293.Double Fat Fighting Commander (1st Bullet)
It's a pity that the legs of the fat cats are too short, they can't run fast, and the mattress is soft, and it is a small nest when you step on it, so that the second fat man runs and falls down again without two steps, and rolls to the commander like a ball.
Seeing the furball rolling, the little parrot stopped combing its feathers, it looked at the hairy ball in amazement, raised its paws and scratched at it, and muttered: "Ah, what bird?" ”
The second fat was worried that the little parrot was scared away, but the other party sent it to the door, and he was immediately overjoyed, and quickly waved his paws to catch the little parrot in his arms.
The little parrot was startled and flapped its wings and quickly took off.
Although the second fat grabbed its claws, its weight was too small, and the military commander absorbed the lord's energy every day, and his strength was very great, so he flew up with it!
At this moment, the second fat person was cowardly, and he turned his head to see that he was getting farther and farther away from the mattress, so frightened that he quickly let go of his claws, and 'baw' fell on the bed all of a sudden, and was bounced high by the soft mattress.
And Da Fat is still walking catwalks, and it seems that the process is more important to it than the result.
Lao Wang didn't know what to say, and the big fat action was fast, and he couldn't say that he could really catch the commander by working together, but he missed the opportunity.
But the second fat bounced up and then fell and smashed on it, so the big fat was angry, and pushed away the second fat who smashed on the body and turned around with a claw!
It's a pity that the little short legs can't reach it......
Lao Wang wanted to get up to wash and exercise, so he found a piece of clothing with a pocket on his chest, a big fat left and two fat on the right, and a little fat cat on his chest.
He was woken up a little early, the sky hadn't lit up yet, but when he looked at the time, he was surprised, it was six o'clock in the morning, and it was supposed to be bright, was it cloudy?
I turned on the weather forecast on my mobile phone and saw that it was really, there was a light rain today, and the sky outside was gloomy, not bright. Not long after seeing the weather, it began to rain in the sky.
There were still some clothes drying in the outer courtyard, and Lao Wang hurriedly packed them back.
After a while, the others woke up one after another, and he saw little Hani walking out wearing only big pants, and knew that he was going to get the sun-dried clothes and pants, so he said, "Don't go out, your pants are already wet......"
Hearing his words, Xiao Hani's face was full of embarrassment, and he twisted Nini and said, "That, last night I dreamed of a beautiful girl with a great figure, so I got my pants wet with a little excitement." ”
"I found out that it was too late when it rained, and your clothes and pants were all soaked, but not very wet, and they would dry out later. By the way, what do you say? Lao Wang asked in surprise.
Little Hani: "......"
Bartier Jr., who was next to him, said: "Little Harney said he dreamed of a beautiful girl last night and got his pants wet......"
Little Hani turned around and slapped the young president's head: "Shet, just talk too much!" ”
In the early spring, light raindrops began to fall, and after this rain came, the grassland suddenly became green, as if the weeds were still yellow before the rain, and they grew young leaves when it rained.
The birth flowers on the side of the road are even more vibrant, most of the flowers are open, red, yellow, white, blue and even purple, all kinds of flowers compete for beauty, the spring breeze blows, the petals flutter, and the magnificent sea of flowers appears!
When Lao Wang went to work, he saw many cars parked in the open space of the town, and cars were also parked on the roadside in the distance, and some people were enjoying the flowers and taking pictures in the drizzle.
The female painter Barbara was also in the rain, Anderson held an umbrella for her, she sat in front of a red wild twist, looked intently at these small pink flowers, and the brush in her hand rustled on the drawing paper, drawing the figure of these small flowers.
Anderson saw Wang, he smiled and beckoned, and then signaled that his wife was painting and that he could not say hello.
Lao Wang nodded, and took Zhuang Ding and the queen into the office building, because he was worried that the big fat and the second fat would stay at home and continue to fight, so he took them to the town together.
Maybe because of the unfamiliar environment, the big fat and the second fat are a lot more honest, one left and one right lying in front of his computer, and the stomach makes a 'gurgling' sound, like two mascots.
At noon, he received a call from Brother A's Qingyang, across the world, Brother A was in a high-pitched mood: "Lao Wang, I'm almost done here, and the immigration materials have been submitted to the embassy." ”
Wang Bo said: "This is slow enough." ”
Brother A said helplessly: "No way, my grandfather is an old revolutionary, and he disagrees when he hears that I want to immigrate, saying that I will go to work for foreign devils after college." ”
In the current Internet discourse, Brother A is the third generation of red, but he is not a descendant of high-ranking officials, and many people in his family are in the system, but they do not have a high official position.
Na Qingyang's grandfather was a veteran of the Korean War, and he was transferred to the county armed forces department because of his injury. His father is a deputy director-level cadre of the city's agricultural bureau, and his second uncle is a clerk of another county's investment promotion office, and his official positions are average.
That's why Qingyang is so interested in politics, so he has to take the civil service exam after graduating from college, and this path was planned by his family for him.
On the phone, Brother A kept complaining, saying that his grandfather was a little Alzheimer's and refused to let him go abroad, thinking that he had to stay in China to shine for the construction of the four modernizations of the motherland after studying in college.
Lao Wang asked, "Then how did you convince him that the old man would let you go abroad?" ”
Brother A said: "I can only lie to him, I lied to him that he went abroad to do business, he knew that foreign land ownership can be purchased, so I said that I will buy foreign land if I make money in business, and one day I will buy all the land in New Zealand, so that New Zealand will become our Chinese overseas territory." ”
"Did he believe it?"
"Not only did I believe it, but I even took out the private money that I kept for my daughter-in-law, saying that I would give up my small family for everyone at this time, and let me buy more land in New Zealand!"
He was on the phone here, and the commander flew in, it flew in the rain, and when he entered the house, he flapped his wings in annoyance, and scolded: "Ahh ”
The big fat and the fat two fat, who were originally acting as mascots, suddenly lit up when they saw the little parrot, and they all stuck out their tongues and licked their lips, you chased me and rushed towards the military commander.
The commander was startled, flapped his wings and quickly flew up.
Unfortunately, its feathers are stained with too much rainwater, and the parrot does not have grease on the surface of its feathers like ducks and geese, and its feathers, like chicken feathers, will become heavy when they are stained with too much water, and the take-off speed will be slower.
The big fat and the fat and the little short legs couldn't run fast, but because the commander was very close to the two of them, the brothers finally jumped up and pounced on it at once.
The commander fluttered his wings in horror, pulled his neck and shouted desperately: "Ah, ah, king, someone has caught your bird!" Ah, catch you birds! ”
Lao Wang didn't care about talking to Brother A on the phone again, and quickly hung up after saying a word, and came up and dragged the fat cat brother aside, and finally rescued the general. (To be continued.) )