Han Xiao didn't like Zhu Dacai, and it wasn't a day or two.

This Zhu Dacai, who is short and chubby, has a pair of squinting eyes, and likes to play with the unspoken rules of the workplace, and wants to attack Zhang Yanli. Once Han Xiao broke Zhu Dacai's "good deeds" and scolded Zhu Dacai twice, and then Zhu Dacai was worried about it. As long as Han Xiao makes a mistake, even if he uses an extra piece of A4 paper, he will be trained two sentences. Overtime or something is even more common, and Zhu Dacai always finds an opportunity to deduct a lot of wages.

Han Xiao estimated in his heart that when he and Zhang Yanli got off the plane yesterday, they immediately received a phone call to inform them to go to work or something, it should be this Zhu Dacai who deliberately made things difficult.

Although the ID card of Haijiao City can still be used, it will always be a little inconvenient, and the ID card of Qiongya City also needs to be reissued.

When he came out of the police station, the time was close to noon, and he was about to find a random restaurant to deal with, when Han Xiao remembered the little octopus in his pocket again, reached out and patted his head, and dialed a number according to his impression.

As soon as the phone was connected, an obscene voice was immediately heard on the phone: "Yo! Isn't this Han Xiao! You have come back from a trip to South Vietnam, and you think of my brother and me? How was it in South Vietnam, did you go to play South Vietnamese beauties? I heard that the South Vietnamese girls are very good at work......"

"Fat Chen, your sperm worms have rushed to your brain, let's go to the hospital and take a look if you have time!" Han Xiao scolded unceremoniously, "Old Fat Barbecue Restaurant, I'm in for a treat at noon, do you want to come?" ”

"Yes! Absolutely! You wait, I'll be there in ten minutes! ”

Lao Fei Barbecue Restaurant is a place where Han Xiao and her people usually eat barbecue and drink. And this fat man Chen, named Chen Guangming, is Han Xiao's best friend, majoring in metal materials engineering - of course, this cargo went to college, like Han Xiao, is also a fighter among pheasants, and after graduating from college, he went to work in a shipyard. When you are busy, you can be busy to death, you can work day and night, you can be idle until your eggs hurt, and you can watch a small movie at home every day to relieve your boredom.

Although Chen Guangming didn't learn anything in school, when he entered the shipyard, he learned a little something, and he found all the textbooks in college and started to study on his own. Let Chen Guangming see what the little octopus is, and think it's the most suitable.

Before even ten minutes arrived, Chen Guangming arrived, and shouted first when he entered the door: "The boss will eat fifty skewers first, and there are two beers!" ”

The boss answered, and Han Xiao watched Chen Guangming walk to his table and sit down, and the plastic stool made a "squeak" scream.

"Fat Chen, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you are plump again! Look at your physique, you have to have 200 pounds, right? From now to the New Year, it is estimated that it will be just right when the time comes! Han Xiao teased casually.

Chen Guangming scolded back: "Get out!" Xiaoxiao, why do you talk to Lao Tzu like this, believe it or not, I'll clean you up? ”

The two laughed and cursed, and the boss first brought two beers and a stack of side dishes. After each of them filled up the wine and drank a glass first, Chen Guangming smiled strangely and said: "Han Xiao, tell me the truth to my brother, what are you secretly playing in South Vietnam?" ”

Chen Guangming's voice, coupled with an obscene expression, if a woman saw it, she would definitely cover her chest first with her first reaction.

Han Xiao said: "Don't talk about this. I was in South Vietnam this time, but I almost died. ”

"No life? Is it as sad as you say? I think you're doing this well! Well...... I haven't heard anything wrong with your plane......" Chen Guangming's cheap mouth made Han Xiao feel the urge to take a staple to bind it.

"When my brother was in South Vietnam, I accidentally saw the South Vietnamese gang killing people, and then I was almost killed by them. My ID card, bank card, mobile phone, etc., are gone. Han Xiao stretched out his hand and took out the newly bought mobile phone, "Lao Wei is in a very unhappy mood now, if you are making a mistake, you will definitely accept your pig demon first!" ”

Chen Guangming snatched the mobile phone in Han Xiao's hand, and praised him: "Yo? Did you really change your phone? That's pretty good! But...... In order to show off your newly bought mobile phone, you made up such nonsense, and you are not afraid of being struck by lightning? ”

“…… Do you believe that I will hack you now? Han Xiao was speechless, no one believed the truth, so he simply told the version of himself who fooled people again.

Gossiping, the skewers finally came up, and the boss also sent two grilled fish.

After drinking for a while, Han Xiao took out a small octopus from his coat pocket, put it on the table, and asked, "Fat Chen, this is what I brought back from South Vietnam, what are you looking at?" ”

Before Han Xiao took out the little octopus, he warned the little octopus not to move.

Chen Guangming grabbed the little octopus and said with a smile: "This is what you brought back from South Vietnam?" Yo, I didn't expect Xiaoxiao's taste to be quite heavy! It's an octopus, it's tentacles, and it's a small thing......

Obscene people, sure enough, there is not a word that is not obscene.

