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In the misty Tushi Palace, there are two boys who burn fire and practice pills, one is the golden boy Jinduan, and the other is the silver boy Worm Ting, why would it be a girl as a child, there are very profound reasons for this, so I won't explain it in detail. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

One day, there was a gloating laughter from Jin Duan's room in Lian Dan: "Haha, worm, you are really a big fool, you have refined the old man's Dan into tofu again, this time you will be unlucky." ”

"However, this time the tofu is very good." Insect Ting held her "achievement" and said with a wink.

"Alas, you are really hopeless!"

Suddenly realizing the seriousness of the situation, Worm Ting begged: "Sister Jin, please don't tell the truth!" ”

"But even if I don't say it, the old man will definitely know......" Jin Duan rolled his eyes and suddenly smiled evilly, "I'll teach you a way not to be punished." ”

"Yes!"

Half an hour later, the old gentleman, who had a pipe in his mouth and spit out the clouds, came back with the clouds, and his clouds were brown, because they were smoke at all.

There are many old men in the fairy world, but Lao Jun is a veteran-level old man, so as long as you say Lao Man, everyone knows that it is Lao Jun, so "Old Man" is equal to "Lao Jun".

The old man just pressed the head of the clouds, and suddenly Worm Ting rushed over with a plate of things, ran with crazy acceleration, and then "plopped" and knelt down, because of inertia, she slid on the ground for a distance, and two small piles of clouds and mist were piled up in front of her knees.

Seeing that what she was on top of her head was a plate of sesame oil mixed with tofu, the old man happily stroked her long white beard: "The silver girl is cooking again, I haven't tasted sesame oil mixed with tofu for a long time." ”

"Grandpa, this and this...... I made it in the furnace. She looked up, barely squeezing out a flattering smile, "Grandpa, please, give it a taste." ”

"You refined my Dan into tofu!?" The old man's face twitched, as if he was instantly enveloped by dark clouds, and his expression became more and more gloomy.

After about a pillar of incense, Insect Ting, who had been beaten by a full meal, sat on the steps and rubbed her sore palms, and said unwillingly, "Sister Jin." You're lying to me again! ”

"Hehe, you're fooled again." Jin Xuan, who teased her, said proudly.

"Badass, badass, badass!" Worm Ting said hatefully, "I don't trust you anymore." ”

"Oh, worms are the most well-behaved and honest. I like you to play tricks on you...... Come on, let my sister give it a hug! ”

"No!"

"Come on!"

"No, I hate you!" Worm Ting said awkwardly.

At this time, the old man shouted, "It's time to eat!" The two little girls ran in one after the other, and there was a special fire worker in charge of cooking in this place, although Jin Duan and Worm Ting were children. But the two of them who are around the old man still have a very high status here. However, the heavenly food is bland and tasteless, and every day is a light vegetarian fast, which is as lacking in passion as the scenery that has not changed here for thousands of years.

By the way, Jin Duan and Worm Ting are both the appearance of ten-year-old girls, this is not their real appearance, but the result of taking "Shrinking Pill" every day. The old man said that this was a face-saving project and had to be done, just like he only had a sparse beard but wore a fake beard, and he also pretended to be humble and worried in front of his boss every day, in fact, people who are familiar with the old man know it. The most shameless and tasteless person in the entire heavenly realm is him.

For example, two years ago, he offended a monkey who offended himself, and the monkey is still crushed under a mountain, and according to the time difference between heaven and earth, it has been about 500 years.

"I'm full!" Jin Duan threw down the jade bowl heavily, and the rest of the food inside was scattered on the table.

"Golden girl, you don't know how to be polite." Said the old man who had already finished eating and smoking there.

"Cut, such an unpalatable meal, it's polite that I didn't hit anyone."

"You see that the silver girl is very polite, and she knows that it is not delicious and she is trying to eat." The old man pointed at Worm Ting with his pipe, and he admitted that the food here was poor. In fact, the food in the entire heavenly realm is poor.

At this time, Insect Ting was trying to pick up the rice, in fact, she picked it all into her sleeve, and she would throw it away outside later, and she did it every day.

"Because she's an idiot!" Jin Duan said with a smile.

"You're stupid!" Worm Ting put down the bowl. As a result, because the movement was too violent, the rice hidden in the sleeve spilled.

The old man saw it, but turned his face away, and pretended not to see it.

He coughed suddenly and said, "Two girls, do you want to go down there to play?" ”

Jin Duan was surprised that he would say such a thing. He asked, "Will you let us go?" ”

"You don't know, in fact, many people in the sky can't bear it and run down."

"What to do? When immortals go to the mortal world, they can't open a universal house to make money. Jin Duan said with a smile.

The old man didn't answer, and changed the topic: "Have you seen my green cow during this time?" ”

"Ah, I didn't let it go." Insect Ting said without admitting herself.

"I don't blame you, I actually let him go down, he is now a king below, and he is very prosperous, and he brings me good things every once in a while."

