a large patch of grass behind the Qionghua tree, and there was a sound of giggling and laughter in the grass.
Ouyang Deyuan made a hush and silent gesture to me, and then walked slowly towards the center of the grass alone.
I don't know what he saw, but suddenly his body was stunned, and his face retreated crimson.
"What's wrong? What do you see? "I was curious to go into the grass and see. He hurriedly took my hand and said, "It's nothing, it's nothing, let's go quickly, Qionghua has already seen it, let's go back to Pei Hanyi." ”
The more he said that, the more curious I became. "Oh, if you don't say I'm going to see it myself." I shook off his hand and quickly ran towards the place.
Ouyang Deyuan stomped his feet and ran after me.
I pulled through the grass and looked inside, and I was stunned. Just look at a big sleek monk holding a nun with no clothes. The two of them are using the sky as a quilt and the earth as a bed, doing that shameful thing.
They didn't stop when they saw me and Ouyang Deyuan, but the young glamorous nun threw a wink at Ouyang Deyuan and said, "Childe, girl...... Would you like to come along? ”
My face turned red all at once. I picked up Ouyang Deyuan and turned around and left, complaining as I walked: "You...... Why didn't you say it earlier, I wouldn't have gone to watch it earlier. ”
Ouyang Deyuan also blushed and whispered: "Lady, I have already pulled you and told you not to go and see it, you have to run over to take a look." ”
While the two of us were talking, Pei Hanyi hurriedly ran over and said, "Oh no, I don't know what's going on, there is a vicious old man with a large group of people surrounding Daming Temple, and they named the abbot and said that they wanted to find the three of us." ”
I was shocked: how is it possible, we came to Daming Temple, how would they know? Did someone follow us? Who, exactly, is that?
I was just thinking about it, so Ouyang Deyuan said to Pei Hanyi: "There are many of them, and we won't be able to take much advantage of the fight, so it's better to leave here for a while." ”
"No, where we go, where they chase it, it's not a thing, if you want me to say it's better to do it directly, those minions are not my opponents at all." As soon as Pei Hanyi talked about fighting, his whole body was itchy, and he couldn't wait to find someone to accompany him to practice his hands.
"Meat buns don't know martial arts, and when we're fighting, if someone kidnaps her, it's going to be troublesome." It turned out that Ouyang Deyuan had been worried about me.
I lowered my head depressedly, thinking to myself: I already have that martial arts cheat, I must see more and practice more in the future, otherwise it will always be a burden to others, and it will be too embarrassing.
"It's not easy to leave now, the back door here has been guarded." Pei Han said embarrassedly.