Chapter 91: Sister Xiaohan's storytelling is very good

Back in the room, Fusu asked, "Did you prepare the story a long time ago?" ”

Han Zhou glanced at him and said, "This is what I prepared for the child." That's what my parents told us kids. ”

"Oh, how I sound especially for me."

"Cut! If you don't pull me over, I'll tell? I don't have anything to say, I have to let people say two sentences, rather than say two words without saltiness, it is better to say something interesting. ”

"Well, that's right. But the story will give the listener an idea. ”

"Where there are ideas, there are ideas. As long as the eldest prince remembers that the emperor loves his son, even if he is gone, he has expectations for you, and you don't have to think about the rest. We can't control what everyone in the world thinks, just try our best to do our own thing. ”

"Well, I know you're thinking about me all the time, but, Xiaohan, it's too tiring like this, I want you to relax."

"No no relaxation. It's just storytelling. It's really hard to grasp what I'm talking about on that occasion today. Originally, there were a few lyrics on my lips, thinking about singing a song and mixing it up, and then I thought about it, if I sing in public, will it affect the image of the son, or forget it, tell a story honestly. ”

"Do you care about my image?"

"Of course, we share weal and woe, we are one. Any act I do is to be considered for you. ”

"Xiao Han, you are like this-, I, I am very moved, and I will cherish it. Just don't be too aggrieved by yourself. ”

"It's alright! I'm not too aggrieved, I'll tell you in advance what I want to do, if you don't want to, I'll fight for it, I won't be too aggrieved. ”

"Xiao Han, sometimes I feel that there is a man in your heart, like a fighter."

"Go, you man! Who said that women must live with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, if I have low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, it must be pretended. ”

"Haha, you've finally told the truth."

"Cut, I've never told the truth."

……

When he woke up in the morning, Fusu looked unhappy. Because Xiao Han refused his further search. Xiao Han said that she was going to be uncomfortable these days, and it was too inconvenient to go out with a group of men. Xiao Han prepared a large bag of cotton and cloth for herself, and she said with a distressed face, it was too extravagant, but there was no way. I don't know how the women of your family got it. Fusu said hatefully, you will know when you enter the door.

Fusu decided to turn his grief and anger into strength, and rushed to the yard to prepare to compete with people to fight birds.

The sergeants were already standing in the courtyard, and those who were willing to challenge stood up, and the others stood behind to watch the battle.

There are tall poplar and locust trees in the yard of the post station, and there are many birds, who are singing about the beautiful morning in the trees. The people under the trees were very quiet and did not speak, for fear that the birds would be frightened and there would be no targets.

Zhang Long came over and quietly asked Fusu: "Eldest son, how can we compare?" ”

Fusu thought about it and said: "I throw a stone to hit the bird, and the hit can't hit the other one, as long as the bird is frightened, you will release the arrow, and whoever shoots it will get today's lottery." ”

Zhang Long nodded, this method is good. Gongzi Fusu threw stones, it was better to hit, and if he didn't hit, it was only a prelude to the frightened birds, and there was no shame in anything.

So, it went on. A few men drew their bows and arrows, waiting for the birds to rise.

Fusu picked up a good stone, checked it, glanced at Xiao Han, who was about to see his joke, proudly "hummed", looked at the sparrow, raised his hand, the stone flew out, "boom", the bird rushed into the sky, and the arrows on the ground flew up one by one, and then, pop, pop, pop, arrows also fell, and birds also fell. A fruitful place.

"Hit, hit." There were a couple of lads barking.

"Childe is also hit!" Someone called again.

Sure enough, two birds were hit by arrows, and in the shade of the tree, one bird was struggling with its legs, and was hit by a stone.

Han Zhou couldn't bear to look at it and regretted coming up with such an idea. She stuffed the five peaches that she took out as a lottery head into Zhang Long's hand, and turned around to dodge.

The person who gets the peach is very happy, there is not much in the thing, the key is that it is won.

