The smell of the New Year has become weaker and weaker, and there are only some sparse traces on the street to prove that this "year" has just left, and when I was a child, I felt miserable at this time, because not only did I have to rush my homework, but I was about to go back to school that hell on earth.

For the current Lu Su, the impression is mediocre, the difference between the new year and the new year is that Chu Qianque moved back to live again, but he still came to eat every day, and walked around the Chu Mansion and the house where they lived.

The day's meals were very rich, including home-cooked tofu, fried carrots with fungus (this dish is very palatable, but very nutritious, the old man wanted), garlic beef, fried shrimp and fish head soup.

While eating, Chu Qianque suddenly picked up a piece of tofu: "Insect princess, can I eat your tofu?" ”

Worm Tingleng said: "Eat!" Why ask me. ”

"Then everyone can eat your tofu?"

"Everyone can eat it."

Chu Qianque and Lu Su snickered below, and Lu Su picked up a piece of fungus: "Hey, can I eat your fungus?" ”

"Why do you ask me, eat."

The two then laughed, and Lu Su said again, "Can I lick it?" ”

"It's disgusting, lick it...... It's disgusting! ”

The two of them were about to die of laughter, and the people at the table looked at them in amazement.

"Are you two having a convulsion?" Jin Duan asked angrily.

"No, no, just a joke." Lu Su covered up the past.

At this time, Long Kui put down his chopsticks and whispered a few words to Jinduan, listening to her eyebrows raised, and patted the chopsticks: "You two sluts, don't eat it, come over to me!" ”

"Sister Jin, my plot is relatively light."

"Stop talking nonsense, come and kneel on the washboard for me. This time the scoundrel also knelt! ”

The puzzled old man and Worm Ting watched the two leave, and Worm Ting stuck out her tongue in fright: "Grandpa, don't eat fungus and tofu, otherwise you will be punished for kneeling." ”

"Got it! What's wrong with the Bone Maiden today? The old man hurriedly brought the tofu in the bowl to the Longkui bowl.

"What a big idiot." Long Kui said with a smile.

"You're scolding me again."

"How do you know I'm scolding you, big idiot!"

When Jin Duan came back after disposing of the two, Lu Su was teaching Chu Qianque his experience: "When you kneel, you support the ground with your hands, and the center of gravity is shifted to your hands, and the pressure of your legs on the washboard is not so great, you see, it's much more comfortable." ”

"It's really comfortable, Brother Lu is really experienced."

The disc that rescued the empty awakening Chu Qianque was looking for someone to make it, and the words at the end let Lu Su say that the first time he sat in front of the camera and spoke, Lu Su was really nervous, although he had memorized good lines, but the recorded effect was very poor.

Jin Duan said: "There is no passion at all, if I see it, I will definitely think that you are lying to me!" ”

"You're good to come, then."

I was so excited to replace it with Jinduan, and I actually stood up in the middle of speaking, and shouted angrily: "These shameless human beings have imprisoned the Master of Void Awakening for twenty years, and we want to eradicate these pests from this world!" Arise, fellow men, it is time for us to rebel against this world! ”

"If you had joined the revolution, you would have become a hero!" Lu Su said.

"Awesome."

"Am I complimenting you?"

This one obviously doesn't work either.

In terms of Insect Ting's own requirements, let her try it too, she memorized the lines very smoothly, passionate and organized, and her face was easy to believe, and the effect was outstanding! But halfway through the recording, she suddenly asked, "Brother scoundrel, who are you going to show this?" ”

"All over the world!" Chu Qianque said.

"Ahh Insect Ting covered her mouth in fright, "Is my toothbrush clean?" ”

As a result, Worm Ting became stammering and couldn't even remember her lines, and several people regretted that her video was stopped, but they had to be invalidated. …,

Chu Qianque's appearance was too frivolous, the old man was too gloomy, and Long Kui was too young to be convincing.

"Words don't have an impact, right?" Lu Su said.

"Do you have the power to impact?" Jin Xuan said.

"Let's make it and take a look, with a little passionate music, the effect will not be bad."

Chu Qianque found a professional post-production staff to do it, and after finishing it, he also stuffed a large amount of hush money, and saw the picture accompanied by passionate music, "It's time to reveal the truth!" "Several people were satisfied.

The transcribed Blu-ray disc enters the production process, and in about a month it will be released, appearing in the demon bazaars in each city, and then being seen by the same kind.

The agreed time was half a year later, and Lu Su added some normative things, such as the fact that this demonstration did not allow provocations and attacks against the same kind.

What a spectacular image it would be for the demons who couldn't unite to stand together, and when I think about it, this time it's really a big thing! And when the demon slayer sees so many demons gathered together, he will be scared to pee his pants...... The advantage of the demonstration is that no matter how afraid and dissatisfied the other side is, there is no excuse to drive away by force, after all, this side is all human weapons that are not afraid of swords and guns, and who is afraid of whom!

