Chapter 516: Tongue Blossom Lotus
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Chu Wanyi saw that Li Yijun was embarrassed, and as a teaching assistant, she had to stand up and speak, and finally woke up the students from the dream of making a fortune, and said slowly: "Students, most of you, your parents have been in the business sea for most of your lives. They should educate you from an early age that doing business should be based on letters, if you do misbehaps, ruin your reputation in the business world, you will definitely become a street rat that everyone shouts and beats in the future, and you will not be able to receive any business. ”
After listening to Chu Wanyi's earnest words, the students were all silent, as if they had tasted the taste of Chu Wanyi's words, and fell into deep contemplation.
When Ling Yang saw that Chu Wanyi was actually talking to outsiders, he was furious, racked his brains, and came up with another bad idea.
At this time, Zhang Hua also quietly leaned into Park Jung-hee's ear: "Jung-hee, I also heard the sound of boiling water bubbling, didn't the two of us have any hallucinations......"
Ling Yang didn't hear the whispers of the second daughter beside him, and said with his head held high: "Let's not care about the issue of credibility first, I personally think that the thing of futures does not exist in economics at all, it is completely Li Yubeast talking to himself, and he is idle and has nothing to do!" ”
This time, even Chu Wanyi was stunned. I didn't expect Ling Yang to be so ignorant and bastard that he dared to overturn even the trading methods that have long been written into the textbooks in the world without thinking, which is questioning Li Yijun's knowledge, and it is simply challenging the authority of international financial theory, which can be called a great rebellion.
Although Li Yijun knew that Ling Yang would not give up, he had already imagined many of Ling Yang's words and was ready to refute them. Li Yijun made a lot of calculations, but he underestimated Ling Yang's determination to make a fool of himself, laughed angrily, disregarded his demeanor, and pointed at Ling Yang's nose and said: "You should tell me a good story, how I am making up nonsense, if the reason I say is not convincing to the public, I will suggest that the school expel you in the name of disrupting the classroom!" ”
Ling Yang had already thought of his words, how could he be frightened by Li Yijun's words, and actually took out a baked cake from his arms in front of everyone, and took a big bite, the sesame seeds on the baked cake fell all over the desk, stretched his neck and swallowed it, and then said calmly: "Before I refute the futures theory that Li called the beast to make up blindly, I will tell you a story first!" ”
When the students saw that Ling Yang had something to say, they all put on a posture of listening intently. Zhang Hua felt that Ling Yang was extremely interesting, took out a handful of peeled melon seeds from his pocket, quietly gave half to Park Zhenxi, and laughed in a low voice: "Let's listen to what he says, this kid is really interesting, hehe!" ”
Ling Yang chewed on the dry baked cake and recounted: "Once upon a time, in the capital Pyongyang, there was a young man surnamed Li......"
Li Yijun said angrily: "If you want to talk about it, you can talk quickly, don't insinuate and gossip!" ”
Ling Yang slapped his forehead and suddenly realized: "I'm sorry, I forgot that you are from the Li family in Pyongyang, so change your surname to Wang, the big old man next door, hehe!" ”
Li Yijun felt a deep sense of powerlessness in his heart, knowing that Ling Yang deliberately mentioned his identity so that the three hundred students could be a witness, so that he would not rely on the power of his family to retaliate against Ling Yang. Remembering that a few days ago, he also sent his guards to threaten Ling Yang, and his face couldn't help but feel a little hot.
Ling Yang saw that his goal had been achieved, so he smiled and said: "There is a person surnamed Wang who hates his father for gambling excessively, so he invented a time machine, went back to fifty years ago, killed his grandfather, and then returned to the era in which he lived, thinking that after killing his grandfather, his father would not be born, and he would be able to live a few days of stable life." So the question is, since this person has killed his grandfather, his father naturally will not exist in this world, so where did this person surnamed Wang come from? ”
After Ling Yang said this, not only did the students hear Ling Yang's absurd theory of alluding to "futures", but even an economics expert like Chu Wanyi, who had been immersed in financial theory research for many years, was stunned.
Seeing everyone's pensive looks, Ling Yang took another dose of fierce medicine and said: "This person surnamed Wang, since he returned to the era in which he lived, he found that he had become a wandering ghost with no identity, and in addition to pain, he also learned from his father and gambled and drank desperately. Finally waking up in the middle of the night, realizing that I had done wrong, I was full of remorse, and I didn't want to sink forever. So he rode the time machine again and went to the future ten years later! ”
Ling Yang finally finished eating a baked cake and patted the remaining sesame seeds on his palm: "This person went to the future, found his future self, and killed himself who did all kinds of evil, so he returned to the era in which he lived before." Then the question arises, since this person has lost the past and cut off the future, is this person still alive, dead, or can he only live for this specific period of time? ”
Ling Yang walked to the podium and looked directly into Li Yijun's eyes: "Just like the futures theory you just talked about, the item marked in the contract is the person surnamed Wang, do you say that this batch of goods has never existed, or will it disappear one day after all?" Now that the goods are gone, what is the use of the contract? Since contracts have lost their utility, what are the futures you are talking about? ”
It is only now that Li Yijun has deeply understood a word, that is, "five thunders hit the top".
Li Yijun knew that Ling Yang was a strong argument, but he couldn't find a theoretical basis to refute it, but he was shocked by Ling Yang's fallacies and heresies, and his chest was extremely depressed, and he almost vomited a mouthful of blood.
Ling Yang beat the water dog, taking advantage of Li Yijun's open mouth, he didn't let go: "I'll tell you a story at the end, about a dog that met a rattlesnake coiled into a ball, and without saying a word, he rushed up and licked it violently." The rattlesnake was stunned by the dog's enthusiasm, and three questions directly hit its soul: What does this thing want to do? Why is he licking me? Shall I kill it? At the same time, three questions are always stirring in the dog's mind: What a big piece of poop? How can there be no taste? How can poop still move? ”
Ling Yang picked up the blackboard eraser and slapped it on the podium hard, and there was a crisp bell in his ears: "Who is the snake?" Who are the dogs? Everyone is a clear-eyed person, and they have their own definition in their hearts, of course, they can't say it! Therefore, when you are not in the same realm with the spirit of the opponent of the debate, and the soul is not at the same level, there is only an obvious result of victory or defeat, and what a painful realization this is! ”
Ling Yang swaggered towards the outside of the classroom with his hands behind his back, and sighed: "Qian is not talented, but it has been difficult to lose in the debate field for many years, it is really lonely for a master!" Students, class is over! ”