Chapter 235: The most bizarre crew in film history
"The whole movie is about a few good friends who are throwing a bachelorette party for their buddies, so the day before the wedding, they come to Las Vegas, and the gang drinks on the rooftop of the hotel, and then ...... Drink confused! And then there were a lot of strange things, and among them, there was a mess in the hotel, and stealing Mike Tyson's tiger, and stealing a police car, and most importantly, they got into a Chinese, a guy who seemed to be a Chinese gangster......"
The Hilton Hotel in Las Vegas, this hotel has been relatively old for a long time, and the facilities are relatively poor, but it is enough, quite beautiful, and Luo Yaoxiang's "Hangover" movie crew has chartered the presidential suite here, of course, this package is free.
Well, because this "Hangover" is not famous at all, and there are no big names to join, and the filming location is not Hollywood, so there is no need to change the name at all, plus, Luo Yaoxiang thinks...... Someone would be good to come and visit the class, right? Our movie is hard and needs exposure!
This is all extravagant hope, but but, according to the normal procedure, Luo Yaoxiang is telling the whole crew about his movie, and the plot of this movie is ......
"Hahaha......"
"No more! That's hilarious, isn't it? β
"Those guys are idiots!"
It's joyful, well, that's it.
At this time, it can be said that although there are no superstars, there are also many topical characters, such as the Kardashian sisters, such as Paris Hilton, Ivanka, such as Robert Downey Jr...... Well, the topic of these guys seems to be either promiscuous @ or sucking that thing. It's just a rabble.
But it doesn't matter, our movie itself is not a great film, it is an R-rated movie itself, Luo Yaoxiang has a score in his heart.
However, a group of rabble made an R-rated film, which in itself was enough, and as a result, this group of guys kept laughing at the plot of this movie, which is simply ...... It seems that this movie is still too weird!
Forget it, no matter how much. Let's go on, but......
"Hey! Clint, I heard you say that this Chinese seems to have a lot of scenes, so who will play it? "Jared Leto is there, he's also starring, and this guy has a pretty good question.
Yes, the Chinese in this movie, that is, the crazy Leslie Zhou, this guy is very strange. In the original movie, the guy who played this role was an interesting person, that Zheng Ken!
Zheng Ken is actually an American of Korean descent. But anyway, in the United States, they only know Asians, but this guy is not as confused as in the movie. So nasty, so crazy, this guy is actually a Duke graduate. And he is also a medical doctor, you know, it is not easy to study medicine, and you have to go through a lot of clinical ...... to get a doctorate So, who would have thought that this guy would play such a role in a movie? Or even show the birds?
Of course, I won't be looking for this Zheng Ken now, so who will play the role of Leslie Zhou?
"Is there anyone else in this who can act Chinese?" Luo Yaoxiang said this simply.
"Huh?!"
It's no surprise that it's Luo Yaoxiang himself who wants to play this crazy Leslie Zhou!
"Why? Do you like to bare your body so much? At this time, Lao Ke interjected, he is also the starring actor now.
"Hahaha......" Of course, this caused a burst of laughter.
"Haha......" Luo Yaoxiang was also laughing, but, "Of course I have my reasons." β
Hey~ This guy still has to keep it a secret.
In fact, Luo Yaoxiang's reason is also very simple, that is, he is preparing to make a lot of adaptations of this movie, and at least one thing must be completed, that is, to reverse the image of Leslie Zhou, a Chinese!
Let's put it this way, as long as you have watched this "hangover" series of movies, you will definitely have this opinion, that is, the Chinese image in it is too much, too unseemly, too crazy, this ...... It's definitely a bit demeaning to the Chinese!
Of course, Luo Yaoxiang knows very well that many public notices in later generations will say that this is obviously the embodiment of freedom and democracy.
But in fact, even in the United States, in Hollywood, the image of the Chinese has never been very good, this is almost an unspoken rule, for example, the Chinese should not be a good person, the Chinese should be despicable and shameless, the Chinese should be cunning, and the Chinese should be dirty...... This has been proven in many movies, and there is another one, that is, Chinese people should speak Cantonese!
This is simply speechless, but the Yankees see it that way, so the little Chinese boy in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" also speaks Cantonese, and this guy's pronunciation is very bad, because he is a Vietnamese descendant, hey~
Anyway, in the United States, it's right to scold China, scold Chinese, this is political correctness, of course, they don't dare to scold too openly, too openly discriminatory, this is not okay, racial discrimination is an absolute ******** in the United States, but however, the United States does not come publicly, but they can come subtly.
"Chinese Exclusion Act" is not a simple thing, there is a deep social background and roots in it, Luo Yaoxiang once wrote a historical novel after watching the guy who wrote a big director, called the American Emperor, which is what it says, it simply doesn't treat us Chinese as people!
Okay, I won't talk about him anymore, Luo Yaoxiang is going to play this Leslie Zhou this time, what he wants to do is to turn this role around, although it can't fundamentally change Americans' perception of the Chinese, but at least it can play a positive role.