All the way north, the weather was hot and muggy, and it seemed like it was going to rain.

Sitting in the car, Xiao Han said to Fusu: "I didn't expect Childe's wrist strength to be so strong!" ”

Fusu raised his head proudly: "Hmph, where am I not strong?" Others don't know, you don't know yet? ”

Xiao Han glanced at him, this person is really good at climbing along the pole. She digressed the subject and said, "It looks like it's going to rain." ”

"Well, it's troublesome when it rains. The road is not easy to walk. ”

"If it rains, do we have to go forward?"

"Of course, I can't afford to delay. But if it rains heavily, you can only find a place to stay first. ”

"Oh. I kind of hope that the rain will be heavy, but this is my selfishness. ”

"Why?" Fusu looked at her strangely.

"It's inconvenient. It's always bad to go to the toilet in the heavy rain, unlike you men. ”

"Oh. But on the march, there is no way. I'll help you get out of the way when the time comes. ”

"That's all there is to it. Am I troublesome? ”

"Where? Oh, though, you're in trouble other women don't have. ”

Xiao Han didn't speak, she knew what he was going to say.

Fusu sighed lightly: "However, I will also indulge you first, if one day I am really hot, I will carry you to the house, starve you for three days, see if you accept it?" ”

Xiao Han also sighed: "Hey, I won't need three days, and I will faint in one day." ”

Fusu rubbed her hair lovingly: "How did this problem fall?" It seems that other people are not like this when they are hungry. ”

Xiao Han shook his head, indicating that he didn't know. In fact, she seems to know that she didn't have it before giving birth, but she has it after giving birth. It may be that there is such a relationship, but these cannot be said.

"I asked Mu Mu to prepare a lot of sugar for you. There are also clothes to add when it's cold. ”

"Hmm. How many miles can our pigeons fly now? ”

"You have money and say you can fly 400 miles. I haven't tried it yet. This time, get the Upper County Garrison and let them fly and try it. ”

Xiao Han asked, "How many little pigeons have you prepared for Meng Tian?" ”

"There are about thirty of them, right? It was Mu Mu who did it. When the pigeon seller saw Mu Mu, he said that the parents of this pigeon were young adults, and the grandparents were also young adults. Haha, you've learned a lesson! ”

Xiao Han also smiled and said, "Will Meng Tian let the cook stew in a pot when he sees so many pigeons?" ”

"Oh, that person, it's possible. I'll tell him it's his business to hear or not. ”

"Yes, most people have this attitude towards things they don't know, and they can't force it."

……

"The car is parked! Is it to rest? Fusu opened the curtain and looked at it. The cars in front of me were parked. I'll go down and take a look. ”

Xiao Han also poked his head out.

After a while, Fusu returned. It is said that the road is broken, and someone has dug a big ditch, and the horses can pass, but the carts can't. You have to pad up the road to walk. Otherwise, the car will have to be unloaded and the car will be carried over again.

Zhang Long came over and said a few words, and then ordered people to go to the road. I didn't have any tools to use, so I had to find some big rocks and hastily lay them on.

Xiao Han felt a little uneasy in his heart, looking at the terrain on both sides as if he was trying to trap Simba in the canyon. Will the next steppe run come?

Fusu patted her and said that the vigilance had been strengthened. And didn't let everyone move the stones.

"Where's your weapon? Don't you have a sword? Xiao Han asked nervously.

"Yes, don't worry." As he spoke, he drew a sword from under the mat. Originally, it was placed aside, but I didn't think it existed, but now that I took it out, Xiao Han wanted to see it, but felt that it was not the right time.

Fusu suddenly called out in a low voice: "There is a voice!" Don't come down! With that, he lowered the curtain and hid behind the car.

Xiao Han shrank nervously, and there was indeed a mess of footsteps in his ears. She wanted to see it but didn't dare to look at it, and she didn't even have a good guy at hand. Last time I was with Hu Qi and them, and I had a kitchen knife, but this time I was too relieved.

