Chapter 166: The First Tribulation
On the way home, Zhou Yiyi glanced at the sleepy Lin Biqi beside him and said, "Sleepy!" ”
"Well, it's okay." Lin Biqi rubbed her eyes, probably drinking and making trouble: "My head is a little dizzy." ”
"Let you drink less, you have to drink." Monday Yi said helplessly: "Go home and sleep well, and try to drink as little as possible in the future." ”
"Brother, don't you like girls who drink?" Lin Biqi asked in a low voice.
"It's okay to drink a little once in a while, such as white wine, red wine, and rice wine, it's good for the body to taste it, but it's a bit annoying to drink for the sake of drinking, and you drink too much when you drink it." Monday said.
"Oh." Lin Biqi rubbed her temples and said, "Brother, then I won't drink in the future." ”
"Don't say that." Monday: "Didn't I say that! It's good for your body to taste it, so don't drink it all the time. ”
"Hmm." Lin Biqi pursed her lips and smiled: "Brother, you are so good." ”
"What do you mean about that?" Monday smiled and said, "How am I okay?" ”
"Anything." Lin Biqi smiled, with a flush on her face after drinking, and her smile was full of wine, "My brother and Sister Yinghua are very compatible, if I change someone else, I still want to fight, but that person is Sister Yinghua, and I don't have a temper at all." ”
"Don't say that." Monday: "Yinghua has Yinghua's good, you also have your good, waiting for you to ......"
Bang -
"Ah!!h
There was a violent vibration, Monday and Lin Biqi's bodies shook, Monday hurriedly stepped on the brakes, opened the car door and rushed down, and yelled at the Porsche behind: "How do you drive!" ”
At this time, the bumper behind the Panda car was bent on Monday, and the front bumper of a black Porsche sports car was also deformed three or four meters away, but fortunately, the people in the car looked fine.
"Huh?" A drunken young man walked out of the Porsche. Seeing Zhou Yi, who came forward to question, he glanced at the panda car in front of him again, and took out five brand-new red old man heads from the car with a disdainful face, and threw them on the ground: "Compensation for you, take it and change it to a new one!" ”
Monday was amused and sneered: "I'm fine." What will you do if something happens to me? Paying for your life? ”
"Mental damage fee, huh!" The drunken young man took five old men's heads and threw them on the ground: "A total of 100,000, it's enough!" ”
"Pick up the money." Monday said in a deep voice.
"How, don't?" The drunken young man squatted on the ground and picked up 100,000 yuan, saying, "You don't want it yourself, it's not that I don't give it!" ”
"......" It's the first time I've met such a person on Monday, let's say he's easy to talk to! But throwing money on the ground is obviously disrespectful to people, but it can be said that he is arrogant! He looked very talkative again, what a weirdo.
"I don't want your money either. Don't try to calm things down, I think this matter will be handled by the police, and the police will have the final say. "Monday one.
"Police?" The drunk young man suddenly shuddered, and the wine was a little sober: "No, you can't call the police, I drank alcohol, and points will be deducted for drunk driving." ”
“……”
The drunken young man hurriedly pulled out five stacks of old man's heads from the car, a total of 150,000 in a handbag. Said: "Dude, I just had a bad attitude. I'm not right, you take this money to repair the car, and then buy some nutrients to replenish the body, I think this matter is settled, what do you think? ”
“……”
Seeing the drunken young man currying favor and even with a hint of begging, Monday took it with a handbag. Said a word: "Weirdos." Then he got back in the car and drove away.
"Brother, go slowly, don't send it." The drunken young man hurriedly waved hello, as if he had seen off the plague god, and breathed a sigh of relief. But his eyes regained a little clarity, and he turned his head to look at his surroundings, his face full of confusion: "Why am I here?" ”
"Oh my God! My car! …… Oh, my God! Where is my 150,000 cash!? ”
On a certain highway, there were bursts of screams, which made passers-by look sideways frequently.
"Brother, are you alright?" Lin Biqi didn't get out of the car the whole time, it was the first time she encountered this kind of thing, she didn't know what to do, and she saw that Monday seemed to be very ideal, and she got 150,000 yuan in compensation in a few words, can she get so much compensation if she is hit by a car now? She wanted to buy a seven-handed Alto and try her luck on the street.
