After the song, Ye Zhiqiu looked at Li Hu and the others' exaggerated demeanor and was not angry, threw the microphone over, and said, "Enough, isn't it just singing a song, see what you guys look like." ”

Li Hu was ashamed: "Fourth, didn't I say, are you still a person?" ”

"Like, are you still human?"

Ye Zhiqiu was puzzled: "What is this, I'm not a human being or a ghost." ”

Li Hu counted with his fingers: "No, fourth, look at you, this is the first, you have money, or you earn your own money." Second, study well, you can bring the halo of the top student in the college entrance examination for a lifetime. Third, the person is still handsome. We're all counting on saying you're so perfect, there's no need for talent or anything. As a result, you opened your voice...... I almost found a crack to get into, and I used to be the boss in front of the king of the mountain, and I was stunned. ”

Ye Zhiqiu smiled and waved his hand, and said, "What's the matter, you're also fine, come, keep singing." ”

Performing programs at school need to be reviewed, not that you have nothing to do and want to run up and howl at all. You don't like it, but your classmates don't like it. The show of the two basically has no time to train, but they haven't touched it after singing it in KTV.

In the afternoon, the school began to conduct the audit, which was held in the Fudan Auditorium, where several professional teachers were in charge. Ye Zhiqiu and his entourage walked in in a hurry, and Li Hu grinned when he looked at this scene: "Hahaha, I, Hu Hansan, are back again." ”

"Do you know what that means, just shout it." Wang Gang glanced at the side, found a beautiful senior sister who was recording, and asked with a shy smile: "Senior sister, senior sister, we are here to participate in the preliminary examination, write down your name." ”

"What's the name, how many classes, what's the show?" The female senior sister didn't say anything, and asked a series of questions.

Li Hu hurriedly stepped forward and reported all his names, and then pointed to Ye Zhiqiu and said, "He is also with us, and the two of them sing dimples?" ”

The senior sister stopped writing and drawing, and raised her head a little impatiently and asked, "Can you be a little new, do you know how many people you sing this song, my ears are almost calloused when I listen to it." ”

Ye Zhiqiu said: "The main thing is that I didn't have time to prepare anything else, so I had to use this song, and I was in trouble with my senior sister." ”

The senior sister glanced at her, puffed up a sentence, and turned to leave. There are at least ten programs waiting in front, and Ye Zhiqiu and the others can only find a place to sit. Huang Lin always looked at the book sent by Ye Zhiqiu very calmly, and put on headphones to block the noise outside.

"I've heard people say, you also sing dimples?" A voice rang out from the side.

A few people looked back, and there were three girls standing behind them, the eldest of them was more neutral, with ugly faces, and she was the one who spoke.

"yes." Ye Zhiqiu nodded and asked, "Are you too?" ”

The girl cut off and sneered, "No, but I know that there are many people who want to sing this song today, and my good sister will sing this song too." And let me tell you, my good sister sings very well, you don't have a chance to pass the preliminary examination, you don't want to be scolded by the teacher, just leave quickly, don't be embarrassed here. ”

Li Hu was not happy at that time, he was originally a machismo, and he never said that he would pity Xiang Xiang and cherish jade, let alone be sweet with Hao Yun now, how could he care about other girls. Immediately pointed at the girl and said, "You clean my mouth, why don't you let your good sister have self-knowledge." ”

The girl's eyes squinted, not afraid of Li Hu at all, and said with a cold face: "Yo, isn't this some prince of love songs, hehe, the prince of bullshit love songs." That's the last time I didn't attend. If I had attended, what else would I have done with you. I haven't talked to you now, get out of the mud and play with the mud, don't think I'm afraid of you if I'm a woman. ”

"I'll grass your grandma." Li Hu said that he was going to fight.

Ye Zhiqiu hurriedly grabbed it and said, "Don't make trouble, she just wants you to cancel our performance qualifications like this." I don't think she and her friends would be much better, otherwise they would have come to do such a boring thing. ”

When Li Hu heard this, he felt that what he said made sense, and grinned: "That's a good thing, I see, you just don't have confidence, you want this kind of despicable and dirty means to drive us all away, tsk, it's really insidious......"

