2. Lao Wang is crazy (ask for collection)

Meimei slept well, Wang Bo got up with the alarm clock, went out to work after washing, and started the day's struggle again.

At the gate of the community, he met Brother Liu's father and son again, in the morning, Brother Liu did not sell roasted sweet potatoes but changed to sell vegetables, and when he saw Wang Bo, he greeted enthusiastically: "Xiao Wang went to work?" Why don't you buy something? Come and see, Brother Liu has all the things here. ”

Wang Bo smiled bitterly: "Brother, I'm a programmer, not a chef, what do I buy vegetables for when I go to work?" ”

Brother Liu held up a green cucumber and said, "I don't only have vegetables here, but also fruits. Buy two, you are in front of the computer all day, and eating more cucumbers to supplement vitamins is good. ”

Wang Bo is right to think about it, he is reluctant to buy winter fruits when they are expensive, so buy some cucumbers and eat them. So he picked four cucumbers, and after paying, Brother Liu's son looked at him and pretended to be innocent and said, "Uncle Wang, I learned a few more ancient poems, do you want to listen to them?" ”

Wang Bo twisted his little face lightly, leaned over to him and whispered: "First of all, my brother will correct you, you read the poem wrong last night, it is a famous sentence in "Yuefu Poetry Collection, Long Song Xing", it should be: Young and strong do not work hard, grow up to be a coolie." Then, my brother is going to work, and I don't have time to listen to you recite ancient poems, but you can recite them to your father, and he will definitely praise you for learning a new poem, and maybe he will reward you. ”

After saying this, he took the cucumber away, and the wind on the soles of his feet quickly flashed.

It didn't take long for Brother Liu's big voice to shout behind him: "Ouch, you bear child, who did you learn a crooked poem from, even you dare to be sarcastic, see if I don't make your ass bloom!" ”

"Whoa!" The bear child responds with a louder voice.

Squeezed the subway with cucumbers to the company, Wang Bo was just about to leave after punching the card, and a woman's voice sounded behind him: "Xiao Wang, these cucumbers are your breakfast?" The company has a system that you can't eat during office hours, you don't even remember this? ”

Hearing this voice, Wang Bo subconsciously shuddered, he was too familiar with this voice, this was his direct leader speaking.

Looking back, it was really his yellow-faced mother-in-law leader. Originally, his leader's name was Huang Lianxiang, a graceful name, but because she was irritable and scolding during menopause, and her complexion was very poor, her subordinates gave her the nickname of a yellow-faced woman.

Seeing that the leader found his cucumber, Wang Bo chose the best one and handed it over, and said politely: "Leader, do you want to eat it?" I'll give you one. ”

The yellow-faced woman shook her head coldly and said, "Forget it, how can you eat during work hours?" Besides, I don't like cucumbers. ”

Wang Bo subconsciously said: "I understand the leader, I must eat when I get off work, but don't you really want it?" Cucumbers are a good thing, you can use them if you don't eat them......"

Several people around were waiting to check in, and when they heard his words, they suddenly burst into laughter, and the yellow-faced woman's face turned even yellower, she stared at Wang Bo viciously, gritted her teeth and asked, "Xiao Wang, what do you mean?" ”

Wang Bo broke out in a cold sweat and said aggrievedly: "Leader, you misunderstood me, I mean that cucumbers can be sliced and applied to protect the skin, I didn't mean that......"

"And what do you mean?" The yellow-faced woman asked angrily, her expression extremely hideous.

Wang Bo didn't dare to explain, he lowered his head and smiled and was about to use silence to greet the volcanic emotions of the yellow-faced woman's eruption, but suddenly his heart was cold, and he remembered the testing machine he took back last night, and he was in too much hurry to go to work today, and he forgot to bring it over!

