"Burger King's burger is definitely America's greatest invention of the 20th century."

"Of course! But the main thing is that it's cheap, you can buy several for ten dollars, and that's the key, man! Duke burped and grabbed the donut in his hand, "And their donuts, I love this food." ”

"I think their Coca-Cola is really good, the best carbonated drink!"

"No, no, no, Pepsi is the best drink in America. I know that American GIs love Coca-Cola. But, this is the American mainland, and we prefer Pepsi. ”

Duke took a hard sip of Coke from a blue paper cup.

"It tastes better than Coca-Cola! It beat Coca-Cola, and Michael drank Pepsi too! Brother—"

Sean and Duke sat in Duke's classic Ford Mercury car, holding Burger King's classic burger in their hands, holding Coke and donuts and munching on the meal.

That's right, a big meal!

A ten-dollar meal!

You can enjoy a splurge of a hundred, thousand-dollar meal together, or you can enjoy a ten-dollar meal and entertain yourself.

This may be called life!

And the debate about Coca-Cola vs. Pepsi also made these two guys happy.

Actually, this is the United States.

As the Russians say, the Yankees are always idle and the eggs hurt.

Of course, in the eyes of Americans, this is what they call freedom of speech.

Maybe only God knows who of them is more right.

People come and go, cars come and go, the streets of San Francisco are very lively, Duke is like a baby driving his old Ford Mercury, this is his lover, the love of his life.

According to Duke's words, Sean has a place in his heart that is behind his lover.

It's only a few feet away, though.

The car is also said to be proof of Duke's first love, and it seems that the car has also done something unashamed in some dark light. Duke often boasted about this.

"What job did the drunkard PK introduce? It will take an unlucky veteran and a dead house control fat man to do it!? Is it to protect the president of the United States? That sounds cool! ”

Sean held his head in his hands, leaned back in the passenger seat casually, and joked at Duke, who honked his horn wildly at the car in front of him and raced the Fack oil.

"Dude America, your joke isn't funny at all, especially since you snatched my treasured hot dog, and I don't think it's cool!"

Duke took control of the steering wheel and tilted his head.

"You know what? It's going to cost me a lot of calories, so how much Coke do I have to drink to make up for it! ”

Duke added, "Of course, I'm talking about Pepsi! ”

Duke jokes with Sean in a funny way, but sometimes he can't help but stick out his neck and greet the other family's family loudly when he looks at the car in front of him.

Who said the U.S. doesn't get stuck in traffic?

"You must know that your 'settling-in allowance' has been used by you to spend all day drinking!"

When Sean heard this, he couldn't help but raise his middle finger at the other party, and Duke touched his nose and smiled embarrassedly.

"Of course, I'm also part of it, or rather, I'm one of the culprits! But we now have to face a serious problem, yes, we have no money!"

"If we don't want to go back to Indiana like two stupid asses, we've got to make money. Otherwise, you will definitely be laughed at by those guys to death, definitely! ”

Duke apologized for spending Sean's 'send-off money' for a second, and then began to gnash his teeth.

In general, fat people have a better face. Sean agrees.

"Maybe we should try our luck at La......"

"Give up that damn Los Angeles! Oh, Shet! Damn-" At the sight of Los Angeles, Duke was like a wounded boar, his eyes bloodshot.

Suddenly!

A Chevrolet car next to it swooped out and forcibly overtook him, hitting Duke's lover directly, and Duke, who was angry, also quickly hit the wheels in a panic, and the car writhed left and right on the road like a stripper.

"Bang!"

The Mercury car crashed into a car parked on the side of the road, and the body spun and slid in place, like a kite that had lost control.

And the Chevrolet was also frustrated by an unlucky Ford sedan next to it, which was clearly not so lucky.

First hit by the rear of the Mercury car, and then the whole body flew out sideways, and it was impossible to escape the devil's hand, and hit the fire hydrant directly on the side of the road, and the car was full of screaming and screaming.

“duang――”

This time, the car hit even worse, and the feeling of special effects.

"Falk oil mom wait!"

Sean looked at the Chevrolet sedan, the culprit who was speeding away, and couldn't help but raise his middle finger towards the tail of the car in the distance, expressing his greetings to the other party's mother.

"Shet!"

The unlucky Ford next to it also resounded with the classic American national curse.

"Duke?"

Sean turned his head, looked at Duke stunned and didn't move, and couldn't help but push Fat Duke's body, and he could see that Duke's curls were more scattered, his beard was also messy, and there were a lot more spitting stars on his beard.

I don't know if it's because of fear or if something stayed. Maybe it's just nagging and spitting up when you're just driving......

"Oh my God!! Sean, Sean! My Alice, Alice! ”

"You know, I've been the only one who hasn't bumped into her since I was a child, only her!!"

