When Tianshu was talking to himself, Qin Se in the back seat suddenly woke up, checked the button on his chest, and asked in surprise, "Boss, where are we?" ”

Household light trucks are the product of trucks and cars, with several seats in front and a place to load goods in the back. However, there were only Tianju, Qin Se and the controlled driver sitting in the car.

"Are you sleeping in a blur? We're going to S Town! ”

"Am I drooling?"

"It's flowing!"

"Wow...... Am I gone? ”

"Let's go, I also took pictures."

"Boss, you're already a harasser." Qin Se sat down precariously.

"Hey!" The heavenly wound who was playing tricks on Qin Se smiled slightly.

"That...... What about Iron Fang? ”

"I can't sit in the car, I'm in the back compartment."

Qin Se turned his face and saw a huge figure from the back window, where Iron Fang was sitting and chewing his teething stick while staring up at the sky blankly.

"That road is blocked, and we might have to take a detour a little bit now."

"Boss, you're a first-order, right?"

"Of course!"

"There's one thing I don't understand, with your strength, do you have to worry about anything? Why be so cautious? ”

"Relying on one's own strength to do anything will cause unnecessary trouble, I have lived with humans for a long time, although these things are as weak as ants, but they are also as tenacious as ants. My purpose is to make humanity face up to our existence, but patience is needed before the plan begins, and it is not my way to act blindly. So caution is necessary. Got it? ”

"I'll sleep a little longer, and call me when I get to S Town."

"Ah, you woman!"

"Thanks, Boss!"

Tiansheng sighed, looked out the window, and said to himself angrily and funny: "If I knew this, I would have taken a picture of it when you were gone!" ”

……

When you register, you need an ID card, and Lu Su's ID card is no problem, and from a human point of view, he is a completely innocent graduate. Of course, Chu Qianque is no problem.

Unexpectedly, Jin Duan actually had an ID card, and after fluently reporting to the waiter, she noticed Lu Su's surprised gaze and whispered, "Gu Zhi helped me get it." ”

"Oh!"

Lu Su suddenly felt that someone was pulling the hem of his clothes, turned around, and saw Worm Ting said with a confused face: "I don't have that number......"

"ID card?"

"Uh......"

The waiter noticed the conversation between the two and cast an interrogating gaze here, and Jin Duan suddenly grabbed Worm Ting, pressed her shoulders and said, "My sister! She doesn't have an ID card. ”

"Sister?" The waiter said unexpectedly.

"Isn't it like?"

The waiter looked at it, and although the hairstyles and clothing styles were completely different, the faces of the two were almost carved out of the same mold.

"I see!" The waiter politely said, "Then register your name." ”

"Worm Ting."

"Worm Ting?"

"Bug bug!"

Worm Ting glared at her indignantly, and Jin Duan still had a cheerful smile that didn't care.

The old man's ID card is what Lu Su cares about, and when he slowly reads out the number, Lu Su glances at the computer screen, his name is Wu Tengyan, but the date of birth is 1930.

Sure enough, it's fake.

"Old man, did you have an ID card hundreds of years ago?"

"Nope! But there is a deed, and I change it every fifty years. ”

After the registration was completed, the waiter asked Lu Su how many rooms he wanted, Lu Su thought about it, three men and two women, obviously two rooms are the best, but will Jin Duan and Worm Ting fight if they live together?

"Three!" Chu Qianque said.

"Good!"

"Brother Chu, three?"

Chu Qianque smiled and said, "You and Sister Jin are in one room, the old man is in the other, and I am ...... and I."

"No...... Don't, absolutely not! Worm Ting protested loudly.

In the end, Lu Su Chu Qianque also had an old man, Insect Ting and Jin Duan, and when he got the key, Lu Su also told Jin Duan: "Don't fight!" ”

"No, it won't!" Jin Duan smiled confidently, "If she dares to offend me, I'll beat her to death first!" ”

"Forget it, I'd better separate you."

"Just kidding!"

The room was on the fifth floor, and the two rooms were next to each other, and when the door was opened on the other side of the brocade, the two of them exclaimed together. The old man said, "I have never seen the world, and I am really a child." ”

"Yes!"

"This way, please!" The waiter opened the door, and Lu Su and the old man froze together, how luxurious this is! With thick carpets on the floor, unique art paintings on the walls, sunlight streaming in from the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, and a small wine cabinet in the room, all sorts of things are arranged in an orderly and relaxed manner, which is both luxurious and comfortable, and it is absolutely impossible to imagine this atmosphere without seeing it with your own eyes. What does the legendary five-star hotel look like?

"Are there any special services?"

The surprise of the two was brought back to reality by an ambiguous word, and Chu Qianque was asking the waiter.