Suddenly understood what he meant, Jin Duan was a little surprised and said, "Old man, do you want to let us be demons in the lower realm?" ”

"Hey, you're still smart!" The old man struck a pipe and said, "Actually, the demon is the god of the earth, and the god is the demon of the sky. ”

"Dead old man, he actually said such irresponsible words!"

"I didn't think of it suddenly, look at the two of you, one is idle and doesn't work, and the other is too stupid to always help, and staying here can't help."

"But it's terrible to be a demon!" Worm Ting said, "Grandpa, this is a violation of heaven!" ”

The old man said "hey" in a raised tone, expressing his denial: "Tiantiao didn't have long eyes to look at us, besides, what am I, you go down with me to cover." ”

"Then what good things do you want to get!" Jin asked.

"Of course, it's a good material for alchemy, you look here, the scenery is beautiful, but there are no bird feathers, I use the elixir and jade liquid as a material all day long, and practice a fart Dan!" He took a puff of cigarette with a gloomy face, "I can't get anything all the time, the face on it is getting more and more ugly, I have to think of a way, it's not easy to mix in the sky!" ”

This is a win-win underground deal, and Jin Duan suddenly patted the old man on the shoulder: "Hey, I promise you." ”

"Sister Jin, do we really want to be demons?"

"It's not to be a demon, with our strength, we want to be the king of demons!"

"Ambitious!" The old man complimented.

"But ah......" Jin Duan laughed evilly, "The two of us go down, there is nothing to defend ourselves, do you want to show it!" ”

……

A few days later, the two of them had already come to the world, and the effect of the Shrinking Pill had long been lifted, and they had returned to their normal appearance. Jin Duan and Worm Ting have very similar appearances, but they are slightly different locally.

When he left the Tushi Palace, Jin Duan asked the old man for seven treasures in one breath, and he didn't even let go of his golden trouser belt, and the old man with a deep heart was so distressed that he almost cried.

The two of them are usually decent little fairies, and when they came to the bustling world, they were at a loss for a while, and Jin Duan released a bold statement: "The so-called demon is a bad person, so we have to do bad things." ”

"What kind of bad thing?" Insect Ting asked.

"Murder, arson, robbery, adultery...... Don't do the last one! ”

"But it's not good to kill people and set fires."

"Cut, it's really unambitious, in order to make you enlightened, I order you to go to the street tomorrow to rob!"

"Why me!"

Jin Duan clasped his hands and said, "Because I'm the boss!" ”

The two picked a sunny morning, and they were ready to start doing the first bad thing in their lives, Worm Ting stood at the corner of the alley and trembled, her tongue was knotted: "Sister Jin, I'm so nervous." ”

"Take a deep breath and relax."

"Ahh

Jin Duan sighed and said to her, "Clench your fists and hit this wall." ”

"Oh!"

Worm Ting did as she said, only to collapse the entire wall with a single fist, and two naked men screamed and ran out of the collapsed house.

She looked at her fist in surprise: "So I'm so powerful." ”

"Stupid, I've discovered one thing a long time ago, we don't know how many times stronger than humans...... How's it going, are you confident? ”

"Hah!" Insect Ting said happily, "I'm full of confidence now. ”

"Go, great villain of the future!" Jin Duan pushed her out of the alley.

Although she had no confidence, when Insect Ting walked to a stall selling fried fish cakes, she was still trembling with nervousness, and Jin Duan, who was shrinking on the corner of the street, cheered her up with her mouth: "Confidence! ”

Worm Ting lifted her chest, mustered up her energy, and said to the stall owner, "Hello, I'm robbing." ”

The stall owner paused for a moment and looked her up and down: "Little girl, you are so unprofessional, it is difficult for me to do it." I robbed you like this, and I'm on this street in the future, how can I raise my head and be a man? ”

"Oh yes!" Worm Ting bit her finger and said.

"Look at you, at least prepare a knife."

"Eun, that makes sense...... But I don't have the money to buy a knife. ”

"Alas!" The stall owner shook his head, "Look at you look so cute, I'll give you something to eat, you can go to another house to rob it." ”

"Really? Thank you so much! ”

After a while, Insect Ting held the fried fish cake wrapped in lotus leaves, walked back happily, and said to Jin Duan: "Look, I grabbed it." ”

"You stupid, I can see it clearly here, it's obvious that someone gave it to you."

"Well, actually...... It's the same! ”

"Alas, alas!" Jin Duan shook his head and sighed, suddenly feeling that the future was bleak.

At this moment, a man suddenly spoke, and they turned their heads to see a strange fellow with a single horn leaning against the wall with grass in his mouth, and said to them, "Seeing that you two are so extraordinary in skill and so short-sighted, you must have come down from heaven, and I know a good place for you to go." ”

"Where?"

The strange man grinned: "Pingdingshan Lotus Cave!" (To be continued.) )