Chapter 187: Recreation and Being Recreational
Hu Hai chased after him at this point, and Xiao Han had no choice but to ask: "Has the little boy eaten?" If you haven't eaten, you're here to deal with it? ”
Hu Hai shook his head, he only got up in the middle of the morning, and he was still full.
Xiao Han had no choice but to say: "If you have something to say, and it's inconvenient to say it here, then go to the door first and wait for a while, Xiao Han will tell the master." ”
Hu Hai thought for a while and went out.
Xiao Han didn't just say hello, she sat down, picked up the bowl of rice and ate it seriously. Hu Hai is so entangled, she doesn't know when it will end, she can't let herself have an accident.
Seeing this scene, I was shocked to forgive myself and complain.
Hu Hai looked for Xiao Han, but instead made Xiao Han complain, and now Xiao Gongzi asked her to wait outside the door, what does this matter?
Isn't she the one of the eldest prince? Why is it so casual with the little boy? Could it be that she has the eldest and youngest sons like that?
The two looked at each other for a moment, snickering vaguely.
Bu Yun was a little unhappy when he looked at them, and their circle really had to be cleaned up, or it would ruin the reputation of all the warlocks.
Xianyu couldn't help frowning.
Buyun asked softly, "Sir, what do you see?" ”
Xianyu shook his head and said nothing, Bu Yun smiled, and didn't ask. They are angry in this line of work, and they may not say everything when they see it, and the size still has to be grasped by themselves.
In fact, what Xianyu saw was Xiao Han's offensive and defensive awareness in his words and actions, while Hu Hai seemed to be casual and affectionate, but he was actually a little heartfelt.
Isn't the normal relationship between people one attacking and one defending? Why are these two like this?
Can't figure it out......
Xiao Han came out with Hu Hai, and Han Sanchun also chased him out.
Hu Hai looked at Han Sanchun helplessly, with his eldest brother Fusu in the middle, what could he do to Xiaohan? Don't even dare to touch a finger!
These people who have eaten too much and have nothing to do!
Xiao Han asked, "Shall we go back to the store?" ”
Hu Hai said: "I want my sister to go to the house with me, is my sister willing?" ”
Xiao Han shook his head and said, "My identity can't be climbed!" Let's go, go back to the store. ”
Horseback riding for horseback, riding for car.
opened the store, and Han Sanchun went to light a fire. Although it was spring, there was still some chill in the house, and it was just enough to have a small handful of firewood.
Xiao Han asked: "Didn't the little boy go to the barracks to be the commander?" Why did you come back so soon? ”
Hu Hai shook his head and sighed and said, "Ahem, don't mention it, I let them practice to death." This injured leg was swollen like a waist two days ago, and at that time I thought, can I still see you, sister? ”
Xiao Han made these words tremble, and didn't answer his words.
Hu Hai said again: "Isn't this coming back for sick leave? No matter how hard we work, we have to cherish the flesh and blood given by our father, don't you say? ”
Xiao Han nodded and said, "Yes, stay in the green mountains, don't worry about running out of firewood." ”
"However, lying down every day is really annoying, and I feel that I have wasted my time, which makes people feel guilty."
Xiao Han was trembling again, God, even he understands guilt!
"So, Hu Hai came to find my sister. My sister is a genius, and she will definitely be able to find something interesting for Hu Hai to do. ”
Xiao Han smiled and said, "Don't say that Xiao Han is not a genius, he is a genius, and he is also doing strenuous and boring work every day." You see you guys have a lot of fun playing mahjong, but thinking about the rules of mahjong makes me lose sleep all night. Don't you think the house is cold now, as soon as Sanchun comes in, he will hold the firewood and let the smoke smoke, so how can there be those things in the world that the little boy said? ”
Hu Hai rolled his eyes and said, "Sister, you're bored, listening to your tone is like my mother, I finally endured the pain in my body to find you, you actually sent me away with this sentence, how can you bear it?" ”
Sanchun was also trembling when he heard it, even his own brother didn't talk like this, right?
Xiao Han simply didn't squeak, looking at the flickering firelight, she thought, what are you going to do tonight? Fusu has been back to the mansion for two days, and Ding Man said that he would come back today.
"Sister, you are perfunctory to me, my heart hurts, ah, ah, ah......!" Hu Hai beat his chest exaggeratedly and howled.
Xiao Han and Sanchun both laughed, and the two girls laughed so hard that Hu Hai couldn't pretend anymore.
"Hmph, a guy with no conscience, he knows how to laugh, and he doesn't know how to help me find a way."
Xiao Han looked at this neuropathy and thought, how can I cure him?