Lu Su really wanted to know what kind of person Master Kongjue would be, a majestic and brave grandmaster, or an amiable master. The three people in the Five Demon Venerables, the Wise Man, the Jin Duan, and the Void Jue, have all been seen in different ways in their lifetimes, and it is not enough for this cowhide to blow until the birth of their grandson.

I'm looking forward to half a year later, but for now, let's live and wait steadily.

Long Kui's poisonous tongue is becoming more and more apparent, except for Jin Duan, who only scolds her in private for "airport", "shrew" and the like, everyone else scolds her in person, and Worm Ting has to listen to it more than a dozen times a day, "Big idiot!" "The fool with walnuts in his head!" This kind of talk.

"Long Kui, you are not Long Kui, you are a poisonous dragon!" Lu Su said.

"You are the poisonous dragon, you give poisonous dragons to others every day!"

"Uh, you know that?"

"Humph!" It's scary for a child to know this.

If this continues, sooner or later he will become a hooligan or worse, and become a wave (the author is obviously referring to the long-tongued man who was beaten to death last time), but I didn't expect that it was Worm Ting who corrected his bad problem.

One day, Long Kui said arrogantly: "Big idiot, serve me food." ”

Worm Ting took out a small notebook and recorded it, then took the bowl and served it to him.

"Big idiot, what are you writing? Is your brain so stupid that you can't remember your name? ”

"No, it's something else." She made another note.

At night, Insect Ting suddenly called him: "Little friend, come here." ”

"What's the matter, big idiot?"

"There's fun, it's fun."

Long Kui entered the house, and a few minutes later...... There was a crying cry and a cry of grabbing the ground, Lu Su went in to see that Long Kui was tied up into a dumpling and thrown on the bed, and Worm Ting was dancing with a nunchuck and spanking his ass one by one.

"Big idiot, big idiot!"

"Two more times, you called me a total today......" took out his notebook and glanced at it, "Thirty-two!" ”

"Big idiot!"

"Thirty-three!"

"Wow, don't dare."

"That's not going to work, I've got to finish it! Oh pour! ”

Lu Su was stunned to see her finish repairing Long Kui, put the nunchucks into her clothes, and said for a long time: "The nunchucks dance so well." ”

"Awesome!" She patted her chest, "I still have a hook and sickle on me, and the next time he swears, I won't use a stick." ”

"Does the hook and sickle pierce the ass?"

"Prick the ass, pull JJ!"

"It's scary!"

Being repaired like this, Long Kui really behaved a lot, but the resentment in his stomach would occasionally show a little, such as suddenly calling Worm Ting, "Sister Bai." ”…,

"My surname is Worm!"

But no matter what, he still became obedient, and his poisonous tongue was much more restrained.

……

"We're here!"

Between the mountains in the northwest, there are traces of mountain faults, which are fault zones in the earth's crust and are prone to geological activity. At this moment, the place where Liu Mengyuan and Wan Rongbing are standing is a volcanic crater, and it is an active volcano emitting black smoke.

Wan Rongbing was carrying four knives on his back, of course, all wrapped in cloth, and there was a man in a black hood behind the two, carrying a big burden on his back, judging from his respectful attitude, it was obvious that he was a person who obeyed Liu Mengyuan's orders.

"Senpai, why did we come to this place, do you want to throw four knives into it?"

"How is it possible, we are here to refine them into keys."

"Do you have to be here?"

"Follow me!"

It is unbelievable that there is a snake path under the crater, which is dug in the crater, and who would carve a passage here, these sulfur gases are deadly to ordinary people. Wan Rongbing, who was a little unbearable, hurriedly put on a gas mask, and the person behind him also put it on.

The smoke here is so dense that you can't see the scene below, except for the sound of magma tumbling below, like a large pot of curry boiling...... If you stumble and fall, you will immediately turn to ashes, Wan Rongbing thought nervously.

Liu Mengyuan walked in front silently, and walked along this spiraling downward road for a while, and a stone cave chiseled into the inner wall of the volcano appeared, and the three of them entered it, and the stone cave had been smoked black because of the erosion of sulfur gas for many years, and it was full of the smell of rotten eggs.

"Senior, where is this?" Through the gas mask, Wan Rongbing asked in a humming voice.

"Volcano!"

"I ...... I know. Wan Rongbing couldn't cry or laugh, "Do we have to come here to refine the key?" ”

"Hey, hey!" The person behind the two who laughed, the one who hadn't spoken all the way, said, "Little brother, you don't know where this is." ”

"Huh?"

"What is here, to be exact!"

Liu Mengyuan walked to the side of the crater and said to the thick smoke that covered the sky, "This is a refining furnace!" ”

"Refining furnace?" He couldn't understand it for a moment.

Liu Mengyuan turned around, and the excitement on his face could not be concealed: "This volcano is a refining furnace!" ”