017 I'll squirt you to death with a mouthful of salt soda

Qin Wanyan never imagined that just after she went downstairs to turn on the water, her good roommate He Xiaohan would actually make such a prank, and while she was away, she used her account to send a marriage notice! Embarrassment......

"He Xiaohan! What are What_are_you_ doing? Qin Wanyan imitated the strange tone of the mantra of a well-known super brother in the men's group and asked her good roommate, if Lin Xiaoxiao and Zhang Nan hadn't left, they would definitely laugh.

As soon as he saw Qin Wanyan's crazy little appearance, He Xiaohan leaned forward and leaned back happily, and slapped the table continuously: "O(∩_∩)O hahaha~~ Look at how good I am to you, and help you send a marriage notice, when the time comes, hook up with a male god to take you to play, I can also worry less about snacks!" ”

He Xiaohan laughed heartlessly, but Qin Wanyan was heartbroken in pain! =。 =

Why has she been incognito and low-key for so long? Isn't it because she is thin-skinned and afraid of being embarrassed! She finally broke free from the incident of provoking the enemy and subduing the great god and the mirror washing incident, and now she is being pulled into another pit.

"He Xiaohan! Who told you that I'm getting married in the game? You've been up for eight lifetimes! ”

"Oh, Anla, Anla, Wanyan", He Xiaohan hurriedly got up to comfort her, "It's just a game, it's just for entertainment, and I don't really want you to go out on a blind date, why don't you get married, what are you afraid of, in the future, multiple boys will accompany us to play a copy together, isn't it good?" It's a serious thing to look at your message bar! ”

As soon as Xiao Han said this, Qin Wanyan didn't bother to reason with her (ˉ▽ ̄~) ~~, and hurriedly opened the private chat channel, and sure enough, she saw a lot of vulgar players who teased/teased her chatting with him privately, and there were many scumbags who had laughed at her through the speaker.

Qin Wanyan was going to ignore it and continue to concentrate on making a copy of her shouting, but a message suddenly flashed over, and she couldn't wait to light up her titanium alloy dog eyes:

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: Sister, let me marry you, the dowry is the ultimate skill book of the nurse!

Milk! Mother! End! Level! Skill! Yes! Book!!!

"I'm not mistaken! The gun gods are all here to hook me up! Qin Wanyan couldn't wait to jump up, and pulled He Xiaohan over to let her see, "Look at you, the ultimate skill book, this Xuanyuan headwind is either brainless or stupid......"

"You're stupid!" He Xiaohan flicked on her forehead, and her forehead immediately turned red.

"Shhh...... If you are lighter, you will die. Qin Wanyan let out a hysterical scream.

"Will die O(∩_∩)O haha~"

“……”

Looking at Xuanyuan's headwind in the private chat window, Qin Wanyan's heart couldn't be calm for a long time.

[Private chat] What do you say to [Xuanyuan Headwind]: Gun God, are you kidding?

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: I'm not kidding. See for yourself.

[Private chat] what do you say to [Xuanyuan Headwind]: Really give it to me??

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: It really can't be true!

Qin Wanyan couldn't help but click on the link of the skill book, this is a group blood skill, how many times has she followed her good roommate Lotus Leaf, or hoe He, and the husband and wife mixed field team at noon to brush up on the Dream Trek copy, how many times have she fought bloodily to get the boss of the last level, but this group blood book never came to her pocket, and she was going to vomit blood when she brushed it.

[Private Chat] What do you say to [Xuanyuan Headwind]: Happiness came too suddenly. (contemplative)

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: Just agreed?

[Private Chat] What do you think about [Xuanyuan Headwind]: Let me think about it......

[Private chat] [Xuanyuan Headwind] said to you: Okay.

Just a "good" word, the gun god has no more text, Qin Wanyan feels that the atmosphere between herself and the gun god is unprecedentedly embarrassing, and she herself doesn't know what to say. After shouting five and six copies, she drove Hua Kaiyan straight to the Jingshi warehouse, saved the money, and was about to go to the field to dig herbs, when she saw a prompt box pop up on the screen:

[System]: Player [Xuanyuan Headwind] requests to trade with you, agree/reject?

Qin Wanyan clicked "agree".

Xuanyuan Adverse Wind almost didn't think about it, and directly gave the group blood skill book [Heavenly Rain] to Hua Kaiyanran, and then didn't say anything, and rode away on the stone man mount that pulled the wind.

Hua Kaiyan stood in place, her black hair fluttering in the warm wind, and a pair of big smart eyes were looking into the distance, which was the direction of the spear god Xuanyuan......

The little heart is pounding, and there is wood! The world of the great god is really incomprehensible to ordinary people, such a precious skill book, he didn't even blink his eyes and said that he would give it away. What's more, I haven't promised to marry him yet!

"Xiaohan~~"

"What?"

"The Spear God just proposed to me."

"Nani??"

"The spear god gave me a copy of the rain from heaven."

"Your uncle, tell me quickly, how do you decide to thank me?" He Xiaohan's smiling eyes narrowed into a slit.

"I'll squirt you to death with a sip of salt soda!"

“……”

When it was almost half past nine, Lin Xiaoxiao and Zhang Nan had already returned from the library, and by the way, they brought some supper, planning to "treat" the two in the dormitory, so as not to continue to jump for Zhang Nan to touch the network cable.

Facts have proved that these two have already been full of "Gun God Marriage Proposal Incident" in their minds, and they have long left the stubble of the network disconnection out of the clouds.

The four girls gathered around the small square table and began to eliminate the delicious supper, eating one by one with oily lips and chatting while eating.

Lin smiled and said, "It's Saturday tomorrow, let's go out to the mall together, I'm almost out of clothes." ”

He Xiaohan looked up and down at Lin Xiaoxiao, who was always the most decently dressed, with a look of disdain: "You will also have no clothes to wear?" Come on! If you want to go shopping, you go, I won't go. ”

"Are you going to the gym tomorrow morning?" Qin Wanyan asked.

"How do you know?" He Xiaohan glanced at Qin Wanyan, a little frightened, "Wow, you can do it, I just messed with the great god for a night, and my IQ was suddenly raised by several levels." ”

"How can there be~~" Qin Wanyan smiled, "When I went to look for you at noon, I heard a meeting of the senior officials of your sports department say, is there going to be a ball game again?" ”

"Hmm", He Xiaohan nodded again and again, "This time it hasn't been decided whether it will be a basketball game or a football game, anyway, I only know that it is specially held for senior students, and the theme is related to the graduation season."

As soon as they heard the topic of ball games, Lin Xiaoxiao and Zhang Nan were not interested, they rarely paid attention to sports, and although Qin Wanyan was not so enthusiastic, at least in the past four years, she had been pulled by her friend He Xiaohan to watch many school games, and she didn't feel disgusted.

After a while, the conversation shifted to the new batch of freshmen.

Chatting and chatting, Qin Wanyan felt sleepy, and when the other three demons were still talking there, she climbed into bed and went to sleep.

So, the cruel consequence of going to bed too early on Friday night was that she woke up naturally on Saturday morning when there was no class! And at half past five she didn't even feel sleepy!

and thou shalt not live.