It seems that in order to avenge the betrayal of the two younger brothers, Wang Han's eldest brother instigated Jolin Tsai and asked her to beg the two guys to perform the show.

Needless to say, Odie performed his best Mike. Jackson danced, and Qian Feng once again pretended to be an "ostrich".

In fact, this is also the feature of the "Everyday Upward" column, each host has a special job, such as Oudi's dance, Qian Feng's ostrich, the pastoral limerick, and Koji's "Very happy!" ”

Immediately afterwards, Wang Han made another tirade, meaning to replace the four Ou Di, saying that one of them has too big a head, affecting the operation of the camera, one is too short, will pull down the height of everyone, one has pimples, will make everyone think that the brothers are immature every day, and there is "can't speak human language", Chinese is not good, and Japanese is forgotten. So he announced that he would let Yin Tianyou and Jolin Tsai partner with him, and the beautiful name said: handsome men and beautiful women match, and they are not tired of working.

At this time, of course Ou Di and the others were unwilling, so Wang Han asked them "very puzzled": "The two of them are handsome men and beautiful women, and you have to get involved, I think it's very incongruous." Can you tell us what you think? ”

Odie shook his head and said, "I refuse to answer this question. It's not my fault that I'm short, but it's a problem to talk casually, I praise them, they will say that I have low self-esteem and make sycophants. Criticize them, and they will be treated as sour grapes. Alas, it's hard to be a man. ”

Qian Feng said: "I can only say that there is no market for a handsome guy like me, it's unreasonable." If it really doesn't work, I can only act in a TV series and become a star, by the way, people say that the "Orange Island Head" I played is very good. ”

Tian Yuan said: "I think that in addition to being handsome, a person must also be talented, especially to be able to write poetry." Look at me to improvise a song: Yin Tianyou, Yin Tianyou, you are handsome and I am too ugly, I will leave if you come, Brother Han doesn't want me, who can keep it? Brackets, the audience doesn't want to! ”

Koji opened his mouth and stammered, "Although I don't speak Chinese well. But...... But I'm funny, I'll slap my ass and say I'm so happy today, I'm so happy today, will he? ”

Brother Wang Han couldn't cry or laugh, "I just understood today, hosting so many episodes of the show with you turned out to be a mistake, you can't blame your parents if you look ugly, and you can't blame your teacher for your low culture." But if you don't have self-knowledge, you can only blame yourself. ”

After the noise, the show continued.

First of all, as the second guest, Jolin Tsai was also teased by several hosts for a while, asking her what her impression of Star City was, what snacks she liked, etc., and then, like Yin Tianyou, everyone clamored for her to come to a song on the spot.

Jolin Tsai didn't have stage fright, so she took the initiative to say that she wanted to perform an old song that was a little sexier. It's called "Dancer".

As soon as these words came out, they immediately caused countless audience shouts and screams.

Yin Tianyou didn't know why at first. But he knew the reason right away.

With the music of the song "Dancer" playing, Jolin Tsai, who had changed her clothes, came out, only to see her and the two in front of her, wearing a bikini-style transparent shirt, super mini hot pants, and holding a three-foot ribbon, full of the image of a professional gymnast dancing "ribbon dance".

Dance music with this song. She began to dance and sing—

The moonlight is presumptuous by the dyed window

Dust and smoke magic all visuals

Another glass of the ancient and mysterious Ganges water

The cat's eye on my forehead unveiled the celebration

Joints imprisoned for thousands of years for love

I am talking about the love that I have forgotten

Listen to all the joy and sorrow tied around my waist

Let those images reappear and go back to the way they were

Spin jump with my eyes closed

The hustle and bustle can't see you, are you drunk?

I don't stop on snowy summer nights

The hourglass that blurred the years was shattered by me......

……

In singing, Jolin Tsai will also do a lot of difficult gymnastic movements, such as splitting legs, kicking towards the sky, flying in the air, spinning, etc.

In fact, this song was the title song of Jolin Tsai's album in 2006, and it is also her favorite song, the reason why she chose "Ribbon Dance" in the first place. In addition to wanting to show strength and beauty, the most important thing is to show the spirit of "dancer", "This is also the best portrayal of Jolin Tsai herself, she has gone from not dancing at all to becoming a trend-leading dancer today, and no one has done hard work over the years."

Now, with no gymnastics foundation at all, she has learned the difficult "ribbon dance" from an Olympic gold medal gymnast, which further reflects the quality of being an excellent "dancer".

In short, Jolin Tsai, who is singing and dancing at the moment, used her skillful dancing and beautiful singing voice to give the audience an unimaginable audio-visual ultimate invincible enjoyment.