Then there was the ping-pong hitting, scolding, and howling of the wounded, and the crying.

Xiao Han couldn't help but lift the curtain a little, but she still couldn't see it, and the fight took place behind the convoy. The robbers had rushed down the gentle slope and were already tangled with the sergeants.

In my ears was the voice of the red-faced little tiger "ah, ah", as if he was playing hard.

The second dog shouted: "Dare to rob the official army? Don't die! ”

Zhang Long shouted: "Don't let any of them go!" ”

There are also a few familiar voices, coaxing and scolding very routinely, but I don't know if there is a routine in the fight.

After about twenty minutes, the battle was over. Listening to the voice, Xiao Han was relieved. I opened the curtain and got out.

Fusu pulled a few large leaves from the tree and wiped the blood from his sword. Seeing her come out, he smiled at her, and he was hearty after the release of energy. Xiao Han shook her head, men and women are really different, her heart shrank into a ball just now.

Zhang Long commanded people to kidnap the robbers, and Fusu said to wait first, let them smooth the road first.

The robbers are really out of style. When the officers and soldiers watched, they obediently went to carry stones to cushion the road. The tools are still ready-made, they are all competent farm tools, and it is estimated that this is a road digging tool and a robbery weapon.

Zhang Long scolded beside him: "You guys also came out to rob like this?" Or did you choose broad daylight? Also robbing officers and soldiers? Is it good to use your brain? You, you, have you grown up? Don't learn well! Yes? ”

The seven or eight peasants were red-eyed and scolded him, and a few of them were filling in the soil and moving stones with their wounds and bleeding. One child cried while carrying it.

Xiao Han took a closer look, and several of these people were still half-old children.

"Big brother, spare me, I just came with me, the first time, I haven't done it!"

Zhang Long "snorted" and ignored him, his task was to protect Fusu and his party, and his head couldn't stop if something happened, these idiots were purely looking for trouble.

The child knelt down: "Big brother, big brother, spare us!" ”

Several other peasants also knelt down: "Big brother, spare us!" ”

Zhang Long walked over viciously and kicked one of the middle-aged men, "Get up and keep working!" If you know now, why bother in the first place? ”

A few sergeants went over and kicked them a few times, and the men had to get up and go to repair the road.

The child was still crying.

Xiao Han sighed and looked at Fusu. After a few years, there were "thieves" everywhere. Chen Sheng, Wu Guang uprising, Xiang Liang, Xiang Yu uprising, Liu Bang uprising, in short, large and small uprisings, as well as the restoration movement of the Six Kingdoms. Hu Hai, who eats, drinks and has fun in the palace every day and ignores political affairs, also knows that the world is uneasy, so he asked Zhao Gao, I heard that there are many people in the world who want to rebel, right? Zhao Gao replied, no, it's just "thieves everywhere." As a result, thieves stole the country. This pair of bastards didn't end well.

Finally, the road was built to pass. The sergeants took the "bandits" on the road to hand them over to the magistrates in front.

The child cried in despair. The middle-aged man scolded him, and he was still crying. Several of the other children cried, but not so loudly.

Xiao Han asked Fusu: "Will they be sentenced to death?" ”

"No, it's not that serious. The children had just asked that those who were not yet fifteen and six feet tall would not be punished. ”

"Oh." Xiao Han breathed a sigh of relief.

"I know you're kind-hearted, Xiaohan, think about it, if it weren't for these people who protect us, just you as a woman, these children you sympathize with can do anything."

Xiao Han nodded. A kid of their age can really do anything.

"They will not be punished, but the Lidian and Wu Lao in their village are responsible. With so many children involved in this matter, it is obvious that their education and management are not responsible. ”

Xiao Han didn't squeak, and after a while, she asked, "Those adults, will they have their feet cut off, or ......?"

Fusu hugged her, "Xiaohan, don't ask." The country has laws, and no one can break them. If you do something wrong, you should be punished. Of course, he would not tell her that the adults could be sentenced to the punishment of mutilation, that is, mutilation, for instigating the minors to commit crimes. Moreover, they were more than five people who committed the crime together.

