Chapter 568 - On the Road
At seven o'clock the next morning, the sky began to clear, and a thin layer of snow could be seen in the fields by the roadside, which was already close to the north. Lu Su rubbed the bridge of his nose and yawned heavily, he just parked the car on the side of the road last night and took a nap on the steering wheel for two hours, he was sleepy and tired at the moment, and his bones were sore.
At this time, the bulging clothes on the back seat moved, and Long Kui, who was curled up to sleep underneath, sat up and stretched his waist greatly: "It's so comfortable to sleep." ”
"You're comfortable, I'm tired."
"Who called you an adult?"
"Come to the front."
"Whew."
Long Kui climbed into the passenger seat and took out a pack of instant noodles from his cloth pocket: "Let's eat this in the morning." ”
"There is no boiling water, not even a pot to boil water."
"Then I'll have to eat this and this." He turned out sausages and sauerkraut again, and although the cloth pocket was rich, there was no staple food...... When she came, Worm Ting brought them a few steamed buns, which had been hard as stones for too long, and neither of them had an appetite to eat.
Lu Suyi reached out and touched the sausage and sauerkraut, then launched a palm reversal, copied two copies, and copied a can of beer for himself. Although eating replicas can also fill your stomach, if you eat it every day, you will get thinner and thinner. At this time, Lu Su remembered that there were still five demon corpses in the car, and it would take three days to return to the north, and the demon corpses would disappear in these three days.
"Wait, let's stop eating this, let's drink beer and eat barbecue!" With that, he pulled over to the side of the road.
"But we don't have salt or cumin."
"Tough men don't eat salt! You go and collect firewood. ”
"Good!" Long Kui jumped out of the car and ran towards the side of the road, where there were large patches of straw and jujube trees.
Eating demon corpses is actually to eat the demons in their bodies, that is, the legendary Neidan, but this thing has no material existence. It's strange to say that even if you throw away your internal organs and head and eat only your limbs and torso, you can devour the demon. If two demons eat a demon corpse, in the end, the demon will only run into the body of one demon, just like roulette, depending on luck...... No one can tell where the demon is hiding in the body.
Lu Su picked out the bodies of the little boy and "Teacher Liu Huan", carried them to the side of the road, tore their bellies with his hands without a knife, took out the internal organs and threw them away, and then twisted off their heads like screws, and scrubbed them inside and out with the snow on the side of the road. Eating corpses has long been a part of Lu Su's life, but now he doesn't understand why human beings should throw away or bury good protein and energy.
After a while, Long Kui carried a lot of straw and branches, Lu Su lit the fire, and then tore Teacher Liu Huan apart, skewered them with thick branches, and let Long Kui roast them by himself. His own way of eating is more violent, burning the wood into charcoal, then picking open the little boy's belly, stuffing it all into it, and then tying the belly tightly with the little boy's own clothes, and baking it for a while, the meat can be eaten, but the limbs are still raw, and he is fine if he eats raw.
The wilderness, the campfire, the barbecue, the beer, what a man's morning!
"Well, may I ask if you are going to the north?" A voice suddenly came from the side, and Lu Su looked up and saw a man with a sven appearance, dragging a suitcase, coming around from the side of the off-road vehicle to talk to him.
When he saw the child's arm in Lu Su's hand, the man's expression changed from politeness to shock, and then to horror, his mouth was wide open, big enough to fit a fist in, and when he screamed, he could almost see his little tongue trembling: "Cannibalism!" ”
The most headache to encounter this situation, when eating corpses, they are seen by ordinary humans, all kinds of fuss and screams, once they know that they are not bad people, the other party will be more painstaking to enlighten and educate, and use their human values to educate a demon. …,
Lu Su was very upset by the man's scream, and when he was about to run for his life with his hands and feet, Lu Su roared in a thunderous voice: "You stop me!" ”
The other party immediately froze obediently, and the feeling of intimidating people with killing intent was really cool, ordinary people couldn't bear this powerful sense of oppression at all.
The scene was quiet all of a sudden, as if it had just been thunder, only the crackling sound of the fire could be heard, Lu Su stood up and walked towards the man, although the latter was already scared and his legs were trembling, but he didn't dare to turn around and run for his life, his voice seemed to come from the ice cellar, trembling: "Big guy, I really baa I won't see it!" ”
"You're going north?" Lu Su asked calmly.