"Is she going to abandon me too? I can't imagine what it would be like for me to lose her protection! I can't accept this reality! My poor Alice......"

Glancing at Duke, who was at a loss and caught up in the mood of the destruction of his car, Sean shook his head, sighed and drew a cross on his chest, and then raised the silver cross on his chest and kissed it gently on his mouth.

"May you escape the calamity."

Prayers and blessings, not for themselves, but for all those drivers who drive their cars with Duke on the highway in the future.

You know, since he got his driver's license at the age of 16, Duke has crashed more cars than he ever goes to his dad's gas station every day to fill up. And this Mercury is indeed the only one of Duke who hasn't had an accident.

God knows, without his 'Alice', how many cars will fall into the clutches of fat men in the future.

Well, I forgot to mention that every time Duke crashes is extremely safe, and it is the other party who is injured.

"Pooh!? Fack! Damn it! ”

A tall, leather-clad middle-aged man slipped out of the wrecked Ford next to him and hurriedly opened the rear door.

His companion fell in the back seat, looking pained.

"That's right, we're in ...... Damn, wait a minute, it's Vegetable Market Street! That's right, he was injured! ”

In the passenger seat, the beautiful woman with long brown hair saw her companion's call and eagerly picked up the phone to call an ambulance, and with her voice, the man in the back seat also began to moan in pain. Clutching his arms and calves howling in pain.

"Sorry man, I think this is really bad. But that, son-raised Chevrolet fled, and my friend was scared silly! Hopefully your friend is okay. ”

"That's right, it's a, a-bred Chevrolet!" The man gritted his teeth and responded to Sean's words, while not forgetting to thank Sean, "Thank you for your concern!" ”

For Duke, who was still lamenting and chattering in the car, he was directly classified as stupid by Sean. There is no better explanation than this.

Could it be that "Alice" who explained that he felt sorry for him? ”

"I think the most important thing we need now is to save your friends. And this is the most congested street in San Francisco, and it takes at least 30 minutes if you want the group of doctors to get there! Doctors in San Francisco have always been like this, you should know......"

Sean looked at the painful strong man in the back seat sympathetically, and persuaded the tall and well-dressed middle-aged man in front of him.

"Shet!"

The man waved his arm angrily, but his face recovered a lot.

Obviously, he also understood that Sean was right, and scolding that Chevrolet would not help, and he should find a way to help his friend now. And after listening to Sean's words, and looking at his friends who howled in pain, he was also helpless.

I can only ask the female companion who is helping to deal with the trauma on the side, "Angie, how is Pooh's condition?" ”

"Pooh isn't doing well, now I'm going to stop the bleeding as soon as possible, and he should have a broken leg, but his arm seems to be worse, you know, the car just hit a fire hydrant, anything could happen......," the tall woman explained to him, ruffling her hair.

"Can I take a look?"

Seeing that both of them were helpless, Sean squeezed in front of him and observed the hapless guy.

"The left shoulder should be dislocated, the left leg bone should be fractured... As for the right arm......"

As he spoke, Sean walked around the man named Pooh to take a closer look, and at the same time pressed his hands back and forth on the other party's body a few times, and from time to time the other party howled in pain.

"Thank God, it's not a big problem, it's just that it touches the muscles and tendons, and it can be recovered in a week. If I can, I can help him recover his dislocated arm ...... now."

Watching the tall Sean lie there carefully and attentively and give a decent conclusion, this made the tall middle-aged man next to him a little suspicious, and the tall and sexy woman couldn't help but look at Sean with a pair of beautiful eyes when she heard Sean's diagnosis.

"You mean, you can heal?" The sexy tall woman looked at Sean seriously, for fear that Sean would be disgusted, and hurriedly explained, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend, I just care about my friend's injury, I mean, if you can, I hope you can help us." ”

"Don't let me see the idiot who caused the incident, or I'll give him a punch." The middle-aged man slapped the car on the hood, looking very angry.

"It's okay, I can understand that. Don't worry, I think I can try. At the very least, it can help him relieve his pain and wait for the doctor to arrive. ”

Sean smiled, and he didn't refute the other party's question, but walked up to the injured man and shook his finger in front of his eyes.

"Dude, look at my fingers, I'm going to make sure you have a concussion, what ...... is this"

"Thanks, I don't think I ...... This is 3 ...... Oh!! Shet-"

The injured man saw Sean's fingers, and as soon as he answered, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his shoulder, and he couldn't help but cry out.

Subconsciously, he wanted to break free from the pain, and the whole person seemed to jump up.

_________________________ thanks to Ye Tianlong for the tip, eh? You are also surnamed Ye, it won't be the trust I found from Lao Ye, right? Thank you for your attention and support. After all, the starting point values data very much, and Lao Ye is not exempt from vulgarity.