There is another reason, that is, Luo Yaoxiang's first movie in Hollywood "Green Flame", in fact, that Jason, the character itself is also in line with the discriminatory view of Americans towards the Chinese, although Jason is very literary, but in the final analysis, Jason is still a murderer.
Of course, this is not atonement, it's just that Luo Yaoxiang hopes to use his ability to do something, the greater the power, the greater the responsibility.
This one...... Is Luo Yaoxiang thinking too much?
But anyway. When he was thinking about this new "Hangover" before, he had already figured it out, and the key was some details, and others, such as nudity, were ...... Well, we're definitely not going to show BIRD!
Well, the screenwriter is himself, the director is himself, and the actor is himself. You can control this thing, right?
"All right, ladies! Gentlemen! Let's start making movies! β
"Aha!"
Anyway, Luo Yaoxiang's first movie, which he wrote, directed, and acted, also started filming, and this first scene ......
"Hey! Don't just show your big white ass! β
"Haha! What does it matter? We don't have all of them! β
"Fack! Yours stands out! β
"Hahaha......"
As soon as it comes up, it is to take off clothes, and this movie is really ......
"How's it going, are there any problems?" Luo Yaoxiang felt that everything else was okay, but this photographer Lei Ke was a little uneasy. After all, he, Luo Yaoxiang, had never heard of this guy's name in his previous life.
"Don't worry, I'm very adapted, I've seen a lot of scenes like this." Recobi came out with an OK gesture.
Such a scene...... Here, several leading actors are undressing. They're naked, and it's ...... Well, it has to be said that this is definitely commonplace for Rayco.
How wonderful this movie will be. To be honest, Luo Yaoxiang himself felt that he was likely to be out of control......
"The first scene, the first shot!"
No more nonsense. Let's get started!
This first scene, of course, is the scene of three drunk and confused people in the luxurious presidential suite in the Hilton Hotel, and at this time, the first thing is to have a general panorama, and then it is...... Get on your hand!
That's right, this guy Rako brought it up himself, but I saw that the other people were lying down, and then Kim Kardashian was getting dressed and holding his shoes and was about to go out......
Well, it is obvious that Luo Yaoxiang arranged the role of a stumbling girl with Kim Kardashian.
This one...... It's also a good match for temperament, right? Anyway, there is no objection from people.
Of course, Luo Yaoxiang estimates that the Kardashian sisters dare not oppose themselves, because they all feel that they have their xing love video, hey~
Forget it, it's okay for them to think about it, and it's not bad now anyway......
Soon, Kardashian's side closed the door, so the big event is coming!
Giggle...... Giggle......
A rooster appeared, and the guy began to stick his neck out...... Naturally, the chicken will go as it goes!
Merely......
"Cards! What's wrong? Why for so long, this guy doesn't yet?! β
Well, that's right, the shot that everyone discussed before was, this chicken is going to, how interesting it is, but now, this chicken's chrysanthemum strikes!
"How the do I know it doesn't? I'm not a chicken! "This guy Rayco is not ambiguous, and directly points out the crux of the problem.
Just this sentence, Luo Yaoxiang looked at Lei Ke for a long time, and said in his heart, you kid really dare to say it.
Okay, let's not worry about the details, we'll have to finish this shot.
"Didn't you prepare before? Didn't we say okay, we want this chicken to? β
"I said it before! But if you let it pull it, you can pull it? β
"That's right! Other chickens also have the right to chickens, it doesn't poop, what can you do? β
Luo Yaoxiang is simply a head or two big at this time, and he thinks very well, but it doesn't work like this at all, hey~
So what to do?
Ah! Pregnant!
"Feed this chicken and eat stones!" Luo Yaoxiang remembered that he had learned a text when he was a child, and it seemed to say that chickens eat stones to help digestion.
But......
"Ahh No way! We want to love animals! "A few women over there, a few of the onlookers just now, they came out!
You don't care how debauched they usually are, but at this time they are quite virgin......
βSHITοΌ Caring for a chicken? It's going to be in the pot sooner or later! "It's simply amazing!
In the end, after tearing it for a long time, I still went to feed, and I fed it hard, and fed it......
The chicken ate too much and fell asleep!
"My Fack!"
"Is it dead?"
"Oooh! Great, we don't have to make it......"
This, this, this......
"Hahaha...... the craziest laugh at this time belongs to Robert Downey Jr., this guy is naked, because this camera requires him to do this, and he laughed out of tears, this guy thought in his heart.
Paris Hilton, Kardashian sisters, Ivanka, Fat White Guy with Scrap Wood, Rock 'n' Roll Demon Man, Tyson and his Tiger, SE Romance Cinematographer and Actor, Chinese Kid Who Never Directed a Movie, and ......
Chicken.
This is probably the most bizarre crew in film history......
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