Chapter 4 Wei Chunhua, the champion of sexual affairs
Chapter 4 Sexual Affair Champion Wei Chunhua
The eldest young master paced around the room, and I covered my mouth with my hands to keep myself from laughing. "Master, won't you call me just to let me watch you walk around, I'm the reddest girl in Wanhualou." Wei Chunhua twisted her bucket waist and said coquettishly.
"Haha, you're talking about twenty years ago, right?" I really can't help it, seeing that her age is not forty but thirty-five or sixteen, it is better to ask her to accompany that distinguished guest, it is better to call Aunt Fang directly.
"Really...... I don't know what the people below are doing, how to find a ......" The eldest young master pointed at Wei Chunhua, and he couldn't say anything angry.
"What do you mean, who in the capital doesn't know my sexual affairs champion Wei Chunhua, I want to come out at the age of twelve, it's been thirty years, and no one has ever been dissatisfied, who doesn't give me a thumbs up when it comes to this line!" While talking about the powder falling down her old face, I was angry and funny to watch.
"Young Master, while there is still time, you hurry up and find a smart, clever and charming one, otherwise this drama will have to be smashed at night."
"I've never been to a brothel, and I don't know how to choose ......**." He sat down in his chair and looked a little deflated.
"You can't trust the old lady, let me tell you, from eight to eighty years old, I Wei Chunhua can handle it, and ensure that he is comfortable and can't stop!" She twisted to the eldest young master's side, and shook the fragrant silk scarf of the dead man around his face.
"It's better to ...... Let her try. I said half-truthfully.
"Do you want our house to be raided?" The eldest young master stared into my eyes and said seriously.
"So serious? Well, when I didn't say. I had no choice but to turn to Wei Chunhua and say, "Aunt Chunhua, are you still seventeen or eighteen years old in Wanhualou, a little girl who is smart and smart?" ”
I pushed the eldest young master to give him a look, and he immediately understood, and took out a big gold ingot from his body and put it on the table.
"Haha, yes, of course there is, we have all kinds of girls in Wanhualou, hehe, as long as it is a rich uncle, we will serve how we want." She grabbed the gold ingots at once, as if she had seen her own son.
"Hurry up and go back and bring ten over, I will choose one by one, and our eldest young master will have another reward after the matter is completed!" After I finished speaking, I waved my hand to her, Wei Chunhua looked at the eldest young master, the eldest young master nodded, and she went back with a big grin.
"Young Master, how expensive is your distinguished guest?" I pretended to say it casually.
He was annoyed, and without thinking too much, he blurted out: "Your Majesty." ”
"What! You...... Do you dare to fool the emperor? How many heads do you have? "My mouth is about to fall off in surprise, I haven't even had a chance to meet Prince Lu, now it's okay, I'm fooling the emperor with the eldest young master. I touched my neck, and suddenly I felt a cold wind blowing.
"Young Master, let's forget it now that we still have time, let's give up that confidant, our heads matter!" I begged him almost with a dead face.
"No, no, I can't be so selfish, meat bun...... I really can't rest assured of the others, so why don't you go and accompany him. As soon as he finished speaking, he looked at my round face, smiled wryly and said, "Hehe, when I didn't say anything." ”
I'm depressed, this kid clearly looks down on me, what's wrong with my dots, I'm round and I'm glorious!
We were struggling with it, and we saw that Wei Chunhua brought in ten women with flowers and branches, all of them were really peach blossom faces, willow eyebrows, and willow waists, which made people itch all over their bodies at first sight.
"Hey, you old woman, you have these good goods, why don't you take them out earlier, it's a waste of time!" I glanced at Wei Chunhua, pushed her away, and took a good look at the ten beauties.
"What's your name?" I sat on the stool and asked when I was tired, the eldest young master turned his head unaccustomedly, I smiled, what an uninformed man, I thought that my tavern was next door to a brothel, but I had seen everything since I was a child.
"Hehe, my name is Orchid" "I'm Plum Blossom." "Chrysanthemum." "Hee-hee, I'm a peony" "Hehe, my name is Peony." "I'm ......" a few women chirped crookedly, and the words were so lively.
The woman standing at the end had an outstanding temperament, and said unhurriedly: "The slave family is the little white lotus." ”
As soon as I heard this, I immediately slapped the table hard: "That's it!" ”
The eldest young master looked at her left and right and nodded: "This figure and face are really a little similar, not bad, not bad." ”
"You all go back first, young master, give a reward."
The eldest young master generously took out a pile of broken silver and gave it to them, leaving only the little white lotus.
I pulled her and told her everything about asking her to pretend to be Li Mengluo, and told her that if this thing came to pass, I would let the eldest young master help her redeem herself and let her live freely.
She is really smart, she can understand everything, her mind is delicate, and her mouth is sweet.
"Hehe, don't worry, I, Li Mengluo, will definitely handle this matter properly." The little white lotus smiled charmingly.
"Hehe, good!" The eldest young master's heart finally fell to the ground.
That night, the eldest young master sent the little white lotus to see the emperor, and the emperor really lost his soul when he saw her, not to mention whether Li Mengluo was or not, he even forgot whether he was the emperor or not.
The eldest young master retreated with confidence, and I stood outside the door and asked with a stupid smile: "This emperor is really not very good, he was fooled so easily." ”
"Shhhh He took me back to his study. "What's the matter? Want to kill someone? I said with a deliberate giggle.
"Meat buns, what reward do you want?" The eldest young master asked me seriously, I was happy in my heart all of a sudden, what else do I want, of course, I want gold, I don't have too many gold ingots.
But I thought about it again, I can't even get out of the courtyard door as a maid in the back kitchen, so what's the use of asking for so much money. Otherwise, ask him to do a separate job for me.
"Young master, it's too hard to be a kitchen maid, can you find me an easy job?"
"Easy job, just say what you want to do."
"What kind of work is idle all day long, lazy and can get paid?" This is indeed the truest thought in my heart.
"No, you know that our Liu Mansion doesn't raise idlers."
I thought to myself, I've always been a big idler, don't you still raise me.
"Big young master, otherwise I'll be the little young master's personal maid." I usually mix well with that little hairy kid, and with him by my side, I can go anywhere.
"Okay, from now on, you will be the little master's personal maid, you don't have to do those rough jobs in the future, just follow the little master well." After he finished speaking, he waved his hand to let me out, and as soon as I walked to the door, he added: "The monthly money has doubled." ”
"Hehe, thank you, young master." My happy ass ran away. When it comes to tomorrow, Aunt Fang knows that I don't have to do work in the back kitchen, I don't know what her expression is, hehe.