"Ah, that ......" waiter was a young girl, who was crimson by this question, probably because she had received professional training from the hotel, so she didn't say "no" directly, but said politely: "Sir, we provide free breakfast, luggage delivery, tourist attraction introduction and other services." ”

"Don't play dumb, I'm talking about that ......"

Lu Su covered Chu Qianque's mouth, and said to the waiter with a smile: "Thank you for your hard work, please go back!" ”

"Say goodbye, you can make an internal call if necessary!"

"What is the number of special services?" Chu Qianque, who was covered in his mouth, said inarticulately.

"Okay, goodbye!"

Seeing off the waiter, Lu Su said, "Brother Chu, do you dare to be more lewd?" ”

"Nothing, this!"

"Nothing?"

Although he usually knew that Chu Qianque was a playboy, Lu Su had never touched Chu Qianque's side at all.

"How can the hotel not have special services, it just so happens that the three of us live together!"

"You usually live like this?"

"That's right! Henry helped me find it, I didn't find it myself. ”

"Forget it, don't say anything about you."

The old man squatted there to study the refrigerator, opened it and closed it for a while, and muttered with a serious face: "The lights inside are always on, is the electricity bill also ours?" ”

"Well, the lights inside aren't always on!" Lu Su explained that this product had not used a refrigerator. He walked up and pressed a switch on the inside of the refrigerator door, and the light went out.

"Oh, I see!" The old man no longer opened and closed the door of the electrical box, but played with the switch inside.

There are a lot of things in the Xiaoice box, there is bread, sushi, salad, cheese, and coffee and cola, and I have stayed in a better hotel before, at most I put a little instant noodles and drinks in the house.

Lu Su took out a Coke and drank it, and the old man suddenly turned his face: "Take the refrigerator away when you leave!" ”

"You're stealing! Impossible, they will check. ”

"It's easy to do, you can just copy one and put it here...... The TV is also taken away, can the sofa be moved? ”

"I refuse!"

"Useless boy, then I'll drink it all!"

"Drinks are extra money, aren't they?"

"It's not mine anyway."

“……”

Chu Qianque seems to often live in this kind of place, he took a shower first, changed into pajamas, held a glass of wine in his hand, and lay on the bed to watch TV leisurely.

After not sleeping all night, Lu Su was already extremely sleepy, he went into the bathroom and took a shower, ready to go to bed.

When he came out, Chu Qianque was lying on the bed, and a waiter was giving him a pedicure, and he asked the waiter with a flirtatious face: "How old are you, do you have a boyfriend?" ”

As a result, the waiter buried his blushing face even lower.

Sure enough, I still found a special service!

The old man was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, with various drinks and wines on the table in front of him, and was studying the cocktail with a serious face.

"Taste?" The old man grinned and raised his glass, the liquid in it looked rather suspicious.

"Excuse me...... You haven't used the refrigerator, how do you know about cocktails? ”

"What I saw on TV!"

He took a sip of his own wine, frowned, and poured it into the pot next to him. This move surprised Lu Su.

There were two beds in the room, Lu Su lay down on the other bed, and as soon as he lay down in the soft bed, sleepiness hit his brain, and he fell asleep without even turning over.

When I woke up again, it was dusk, the room was silent, the sunset was shining through the floor-to-ceiling windows, and the unlit room was gilded with a soft honey color.

It's a rare calm, it's been a long time since I've gotten out of bed so easily! Lu Su stretched his waist and thought gratefully.

It was a strange ball floating in front of him, and then he saw the old man laughing and slapping the ball off the table. Noticing that Lu Su was up, he stopped there, holding the ball in his hand: "Awake?" ”

"Yes! What about Brother Chu? ”

"This guy is disgusting, laughed at the computer all afternoon, then ran away and took your card away."

"What are you doing?"

"It was said that 'I went to find my own second spring'......"

“……”

Lu Su changed the topic: "What is the ball you are holding?" ”

"I blew the smoke into this little plastic sleeve and it turned into a ball!"

If you look closely, it is actually a condom, which has been stuffed with tobacco fat by the old man and has become full of elasticity. If you look closely, there are a lot of old man's works scattered in the room, and it seems that the old man has been tossing for a long time this day.

Lu Su slapped his forehead: "You used a condom?" ”

"What is a condom?"

Lu Su explained, the old man suddenly realized, Lu Su said: "Old man, do you dare to be a little more obscene?" The two of us men used up all the condoms of others, and we understood how embarrassing it was for the waiter to find out! ”

"I'll just say it's all for you, what's embarrassing about me!" The old man smirked.

Wouldn't it be more embarrassing for you to use it all for me...... Lu Suqiang endured it and didn't spit out this sentence.

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