(This chapter has also been changed, and the hand above is not allowed to be written, so the homonym of 'fierce' has been deleted, and it will be explained.) ）

Vientiane Cinema.

"Crazy Stone" midnight file.

Despite this time period, the theater's attendance rate is still very good, at least 9 percentage points higher than the American blockbuster "Fallen Blood Angel" that was released at the same time on the same day.

Soon, the movie began.

An angel in white appeared in the sky, which is simply the gospel of the male audience, and they are all excited.

"It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful!"

"Whew, that's it, I can play for a year!"

"I'm tired, this cliff is a meat-revealing maniac, I bet that this director Ye Xiangdong is a vulgar director, a meat seller, you see, this first shot is so exposed, it's really a shame for the face of the strongest rookie director."

"Shut your foul mouth, okay? If you don't want to see it, the door is there, get out of here! ”

"Hey, fuck, don't you want to talk about Lao Tzu's money? What a reason! ”

"Burn the pen!"

"Second goods!"

"Stupid donkey!"

"Stupid!"

Somehow, the Tucao man was angry in an instant, listening to the reprimands one by one, the Tucao man said angrily: "Paralysis, Lao Tzu paid the ticket, I won't leave yet, I want to take a good look at what kind of goods this vulgar director is shooting." ”

The complaining man is anxious, Ma Le Gobi, Lao Tzu has never been so embarrassed, hum If you continue to do this in the future, Lao Tzu will scatter his wealth when he goes back, and he will die of you every day, and he can't kill you Lao Tzu and your surname Ye.

The screen is played continuously.

First, Xie Xiaomeng stood on the cable car and teased the beauty with Moxi's hair, and the two aunts on the side came to complain, and they still glanced at it, and said with deep disdain: "Hooligans!" ”

Flutter

Many people at the scene laughed, this Xie Xiaomeng is really a funny comparison, accosting a beautiful woman pretending to be a literary wet, and your sister's city is the mother's body, everyone lives in **, this is a young man who is alive and well!

At this time, the beauty of Moxican raised her foot, Xie Xiaomeng screamed, and the drink bottle in his hand fell from the cable car.

Many female compatriots have shown a satisfied smile, and they have to treat this kind of prodigal son like this, stepping on high heels!

As soon as the picture turned, Four Eyes appeared in a superhorse luxury car.

got out of the car, and said with a cheap laugh in his eyes: "Lao Xie, you can't get eight months' salary, can you still make a good job?"

A few minutes later, the picture turned again, and Brother Dao played by Huo Nan and Heipi played by Huang Bo appeared, although the words and actions were still funny.

But many viewers couldn't help frowning, and some of them couldn't help but scold Niang Xipi, can you still watch the movie well? It's only been a few minutes, and your sister has turned 4 shots in a row, from the hospital to the cable car, from the cable car to the demolition of the temple, and then from the temple to the private apartment.

Ten seconds after the voice, the screen rotated again.

it!

This time, most people couldn't help but expose their foul language, your sister, this is the fifth shot switch, and I added fire to my heart for no reason.

You talk about it, each set of shots was handled very well, and there were a lot of laughs, but this Nima editing was a little inexplicable, and an evil fire suddenly rose in my heart, and wait

"Hahaha look, I said earlier that these three vulgar directors are very good, right? On the level of this editing, he aimed at his master, Director Li Chongyan, who was embarrassed, chaotic, and garbage did not explain" Just now the complaining man stood up again, his face was full of pride, and he muttered a lot of nonsense without nutrition, which was nothing more than scolding Ye Xiangdong and complaining about "Crazy Stone".

"Shut up!"

The people around me were a little unhappy in their hearts, and they complained that the man was there again, and most of them couldn't help but scold.

"Woo woo ~ you guys"

The complaining man was very aggrieved and covered his face, it's obviously the truth, we didn't lie, why do you have to reprimand me?

The audience ignored these two forces and continued to watch with their fire in their hands.

Boom!

Bao Shihong's van and Four-Eyed's Superhorse luxury car collided together, and Four-Eyed, who was holding the spray paint on the wall to write the word demolition, was angry, scolded 'dog day', threw down the spray paint and ran up.

The picture turned again, the audience couldn't help but roll their eyes, and they couldn't help but see it, but most people gradually believed the words of the complaining man in their hearts, this bad pen director is definitely a rookie newcomer, and he changes the camera again and again, he is really a born calf.

"Forget it, just donate the ticket money to the disaster area this time, and in the future, the movie Lao Tzu directed by this pen will resolutely resist!"

This is the voice of most people, thinking that the money is out, everyone still endures and continues to watch.

In the sight, Bao Shihong and Sanbao chatted in the car, and the radio in the car broadcast a news: Today, the city's handicraft factory accidentally found a priceless jade rough in the renovation of the public toilet

This should be the main story, right? Crazy stones? Hmm~ This jade rough should be the stone of the title, and the audience guessed again and again.

Suddenly, a drink bottle fell from the sky, and with a bang, the front window glass was shattered

Hey?

The audience looked at the familiar drink bottle, and they had a flash of inspiration, and they suddenly became interested, right?

I saw Guo Tao scolding at the cable car in the sky: "Turtle son, you died tragically in the cable car, you might as well jump down"

"Fuck it's really the drink bottle that Xie Xiaomeng threw down, the clues are connected, by the way, the police officer who just checked Brother Dao was led away by a car accident, and the four-eyed luxury car was hit"

really

In the screen, Guo Tao's car stopped on the downhill road, did not pull the handbrake, and the van went straight down.

Boom!

The two cars collided properly, and the lights of the superhorse luxury car exploded.

"Dog's day, unmanned, high-tech!" Four Eyes scolded on the spot.

"Hahahaha, God turns,, it's all clear now, it's interesting, it's really interesting." The audience applauded one by one, from the initial expectation to disappointment, from disappointment to anger, and then from anger to surprise, the twists and turns were really refreshing.

The complaining man's hands were red, and an audience member next to him quipped: "This big-breasted brother, didn't you scold the hardest just now?" Why are you clapping your hands now? ”

The complaining man's face turned red, and he forcibly explained: "I'm an incentive, yes, it's an incentive, without me working so hard to pull hatred, the effect will be so good?" ”

"Me"

This is just a small episode, as the camera is changed again and again, the audience gradually becomes familiar with the montage editing technique, and it is natural to watch it, laughing constantly, forming a stark contrast on this lonely night.

An hour and a half later, "Crazy Stone" ended, and most of the audience stood up unsatisfied, and while leaving the stage, they praised: "It's so good, I'm going to bring my girlfriend to watch it tomorrow and make her happy." ”

"Yes, I strongly recommend my relatives and friends, Director Ye Xiangdong's editing technique is really as wonderful as the film critics say, this has created a new way of editing, great! I'll take my friends to watch it again tomorrow. ”

"I'll bring my mom and dad to have fun."

"I'll take my daughter."

"Me"

In the corner, Bai Kun and the assistant had gloomy faces and left in a gloomy manner, without saying a word during the period, their facial expressions were very exciting, with remorse, regret, and resentment

As for why, only he knows.

In the hotel, after just accompanying everyone to the bar for a small celebration, Ye Xiangdong was in a hurry, stood by the toilet, and took out Smecta's little Ding Ding and sprinkled it with a bang.

buzzing

The phone rang again.

Yang Yinger!

(Author: If you don't work overtime today, even if this chapter is added, you can still have 2 more at night without accidents.) ）