"But, Fusu ......"

"Huh?"

"Forget it!"

"You can say anything to me, even if you're not satisfied." Fusu hugged her gently, thinking that she must have been frightened just now.

Xiao Han shook his head, "Forget it, I'm in a bad mood now, I don't want to say it, I said it to destroy the relationship between us." ”

Fusu was stunned for a moment, smiled reluctantly, and said, "Okay, let's talk about it after thinking about it, and then talk about it when I have the right opportunity." ”

He was also afraid that some conflict would affect the relationship between them. And since they met, there seem to be more such things.

Xiao Han was depressed along the way. The children outside the car were no longer crying, the bleeding was probably not serious, and the people seemed to be in good spirits. You may have thought about the consequences of a failed operation before you came, but it was just a gamble of luck.

When they arrived at the post station, they were told to inform the magistrate, and in a short time the official who received the offender came running. When they saw that the criminals hated and feared, they couldn't help but slap the child a few times. Fusu didn't squeak, it was most appropriate for Zhang Long to deal with this matter.

When everyone left, Xiao Han went back to the room, washed up, and came out to eat, but it was already raining outside.

The second dog came over and smiled wryly: "Sister Xiaohan, the brothers think the story you tell is good......

"Two dogs." Fusu interrupted him, "Today, Sister Xiaohan is not feeling well. I'm going to go back and rest in a while. ”

"Uh-, then Sister Xiaohan will have a good rest. I'll say a word to my brothers. "The second dog is about to retire after speaking.

Xiao Han said: "Oh, Brother Ergouzi, the eldest prince is sympathetic to me, and he is a little uncomfortable, but it is not so serious. Let the brothers eat first and then talk. ”

Fusu glanced at her reproachfully and said, "Xiao Han! ”

Xiao Han smiled lonely and said, "Have you been letting yourself be unhappy?" ”

This smile made Fusu a little panicked, and he felt that there was something between them that could not be crossed.

Xiao Han told the story of Sun Wukong being crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain at night.

"This is a monkey with great ability, he originally received the aura of heaven and earth, and was conceived in the stone. When he changed from a stone monkey to a real monkey, he led a group of monkeys to gather in the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave. Eat fruits every day, watch the little monkeys play around, and the days are so unhappy. Later, he heard that there was a method of immortality, so he worshipped the patriarch of Sanxingdong Bodhi as his teacher and learned the ability of a body. He will change in seventy-two ways, one will become a worm, the next will become a big tree, and he will have a lot of fun. ”

Ergouzi asked, "Will he become delicious?" ”

Xiao Han said, "Of course it will." But he won't change easily, he's afraid of being eaten by gluttons. ”

Ha-, someone's laughing.

"Sun Wukong heard that being an official is very good and majestic, so he also wants to be an official. He went to find the Jade Emperor, and it must be explained here that the Jade Emperor is the biggest official in the sky. The Jade Emperor saw that a monkey also wanted to be an official, and he didn't want to deal with him at all. One of the ministers came up with the idea and said, let's give him a petty official, and we can fool him. So, the Jade Emperor asked him to be Bi Ma Wen, who was actually an official in charge of horses. But the monkey didn't know how big this official really was, and he was happy to take office. ”

Hearing this, Fu Su glanced at Xiao Han deeply, his ancestor was in charge of horses when he was in Qin Valley, and from then on, they began to make a fortune with the surname Zhao. What does Xiao Han mean by this?

But this job is too boring, so Sun Monkey will find something interesting for himself. Not far from the place where the royal horse is raised, it is the peach orchard of the queen mother, the monkey likes to eat peaches the most, he jumps into the garden, which one eats big, which one is red, and throws it away if he thinks it is not delicious, and the result is a morning effort, the garden is ruined. Just in time for the Queen Mother to hold a peach conference, the fairies were ordered to come to the garden to pick peaches, but to their surprise, the peaches on the tree were small and ugly, where did the big and good ones go? They searched and searched, and finally saw a big peach, and a fairy floated over and reached out to pick it, but when she picked it, she was startled, it turned out that Sun Wukong was sleeping on the peach. ”

Some people laughed again, this story is so funny.