"It's fine." Zhou Yiyi shook his head, and he didn't know what to say: "When I meet a second goods, I can't get angry even if I want to." ”
Lin Biqi smiled and said, "I saw it too, that person is so funny." ”
"I also drank too much." Zhou Yi frowned: "It's the New Year, but I encountered this kind of thing." ”
"It's alright! 150,000 can buy three pandas! Lin Biqi smiled: "Brother, shall we go repair the car now?" ”
"Go ahead!" Monday Yi sighed: "Fortunately, it's just that the bumper is deformed, just change the bumper." ”
When chatting with Lin Biqi on Monday, in the system space, the fairy sister smiled slightly: "The first calamity has passed. ”
sighed lightly: "There are still 89 small calamities, 3 major calamities, I hope to survive." ”
On Monday, I spent more than 1,000 to replace the new bumper in a 4S store, and it didn't take much time before and after, and it was less than four o'clock when I got home.
Monday was helpless, took off her clothes, took off her shoes, covered her with a quilt, and saw that it was still early for dinner, so she went to the living room to call and chat with Long Yinghua.
Long Yinghua is still attending the New Year's party in the family at this time, and now she is a little idle, but she will continue to participate in the unity meeting of the Long family in the evening, and when she is asked how she feels on Monday, Long Yinghua has two words: "Bored." ”
All right! Monday is also quite boring now, the chaos trick can't be cultivated, the cultivation has reached the peak, and there is no chaos trick energy, the cultivation ability can't be used, and now his only strength is Taijiquan, these few months Monday morning and evening will practice Taijiquan, I feel that the physical state is getting better and better, but I don't know how good it is.
Because he knew that the chaos trick and cultivation were really powerful, he didn't attach much importance to the cultivation of Taijiquan on Monday, and it was all about exercising.
After talking to Long Yinghua on the phone, thinking of the flowers and plants in the villa, he called Qin Haiyun again on Monday and asked how the flowers and plants in the villa were doing? And how about Xiaoxue, who stayed in the villa to watch the house?
Qin Haiyun said that the flowers and plants had been taken care of, and Xiaoxue's rice bowl was also full of food. Don't look at Xiaoxue's current size like a domestic cat, but the amount of food is no worse than that of a tiger, he can eat four or five catties of meat in one meal, at least twelve catties of meat a day, and the meal money spent on it every day on Monday and Monday alone is hundreds of yuan, so calculated. Spending tens of thousands of dollars a year on food costs on it.
Raising a snow leopard is really much more expensive than raising a dog.
However, Xiaoxue is indeed a good hand at housekeeping, before the Chinese New Year, because thieves also have to celebrate the New Year, so the local thieves in Tianjing have also begun to be active, stealing cars, stealing bags, burglary, roadblocks and robberies, abound. Monday's villa is very high-end, so it was also visited by a thief, but the thief was unlucky, met the idle and boring Xiaoxue, and was directly scratched by Xiaoxue's face full of flowers, and the screams attracted the security guards of the community, and then this unlucky thief entered the bureau, and it is estimated that he will not be able to go home for the New Year this year.
There are a lot of cameras in the complex. On Monday, the surroundings of this villa were monitored, so the picture of Xiaoxue fighting the gangsters was also filmed. During this time, the security guards of the community were not good at the 'ocelot' raised on Monday, such a small size, but such a big person scratched the peach blossoms on his face, it was too strong.
I had the intention of inviting a reporter to make a report, but after consulting Zhou Yiyi and Long Yinghua's attitude, I gave up.
Joke. Monday and Long Yinghua living together is a secret between the two, how can they be disturbed by reporters! However, after they learned about Xiaoxue's great achievements, they liked Xiaoxue even more.
It's a snow leopard that is good to serve, can sell cute, and can also take care of the family. Who doesn't like it.
After talking to Qin Haiyun on the phone, when I saw that it was already five o'clock on Monday, I called my parents and asked them when they would come back? But Zhou Dingyuan and Li Wanhua gave Zhou Yiyi a very unexpected answer, the two planned to find the second spring again, and they were going to the hotel to spend a romantic night tonight, so they won't go back today.
This made Zhou Yihao stunned for a while, but he expressed support for his parents' approach, the old couple gave him all their time and care for the first nineteen years, and he didn't want anything, and now that he has recovered his health, the two of them should think more about themselves, but what about Ma Fangfang?
"Aunt Ma, where are you?" Monday called her.