She asked leisurely: "Little boy, to be honest, are you too bored to use us as material?" ”
Hu Hai smiled and didn't say anything.
Xiao Han said: "A man of your age, in my hometown, will do a lot of interesting and exciting things, I don't know if the little boy is willing?" ”
Hu Hai perked up, pricked up his ears, and asked, "Isn't it scary?" ”
Xiao Han said: "There can also be, but there are many different ways to play besides that. ”
"How to play?" Hu Hai was quite eager.
"Bungee jumping, rock climbing, streaking, meditating at the crossroads, calling a whole bunch of people to flash up ......."
"Huh? Let's go into details. Hu Hai raised his eyebrows excitedly.
"Forget it, I can't say it, if you play and have an accident, your teacher Zhao will come to me for trouble."
"No, if you don't say it, you have to explain it, or I'll be a scoundrel today, don't close the door of your store today, let's live here today!"
Sanchun pouted, he was still a scoundrel today, and he didn't know he was a scoundrel before.
"Okay," Xiao Han sighed helplessly, stood up, found a cup with a handle, and cut a piece of yarn. She tied the yarn to the handle of the cup and said, "Let's talk about bungee jumping first, everyone who comes back alive says that they love life very much after jumping and feel that every day of life is beautiful." ”
"How can this work? I just think every day is boring, sister, how the hell do they get it? ”
Xiao Han pointed to the cup and said, "Look, this cup is like a human body, find a very strong rattan, tie it around your waist, stand on a high cliff, the other end of the rope can be tied to a big tree, and then jump down like this," as she spoke, the cup in her hand fell down.
"Look, it's swinging around here nicely, but it's not broken. Think about it, how much courage it took to jump down just now, how exciting it was to swing around here, and there was an abyss around you! There may be a mountain wind, there may be birds just scratching your scalp. Then, swinging and settling, someone pulled him up above. ”
Hu Hai opened his mouth wide in the play, this is really not an ordinary excitement!
Miharu also grabbed the firewood in surprise and did not move.
"Smack", the cup fell.
All three were taken aback. The yarn somehow opened.
"Sister, is it dead?"
Xiao Han nodded and said, "Some people die, but those who survive cherish life from now on." Some people are bored and want to commit suicide, so their families take him to experience it, and as a result, he never wants to commit suicide again. ”
"No, sister, this one is too dangerous, you can talk about the next one."
Xiao Han squatted down, put away the debris on the ground, and put it on the table with a bang, Hu Hai was so frightened that he ducked back, as if it was a broken limb.
"Alright then, let's talk about the next one, streaking."
"Sister, running naked is stripping and running, right? Hehe, if I take it off, do you dare to see it? Hu Hai smiled evilly.
Miharu blushed and turned to wipe the chessboard on the shelf.
Xiao Han "sneered" in his heart, grandma's, the hair hasn't grown yet, playing hooligan with her sister?
She said casually: "Actually, the little boy thinks too much." People originally came and walked naked. Who hasn't seen a human body? may have stripped naked, only to find that the rich and poor are actually external packaging, without this packaging, everyone is the same. So, there are some people in my hometown, in order to make everyone pay more attention to their inner cultivation, they strip themselves naked and run around the streets. These people live quite self-consciously, quite chic and happy. ”
Hu Hai has another pig expression, Sister Xiaohan's hometown is really exciting!
"Little boy, do you want to try it?"
Hu Hai looked constipated. Can he try it in his capacity?
Xiao Han said: "If you want to try, you can wear a mask, in fact, people live, the more you think about it, the more aggrieved you are, don't you say?" ”
Hu Hai nodded, he just thought too much, that's why he lived so aggrieved.
"So Childe is going to try? Let's say okay, if you really plan to try, I'll tell your teacher Zhao and let him know that I'm just telling you at your request that you are an adult, and you still have the idea yourself. ”
Hu Hai waved his hand and said dissatisfiedly: "Why do you have to do anything with him?" He is him, I am me, and he is not my father, so how afraid do you think I am of him? ”
Xiao Han nodded, showed an approving smile, and said, "Also, you are an adult, you are still a thoughtful and decisive adult, you can't listen to others for everything." Actually, you shouldn't listen to all of my words. ”
Hu Hai nodded. It's a pleasant thing to hear.
Xiao Han turned around and took out half of the sweater from the cabinet, which was for Xiuxin.
Sanchun didn't have anything to clean up, and she also took out half of her sweater, which was for his little nephew.
The two knitted sweaters head to head, without saying a word, and Hu Hai sat and sat angry. This is to give him a face!
