Chapter 65: What is Wing Chun and Can You Eat It?
Wang Shi and Liu Yang's two children's shoes are exchanging heat, and the two Lori, who are also eager to ask for advice, are dumbfounded, no matter how the two interject, the topic is always what the two of them are talking about, can this still play happily??!!
The answer is no.
So, with his hands around his chest, the two Lori's cheeks bulged, and they walked back to their chairs in a huff and sat down.
"Yo, what's wrong, our two hosts are actually angry?" Lin Jie, who was slowly nibbling on the cake in his hand, couldn't help but laugh when he saw the appearance of the two Lori.
"Hmph, Liu Yang is too good, he has occupied Brother Shi alone, Ziyue and I can't interject a word if we want to." Zhang Xilu Xiao Lori was indignant about this, and Zhuo Xiao Lori on the side also nodded, echoing a few times, yes, yes, it seems that she is also very resentful, and Lin Jie laughed dumbly.
"Hmph, Lin Jie, you're still laughing, it's too provoking!" Seeing that Lin Jie couldn't help but laugh after hearing what the two of them said, Zhuo Xiaololi was angry, jumped off the chair, and "attacked" Lin Jie with her teeth and claws.
"Ah, okay, okay, I'm not smiling, don't come here, I'm still eating cake." Seeing that the situation was not good, Lin Jie decisively raised his hands, disarmed and surrendered,
Seeing Lin Jie's surrender, Zhuo Xiaololi's flickering big eyes showed a satisfied look, her hands wrapped around her chest, and she sat back in her place triumphantly, muttering something in her mouth, "That's right" and "The nest is really powerful" and other words, because of the close distance, all these words floated into Lin Jie's ears word for word, looking at a serious little Lori, Lin Jie almost couldn't hold back and laughed again.
In order to divert the attention of the two Lori, Lin Jie decided to share his story about kung fu with the two Lori, although we haven't practiced, but we can't stand the story, so the two Lori gathered around Lin Jie and listened to Lin Jie tell the story of the past.
"It is said that during the Republic of China, in Foshan, Guangdong, there was a master of Wing Chun, and his name was Ip Man."
"I have a question, what was it during the Republic of China!" Zhang Xilu, who had just finished listening to a sentence, was dumbfounded, and hurriedly asked Lin Jie about his doubts,
"During the Republic of China, uh, how to say it, it started to be counted in 1912, forget it, I don't understand what I told you, just remember that it is a time." Lin Jie, who was too lazy to explain, waved his hand to dispel Zhang Xilu's little Lori's doubts, took a sip of cream, moistened his throat, and was about to continue the lecture, when Zhuo Xiaololi's question came again.
"I also have questions, what is Wing Chun and can I eat it?" Tilting her head and holding her fingers in her mouth, Zhuo Xiao Lori asked suspiciously.
..................... "Your Wing Chun is eaten............
Rubbing his temples, Lin Jie felt that it was a mistake to tell a story, not only to spend time on brain cells to organize language, but also to make a cameo appearance as a teacher from time to time to clean up the literacy of the two little Lori, so as not to let the two Loli listen to the clouds.
After dying of n piles of brain cells, Lin Jie finally explained to the two Lori where Guangdong is, where Foshan is, why it is called Foshan, is it because there are many, many Buddhas there, what is Wing Chun, who is Ip Man, why does he play Wing Chun, won't he run away, etc., Lin Jie regretted it,
I'm full and have nothing to do, what to tell them about Ip Man, what Wing Chun to talk about!
"Well, in a sense, you're well fed." By ran out again and angrily brushed the existential undisciplined system.
"This Ip Man is a master of Wing Chun, and he is very prestigious in Foshan, but he is low-key and has a bit of tracheitis..............."
"Ahem, is that really good?" by once again ran out of the system of brushing the sense of presence.
It's noisy, shut up.
Silently despised the system in his heart, Lin Jie began to run the train with his mouth full, from Jinshan to the problem of the city's appearance rectification in Foshan, from Ip Man to the issue of equal status between men and women, for a while, Lin Jie's little pot friend, who was extremely "knowledgeable", got the unanimous praise of the four little beans.
Yes, the four little beans, Wang Shi and Liu Yang also joined the ranks of listening to the story after the exchange, obediently moved a chair to Lin Jie's side, and sat down to listen to the "Big Touch" lecture.
The fathers who were still planning to continue to enjoy the performance couldn't sit still, why did they all gather together, the script is not like this!
One by one, the puzzled eyes flew to Lin Niantian's body, Lin Niantian shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and signaled that he didn't know what was going on, several fathers glanced at each other suspiciously, looking at the four little beans who were obediently students, the five fathers decided to temporarily change the script, and walked next to the five little beans one by one, intending to listen to what Lin Jie was talking about.
"This Jinshan is looking for it, it's just a person who has nothing to do and causes trouble everywhere, look at it, he doesn't want to look for a safe and stable job, but he wants to play what kind of fists and feet, just play, I don't know how to respect the old and love the young, and run around the martial arts hall to fight the master," said, Lin Jie's face also showed a look of contempt, and a few little beans nodded cooperatively,
"That's right, that's right."
"Then, Jin Shan, who doesn't respect the old and loves the young, is too arrogant, but after winning one or two people, he shouted that Lao Tzu was the best in the world, and then someone informed Ye Man that he had tracheitis,"
"The nest in the back knows, the nest in the back knows!" Hearing this, Zhuo Xiaololi raised her hand excitedly,
"It must be the one who has tracheitis in the back who made that little gold fart and pee, right!"
Ip Man who has tracheitis? Goldie?
Emi Tofu, Master Ye, it wasn't me who imposed a disease called tracheitis on you, it's not my fault, it's not my fault.
Constantly chattering in his heart, Lin Jie nodded at the excited Zhuo Xiaololi with some ulterior purpose,
"Haha, Xilu, Xilu, Wochai is right!" patted Zhang Xilu's shoulder excitedly, and Zhuo Xiaololi laughed excitedly.
"Haha, Niantian, where did you see this son," Zhuo Zhixing, who was laughing, kept patting Lin Niantian's shoulder,
"You can't have taught him, right?"
"you." gave Zhuo Zhixing a big white eye, Lin Niantian touched his chin with a little stubble, and looked at Lin Jie, who was talking eloquently to a few little beans, with a slightly helpless expression, but the smile in the corner of his eyes couldn't be hidden.
walked to Lin Jie's side, picked up Lin Jie, who was still running the train with his mouth full, and landed on Lin Jie's face with a little stubble, making Lin Jie roll his eyes.
"Children, Lin Jie's story is finished, next, let my uncle tell you, okay?"
"Uncle, do you know the uncle who has tracheitis as well as Lin Jie?" Blinking her big eyes, Zhuo Xiao Lori asked curiously.
"Of course, but what my uncle will tell you next is not this uncle, but another very powerful uncle, the name of that uncle, called Linghu Chong."
Lin Jie, who was held in Lin Niantian's arms, couldn't help but roll his eyes again,
I don't know what's going on in this world, there are Jin Yong, there are Liang Yusheng, but there is no Gu Long and Wen Ruian, ask the system, and be despised by the system,
Lin Jie still remembers the bright big characters,
"How about a parallel world?"
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