This is over, Wang Bo was very anxious, he secretly thought, the yellow-faced woman was already angry, if he let him know that he didn't bring her testing machine, he would definitely be even more angry! And the 'Lord's Heart' game, I don't know if the game is still stuck - just as he thought about it, something happened to him in disbelief:

A basketball-sized green 3D heart-shaped statue bounced out of his body, and then the heart-shaped statue quickly changed, the color changed from green to white, and the surface fluctuated while the surface fluctuated, and finally formed a translucent crystal sand table of about one square meter.

This sand table is rectangular, with hills and rivers, flowers and trees, birds, beasts, insects and fish, and a miniature castle the size of sesame seeds......

Seeing this amazing scene, Wang Bo's eyes widened suddenly, he didn't care about the yellow-faced woman still reprimanding him sharply, stretched out his hand and pointed to the translucent crystal sand table and shouted in horror: ",,!" Look, what the hell is this?! ”

Seeing this amazing scene, Wang Bo's eyes widened suddenly, he didn't care about the yellow-faced woman still reprimanding him sharply, stretched out his hand and pointed to the translucent crystal sand table and shouted in horror: ",,!" Look, what the hell is this?! ”

The employees who were waiting to watch the excitement around looked blankly at the place where Wang Bo pointed his fingers, and then their expressions became terrifying, because they found that Lao Wang was pointing to the bloated bucket waist of the yellow-faced woman......

"Damn, Lao Wang is crazy?" "Paralyzing this grandson is going to be finished, is he laughing at the yellow-faced woman with a thick waist?" "It's really a pure master, but it's really miserable to die!"

The employees whispered to each other, although they deliberately lowered their voices, but there were many people discussing, and the voice still reached the ears of Wang Bo and the yellow-faced woman.

The yellow-faced woman was about to go crazy, she twisted her face and shouted to Wang Bo: "Xiao Wang, you don't want to do it, do you?" ”

Wang Bo ignored the yellow-faced woman, he was still in shock, pointed to the crystal sand table in front of him and shouted to his colleagues: "No, I said look at this thing, what is this?" Can't you see? This, this, this, this thing, you can't see this thing in front of me?! ”

Someone had the audacity to joke: "See, isn't the thing in front of you Manager Huang?" Manager Huang is your leader, how can you point fingers at her? How can you say that she is a 'thing' or a 'thing'? ”

Wang Bo looked at these people in horror, and he only saw the expressions of pity and mockery on the faces of the people around him, without any surprise or shock. So he hurriedly rubbed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes, the crystal sand table was still in front of him, and of course his leader was also in front of him, with a distorted expression!

But he really didn't have the heart to care about the yellow-faced woman, Wang Bo suddenly broke out in a cold sweat on his face and body, he looked at his colleagues in disbelief and asked in a panic, "Can't you see?" Impossible, this thing, just floating here, you can't see it?! ”

The surrounding employees no longer laughed at him, they could see from Wang Bo's expression that he was not joking, not pretending to be stupid, not even ridiculing the yellow-faced woman, but really saw something terrible, because Wang Bo's current expression and eyes were really, really serious.

But obviously there was nothing here, so someone said in a panic: ", Lao Wang can't be crazy, right?" ”

Someone said anxiously: "It's really possible, hasn't someone died of overwork recently?" Could Lao Wang be crazy from overwork? He can't bear the pressure anymore, he's been working overtime lately, and he seems to be the last ...... to leave the company last night."

The employees were noisy, and after listening to their words, the yellow-faced woman was also a little panicked, she didn't care about punching in, grabbed her handbag and walked quickly into the office, and closed the door with a 'bang'.

Wang Bo knew that his spirit was fine, but what was going on with this exquisite green crystal sand table in front of him? Did he hallucinate? How did this thing come about? How can it disappear?

As soon as the thought of making the sand table disappear came to his mind, the white crystal sand table rose and fell again, and then completely reversed from the previous appearance, the sand table shrank, changed color, and finally turned into a green heart-shaped crystal statue, and finally drilled into his chest!

Bullet shells: This book will be slower than the fishing grounds, the fishing grounds are starting to go too fast, and the later life is not easy to unfold, this time I will use a slower pace to introduce the leisurely pastoral life. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net