Chapter 40: Aunt Jedi Alive?
"Are you alright?"
Wang Ya asked with some concern. Xiao Yi's performance is too abnormal.
"Haha" Xiao Yi looked at Wang Ya and laughed, laughing loudly and exaggeratedly, and the corners of his mouth were almost behind his ears.
Wang Ya was even more worried: "What's wrong with you, don't scare me"
"You've done me a great favor!" Xiao Yi directly picked up Wang Ya's face and kissed it fiercely, Wang Ya was stunned, as if she had been struck by lightning.
Xiao Yi didn't notice that his behavior just now was inappropriate, and after helping Wang Ya, who was already stunned, to help him up, he put his hands on the latter's shoulders and pushed him out, then turned around and entered the house and quickly closed the door.
Every time he entered the app store, in order to concentrate, he would habitually close his eyes and sit cross-legged, like an old monk in the eyes of outsiders, in order not to make Wang Ya feel weird, so Xiao Yi pushed him out.
Wang Ya stood outside the house, her jade hand covering the position that Xiao Yi had kissed just now, and she didn't come back to her senses for a long time.
Because of the closed door, the whole room became dark, Xiao Yi sat down, took a deep breath to calm the chaotic thoughts in his heart as much as possible, and then concentrated, precipitated consciousness, and entered the "app store" again.
Comeback, victory or defeat in one fell swoop.
If there is software in this era, then the group of "Century Classics" in the app store should also have it, because this classification records these software in this era, similar to WeChat, QQ, and QQ reading.
Xiao Yi didn't know that there was still software related to physical health such as "Auntie" in their era, if he knew, he would not have chosen the category of "software" in the app store before, but directly entered the "Century Classics".
It's like coming to a strange place, I can't find a food stall and a small noodle restaurant where I can eat skewers, so I can only go to a big restaurant stupidly, but after I go, I find that it is not a place where he can consume at all.
You can't blame him for not knowing this software. Who called Xiao Yi a bachelor with no interest, if he had a girlfriend, he would definitely see this APP on his girlfriend's mobile phone, after all, this "aunt" is very common in the female circle.
Soon, "Break the rules and pay tribute to the classics" eight block letters flashed.
This time, Xiao Yi clicked into the familiar category of "century classics".
"Century Classics" is all recorded in the software of this era, and the APPs in it are very familiar, unlike the "software" classification, which are all named after IT as a prefix, and sound like a profession of weird APP, many APPs Xiao Yi's mobile phone is installed.
If there is an "aunt" in this era, then there will be this software in the "Century Classics".
Xiao Yi's idea is as simple as that. It's no wonder he was so excited just now, because if it weren't for Wang Ya, he wouldn't have known this at all.
Xiao Yi was almost desperate just now, but at this time, Wang Ya suddenly illuminated a light, and inadvertently pointed out a way out.
But now Xiao Yi didn't realize this at all.
His only idea now is to find "auntie" or software with the same nature as "auntie" in the "Century Classics".
Xiao Yi was very anxious and conflicted, he couldn't wait to see the ten lines at a glance, but he had to look at them one by one, for fear of missing something.
Time is lost in the dark.
Wang Ya outside the door was still standing in place. The pretty and beautiful face was full of surprise, a pair of beautiful eyes stared at the boss, and the breathing became extremely abnormal, sometimes fast and sometimes slow.
Her mind went blank right now. There was nothing, only the tingling sensation that had lasted from just now to now.
It was caused by Xiao Yi's kiss just now.
After a while, she finally regained her senses a little, and let out a long breath. Like a man who had been holding his breath in the water for a long time suddenly came ashore, his face instantly became red and hot, from his cheeks all the way to the roots of his ears.
He ...... How could he be like this" Wang Ya stomped her foot. Tears of urgency are about to come out.
She took a step forward, ready to unscrew the doorknob and push the door in, but in that moment, she froze again.
Entered, and then what? Do what? Say what?
But don't do anything, just forget it?
For a while, Wang Ya's heart was in turmoil, the contradiction was extreme, she didn't enter, she didn't enter, she was a little at a loss, her hands were crossed and she kept playing in circles, pacing back and forth in front of Xiao Yi's door.
Inside the house, Xiao Yi stared at the dazzling APP looking for software similar to "Auntie", and when his head hurt a little, he finally found the target, Auntie, the original version.
"Auntie is a mobile phone APP that takes women's menstrual health as the core and cares for women's health in the last century, which came out in 2012. Its functions include menstrual recording, menstrual prediction, easy pregnancy prediction, beauty and body shaping health tips, sisters and girlfriends ......
Xiao Yi is about to vomit blood, look at this function is really worthy of its name, simple and direct, clear at a glance, there is no function that Xiao Yi imagined.
Just when Xiao Yi was about to return to find another way, he was suddenly stunned.
There is a similar software recommendation under the software, and he saw another software, not another software to be exact, but another version, called Auntie International Edition.
Nowadays many software has multiple versions, which is common in order to cater to different customers.
Xiao Yi clicked in with a curious attitude, and his long and narrow eyes suddenly lit up.
"Auntie International Edition,Came out in 2016,It's an enhanced and refined version of Auntie,Its functions include menstrual health care、Physiological protection、Health treatment,Not only can predict your menstrual period,It can also inhibit dysmenorrhea and protect and treat your body,The required flow rate is 70M,Is it downloaded?"
Although the functions are not as many as the ordinary version, the current international trend is simplicity, and the simpler the more fashionable it is, the more popular it is.
Xiao Yi suppressed the excitement in his heart, and read it carefully again from beginning to end, until this sentence "can not only predict your menstrual period, but also suppress menstrual cramps and protect and treat your body" Xiao Yi could no longer hold back the excitement in his heart, and yelled "yes".
He now has 470 trillion traffic, and he can squander it wantonly in the group of "Century Classics", completely without the dilemma in the "software" category just now, this feeling is like taking a thousand yuan to eat and drink at sea, but if you go to a five-star hotel, it is not enough to buy a neat suit as an admission ticket.
Outside the door, Wang Ya hesitated to the extreme, entangled.
Can you get in or not?
How could he do that?
How can you kiss me without my permission?
Why did he kiss me all of a sudden?
Is it because you like me?
At this moment, a loud "yes" suddenly came from inside the door.
Wang Ya was stunned, her face was extremely strange, and her eyebrows were full of shyness: "He won't hear my question, right?" ”
Inside the house.
"Auntie, is the international version downloaded completely, is it installed?" Xiao Ying's voice is no different from Xiao Mei's voice, both are stiff and cold, full of mechanical feeling.
"Yes," Xiao Yi quickly made his choice.
Soon, the installation was complete.
Xiao Yi entered the interface of the aunt, and the warm words were still "I care about you with you", but this sentence was also translated into English, and soon several options appeared, namely menstrual health care, physiological protection, and health treatment.
Xiao Yi clicked on the option of health treatment with his feelings, and suddenly there was joy between his eyebrows.
Outside the door, Wang Ya muttered at a loss: "It's over, it's over, what should I do now?" ”
At this time, the door suddenly opened, Xiao Yi walked out with a smile on his face and looked at her and said, "Why haven't you rested yet, I'll go first, go to sleep by yourself!" ”
Wang Ya trembled, and before she could speak, Xiao Yi had already run out of the door and closed the door.
"You...... You bad man who has been messing up and abandoning you, ah......" Wang Ya's face turned red, and she stomped her feet and roared. (To be continued.) )