"Huh!?" The man was stunned by this cannibalistic pervert's question, what kind of trouble is this, he nodded vigorously, and then said, "I can go by myself, don't be wet and sluggish (troublesome) boss, you continue to eat you!" ”
Lu Su was amused by his accent and said, "Take off your clothes." Lu Su could only hear a little bit of meaning, but looking at the exaggerated demeanor of this man when he spoke, it was easy to guess what he said.
"Why?" His eyes widened.
Lu Su repeated word by word: "Take off your clothes, I want to check you." ”
This person obviously came from the south, if there were signs of mud and skin disease on his body, then Lu Su would not hesitate to drop it, and he would definitely not be allowed to go behind the northern wall. Although the move was cruel, it was also to save more lives.
The man was still hesitating, but when he noticed that Lu Su was staring at him with a cold gaze, he immediately took off his down jacket, then took off his pants, hugged his shoulders and said pitifully: "Big guy, I can go!" I don't have a lot of money on me. ”
"All stripped naked."
"The big guy is a, huh?"
"Shut up!"
"It's good, it's good, I'll take it off!"
He took off his clothes one by one, and finally hesitated when he got to his underwear, looked up at Lu Su, and then took off his small underwear with white spots on a black background as if he was ruthless, revealing his bare ass.
At first glance, he was an intellectual, there were no injuries on his body, and his skin was very white, Lu Su looked back and forth, and there was no sign of mud skin disease, so he said: "Okay, you put it on, I will take you to the north." ”
"Well, (thank you)...... What the big guy is...... Whoa, brother, why don't you order me? ”
"No, as for what you just saw, I don't bother to explain, that's all."
He returned to the fire and continued to eat barbecue with Long Kui, the man was a little cold, came over to roast the fire, and when he saw the head of Teacher Liu Huan on the ground, he frowned and turned his face away, and asked, "Is the big guy (yes) so hateful about this person?" ”
"We're demons, and the rest, I won't explain."
"Oh, it's like that." He seemed to understand and said, Lu Su could somewhat understand why she was reluctant to explain some common sense things to herself when she first met Jinduan, because it was too troublesome, think about it carefully, although her attitude was very bad at that time, she was still patient, and she would answer all questions.
Long Kui's share was almost gone, and he leaned over and whispered, "There must be something good in his big box." ”
"Don't beat other people's ideas, he also wants to live."
Lu Su's words seemed to be heard by the man, and he hurriedly nodded in agreement: "The big guy is kind-hearted, he is really a good person!" I've got some old shirts in my box. ”
Lu Su and Long Kui ate the barbecue silently, and said from time to time: "Don't be picky, don't be picky, and give me the bones to eat." ”
"I can't swallow the bones."
"Chew it and swallow it...... Also, I deliberately left my liver behind, you don't eat it, there are a lot of vitamins. ”…,
"I hate eating this, it's disgusting."
"How can a picky eater grow tall."
Looking at this incredible scene, the man who was roasting the fire there was scared and curious, but he didn't dare to ask anything.
With a full stomach, Lu Su put out the fire and told the man to get into the car. He climbed up with great gratitude, and when he saw the three demon corpses under the back seat, he screamed in fright.
"Dead man, so frightening (terrible)!"
"What do you want to ask?" Lu Su said impatiently.
He hurriedly shook his head: "No! ”
When he started the car again, Lu Su thought that these three corpses could be eaten as food on the road, although he was a little sorry for Worm Ting, but there was no way.
After the car drove away, Lu Su and Long Kui, who were sitting in the front, chatted casually, and both of them almost forgot the existence of the man in the back. Probably through his own observation, he found out that these two people were not evildoers, and the man gradually began to talk to them, and he asked Lu Su: "What happened (here)?" Explaining (why) is like dealing (fighting), everywhere you don't see the living. ”
"You don't know?" Lu Su asked in surprise.
"I don't even know a little bit! I'm begging to come back from the United States first. ”
"It's a war, a demon and a man fighting." Lu Su said succinctly.
"The demon really doesn't tie up a good thing."
"Be careful when you speak, we are also demon ......," Lu Su calmly threatened, "Demon on the side of humans." ”
"The big guy is a good demon, and the big guy is a good demon...... Excuse me, what the hell is a demon? ”
"Demons, it's a life form that transcends common sense!" Lu Su smiled, and brought out the simple and clear explanation of the brocade cut back then, and on the plain on the side, the magnificent morning sun rose, rendering the thin layer of snow on the ground into a colorful light.
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