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Hearing the man's rough voice, Ling Yang smiled and walked towards the grass house. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info accidentally kicked a tweeter at his feet, and there was a recorded advertisement coming out of the loudspeaker, which was nothing more than the purchase of an old refrigerator color TV and a discarded gas canister, which was actually broadcast in Mandarin, Korean and English.

Ling Yang picked up the electric horn, turned off the switch on it, and instantly felt that this guy who collected rags was very high-end and atmospheric: this is to make the great cause of collecting rags a rhythm for the whole world!

Pushing open the door wrapped in foam board, a hot smell greeted you.

The room was damp, littered with metal debris and old newspapers, and a civet cat was lazily lying on a pile of newspapers, playing with a ball of yarn with its two front paws. The room was full of sour and rotten smell, and he was disgusting, Ling Yang pinched his nose, poked his head into the inner room, and said angrily: "Excuse me, is Feng Sisi at home?" ”

A black-faced man with a scruffy beard was sitting cross-legged on the kang table drinking, and when he saw Ling Yang's thief's head and brain, he snorted in a thick voice: "Here, something to say." ”

Ling Yang lifted the cigarettes and alcohol in his hand, shook it in front of the big man, and then walked to the side of the kang and sat down on the edge of the kang with familiarity. When Dahan saw the wine bottle in Ling Yang's hand, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he reached out a hand across the table and carried the liquor over.

couldn't wait to unscrew the cap of the bottle, the big man couldn't even wait to pour it into the cup, and killed half of the bottle directly at the bottle mouth hall, and then muttered dissatisfiedly: "The winery of the old grain bureau is getting more and more foolish, and I don't know how much industrial alcohol is mixed into it, and my eyes hurt when I drink it!" ”

Ling Yang was dumbfounded, and tentatively handed over the cigarette: "You smoke a cigarette and rest, you have to drink the wine slowly, or it won't hurt your body." ”

Although the big man said that the wine was not good, he still poured the remaining half bottle into his stomach, and then he picked up the chopsticks, picked up the noodles in the big bowl in front of him, stuffed them into his mouth three or two times, and ate a bunch of braised eggs and a thick ham sausage, and then patted his belly contentedly and rested against the smoky black wall.

Dahan casually dragged a bare small broom from the kang head, folded off a thin stick to pick his teeth, squinted his eyes and said: "Life is in the world, live so hard, isn't it just to add a braised egg and ham sausage to the instant noodles!" ”

Ling Yang was stunned by Dahan's actions, his mind went blank, and he even forgot the purpose of his visit this time. After a while, Ling Yang came to his senses, bit his finger and said, "That, that, I want to find, find Feng Sisi......"

The big man glanced at Ling Yang: "You kid came from the wrong way, you didn't come to me to sell scrap, but to smoke and drink, give me a gift for this poor stick." Say, what the hell do you want to do? ”

Ling Yang collapsed and said, "I've said it several times, I'm looking for Feng Sisi......"

"I'm Feng Sisi!" Dahan casually threw a toothpick on the table: "What are you looking for me?" ”

"You, it's Feng Sisi?" Ling Yang's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "Feng Sisi, is it a man?" ”

Dahan suddenly became furious, jumped up all of a sudden, pointed at the tip of Ling Yang's nose and scolded: "Damn, why can't a man be called Feng Sisi, who stipulates that a man can't be called Feng Sisi?" Lao Tzu has been called this name since the day he was born! You also asked, and he also asked, what's the matter, do you want to force Lao Tzu to death? ”

The big man was furious, jumping and jumping on the kang like a madman. Ling Yang was so frightened that he shrank back, and secretly complained in his heart that Li Hongsleeve was unreliable: what kind of special outsider is obviously a poor mental illness!

Dahan was jumping around on the kang, Ling Yang finally saw the appearance of Dahan clearly, this guy's upper body is the same as a normal person, but the two legs are particularly short, completely disproportionate to the body, and from the knee down, the calf is bent into an O-shape with a large arc, which looks similar to the symptoms of congenital hypoplasia, no wonder he is so irritable and sensitive.

It wasn't until Dahan's mood stabilized a little that Ling Yang leaned forward in a cower, and said in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing, please Feng ...... Big brother, don't be surprised......"

Feng Sisi saw that Ling Yang's gaze was always lingering on his legs, and half of his face had short whiskers like steel needles standing up, scratching his messy hair like a chicken nest frantically, baring out two big scorched yellow teeth, and roaring angrily: "What do you see, what is there to fuck?" Lao Tzu was born with short legs, but he was born to walk, not for you to make fun of! Lao Tzu collects rags, picks up waste, and eats with strength, Lao Tzu owes no one, and he doesn't have to look at other people's faces! Get out of here! Get the hell out of here now! ”

Ling Yang was frightened by the gaffe Feng Sisi, and his back was tightly pressed against the wall, so as not to slip to the ground: "Brother, don't get excited, I don't mean to look down on you." Your legs are short, and mine is not long......"

"Get out!" Feng Sisi was hoarse, picked up a plate, and smashed it towards Ling Yang: "If you don't roll again, Lao Tzu will break your dog's leg!" ”

Ling Yang turned his head to dodge, and the plate shattered against the wall, but there were still broken porcelain pieces, cutting a small wound on Ling Yang's ear.

Ling Yang really couldn't, so he had to pull a red line on his neck, pull it out, and roared at Feng Sisi: "Brother, don't worry, what do you think this is?" ”

Feng Sisi stared at the huge eyeballs, looked at it carefully, and suddenly picked up the broom on the kang surface again, and threw it at Ling Yang vigorously: "Little, take a broken button and let me see something, I'll kill you!" ”

Ling Yang hurriedly dodged the oncoming broom, only to realize that he had taken the wrong thing and pulled out the button containing the poison. Hurriedly changed a red rope and held the jade pendant carved with Pixiu in the palm of his hand: "Brother, don't be excited, brother, what do you think this is?" ”

Feng Sisi had already jumped to the edge of the kang, kicked off a mop pole, and rushed towards Ling Yang with a wave. Suddenly, I saw the jade talisman held in Ling Yang's palm, and the sunlight reflected in the window, shining on Pixiu's body, which was even more brilliant and lifelike.

The mop pole raised high in Feng Sisi's hand suddenly stopped in mid-air, the expression on his face changed rapidly, and finally he trembled his lips and said: "Dragon, Dragon Gate Fu, it's really Longmen Fu!" You, you're ......"

A minute later, Feng Sisi had already sat down calmly, and after checking the authenticity, he held the jade talisman in both hands and respectfully handed it back to Ling Yang, only then did he open the remaining bottle of liquor, and poured two large bowls, one of which was placed in front of Ling Yang, and took out a glass bottle from under the table, unscrewed the cap, and a strong smell of stinky tofu came out, almost choking Ling Yang to vomit on the spot.

Feng Sisi pushed the leftover instant noodle soup he ate in front of Ling Yang, and said boldly: "My brother is poor, there is nothing to entertain you, stinky tofu as a dish, plus this soup, let's talk about it." Come, brother do it first as a respect! ”

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