Chapter 1 Dad, Don't Sell Me
Chapter 1 Dad, Don't Sell Me
In front of Liu's Mansion, among the large crowd of people waiting in line, there is a father and daughter who are particularly eye-catching.
"Dad, don't sell me, am I not your biological daughter?" I looked at this menacing dad with a sincere face.
"Bud, you also know that you are round and lazy, you can't eat anything but eat, and our house is about to be emptied by you." He grabbed my wrist and didn't let go. "Today is a good opportunity, I will regret it for eight lifetimes if I missed it."
Steward Liu looked at me and then at my father, and the expression was, is this posture the legendary forced prostitution? But this girl is too ...... A little more subtle.
"Ahem, old Zhangtou, this is your daughter, let me tell you, if it weren't for my addiction to drinking your apricot blossom wine, this errand wouldn't have fallen on your head." Steward Liu threw a small wooden plaque to my father, and he hurriedly took it: "Hehe, yes, I'm sorry for you, as long as you can throw this girl out, you will come to my tavern in the future, not to mention apricot blossom wine, and the Li Bai nectar at the bottom of my box will be yours." ”
When I saw my father's virtue of smiling and only seeing his eyebrows but not his eyes, I knew that it would be useless to try to please him and persuade him to let me go.
"I'll take the people, take the sign and get the money." As soon as Steward Liu signaled, out of nowhere, two family members put me into Liu's mansion.
When I pitifully tried to look back at my dad one last time, I found that he was long gone.
I secretly lamented: "What a ruthless and unrighteous thing, when I come out again, see if your tavern has enough for me to eat." ”
In the back kitchen, the old cook lady Fang looked at me and the other four girls with disdain. "The maid I found now is really not as good as one, and I don't know if Lao Liu's eyes let the donkey kick it. Do you see that you still have a little bit of a human appearance? ”
When I heard that I had never seen a woman with such a lack of virtue when I was so old, I was about to return the mouth, but when I saw that the people around me were shrinking like quails, I had to grit my teeth and endure it.
"Forget it, since you're here, let's do things well, remember that this is not a vegetable market tavern, this is our Prime Minister Liu's mansion, one by one, your hands and feet should be neat, if you are lazy and greedy, be careful to break your ass!" After training us, Aunt Fang shook her big buttocks triumphantly to match our work.
Because I was round and fat, it was not my turn to go out to serve tea and water, and in the end I had to get a job of burning the fire and cutting vegetables. I looked at my heavy little body and sighed: "Aunt Fang, if you put me in the kitchen, isn't it equivalent to putting the mouse in the rice bowl." ”
"Hey, you...... Yes, it's the fat and swollen one. Come here, wash my vegetables. "A chef called me out to me.
I pouted and twisted my lips: "Hey, what kind of face do you have to say about me, who is twice as fat as me, the maid also has a name, my name is Roubud." ”
"Hey, your mom and dad are really godly, you know what you've grown up like when you're born, meat buns, good names, good names!" As soon as he said this, the people in the back kitchen laughed.
I blushed with anger, because of this immoral name, and my slightly unbalanced figure, I was made fun of everywhere.
"Meat buns, go wash the dishes after washing the dishes." "After washing his dishes, help me wipe down the stove." "When it's all done, help me go to Steward Liu to get something." "Meat bun, come and brush the dishes!" "Meat buns...... Don't be lazy, don't steal vegetables to eat. ”
My first day was spent in the midst of such cries of terror. Daddy...... You might as well push your daughter into the fire pit."
Human perseverance is unimaginable, and in such a difficult environment, I actually began to slowly get used to it. By the way, fat people have stronger endurance than ordinary people, because foodies can always be happy easily.
I was holding a big steamed bun in my hand, and I was squatting at the door of the backyard counting the ripe persimmons on the tree, when a big slap fell on my shoulder and said, "You dead girl, I'm afraid you'll be lazy here." I didn't even reply: "Aunt Fang, you are almost forty, no matter how irritable you are, be careful to burst your blood vessels." ”
She was about to lose her temper, I took out a red silk scarf from my sleeve and handed it to her: "I secretly asked the janitor Laiwang to buy it for me in the morning, hehe, I know you are worried about this and are reluctant to buy it, you have been watching it for a long time." ”
She pinched my face: "You little devil, you can't hide anything from your eyes." She snatched the silk scarf and ran away.
"I've finally caught your fox tail." A little boy came running up to me and said, "I see you giving something to someone." ”
"Hehe, your father is a clean official, he doesn't accept gifts, and he doesn't allow me to give gifts?" I unceremoniously snatched the sugar gourd from his hand.
"Sister Meat Bun, when do you think my father will come back?" This little boy is Liu Xun, the little young master of this Liu Mansion. His father is Liu De, a well-known Qing official in the capital.
I pretended to pinch my index and middle fingers, looked at the sky again, and said, "According to my calculations, he will be back when I have eaten all the persimmons on the tree." ”
He gave me a blank look of disbelief: "I'll go back to the study to study, and when my eldest brother sees it, he'll punish me again." ”
The eldest brother he said is Liu De's eldest son Liu Yun, who seems to be gentle, but he is very strict with this little brother, and when he is not serious about studying, he can't even stand it.
"Don't fish in the muddy water here, the kitchen is almost busy, and you won't help!" Butler Liu really couldn't see me idle, so he drove me back.
"Meat buns, you're finally here, it's a big deal!" The chef in the back kitchen is a big fat man, and one belly is two big for me. With an oily look on his face all day long, it makes people think that he was born to be a cook.
"What's going on?" I took out a large handful of melon seeds from my sleeve and asked as I swallowed them.
"Come and see." The chef brought the pot over, and my eyes almost fell to the ground when I saw it.
Prince Lu came to Liu's Mansion today as a guest, and the eldest young master did not dare to slack off, so he took out the nine-headed old ginseng that the emperor rewarded some time ago, and instructed us to use this rare thing to stew a superb snow clam for Prince Lu to taste.
Now this snow clam is fine, but there is a big problem with these nine old mountain ginseng.
"Who did that?!" I roared, and everybody looked at me. One by one, they shirked themselves, and only the new chef bowed his head.
"I ...... I thought that these ginseng musters and feet are very ugly, so I ...... Just cut them all out. He looked at us with an innocent look on his face.
The chef gave him a heavy spoon: "Stupid, the nine-headed old ginseng has now become a smooth old bald donkey!" ”