Chapter 66: There Are Pigs in the Zoo?
"Invite him in." Liu Qi smiled on his lips, and then said to Zhang Yu, the director of the zoo, "This Li Mu is the guardian of this giant panda." ”
"Guardians? Hum. Zhang Yu said disdainfully, "Who gave him this right to be the guardian of the giant panda?" You? Or your loving dean? ”
Liu Qi snorted: "Director Zhang, please pay attention to the tone of your speech, this is not your zoo, is it a place where you can do whatever you want?" ”
"What do you mean by that?" Not to be outdone, Zhang Yu said, "Huh? Do you mean that I'm in the zoo and do whatever I want? That's what you mean! ”
"Do you know this best in your own heart, and you want me to tell me?" Liu Qi snorted.
At this time, Li Mu also opened the door of the office and walked in, he had already heard the quarrel inside, and when he walked in, he saw that it was a middle-aged man with a narrow face who was arguing with Liu Qi, looking at his eyes, Li Mu felt uncomfortable for no reason.
"Young man, do you know that you are doing something illegal right now?" Zhang Yu didn't wait for Liu Qi and Li Mu to greet each other, so he directly preemptively attacked.
"Oh? Violate the law. Li Mu treats people who make him uncomfortable, and he has always treated them in the same way as others, and he also makes him uncomfortable, and he is the kind in his heart, "Uncle Ma, do you know that you are also doing a criminal thing now." ”
Zhang Yu was stunned for a moment, he really didn't expect this young man to dare to talk to him like this, even if he didn't know his identity, didn't he know that he respected the old and loved the young? And, what did he just call himself? Uncle Ma? Who's so surnamed Ma!
Zhang Yu endured his anger, turned to Liu Qi and said, "Liu Qi, don't you want to introduce me?" ”
Liu Qi responded coldly: "Oh." Li Mu, this is Zhang Yu, the director of the zoo. ”
"Ah, so your surname is Zhang." Li Mu had an expression that I was really wrong, "I see that your face is so long, and you have to fight with the horse." I thought your surname was Ma. ”
Your surname is Ma, and your whole family is surnamed Ma.
Zhang Yu was a little crazy and felt a little crazy, and felt the need to teach him how to behave: "Li Mu, right, hehe, you just said that I did something illegal?" But if you say it wrong, you are slandering. ”
Li Mu still has that trick to change the stars: "Zhang Yu is right, hehe." You just said I did something illegal? But if you say it wrong, you are slandering. ”
"Don't learn from me, you think it's fun? This is not a school, not a teacher's office, thinking that one criticism is the end of it? Slander others, but you will go to jail. Zhang Yu felt that he needed to have a dantian expansion operation, what should he do if he couldn't hold it down?
There was no fear on Li Mu's face. shot back: "It turns out that you also know the law, since you know that slandering others is a crime." It's going to jail, hmph, you knowingly committed a crime, do you want to be sentenced more severely? ”
"You." Zhang Yu suddenly stopped, he admitted that he was hard at work, and Li Mu won. However, facts are facts, and breaking the law is breaking the law. You think you're Song Shijie.
Zhang Yu raised his head slightly, and looked at Li Mu with invincible eyes. sneered: "Pretty slippery, huh? It's a pity that it's useless! Let me ask you, the giant panda in this hospital is raised by you? ”
Li Mu sneered: "You are still the director of the zoo, I said that you slipped in through the back door, no matter how ignorant you are, there must be a limit, right?" Which law in China says that giant pandas can be kept privately? You even ask this kind of question, alas, why didn't you stretch your IQ when you said that your face was so long. ”
Zhang Yu's brain was dizzy, thinking about it carefully, it seems that he was not so excited when he was in the cave room, right?
"How do you speak, how do you speak, you just have to answer my questions well, don't say what you have or don't." Zhang Yu's tongue was about to be knotted.
"Do you think it's a feudal society now, and you still want to play word hell?" Li Mu looked at him with disdain, like looking at a poor worm who pretended to be an intellectual after reading a book for two years, "Ask a good question, I'm in a good mood, I'll tell you, if you're in a bad mood, please go home and feed the pigs...... The zoo has pigs, right? ”
"You, you ......" Zhang Yu had another chest tightness and shortness of breath at this time, and he had to go crazy.
Liu Qi laughed secretly when he saw it next to him, but for the sake of face, he couldn't bear it and didn't make a sound.
"Bear with me, I bear with it." Zhang Yu told himself to be calm, and he must not be provoked by this young man's words and do anything bad......
"Let me ask you, do you know the giant panda in this hospital?" Zhang Yu asked with a calm face.
"Yo, still play gloomy and have personality." Li Mu praised the other party slightly, and then replied, "Yes, you live on my mountain, of course you know." ”
"Living on your mountain, then this giant panda is not your private raising?" Zhang Yu was about to jump up with joy, your uncle, you just said no?
"Hey, how do you talk? I live on my mountain, so what about a hundred and eight big ants living on my mountain, which are also raised by me? ”
"Who cares how many ants live on your mountain, I'm asking about giant pandas." Zhang Yu grasped the key point and prepared to face the attack.
Li Mu sighed and said, "Giant pandas are animals, aren't ants animals?" If you're still the zoo director, why can't you treat animals the same? I'm so sad for those ants. ”
I grieve for you. Zhang Yu lowered his head slightly, feeling that his beer belly seemed to be bigger.
"I, I don't want to waste any more time with you, since the giant panda lives on your mountain, why don't you report it?" Zhang Yu asked sharply.
Li Mu was very cooperative and changed his face to shock: "Do you want to report?" ”
"Of course you have to report it, the giant panda is a national treasure, why do you think a cat and a dog can take care of the giant panda?"
Looking at Zhang Yu, who was looking ugly at the moment, Liu Qi really couldn't stand it anymore, and interjected: "Zhang Yu, how do you know that Li Mu didn't report this matter?" ”
"Nonsense, if it was reported, I wouldn't know?" Zhang Yu said with a natural face, "Giant pandas should live in the zoo, safe, comfortable and warm, without worrying about the dangers of the outside world, let alone being used by some villains, hum!" Zhang Yuyi was righteous, upright, as if Lin Tianxiang was possessed.
"Ugh." Liu Qi sighed, not knowing how to communicate with him.
Li Mu was also speechless, so he simply ignored him and said directly to Liu Qi: "What about Meng Meng?" I'll take it back first. ”
"Well, it's still in the ward before, don't you know, this giant panda is really, it's really annoying, you take it away quickly, don't stay for a moment." Liu Qi recalled the hard days of these two days, and he was almost in tears.
Zhang Yu jumped out again at this time: "Who allowed you to do this, I tell you, I will definitely report this matter to our National Administration of Rare Animals and Plants, and you, you, will wait and see." Li Mu, it's still too late for you to turn yourself in. ”
Li Mu hissed: "It's addicted, isn't it, it's endless, right?" ”
"You, how do you speak?" Zhang Yu really wished that his mother would give him one more mouth, and he would not be speechless at this time. (To be continued.) )