525. Chapter 524 - Finally Laughing

"Damn, can't you run yet?"

Zhou Jie staggered over and stood behind the thief lying on the ground. "Hehehe, tell you not to run, you don't believe it, it's going to be a disaster now." Zhou Jie didn't want the lives of two people, so the iron nails were beaten according to the buttocks of the two guys, and the flesh on the buttocks was thick and there were no big blood vessels or nerves, so he couldn't die.

"Spare your life, spare your life, don't dare, we don't dare anymore." The two guys were lying on the ground, their legs trembling with pain.

"Damn, does it hurt so much to insert it in your ass, and then fucking pretend to be ruined by Lao Tzu." Zhou Jie rushed over and kicked the robber lying on the ground in the calf.

"Ah, really, it really hurts, help." At this time, the robber also knew that he would not kill them, otherwise he would not have been verbose for so long, so he shouted for help.

"Damn, you can't die, save your mother's hair." Zhou Jie bent down and picked up Luo Ziyue's bag and looked at it.

"Hey, I didn't steal anything."

"Don't dare, absolutely don't dare, I haven't touched a penny."

"That's good, count you as acquaintances." Zhou Jie turned around with his bag and was about to leave.

"Boom, wait, wait, help, ouch...... "Zhou Jie just walked to the front, and the two robbers behind shouted again.

Lao Tzu didn't kill him, but asked me to save his life, which is really inching. "What are you talking about, do you have to take you to the hospital? Damn, just spanking you Lao Tzu is already merciful, and he has to go to the hospital and crawl by himself. Zhou Jie yelled at the two guys on the ground.

"Boss, hero, grandpa, it's really a hit, there's another one below, there's another one below, you, look at it, oops, oops." The guy was lying on the ground, his legs trembling.

"Where?" Zhou Jie was aiming at the back, so he looked down in disbelief, and didn't find any nails.

"Grandpa, your hidden weapon hit, hit the egg, oops, it's rotten, it's still nailed on it, please, please help."

Depend on.

Hearing this, Zhou Jie looked at that place, and sure enough, he found that there was a small hole in his pants, and the head of the nail was also inserted into his pants, so he didn't find it for a while.

Grass, could it be that I made a mistake in my technique, and I actually let a nail deviate from the trajectory, how did I fly to that place, although the deviation is not very big, but it shouldn't be.

"You, did you jump, otherwise how would you hit there?" Zhou Jie suddenly asked, it is impossible for him to deviate so much with his current methods.

"Oops, grandpa, grandpa, I jumped in pain when I inserted the first nail, I didn't think about it, I didn't think about it, I jumped and fell into bad luck, oops, help, help."

Damn, scare me, it turns out that it's really the reason for jumping up, don't do my business, I just want to spank, but I didn't expect the robber to jump like this, and the nail that fell at the end was inserted into the vital point, this was purely accidental, pure accident.

"Ahem, don't move, I'll help you pull it out."

Seeing the misery of the little thief, Zhou Jie plans to save someone's life, otherwise if he doesn't care about it, he may really die.

"Uh, hero, grandpa, you can save me too, please, oops, oops." Hearing that Zhou Jieken was saving people, another guy who had been lying on his stomach and didn't dare to move also shouted.

"Fuck you, you got a few nails in your ass, and you're lying on the ground hanging, hurry up." Zhou Jie rushed over and kicked it.

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, don't kick it, if you kick it again, it will penetrate the intestines, oops, oops." This guy lay on the ground and didn't dare to move, as if he was really inserted in a very dangerous place, as if he would penetrate something if he moved.

"Piercing the intestines, what do you mean?" Zhou Jie thought to himself that he didn't use all his strength, so he wouldn't insert it into his intestines.

"Grandpa, grandpa, you still have a hidden weapon, inserted accurately, inserted, inserted into the hole." The robber lay on the ground with a bitter face, not daring to move.

"Holes? What eyes, aren't your eyes good, and if you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will really suck your eyes. Zhou Jie was a little angry, he was kind enough to save them, but this kid was talking nonsense.

"Master, I, I don't dare to talk nonsense, really, it's really inserted into the hole, it's inserted into the fart hole, and it stabs the intestines, and I may scratch the intestines with this move, oops." After speaking, he shouted miserably.

Damn, no, I'll it.

Zhou Jie took a look at that place, and sure enough, he found that there was a hole in his pants, presumably the iron nails were really deep in it.

These two unlucky ones are really unlucky and thorough, not to mention that the robbery met a super master like Zhou Jie, and even hit the egg by a fucking person, and hit the fart hole by a person, there is really nothing more fucking unlucky than this, it is really a rare miracle in the world.

"Get on your stomach, don't move." Since the tragedy was caused by me, and I was the only one who made a move, the bell must be tied to the bell, and I didn't shoot at this time.

"Uh-uh...... Oops, oops. The two guys agreed to line up and lie down like pheasants.

Damn, it stinks.

I don't know which bastard put one, the stinky Zhou Jie covered his nose and then turned his head and took a deep breath so that he didn't die of smoke.

It was impossible to help with his hands, and he disdained to touch such stinky things.

"Climb up, don't move, otherwise don't blame Lao Tzu for getting the wrong place."

Zhou Jie confessed again, and then suddenly ran a few steps briskly from behind, aiming at the two guys and throwing them one by one.

"Ah......h

"Ah......h

The two guys screamed almost at the same time, and were kicked by Zhou Jie and jumped up and fell to the thatch in front of them.

"Boom......"

As the bodies of the two unlucky eggs flew up, all those iron nails fell backwards, and the true qi that was poured into Zhou Jie forced all the iron nails out, flew towards the trees on the side, and thumped into the trees.

"Oh, oh." Falling into the thatch, the two guys screamed in pain.

"Lean ......"

Zhou Jie scolded and didn't care about the life or death of those two guys anymore, anyway, I have already done what should be done, as for the rest of the things, it depends on their own creation, Zhou Jie shook his head and walked out of the forest.

"Zhou Jie, how's it going?" Seeing him walk out of the woods, Luo Ziyue finally relieved herself and stood up from a roadside stone where she was sitting.

"Well, it's okay, your bag, see if there's anything missing." Zhou Jie walked over to her gracefully and handed the bag in his hand to Luo Ziyue.

"Hmm." Luo Ziyue agreed, then took the bag and looked at it.

"Nothing less, it's all there, thank you Zhou Jie." This was the first time Luo Ziyue gave him a smile, although yesterday's treatment was embarrassing, but now Luo Ziyue felt that Zhou Jie was her own person, and smiled at him.