As the saying goes, the layman looks at the excitement, and the insider looks at the excitement.

For Yin Tianyou, he sees Jolin Tsai's singing and dancing skills. First of all, in terms of singing skills, Jolin Tsai's treble part is not outstanding, and it seems that her vocal range limits the expansion of her voice, so she can't sing particularly high-pitched songs, to put it bluntly, she is not a singer who belongs to the category of "giant lung". But her bass is particularly outstanding, at least in between the melody and the bumps, giving a sense of smoothness. Looking at her dancing posture again, Yin Tianyou's eyes are sharp, and he can clearly see the calluses on the soles of her feet, as well as the marks of scars on her knees. It can be seen how hard she usually practices dance.

No wonder she can be called a "little diva", whether it is singing and dancing or her character, she is very good. This is the conclusion reached by Yin Tianyou.

……

Soon, Jolin Tsai's song ended.

There is no doubt that her wonderful performance won warm applause from the audience.

Taking advantage of the climax of the atmosphere, Brother Han, as the host, proposed that Yin Tianyou should not be allowed to sit still, it is better to join in, and everyone will play a game together to liven up the atmosphere.

The name of the game is Guess the False. The program team will invite three beautiful women to play, they are from different identities and have different occupations, and they can judge what she does by asking them. However, for Yin Tianyou and Jolin Tsai, the two of them must pick one of the three "flight attendants" from the three contestants at this moment.

Without asking, Yin Tianyou determined that the third place was the real flight attendant with his sensitive sense. However, after some commotion, when the guests were asked to make a choice, he did not choose the number three. Instead, he chose No. 1, and when Wang Han asked him about his reason, he also spoke very confidently.

It's just that in this way, he affected Jolin Tsai instead, and she picked up the No. 1 sign for a while. After a while, I picked up the No. 3 brand, and I didn't know which one to choose.

"Pick three." Yin Tianyou didn't want Jolin Tsai to be embarrassed, so he advised in a low voice.

Jolin Tsai looked at Yin Tianyou suspiciously, Yin Tianyou nodded affirmatively, so, after a little hesitation, Jolin Tsai chose No. 3.

In addition to Wang Han in the Tiantian brothers, the other four brothers collectively chose No. 2, so that they could. One, two, and three are all selected, and it's time for the final unveiling. After the countdown, the number three stepped down. She is the only real flight attendant, and the other two are a model and a white-collar worker.

Yin Tianyou, who chose the wrong No. 1, naturally had to be punished, and he and Ou Di did fifty push-ups in a heaval with four people, but he was physically superhuman, but he didn't react. On the contrary, it is the pastoral and Koji who don't often do sports in the team every day.

Afterwards. The little diva Jolin Tsai was reminded by Yin Tianyou and escaped a little catastrophe. But he wondered why he didn't choose the number three.

When Jolin Tsai asked this question in a low voice, Yin Tianyou smiled: "Entertainment shows, it's good that everyone is happy, what else does it mean if you guess correctly?" Besides, don't you see how happy Brother Han is to see me doing push-ups? ”

When Jolin Tsai heard this reason, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle. The inadvertent beauty suddenly made Yin Tianyou stunned.

And at this time, Brother Wang Han interjected again: "Hey, you two, you are on TV now, how can you flirt and scold as if no one is around?" ”

Yin Tianyou hurriedly sat upright. is ridiculous in his heart, Brother Wang Han always doesn't miss this opportunity to joke. Jolin Tsai was used to seeing this kind of scene and laughed, but Yin Tianyou keenly felt that the body temperature on her face had risen.

Seeing that Brother Han made fun of this handsome man and beautiful woman. Ou Di, who had just finished push-ups and was still out of breath, did not show weakness, and took the opportunity to say bitterly to Jolin Tsai: "Yilin, you and I are both in the same place, and we can be regarded as a family, I want to remind you that there are many rights and wrongs in the entertainment industry, and the character is complicated, not everyone is so decent and infatuated as me, you have to be careful, don't be deceived by some Korean Oba with ulterior motives." Odie blinked, looking like a ghost.

Brother Wang Han seemed to support Ou Di's "argument", and also said: "That's right, you have to be careful when you come to us, especially a beauty like you, you have to be even more careful, a man with long legs can't compare to the infatuation of a man with short legs." Next to him, Ou Di hurriedly said that he was an outstanding representative of the "little short legs". Then he stared at Yin Tianyou, which obviously meant that he was the villain.

