Chapter 712: You Cow

Hearing the name that was familiar to all Chinese on the phone, Commissioner Zhang paused, and a strange expression appeared on his face. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"You repeat, who do you say you are?" Commissioner Zhang asked incredulously into the phone.

The chief on the phone reluctantly repeated his name again: "Comrade Zhang XX, I am XXX, it's like this, about Comrade Tang Dou......"

Commissioner Zhang directly cut off the chief's words: "Tease, you are xxx, I am still xxx, xxx will talk to me on the phone directly, who are you bluffing?" . ”

After that, Commissioner Zhang hung up the phone directly, slapped Tang Dou's mobile phone on the table, glared at Tang Dou and said, "Mr. Tang, I originally thought you were a smart person." Now I tell you very seriously that it is a very serious crime to find someone to pretend to be the head of the Central Committee. I know who your wife's uncle is, but if this incident breaks out, even your wife's uncle won't be able to save you......"

Tang Dou was already dumbfounded, and at this time, he sincerely gave a thumbs up to Commissioner Zhang, and said from the bottom of his heart: "Commissioner Zhang, you are a cow." May I ask you a more personal question? ”

Director Zhang, who was roaring and threatening, looked at the calm Tang Dou and subconsciously asked, "What questions do you want to ask?" ”

Tang Dou looked at Commissioner Zhang with admiration on his face and asked, "How did you get to the position of Commissioner of Customs?" ”

"What do you mean?" Commissioner Zhang's eyes widened.

Tang Dou sighed speechlessly, reached out to get his mobile phone back from the table, pressed the power button, and the phone was intact.

Tang Dou put away his mobile phone, leaned back comfortably on the back of the chair, and looked at Commissioner Zhang with his hands on his chest a little arrogantly, he knew that there should be a follow-up soon.

"Mr. Tang, you are too arrogant, don't think that you can be so lawless and flout the law of the country like this if you are barely a second-generation official. In response to your current attitude and performance, our customs has decided to impose a tariff fine of twice as much on the antiques you entered, and if you do not pay according to the regulations, we will take action against you for malicious tax evasion and finding someone to pretend to be the head of the central government......"

Commissioner Zhang frothed at the mouth as he spoke, and several small scabs on his face jumped up with cheers.

It's a small sample, look at me this time, I can't kill you this time, even if Qin Aiguo goes out in person, he can't suppress the matter of you finding someone to pretend to be the head of the Central Committee. This time, if I don't make you take off a layer of skin, I won't have the surname Zhang, unless you ...... Hum

At this time, the Xiao Ding sitting on the side stretched out his hand and pushed Director Zhang, who impatiently opened Xiao Ding's hand, and pointed at Tang Dou's nose across the table to continue to threaten, intimidate, and abuse.

Xiao Ding was helpless, so he pushed Commissioner Zhang again, and said, "Chief, your phone." ”

"I heard, what a noise." Commissioner Zhang couldn't bear it anymore, turned his head and roared at Xiao Ding, so frightened that Xiao Ding shrank his neck and hurriedly closed his mouth.

Commissioner Zhang glared at Tang Dou fiercely, reached out and took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and looked at the display screen with an angry face.

Xiao Ding on the side grinned, and his heart had already begun to mourn for the person who called Commissioner Zhang at this time.

Who in the entire customs does not know that Commissioner Zhang is the emperor here? The mountain here is high and the emperor is far away, the province has no right to manage customs affairs, and the brother-in-law of Commissioner Zhang is a powerful leader of the General Administration of Customs.

At this time, Commissioner Zhang saw the name flashing on the phone display screen clearly, and threw the phone up with a shake of his hand, and the whole person jumped up.

As a grassroots cadre of the Customs, Director Zhang had already stored the phone number of the Director of the General Administration of Customs in his mobile phone book, but he did not dare to make this call once.

