Chapter 194, ass squatting
The small boat piled up of bones, looking light and fluttering, will fall apart when it follows, quite unscored. And the ghost man, looking mysterious, looks like a master of the world. Jiu Mingmei raised her eyebrows, and intuitively felt that this Weng pretending to be a strong taste, which really made people feel no sense of trust in their hearts.
The servants flew to the edge of the weak water, looked at the small bone boat that swung over, and fell into deep thought. Nima, ninety-nine eighty-one bones, just make a small broken boat the size of a palm?! If you want to cross the water, at most one person will be stuffed in. What about the rest of the two? One person sits on the bow of the boat, one hangs the stern, and then the love and love rope swings?
"Only one person can go up." The voice of the oni is like an echo in the deep valley under the sea, deep and dull, making people feel uncomfortable in their chests when they listen to it, "You, who is coming up?" ”
"Mei'er, go up." Feng Qianji grabbed Mei'er's slender waist and wanted to send her to the bone boat, "When we get to the other side, Onikasa Weng will come to pick me up and Jingren again." ”
"Can't make it!" Nine bright and bright hit the nail on the head.
The demon army pressed the territory and besieged it on three sides. In just a short period of time, the old demon venerable Yue Jiang also broke through the shackles of the Chi Ye Sword and the Jingren Enchantment, and paced towards the weak water with a gloomy face. According to the light and slow temperament of Ghost Kasa Weng, when he turned back, Ah Ji and Jingren had already been arrested.
So, think of a way to transform the whole of them into small animals, shrink their bodies, get into the bone boat, and set off together? I'm sorry, but the weak water is fierce, and when the spell touches it, it can only be wiped out into smoke. In particular, the rudimentary technique of "transformation" cannot be used at all in weak waters.
That is to say. Only one of them was able to board the ship and leave. Who to choose to go and who is willing to go first has become a big problem that cannot be escaped.
"What the Demon Realm needs is Xiao Jiu's power to 'turn bones into charm', and I mean that they are of little use," Jing Ren also persuaded, "As long as Xiao Jiu leaves the Demon Realm smoothly, they will be helpless for the time being." In order to prevent the Demon Realm from regaining its prosperity, for the peace of the Three Realms. Little Nine. You go first! ”
"Ah Ji and I stay, and it doesn't hurt to fight with Yuejiang for another round, Senior Brother Seven, you go first!"
"Nope. You go first! ”
"You first!"
"You first!"
"You ......"
"Ahem......" There was an impatient cough behind him.
"What are you !! doing?" Nine bright and bright fires surged. A slap in the eye. Directly bluffed the ghost man behind him into raising his hand and surrendering. But unfortunately, Onikasa was holding an oar in his hand, so bluffing. The oars fell straight into the water.
Jiu Mingmei's eyes were quick, and she flew forward and scooped up the oar before it fell into the weak water. The light little body landed on the bow of the boat, and she glanced condescendingly at the onikasa, threw the oars to him, and then smiled: "Let's go together!" ”
Is there a fart for arguing for a long time? The enemies have all been killed, and the fight is not over, such a waste of time is really stupid. Yuejiang wants her, but no matter whether Ah Ji and Jingren fall into the hands of the enemy, she must not sit idly by, and after all, she will come back to find fault with Yuejiang. This is the so-called irresistible bait of the old pervert in the smoke pool!
Since you don't want to leave anyone behind, it's simple, let's go!
Therefore, when all the servants "sit" on the bone boat, both Jingren and Onikasa Weng had the urge to scold their mother.
Jingren held back his old face and turned purple, and said: "Xiao Jiu, this, this, this is too ......"
"Be creative." Feng Qianji hooked her lips, and her eyes were full of smiles.
I saw that there were four people in the boat.
Onikasa leaned back, holding the oars in both hands, still wearing the must-have hat, hiding his face tightly. However, his hand holding on to the oars was a little trembling, and he was tired from paddling? No, no, no. Looking up, on his thin shoulders were two big feet, and a pair of small stubby legs were attached to them, their owners had been half-squatting, and their old faces were flushed and purple, and it was a posture that could not stand up, and could not squat.
As he paddled, he trembled and wailed to himself, and he couldn't sing the melodious and beautiful song. After all, who is still in the mood to sing with a squat with a butt hanging over their head?
But Feng Qianji was in a good mood, and she was squeezed face-to-face in the boat with the onikasa man, carrying her own wife on her shoulders, and scratching the soles of her feet from time to time mischievously. Jiu Mingmei smiled brightly, and her feet were itchy, so she directly lifted Feng Qianji's head and kicked it, and grinded it again.
When she stepped down, the bone boat had a deeper draft, and it was even more difficult to row. The ghost man paddled hard, and couldn't help sighing, he hadn't taken an order for a thousand years, and the first job he took was like this...... The work of the gods will not be accepted again.
"Mei'er, are you going to kick us all into the water?" Feng Qianji laughed, and simply asked her to bow down, straddle his neck directly, and ride him as a big horse. In this way, Mei'er can also save some effort.
Jiu Mingmei knew his thoughts, so she didn't care about him, and her phoenix eyes looked intently at the weak waters, always on guard.
The legend of weak water has a long history, and now that I am really in the middle of weak water, I still have a feeling that it is not very real. Looking at the past from afar, the weak water is like a black and shiny silk streamer, swaying and fluttering in the wind, but I don't know where to float. Looking down, the water around the bone boat was crystal clear, and she could even see the sand particles at the bottom of the water slowly migrating with the current.
Ignorant people who come here may think that this is just an ordinary river, well, better than an ordinary river. However, if you look closely, you will find that where the weak water flows, there is no soul armor left. In the seemingly crystal clear and silky water, there are no fish, shrimp, aquatic plants, and not even half a bone or half a soul in the riverbed.
In terms of ruthlessness, the weak water is better than the old demon venerable.
Later, Yue Jiang and the demon army had already rushed to the bank of the weak water, and the situation was indeed a bull.
Ahead, the Demon Boundary Monument on the opposite shore has shown a vague little shadow, and at the current speed of rowing, it will only take half an hour to reach the opposite shore and log in. Passing through the Demon Realm Boundary Monument and arriving at the human world, it is safe for the time being.
"Mei Shen ......" A voice suddenly came from the middle of the air, "I'll give you one last chance, come back, serve me, and resurrect the demon soul!" Otherwise......"
Jiu Mingmei was slightly surprised, such a sound like a bell swinging over had to use some kind of amplification spell. However, in weak water, spells are generally not used, could it be that Yue Jiang is not afraid of the corrosive power of weak water? What a cake! (To be continued.) )