Yin Tianyou knew that he had to cooperate with Wang Han at this time, pretending not to know what Wang Han was saying, and nodded again and again in agreement: "Brother Han's words are thought-provoking, and they are indeed good words. ”

Yin Tianyou pretended to be crazy and stupid, but Wang Han couldn't play it, so he had to say to Jolin Tsai: "The next column is the best way to experience human nature, and you can see the true face of some people right away." ”

With Wang Han's order, different beauties from all over the world came out in a row, only to see that there were five of them, almost all of them were beauties, some were pure, some were glamorous, and some were intellectual...... At least the four members of the Tiantian Brothers were already stunned, and Ou Di even shouted at Wang Han: "Brother Han, when it's over, can you invite them to have a hot pot together?" ”

At this moment, five different beauties appeared on stage one by one, and Wang Han's ridicule was naturally indispensable. At this time, Yin Tianyou has become Wang Han's target, and every beauty on stage has to ask Yin Tianyou how he feels. Yin Tianyou also showed a naughty temperament at this time, and he nodded again and again to Wang Han's ulterior motives, and made an obsessive look: "Not bad, not bad." Naturally, there was another burst of laughter.

Wang Han saw that Yin Tianyou was so cooperative, and then said mysteriously: "Which one do you like?" I can help you date her. ”

Yin Tianyou also whispered: "You know, that's the one." Thanks, sorry for the trouble. ”

The two of them had a hard time, as if they were acting in a stage play, and everyone else couldn't help laughing.

In the end, the five beauties appeared on stage together, and Wang Han continued to joke about Yin Tianyou: "It doesn't matter if the show is not a show, if you are really asked to choose one, who will you choose?" ”

Yin Tianyou was embarrassed: "Brother Han, this is too difficult, can you not choose?" ”

"No, you have to choose." Wang Han did not let go.

Oh, if you really want to choose, I think Miss Jolin Tsai is quite good, and turned back to Jolin Tsai and said, "Why don't we go back and have a hot pot." ”

Although Jolin Tsai knew that this was Yin Tianyou getting rid of himself, she still couldn't help but look shy, and Ou Di interjected again: "My math is very fast, have you paid the tuition?" If you haven't paid it, I'll make up for it later. ”

After a gag, the final show officially began, but it was for Yin Tianyou to use "poetry" or "lyrics" to describe the flamboyance of these girls, in the words of Wang Han's eldest brother, "Only beautiful poems or lyrics can represent the highest praise." ”

Of course, it seems that he is afraid that Yin Tianyou will not be able to complete the task, so he is specially allowed to ask for help on the spot to verify this wonderful moment together.

Looking at the five beauties from all over the world with different postures, Yin Tianyou actually had a draft in his abdomen.

In the first sentence, he looked at the first petite and very young beautiful girl and said: "The little lotus has only shown its sharp horns, and a dragonfly has already stood on its head." ”

In the second sentence, he looked at the second beautiful woman who was dressed more gracefully and luxuriously, and said: "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon." ”

In the third sentence, he looked at the beautiful woman with a bewitching body and flowing eyes, and said: "Soaring like a frightening dragon, graceful like a swimming dragon, beautiful eyes, looking forward to Shenfei." ”

In the fourth sentence, it is an amateur beauty who doesn't wear much makeup, Yin Tianyou said: "If you compare West Lake to Xizi, it is always appropriate to wear heavy makeup." ”

Being able to describe four beauties with such poems in such a short period of time, Wang Han and others couldn't help but be secretly surprised that Yin Tianyou was knowledgeable and splendid, and even the little diva Jolin Tsai couldn't help but look at Yin Tianyou again.

You must know that he is from South Korea, and this style has embarrassed many guests.

However, Yin Tianyou also knows how to stop in moderation, and he has to leave it to the audience to interact, so when it was the turn of the fifth place, he made a sad face, turned back to Wang Han and said: "I really can't think of this, I think it's better to ask the audience for help." ”

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The next thing is to go through the motions, the recording of the show was completed quickly, as the eldest brother of this show, Wang Han is very satisfied with Yin Tianyou's performance, and several other hosts also think that this FIVE is really good, not to mention talented, but also very interesting. As for Yin Tianyou, his first time on a mainland TV show was a pleasant experience.

Everyone greeted each other and parted. When Jolin Tsai said goodbye to Yin Tianyou, she suddenly asked in a low voice, "How long will you stay here?" ”

Yin Tianyou replied: "Two or three days, I'll leave soon if there's nothing to do." ”

"Are you free tomorrow? Come out and talk. Jolin Tsai sent out an invitation.

Yin Tianyou thought for a moment and agreed, "There shouldn't be any problem." ”

"So, contact me tomorrow." The two exchanged phone numbers, and then they broke up. (To be continued......)