"Fat Chen, don't talk nonsense. You look at the octopus, what is it made of? Is it alive? Han Xiao asked.

Chen Guangming looked at Han Xiao with an idiotic look: "Han Xiao, you have no problem with your brain, right?" You can tell at first glance that this thing is a metal craft, and it's still alive? We haven't drunk much! ”

As Chen Guangming spoke, he gnawed on a skewer and knocked it on the little octopus's head twice, and then heard two crisp metal crashing sounds: "Listen to this sound, it's definitely made of metal." Well...... I can't say what it is. If you really want to know, let me take it back and analyze it. It just so happens that our shipyard has the relevant instruments. ”

"Ahem...... Han Xiao reached out and touched his nose, and then snatched the little octopus back, "...... That's not necessary. I'm just asking. ”

Is this really a little metal octopus? And Han Xiao knows that this little thing is absolutely alive. Let Chen Guangming take it back and melt it, just to analyze the ingredients? Unless Han Xiao's brain was kicked by a donkey, he would do such a brain-dead thing.

"Hey! Your handicraft looks pretty good. Especially those two eyes, cute, look like the real thing......" Chen Guangming said casually, and then didn't say more on this topic. In his opinion, it is really just a handicraft and not worth paying attention to.

The two of them ate and drank, and they all felt about the same, and Chen Guangming's phone rang suddenly.

After answering the phone, Chen Guangming answered twice with a "uh-huh", and then said to Han Xiao: "It's too pitiful, I was thinking of finding a place to touch twice in the afternoon, but the shipyard just received an order, and now I have to rush over to catch up...... What are you doing in the afternoon? ”

Han Xiao said: "This ...... I can't tell. However, I think I'll go back to rest in a while. ”

"That's fine. The shipyard car will pick me up in a moment, and I can take you home by the way. ”

……

Back at home, Han Xiao took out the little octopus and put it on the table.

"Tell me, what's the use of you? Such a big octopus, even if you ask you to find me some treasure from the sea, I guess you won't be able to, right? Ay...... What do you say you can do but steal my goldfish? ”

Han Xiao looked at the little octopus in front of him and muttered inside.

In fact, when Han Xiao got this little octopus, he thought about what this little octopus could do.

The appearance of this little octopus is not at all discernible what kind of species it is, and it is so small that it can be grasped with one palm, and its wrists and feet are elongated, which is about thirteen centimeters long. In Han Xiao's knowledge, an ordinary octopus is tens of centimeters long. The largest octopus in the world is the giant octopus of the North Pacific, which is seven meters long...... It's just that this little thing is obviously not of that breed.

"If only there was an octopus as terrifying as Pirates of the Caribbean...... Uh, yes, it looks like Pirates of the Caribbean, that thing isn't an octopus, it's a king squid. Whatever, though! I don't know if this little thing can grow up, but if it does, it may be of a lot of use......"

Thinking in his mind, Han Xiao rummaged through the cabinets and found a ruler, commanded the little octopus to lie down on the table, and then measured it, recording the length of the little octopus, wrists and feet, etc. Then, Han Xiao thought about it, tied some heavy objects with a rope, and let the little octopus try them one by one, leaving a record.

After some testing, Han Xiao was surprised. This little guy is no more than thirteen centimeters long and weighs only one hundred and twenty grams, but one wrist and foot is enough to lift a weight of five kilograms! This strength is simply awesome!

"Looks like this little octopus isn't really useless. If you're lucky enough to come across something not too heavy in the ocean, it can be dragged up......"

Han Xiao's heart was yy, and a golden light appeared in his eyes.

For a baby octopus to grow up, it definitely has to eat. Han Xiao tried to stuff everything that could be eaten in the house into the mouth of the little octopus, and the final test result showed that the little octopus only ate meat. For the rest, don't give a damn about it at all.

"This little guy only eats meat, so he can only buy meat for this little octopus. Well...... Let's buy some small yellow croaker. The price is not too expensive. ”

Han Xiao rummaged through his pockets and took out all the money, totaling eight red tickets, one green ticket, and a few ten-yuan tickets. Drawing out two pieces of 100 yuan, which was regarded as his food expenses in the past few days, Han Xiao took the rest of the money, went out to find a taxi, and walked directly to the nearest market.

Not long after, Han Xiao came back with three catties of small yellow croaker.

As soon as he entered the house, the little octopus immediately jumped into the bag, and the eight tentacles bloodily and violently grabbed a small yellow croaker in his twenties and tore it with great force—the little yellow croaker was torn into eight parts. Then, the tentacles of the little octopus rolled up piece by piece, and all of them were stuffed into the mouth.

Seeing this, Han Xiao's eyes were about to pop out, and he grabbed the little octopus in disbelief, and turned to look at its mouth where its wrists and feet were connected:

"Nima is kidding, right? How long has it been since I ate one? Do you want to eat so much? In other words, after eating such a small yellow croaker, the weight of this product has not increased at all? ”

Han Xiao glared as the little octopus finished eating three catties of small yellow croaker, and then looked at him expectantly......

"! If you go to the market to buy it, this product can eat me. Han Xiao lost the idea of continuing to go to the market to buy fish.