The fairies were so angry and frightened that they hurried to report to the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother became angry when she heard it, this is worth it, this monkey is full of bad deeds, it is said that he also stole the refined gold pill and kicked over other people's alchemy furnaces. No, he must be submitted. The Jade Emperor sent 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals to weave a net of heaven and earth, and also sent Erlang God with three eyes, and a person surnamed Li named Tota Li Tianwang, in short, it was called a lively, it was such a monkey, which stirred the mountains and shook the heavens and the earth. ”

The red-faced little tiger asked, "Who won?" ”

Ergouzi said, "It must be the monkey who won." ”

Zhang Long said: "Don't talk, keep listening." ”

Everyone shut up and waited for Xiao Han to continue.

"No one can stop the monkey, because he can change in seventy-two ways, and his martial arts are also very powerful. And there is one thing that I didn't say before, he has a very powerful weapon, called the Golden Hoop Stick, which is obtained from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and it is the Dinghai God Needle of the People's Republic of China, which was picked up by him, which made the old Dragon King very dissatisfied, but what if he is not satisfied, you should try it? ”

"Let's go back to the section of the Heavenly Palace. The people sent by the Jade Emperor failed again and again, and he had a bad headache, and some people said that we should invite the Buddha to come over. The Jade Emperor thought about it and said, try it. Who is this Buddha, in fact, he is a great immortal, who understands some scriptures, and talks about compassion all day long, and purifies all sentient beings. When the Buddha came, he said to Sun Wukong, who was fighting heartily, monkey, aren't you very capable? I said that you can turn 720 miles with one heel, so can you turn out the palm of my hand? Sun Monkey smiled and said, what's so difficult about this? After saying that, he flipped over his heel and flew to a big pillar, and he thought, this is the edge of the sky, right? I've got to make a mark and don't let that old man pay for it. Thinking of this, he soaked urine next to the pillar, and wrote a few big words on the pillar, 'Monkey King has come here'. I didn't explain it just now, this Monkey King was sealed by himself, and he felt that he didn't need others to seal it with his own ability. ”

Xiao Shanzi asked, "What happened later?" Lost and won? ”

Xiao Han glanced at him and continued to say with a smile: "Sun Wukong happily turned his head back and said to the Buddha, hey, old man, I went to the edge of the sky just now, and I made a mark." You can't afford it. The Buddha smiled contemptuously and said, "Monkey, do you see if these are the words?" He stretched out his hand to Sun Wukong to see, my mother! On his finger is the message of Sun Monkey just now, 'Monkey King has come here', what does this mean? This shows that Sun Monkey did not turn out of his palm at all. ”

"Alas!" Some in the audience sighed in disappointment.

Just when Sun Wukong was stunned, the Buddha slapped Sun Wukong and detained him at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain. There was a seal on the mountain, a post to which he had added a spell. As long as no one uncovers this post, Sun Wukong has been pressing down the mountain, and he can only show his head. He could drink a little dew, and sometimes the cowherd children who passed by would give him a wild fruit to eat, and when it snowed in winter, the snow kept pressing on top of his head, and when it rained in summer, he could only drench it like this, and in autumn, a few leaves would hang on his ears, and it would have been like this for five hundred years, and it might have been like this and so on, as if there was no end. ”

Ergouzi asked unwillingly: "What happened later?" Did you escape? ”

"Then it's time for everyone to go to bed, so make it up yourself! I'm going to rest, too. ”

Oh, someone complained unwillingly. Zhang Long drove everyone to sleep, but some people were still unwilling.

"Let's go, let's go." Fusu stretched out his hand and waited for Xiao Han.

Xiao Han smiled, but didn't take his hand, turned sideways and walked away.