The woman glanced at Ye Zhiqiu angrily, and left with a few girls in a huff.

After waiting for nearly an hour, it was finally Ye Zhiqiu's turn. The two of them walked on stage, and they happened to run into the girl who came to provoke before. Originally, they just glanced at each other and passed by, but the girl suddenly became angry at this time: "Let me tell you, I have already asked the teacher, and the teacher is almost annoyed by the people who sing this song this year." So far my friend show is the best, you guys...... Hehe. ”

Ye Zhiqiu ignored it, Huang Lin ignored it even more, the two of them walked on the stage, and the angry girl didn't start with a wave of anger in her heart, so she had to stand under the stage and watch their good show.

As soon as he came on stage and reported his name, several teachers in the audience obviously had unhappy expressions, and they shook their heads one by one to rub their temples, obviously because they were really aesthetically tired of this song.

Until the music sounded, several teachers were still chatting or playing with their mobile phones, and they didn't look at the two people on the stage at all.

The girl was very happy to see this scene, and hurriedly gave a thumbs up to Ye Zhiqiu on the stage, and then expressed her disdain towards the ground.

"I'm still looking for a ...... to rely on, and a hug" When Ye Zhiqiu sang in a pure American tone, the scene was obviously a little sluggish, as if he didn't understand something.

"Hey, why are you making the original song, fooling who." The students in the audience shouted loudly.

"Fuck your uncle, have you ever heard the original song in English?" Li Hu fought back.

"Fuck you uncle, you're fucking deaf." The students fought back.

"Don't talk to stupid people." Wang Gang also shouted.

Among them, the fastest reaction was a female teacher, who immediately stood up and pointed back vigorously, and the scene immediately fell silent. At this time, Huang Lin had already spoken, and her voice was still pure and soft, but the only thing she didn't use was that she changed her language this time, not English, but extremely standard Russian.

At this time, the audit teachers in the audience had already relieved themselves, and they looked at the stage without blinking, for fear of missing something beautiful. For a song, Ye Zhiqiu and the two have at least changed eight languages. Ye Zhiqiu himself was proficient in many Chinese, but he didn't expect that Huang Lin could also be proficient in four Chinese, and he was so fluent in playing on the spot.

At the end of the song, the auditorium was as if there was no one, and when it was quiet, the pin drop could be heard. I don't know who took the lead in applauding first, and then the applause changed from sparse to enthusiastic.

"Classmates, you, which department are you from, are you from the Department of Foreign Languages?" A female teacher stood up excitedly at this time and asked.

"We're from the finance department." Ye Zhiqiu said with a smile.

"You guys are amazing, with my ability, I can only hear three languages, Mr. Guo, how many do you hear?"

The man named Teacher Guo stood up, shook his head helplessly, and sighed: "I have always thought that I am very proud of being proficient in the six Chinese languages. But today, I only heard four, and I didn't know anything about the others. Shame, shame. ”

At this time, another teacher said: "Then what are you waiting for, such an excellent program is simply an example for our Fudan students, I suggest that it pass the review directly, and there is no need to be reviewed." ”

"I agree."

"I agree."

"I agree."

Originally, there were only four teachers, but they were unanimously voted at one time, which is simply impossible in the history of program performance. Ye Zhiqiu smiled and bowed off the stage, passed by the girl, and asked, "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I robbed your friend's job." ”

The girl still hasn't slowed down a bit, and when she saw Ye Zhiqiu, she hurriedly took a step back and asked, "What's the big deal, isn't it just to go to the Internet to check the information and practice more, if my good sister can think of it, what else is there to do with you." ”

At this time, Li Hule ran over and heard this, and immediately snorted with great disdain, saying: "your fart, the fourth child of our family only returned to school yesterday, and was driven to the shelves to perform the show, so how can there be any time to prepare for the show." If the level is not enough, don't think that others can't do it here, fourth, let's go. ”

Ye Zhiqiu smiled and said, "I forgot to tell you, in fact, I am proficient in various Chinese dialects......

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