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Looking at the Mercedes-Benz that had already driven away, the great sage pursed his lips and scolded in a low voice: "SB, it's not over with Lao Tzu, when you are discharged from the hospital, Lao Tzu will continue to look for you!" ”

"Sun Zhijun, what are you muttering there?" The headmaster heard the Great Sage speak, but he shouldn't have heard what he said, so he couldn't help but shout at him and asked. //

"I didn't say anything, I just said that I would learn a lesson, never give it to the school again, don't give it to the big ・・・・・・ no, principal, you're in trouble!" The Great Sage said to the principal with a hippie smile.

"You can't change eating if you're a dog," the principal scolded his nephew in hatred, looked at a few of us and said, "You guys, write an honest check for me, and wait for the school to deal with it." ”

The great sage said yes, and we all walked to the dormitory, and the voice of the principal speaking to the two class teachers came from behind us: "The last class in the morning should be over, in the afternoon, as soon as you come, let's organize a meeting to discuss this matter, and we must study how to rectify the school spirit and discipline・・・・・・

I can't hear the rest of the words, because the Great Sage has already entered the dormitory building.

After entering the dormitory, Li Tao moved out a small square table that was placed on the kang in the countryside, put all the wine and food on the table, frowned again and said, "This dish is cold!" ”

"Let's eat it cold," the great sage reached behind his hand, pulled out the knotted thorn inserted in his belt, slapped it on the square table, and said: "I really didn't expect that hey, the little white face is not bad, but he raised a son and was a bastard, originally Lao Tzu still thought about it, if he dared to play hard with me, Lao Tzu would hold him!" ”

When I heard this, I was startled, and quickly said, "Brother San, you really dare to ・・・・・・"

"Grass, what don't you dare, as long as you don't mess with me, if you mess with me, Lao Tzu will dare to do anything!" The Great Sage said with a smile, and said: "But it's useless, Gao Shuai and his father are okay, eh, don't talk nonsense, hurry up, pour wine and pour wine, there's nothing to do, drink and celebrate!" ”

"Really don't write checks?" I asked again.

"It seems that this time I can't write it, it's okay, if I don't urge it, I won't write, let's drink first, if there is wine today, I will be drunk today, so I don't care if he is troubled and worried tomorrow!" As he spoke, the Great Sage raised the wine that Peng Wei had already poured, raised his glass and said, "Come, drink one, Lao Tzu's 'sample', you have to drink as much as me!" ”

As he spoke, the Great Sage took a big sip of wine, and then pointed to the wine in his cup and said to us: "See, how can there be 'two acres of land', not less than me!" ”

"Small!" Peng Wei and the others laughed and drank a big sip by themselves, and then compared the cup with the quilt of the Great Sage, and they all drank the same.

I haven't drunk much alcohol since I was a child, even during the New Year's holiday, I drink at most a glass of beer, but that's just to add to the joyful atmosphere, but this liquor, I really haven't drunk it, and it's still a two-pot head in more than 50 degrees, but since I decided to mix with the Great Sage and them, I think, I must be the same as them.

So I first took the cup and sniffed it with my nose, a choking smell, but I still frowned and took a small sip, oops, this smell, it's really unpleasant, they all say that baijiu is spicy, but I don't think it's too spicy, I just feel very sandy, the strong smell of alcohol stimulates my tongue, so that my taste buds seem to lose their proper function.

Qiang frowned, and after reluctantly swallowing this small sip of wine, I was about to put down the wine glass, wanting to quickly take a bite of food to eat, but when the great sage saw them, they all shouted: "Hey, hey, what are you doing, they all drink the same, why don't you just take a sip, raise dolphins!" ”

I said with a bitter face: "I haven't drunk baijiu, this wine is really bad!" ”

"If you haven't drunk it, you can learn, drink it deeply, how can you drink a 'one acre of land', I can tell you, there are rules on the wine table, this wine is not drunk in place, and the wine glass can not be put on the table!" The Great Sage said with a wicked smile.

"Huh? Why is there such a rule? I looked at the Great Sage in embarrassment, and then at Peng Wei and them, and they all looked at me happily and nodded.

"Okay, I'll fight!" I nodded, raised my glass and took a big sip, and when they saw it, they clapped their hands and applauded me.

However, the wine was in my mouth, but I couldn't swallow it with my mouth puffed out, it was really hard to swallow.

The Great Sage and they all looked at me happily, but after a long time, as soon as they saw that my mouth was still caring, the Great Sage raised his chin to Peng Wei, Peng Wei understood what the Great Sage meant, because he was sitting next to me, suddenly stretched out his hand, covered my mouth, and then punched me in the chest with the other hand.

I couldn't hold back, grunted, and swallowed the wine.

"Hahaha・・・・・・" The Great Sage laughed, and I coughed again and again, and tears came out.

"Hurry up, eat food and press!" The Great Sage greeted me with a smile and said.

As soon as I heard this, I immediately grabbed a chopstick fungus, stuffed it into my mouth, and without chewing a few times, I quickly swallowed it, and then I felt better.

"This can't be done, you have to practice more!" The Great Sage said a word to me as if a troop leader was teaching a recruit company a little soldier, and then took out another cigarette, and just wanted to put it in his mouth, but suddenly stretched it out to me: "Come on!" ”

"I really can't smoke!" I hurriedly waved my hand again and again.