"Hey, I said, sister, you can't treat me like this, why don't I call you sister? I've found out that your ideas are dangerous and ridiculous for a long time, aren't you making fun of me? ”
Xiao Han smiled and said, "I'll just say, Xiao Gongzi is not a stupid person." Didn't Childe come over today to kill boredom with Xiaohan? Now that the boredom has passed, what difference does it make if we say what we don't say? ”
Hu Hairang blocked back. The time just now was indeed interesting. It's much better to talk to her than to talk to the pigs at home.
It's a pity that it's cheaper boss!
But if you leave now, what do you do when you go home?
Isn't it still boring?
Thinking of this, he said curtly, "Sister, you think of me too lowly. How could I kill boredom with you? Am I not sincerely asking you? You see, I respect you as a sister, and I don't bother to call them so many sisters myself. ”
Xiao Han smiled slightly, this is to start the second round of boring drive mode. Well, my sister will give you a high-end one.
"Little boy, actually, it's not a problem that you love to play, but others don't understand you and don't know how much wisdom there is in playing."
Hu Hai thought it was true, a person like him was not discovered, it was really a tyrannical thing.
"I think of a game that you can play in a way that will change their perception of you."
Hu Hai became excited, "What, sister, you say!" ”
"Of course, the children of the royal family should know a lot of knowledge, or how to help the emperor deal with state affairs in the future. So, Childe can try to play in this regard. ”
"Huh? Do you want me to find an official position? I'm interested in this, but I'm afraid they don't trust me to do it well. ”
Xiao Han shook his head and said, "It's not an official, it's just a game, and you can experience the way of governing the country from the game." ”
Hu Hai nodded solemnly, this is the biggest harvest he got here today, his father and Mr. Zhao Gao said, play less, make less trouble, learn more, look at the views of Sister Xiaohan, and experience the way of governing the country from the game, what an advanced educational concept this is! Isn't this tailor-made for me?
Genius really needs another genius to discover!
"Sister, you say, what to do, I'll listen to you!"
"Good!" Xiao Han said, "We can play like this. If there is a god in the world, we call it the god of the world, he has to manage a lot of mundane things in the world, population, fields, war, peace, spring planting and autumn harvest, disease control, canals and road construction, ......, in short, he has to worry about many things, then if you want to exercise this kind of thinking and ability, you have to play this human god. ”
Hu Hai responded excitedly: "Isn't that the same as my father?" ”
Xiao Han nodded and said, "It's okay if the little boy is willing to understand it this way." In fact, the chief magistrate of every place did these things. ”
"So how do you act?"
Xiao Han said: "You need some people to cooperate with you. For example, those who are in charge of farmland, livestock, the army, the market merchants, and the teachers and students of the school. To test the ability and talent of the human gods to deal with problems comprehensively, these actors in charge of various fields will come up with practical problems in their own fields, and you will deal with them. For example, the army said that they did not have enough clothing, weapons, and food, and the merchants in charge of the market said that the mountains and rivers were blocked, and the transportation was not smooth, and they did not have so much supply capacity. The people in charge of the fields say that a lot of their labor force has been taken away to fight, and the harvest of the fields has declined, so what do you do, God on earth? ”
Hu Hai shrank back, what should I do? What did my father do?
Xiao Han said: "The gods of the world deal with the affairs of the world, but the natural world has the laws of the natural world, and its operation is not controlled by the gods of the world, so we find someone to play the god of nature." ”
Hu Hai asked cautiously, "Then what is he going to do?" ”
Xiao Han said: "Of course, the god of nature is in charge of nature. He would say to the gods of earth, "There has been an earthquake, there has been a flood, there has been a pestilence, there has been a drought." To be specific, he will say that the Wei River has been diverted and may flow into the palace of the Six Kingdoms, what do you say? The mountain has collapsed, threatening the Xianyang Palace, what do you think of the gods of the world? The plague is spreading from Sanchuan County to Xianyang step by step, you can get an idea! ”
Hu Hai's mind was in chaos, what should he do?
Sanchun doesn't knit sweaters anymore, if this really happens, there's no way, right? But you can't wait for death together, right?
Xiao Han looked at Hu Hai's reaction and sneered in his heart, my sister just made fun of you, didn't you send it to the door yourself?
"Little boy, you are a god in the world, you have a great responsibility, you have to find some people to investigate some actual data or situations with you first, or you can't play the level."
Hu Hai shook his head, Mom, Zhao Gao just asked me to write "persuasion", you are more ruthless than Zhao Gao!
High standard, how high is that, can I reach it?
Well, it's time to go, the boredom is over anyway, and it's not worth the trip!
Thinking of this, Hu Hai put on a serious face and said, "Sister, Hu Hai will seriously consider the advice you give, and I will definitely play a show to impress me." ”
"Okay, little boy, I wish you all the best of luck!"