Fortunately, Commissioner Zhang is still young, he hurriedly caught the mobile phone that was falling, and connected the phone in a panic, the expression on his face was like a Sichuan opera changing face, and instantly turned into a flattering and flattering smile: "Hello Director X, I am Zhang XX, Director of XX Customs X Port, what instructions does the Director have?" ”

The flat voice of the director of the General Administration of Customs came from the phone: "Comrade Zhang XX, regarding the customs clearance of the cultural relics carried by Comrade Tang Dou, the chief instructed to go through the formalities first to give customs clearance, and as for the issue of tariffs, it can be dealt with separately later, that's all." ”

Boom, Commissioner Zhang swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, his face instantly lost his blood, and the beads of cold sweat the size of a football smashed on the surface of his feet, he glanced at Tang Dou, who was sitting opposite the desk, and stammered into the phone and whispered: "Director, Director, is the person who called me just now really ......?"

Commissioner Zhang was fighting with two rows of teeth, and he couldn't talk anymore, he didn't know that the director of the General Administration of Customs, who was talking to him on the phone at this time, was actually not much better than him.

Just now, the director of the General Administration of Customs was reporting to the chief in the chief's office on the work of the customs, and he had just been praised and recognized by the chief, but he did not expect that in a blink of an eye, the chief was hung up by his subordinates and scolded and teased.

The chief just now deliberately wanted to give him, the director of the General Administration of Customs, a call on the issue of tariffs on cultural relics, so the chief's phone was pressed on the speakerphone, but the director of the General Administration of Customs clearly heard his subordinates scolding the chief for being funny, and there was even a more maddening, when the director of the General Administration of Customs was so frightened that he jumped up, and even the teacup on the chief's desk was knocked over, and at this moment he wanted to instantly cross in front of this commissioner Zhang and strangle him alive with his own hands.

Half a year's achievements were all ruined by your words, why didn't you hit your head to death immediately?

The director of the General Administration of Customs snorted heavily and said into the phone: "Did you understand what I just said?" ”

"Listen, listen, listen, hear."

The director of the General Administration of Customs hung up the phone in anger, looked at the calm chief opposite the desk with a trembling face, bowed his head sweatily and said: "I'm sorry chief, it's my lack of supervision over my subordinates, it's my dereliction of duty in my work, please punish the chief." ”

The chief snorted, raised his head and said calmly to the director of the General Administration of Customs: "The quality education of party members and cadres is very important, and a rat feces will spoil a pot of soup." Okay, you go back to work, as for the issue of import tariffs on cultural relics mentioned by Comrade Tang Dou, your General Administration of Customs should do a survey as soon as possible, and then discuss and show me the results. ”

"Yes," the director of the General Administration of Customs shouted at the chief.

The chief nodded, reached out and picked up a document on his desk and looked down.

The director of the General Administration of Customs grinned bitterly, he knew that it was the chief who was sending off a guest, and the chief did not stand up and deliver to the door of the office as usual, which showed that the chief was angry.

The director of the General Administration of Customs withdrew from the chief's office with a black face and closed the door gently.

Director Peng got up with a smile and looked at the director of the General Administration of Customs and said, "Director X, why did you end the conversation early?" ”

When the leaders of these departments directly under the government and the leaders of various provinces and municipalities meet with the chiefs, they do not delay any of them, and they hope to stay with the leaders for a while longer, and it is not uncommon for them to end their meetings early, but there are very few of them.

Moreover, Director Peng also knew that the chief was quite satisfied with the work achievements of the customs in the past six months, and today he called the director of the General Administration of Customs to come over, and in addition to listening to the work report, there were also some elements of praise, which was a good thing.

The director of the General Administration of Customs hurriedly shook hands with Director Peng without saying a word, and strode towards the door with his nose spitting fire.

Director Peng scratched his head for some reason.

What's going on?

Aren't the chiefs satisfied with their recent work at customs? How could this be the expression on his face? Is it because of Tang Dou's complaint? Well, let's listen to the phone call recording for a while, and listen to what kind of black things this kid Tang Dou told the chief about the customs. (To be continued.) )