"Grass, there is no separation between tobacco and alcohol, you can drink all the wine, you can still not smoke, how can the old man not smoke and drink, you have to learn, little comrade!" The Great Sage couldn't help but say something, and put the cigarette on my mouth.

"Come on, I'll give you something!" Peng Wei lit a lighter and lit a cigarette for me.

"Take a sip, it's very cool!" The Great Sage gave me an encouraging look.

I tried to take a puff, but immediately spit out the cigarette.

When the great sage saw it, he shouted: "No, what is this smoking, this TM is called spoiling grain, hoeing day at noon, every grain is hard, don't you know, elementary school is white・・・・・・"

"Smoke is not food・・・・・・"

"Food for thought, don't you understand?" The Great Sage was stunned for nothing, and he lit one himself, and then said to me: "Look, learn from me!" ”

As he spoke, the Great Sage puffed his cheeks, took a hard puff of his cigarette, then straightened up again, closed his eyes, inhaled deeply with an intoxicated face, then relaxed his body, and exhaled again, and a wisp of green smoke spewed out of his mouth.

"See, that's what it's called smoking!" The Great Sage glared at me, "Come on!" ”

I also followed the example of the Great Sage and tried it, but although the cigarette was inhaled, before it could come out, I was choked and coughed again, which naturally caused the Great Sage to laugh again.

"It's okay, it's okay slowly!" Peng Wei pretended to be kind and said.

"I really don't understand, this cigarette and alcohol is a sinful thing at all, why do you all like it?" I said with a flushed face.

"You don't understand this, right, smoke can refresh the mind, can keep a clear mind at all times like this, if you want to mix, you must be vigilant at any time, so as not to be calculated, alcohol can relax, if you are too nervous, the body can't stand it, drink alcohol, sleep a lot, you can relieve fatigue, or you look at the underworld played in the movie, which one doesn't smoke and drink?" The Great Sage said very seriously.

"yes, okay then, I'll learn slowly!" It sounds reasonable, since you have chosen to mix and be a bad guy, you have to know everything, and I have watched a lot of underworld movies and television, and the people in it do know this.

In this way, I slowly followed the Great Sage and they drank wine one by one, smoking a cigarette from time to time, and after a while, I began to feel dizzy, but the Great Sage and they still looked like they were all right.

Just when I wanted to sleep, the bedroom door suddenly opened again, and the four-eyed squad leader of the Great Sage's class pushed the door and walked in.

The Great Sage rolled his eyes and said to him: "Senior class leader, isn't it already out of school at this time, why are you running to us here if you don't go home?" ”

Siyan looked at our table, then smiled at the Great Sage and said, "Brother Saint, didn't you ask you to write an examination, why did you drink wine?" ”

"It's okay if there's something to do, it's okay to get out, why don't you care about it!" The Great Sage glared at the four-eyed squad leader and said.

"Something's okay, can I come?" The four-eyed squad leader was so frightened that he hurriedly said, "As soon as I left the school gate, I ran into someone looking for you!" ”

"Looking for us?" We were all stunned when we heard this, and then the Great Sage frowned and said, "Who is looking for us, someone came to our school to stir up trouble?" ”

"No, it's not to stir up trouble, it's the handsome man sent by his father who was beaten by you, and he wants to invite you out for a while, and he speaks quite politely!" The four-eyed squad leader said.

"Gao Shuai and his father?" When the Great Sage heard this, he glanced at each other, and Peng Wei asked again: "Didn't you say anything, how many people?" ”

"I didn't say it, just one person, waiting outside the school!" The four-eyed squad leader said.

"Brother Sheng, what do you mean by Gao Shuai and his father?" I asked the Great Sage worriedly.

"Grass, whatever he means, look at it!" The Great Sage stretched out his hand and pinned the Raz knot into his lower back, and greeted us.

The Great Sage and a few of us walked out of the school gate together, and saw a van parked not far from the school, and the person standing next to the van turned out to be the handsome man and his father's attendant.

As soon as we saw the Great Sage and a few of us come out, the attendant with gold-rimmed glasses immediately smiled and beckoned to us.

The Great Sage and we all walked to the gold-rimmed glasses with a suspicious face, and then the Great Sage frowned and said, "You are looking for us, is there something wrong?" ”

"Hehe, hello classmates, let me introduce myself first, my name is Zhao Zhiming, and I am Mr. Gao's personal secretary," the gold-rimmed glasses smiled first, and then introduced themselves very politely, and then said to us: "That's the case, several classmates have some small conflicts with our young master Gao, and then after we arrived at the hospital, Mr. Gao and our young master had a detailed understanding of the situation, and knew that our young master did something wrong, so we Gao always wanted to invite a few people to have a light meal, Let our young master apologize to you again. ”

"Grass, and this good thing?" The Great Sage frowned and looked at the gold-rimmed glasses suspiciously.

"Yes, yes, I heard that you are all very famous in school, right, our Mr. Gao said, they are all good classmates, no fight, no deal, I hope that after this incident, you can be friends with my young master, usually in the school can take care of our young master, I don't know if you are willing to appreciate a face?"