"At home!" Ma Fangfang said: "Yiyi, where are you and Biqi?" ”
"We're back, too." Monday: "Biki and I went to a class reunion at noon, drank a little too much, and fell asleep!" Aunt Ma, my parents are not at home today, come over and eat together in the evening! ”
"I know they're not home." Ma Fangfang laughed and said: "Your parents are old trees with new branches, but they can be regarded as boiling out, compared with them, I will ...... your aunt"
"Let's not talk about that." Monday quickly stopped a sentence, there is no need to say such an unhappy thing for the New Year: "Aunt Ma, come over quickly!" I'm going to stir-fry two dishes, and we'll eat them together in the evening. ”
"Oh, well! I'll go over it. ”
hung up the phone, went to the kitchen on Monday, Ma Fangfang came over after a while, said hello to Monday, went to the bedroom to take a look, saw Lin Biqi sleeping Zhengxiang, did not wake her up, closed the door and went to the kitchen to help.
"It's not much, you go watch TV for a while, and eat for a while." Monday pushed Ma Fangfang out.
Ma Fangfang smiled: "Then the aunt is waiting to eat." ”
"Okay, just wait and eat."
Considering that Lin Biqi drank wine and would definitely feel uncomfortable in her stomach after waking up, she deliberately boiled some light rice porridge on Monday, fried two new dishes, and heated up the rest of the morning meal, which was enough for three people to eat.
Just after six o'clock, a meal was brought to the table on Monday, Ma Fangfang also went to the bedroom to ask Lin Biqi to get up and eat, Lin Biqi didn't drink a lot, slept for two hours, was in much better spirits, smelled the fragrance of the food, and her stomach growled, so it was convenient to go to the toilet, wash up a little, and sit at the dining table.
"Becky, drink some porridge first to warm your stomach." On Monday, a bowl of rice porridge was brought to Lin Biqi: "How do you feel now?" ”
"A little thirsty, a little hungry." Lin Biqi took the rice porridge, rubbed her stomach and said.
"Hehe, drink it!" Monday smiled and served another bowl to Ma Fangfang and himself, because the New Year's food was a little greasy, plus the hot leftovers had a lot of meat, so Monday's dinner was mainly light, fried a scrambled egg with tomatoes, plus a sour and hot potato shreds, and cut a small plate of pickles, which made Ma Fangfang and Lin Biqi have a great appetite.
"Alas!" Halfway through the meal, Ma Fangfang suddenly sighed.
"What's wrong?" Monday asked, "Well, what are you sighing for?" ”
"I'm a pity!" Ma Fangfang was in a very lost mood: "Yiyi, do you know how much your aunt wants you to be your son-in-law?" ”
"Uh......"
"Mom, what are you talking about!" Lin Biqi said coquettishly: "I said that Sister Yinghua and my brother are very compatible, so don't always think about it." ”
"Alas! Mom, it's a pity! Ma Fangfang sighed again and again: "Your brother is such a good boy, there is no second one in the world, if he becomes my son-in-law, how good it would be!" ”
"Mom, are you finished?" Lin Biqi didn't like to listen to it: "I am now close to my brother, even if my brother is half a son, he is not much better than his son-in-law." ”
"Can that be the same?" Ma Fangfang glared at her: "No matter how good my brother is, you have to marry as a sister, and you can rely on your brother for a lifetime?" But if you marry Yiyi, I don't have to worry about my son-in-law in the future. ”
"Mom, my brother has a girlfriend, what are you talking about!" Lin Biqi said impatiently: "Sister Yinghua is better than me in everything, and my brother likes her too, even if you say that the sky is broken, what can you do?" Don't bother yourself, okay? ”
Ma Fangfang shook her head and sighed, the atmosphere seemed even more embarrassing.
Monday coughed dryly and said: "Aunt Ma, don't worry, if Biqi is looking for a partner in the future, I will definitely give her a good check, and with the relationship between our two families, even if your son-in-law doesn't care about you in the future, I will definitely have to give you a pension for the end, and after a while, we will move the villa, and you will live there for a lifetime." ”
"Still talking one by one." Ma Fangfang smiled and said, "This is what you said, then Auntie will rely on you for the rest of your life?" ”
"No problem!" Monday smiled and said: "If Biki gets married in the future, I will get a sports car for her as a dowry, and see if that man dares to look down on us." ”
Ma Fangfang chuckled, sandwiched a piece of meat for Zhou Yi, and said: "You just have this heart, the sports car is not practical, and it will depreciate if it changes hands, so it is better to give Biqi a house!" Even if it does not increase in value, it can maintain its value. ”
"Mom!" Lin Biqi was coquettish and angry, when she met such a cheeky mother, she was so ashamed that she had no face to see anyone.
Monday is also speechless, this Aunt Ma is really blatant! I don't treat myself as an outsider. (To be continued......)
PS: Thanks to 'Qiao Qin' for tipping 20 starting coins, and thanks to 'sam~tang' for rewarding 200 starting coins.